#sexy ballons

[worldcupwinner]

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 as we've told you again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. 🐐

#lionel messi #messi #ballon d'or #*allgifs* #got to give adidas their flowers cos this is sexy

[cityzenchick]

Schönen Dienstag, mein lieber Freund @sandy007 – ich hoffe, dein Tag ist so gut, wie Erling letzte Nacht aussah! 😍

#erling haaland #manchestercityfc #ballon d’or 2023 #sexy hands #sharp dressed man #so proud of him #did i mention his hands 😍

[7yearsofdele]

When we get 11 Ballon D’or nominees and win Club of the Year, what then?

#the football world would collapse due to the sheer weight of our sexiness #football #tottenham hotspur #ballon d’or #ballon d’or 2022

[mj0702]

I saw your manager said yes to the sneak peak 👀

does that mean you’re giving it to us?? 🤞🏻

-🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

“Less.. Toons.. Alexia “Don't touch that” Putellas... two times Ballon d'Or...” you started before getting big eyes as you frantically looked for Mapí

“... Winner, cariño... I won that trophy twice...” Alexia laughed as you stopped mid-sentence

“Yeah... sure... winner... twice” you said as realized that she had no idea that there was in fact just ONE whole Ballon d'Or... and one broken one

“You sure are something cariño” the blonde spaniard smiled as she hugged you

“Ew... go away... you're all sweaty” you faked disgust trying to push her off “AND you wear the wrong jersey...”

“I'm very sorry” Alexia said “apologetic” and hugged you even tighter “You want my jersey?”

“Nope” you snorted “But Lessi over here is a BIG fan”

“You want to swap?” the spaniard smiled at your friend who – in true Less fashion nodded frantically and tried to get her jersey over her head just to get stuck in it

You knew the second you saw her tuggin on it the second time that there definitely will be a clip of it – and it definitely will go viral.

With the help of Toons and you you managed to get her out of her jersey which she embaressed offered to a smirking Alexia

“Come on Stooges” you heard Lucy yell from the place she stood with Ona (and Mario for cover) “Time for huddle”

“But I didn't see Mapí” you whined back

“And it will stay that way” Alexia quickly said firmly

“We're on english soil... you can't tell me what to do in me home” you whined

“Lucia?!” Alexia didn't even bother to give in to your whine “you're hermanita wants to spend time with María”

“Absolutely not” Keira yelled from your other side where she was talking to Irene and Patri

“Tweedledumb” you yelled happily skipping over to the trio leaving Lessi and Toons awkwardly standing next to Alexia

“I was tweedledee” Patri said confused

“No... I'm pretty sure you were tweedledumb” you mused

“Bitsy... don't you have someone else to annoy” Keira pressed a soft kiss to your temple

“I would... but pretty spaniard won't let me go to colorbook spaniard” you whined

“Wrong.. I... won't let you go to Mapí...” Keira laughed

“But whyyyyy” you whined again

“Really?” the blonde raised her eyebrow at you

“Ugh...” you huffed before you suddenly perked up

“What have you seen now?” Keira immediately felt the change in your body language

“Not what... who” you smirked “Hola sexy spaniard”

“Hola little One... you behaving?” Jenni grinned at you as she came over

“Never... good game Hermosa”

All the players around you stopped talking looking at you confused as Jenni began smirking.

[wishmaster]

Do you have a daddy and himbo costumes? The daddy would be for my best friend Jake, and the himbo for me. I’d think it would let us win the costume party at the gay bar

Daddy and Me?

You guys don't look like the type that would want such a costume but here we go. Jake with his wild hair I assume is the older of the two of you so he'll be daddy.

Take this. I hand him leather pants to slip on.

Suddenly his body begins to change, hair sprouts everywhere, a beard forms on his face, his cool hair disappears becoming a tight cut with faded sides. His outfit expands a harness, bracers an chains adorn his new thicker, tighter body. He stands ready to deal with you, next we change you.

As he touches your face your changes begin by proxy. Your twinkish body ballons up until you look like a ripped model, your dick enlarges but quickly becomes locked in a chastity cage, Daddy doesn't like you playing without him. Next Leather begins to cover you and soon all of your smarts disappear, all you can think of now is how to please Daddy and staying sexy for Daddy. You've become a certified himbo as Daddy' and yours final form comes into view.

Trapped behind the leather no one would get to see your muscled beauty except for Daddy, you were his himbo and his alone, though he did love showing off your leather ensemble when you both went out. Daddy Jake and you were actually the talk of the gay clubs in town and you never left Daddy Jakes side ever again. Oh and you dis win that costume contest so congrats!

#body transformation #male transformation #cursed object

[slowlydifferentbluebird]

Another great day!😌

Is it me or this summer these gorgeous ladies are really feeding us well? Well, I'm not complaining tho 🤓

Starting from miss Yoo, keeping the good work of Bora of yestarday. On stage or in the pool she's rocking that body and teasing the ass, like, I know she has a delicious cake just for us😋

Then we have a favorite of mine, one of my wives: Joy. She decided to serve this cute yet sexy look with glasses and the yummy tummy 🤩

And taking about tummies, Momo joins the chat lol. Abs looking like a wall and booba looking like two ballons. Body 10/10🤤

And to conclude, Sakura finally showing off a little. The most tiny sneak peak of her cleavage and tummy, but it's clear that she's fit af. And we appreciate It. More please🥴

Zazá

#kpop #kpop girls #kpop smut #dreamcatcher #dreamcatcher yoohyeon #yoohyeon smut #dreamcatcher smut #red velvet joy #red velvet smut #joy smut #twice momo #twice smut #twice #momo smut #le sserafim smut #le sserafim sakura #sakura izone #sakura smut #red velvet #izone smut

[renasonworldx]

my winner 🏆 - Mason Mount

concept - in honour of ballon d'or night mason wins the ballon d'or with wife by his side

y/nmount: my incredible mase is nominated for a ballon d'or i'm so so so proud of you baby!! 🎊🥺

comments

benchilwell: proud dad moment 😘

masonmount: love you brother x

masonmount: couldn't have done any of this without you darling 🤍

y/nmount: love you xxx

y/nmom: congrats mase!!!!!! we are cheering you on from home x

masonmount: awh thank you x

woody: ofc you would post this pic 😭🔥🔥🔥

y/nmount: my husband is sexy nathan don't lie x

laurenfryer: best of luck mase! can't wait to see what you look like all dressed up y/n xxx

y/nmount: looking like a whale 😛

y/nbestie: good luck mase! XX

masonmount: thank youuuu x

masonmount: WHAT A NIGHT!! i'm offically a ballon d'or winner...i'm in shock i'd like to thank my entire team both on and off the field at chelsea you have paved the way for me since i was 6 years old. this is for you chels, i'd like to thank my family and friends my parents tony and debbie my siblings stacey jaz and lewys my best friends nathan and declan and of course my gorgeous wife Y/n. y/n, this is the day i've dreamed of since i was a child and i'm beyond glad i get to share this moment with you i love you with my entire heart. to the fans you are why i do what i do, you push me to work harder and better and i'm coming home to stamford bridge to share this with you all so much love - mason x

comments

masonfan: 🐐🐐🐐🐐

woody: i got a mention 😭🐐

masonmount: of course, you did!!

jazbenham: so proud!!!!!! 💙💙💙💙

masonmount: agh we did it!!!!!!!!

itsamelewigi: that's my boy 🥇

masonmount: love you bro x

y/nmount: mo grá <3 so proud of you baby 🥺🤍 [my love <3]

masonmount: grá agat go deo xx [love you forever in irish]

chelseafc: our winner 💙🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

masonmount: can't wait to get home!!

declanrice: never been prouder of you!!! brother you're a star 😁🔥🐐

masonmount: my goat xx

y/mount: to the afterparty mase 🐐🤍

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[28dayslater]

seeing your posts has convinced me to get into spurs do you have advice on where to start

First off let me apologise for doing this to you but you know what if today's diabolical ordeal was what convinced you... you are clearly the right kind of nutcase for Tottenham.

Watch some games!! Maybe not the next one as we'll be getting battered but after that. Doesn't matter if you're not a football fan I wasn't and now look at me. We are um... not really firing on all cylinders right now LOL but when it's good it's soooooo good.

Players!! So many nice sweet boys we've got SONNY he's our captain he's the best man to ever live you would probably already die for him without even really knowing him. We've got AN ARRAY OF SLIGHTLY CRAP ATTACKERS we've got SEXY DEFENDERS we've got FUTURE BALLON D'OR WINNER PAPE SARR I would recommend watching some of the youtube/social media content spurs put out bc you really get a sense of their personalities and the friendships between them which is very cute <3 this recent one where they play darts with professional darts players healed me

The women's team!! We've got a fresh new dad manager and we're doing so well this season, got some great players in and we'll be playing in the FA cup semi final tomorrow, and I will be THERE!!

The torment....... we are the laughing stock of the football world we win fuck all we make a pig's ear out of absolutely everything we've never seen a chance to succeed we didn't bottle in the worst possible way and the joke is ALWAYS on us. You have to have a certain level of mental resilience. I work in the construction industry in London you have no idea how many strays I catch from the assna/West Ham blokes at work, it is unbelievable. BUT it means when we DO manage the tiniest hard fought victory against all odds it's a million times sweeter bc we earned it!!!!

The most important thing about being a spurs fan is you have to get really mad whenever we pass the ball backwards for any reason even if it makes sense for the players to do or is clearly necessary.

[moomoorare]

Having boobs is like:

Psychic damage 🎳 -80! Looking sexy 😏 +40!! Annoying 😠 -20! Annoying Boobas Protection 😡 -70! Soft pillows 🤩 +190!! Front grabbers when looking for a lost item 🧘 +30!! Uncomfortable sleeping positions 😐 -150! You can call them boobas, tits, bodonkers, big ballons or whatever you want 🤹 +420!! Cup holders 🥤 +20!! Men Tits ❣️ + 13000!!

#rare rambling

[chelseachilly]

idk i personally think ben chilwell should get the ballon d’or for being sexy and adorable but ig they don’t get football like i do

#and yes this is a JOKE messi is going to win and there’s no way they were nominating anyone from chelsea this year 😭

[plaindangan]

Just how many people does Ibuki bump and throws to the floor accidentally with her hyper tits and ass?!

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

Too many to count.

Ever since she had joined the ranks of being a hyper sexy girl, that energy she had only increased...much to passerbys chagrin! Instead of people barely reacting at all to the musician skipping about and running around everywhere, as soon people hear that intense clapping coming their way, they immediately panic and move to hit the deck however possible!!

Because Ibuki can't see for jack with those ballons in her face and she definitely can't seem to feel what that booty of hers shakes about and knocks someone over. Every day Mikan seems to have a handful of her victims coming to her after not being able to get out of the Ibooty train in time!!

#DRmioda-R18

[ccaliforniagirls]

He pinned the ballon d’or post. He wants us to remember Arabella so bad 😞

he wants girls to see those pics and think "he's sexy and successful"