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ilovemesomevincentprice · 6 months

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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

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femcelhottie420 · 6 months

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My Kermit Halloween costume

#sexy kermit #whalespo #fatspo

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sciderman · 24 days

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so i've been learning the banjo

#sci speaks #sci sings #it's something i've wanted to do for so so long.. all my rolemodels play the banjo.#dolly parton.. kermit the frog... lazlo (from camp lazlo)#oh! the song is panic vertigo by the wrecks. i love the wrecks. they resonate deeply with me. i too am a wreck.#also this song is so easy to play. so sexy when a song only has three chords and none of them are G.

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kahluah · 4 months

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The reread with erha volume 4 was a much needed change of pace after volume 3, where I kept having to put the book down to cry for a bit. The thirsty farming arc really is a blessing, and a much needed breath of fresh air before shit starts happening again.

Now I wait for volume 5

#the dumb husky and his white cat shizun #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #erha #2ha #the image that always pops into my mind during CWNs crisis of having sexy thoughts and dreams is the dark kermit meme #that extra soul fragment is just there in a dark hood showing CWN what he can have

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squirshie · 29 days

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nsf workplace text under cut (nothing explicit)

me @ myself: work on the housefucking fic. where is it

myself @ me: write a different, elaborate au for the sole purpose of describing a fucked out monster malleus instead

#where's my blank dark kermit meme #being a writer is... challenging #i have. such a specific visual stuck in my head #it's been haunting me for days on end #not in a sexy way. in a batting him back with a broom kind of way #anyway. i've been scribbling

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bfilm · 8 months

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if i had to see these cursed 1 inch ceramic muppets tonight figures from france then everyone else has to as well.

according to muppet wiki this is the only piece of merch nigel (muppets tonight) has ever received.

#muppets #the muppets #muppets tonight #whitewashed clifford. kermit sexy posing. whatever's going on with piggys mouth. seymour with no pepe. catboy johnny fiama.#these are handpainted (idk if by the original buyer or the manufacturer) so its possible there are better ones out there but. wow.#the things you see on muppet wiki.

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reasoncourt · 1 year

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muppets porn.?

yeah it’s worse than you think

#in my defence i thought I was safer cause I googled sexy miss piggy and kermit #I thought I’d get miss piggy in like. a robe or something #or you know idk what I thought #I’m an impulsive googler #anyways don’t google that #I was not fckn prepared #asks #anon

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mestruazioni · 1 year

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a girl going out with a friend of mine (who has lost 30+ kg in the last months) said she has a problem with his stretch marks and I am. so disgusted. "the stretch marks make me kinda sick" holy shit. holy shit I'm gonna have to rid the world of a blind superficial piece of shit fucking bitch. gonna have to do it with my bare hands. bye

#how THE FUCK do you say shit like this!!!!! how do you not find people's 'imperfections' sexy as fuck!!!!#you're looking at his body and it is telling you its story you stupid fuck!!!!!! how can you be disgusted by it!!!!!#im gonna have to kermit #im just gonna have to #eve

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a-freak-gasoline-fight-accident · 11 months

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i’m the only Normal bitch at my work so ofc i get stuck having lunch with the little twisted hypocrite christian racist who asks me too many personal questions. this bitch Donna, who’s been there n left before i got there has come back, and ofc i’m stuck on break with her and she keeps asking personal questions, trying to work me out, trying to see if she can be racist in front of me’ testing the waters. i Know what she’s doing so i give her 1 word responses and no details. TODAY we were in the break room together and she brings up the indigenous voice to parliament and asks me if i’ve seen the pamphlet someone had printed out and passed around work (which i’m pretty sure is ILLEGAL), i said ‘No that sounds like misinformation and propaganda’ (looking back i probs shouldn’t have said that lol but oh well c: teehee) and she went quiet for a little bit and then straight up asked me if i had any aboriginal blood. i said ‘No’ just to show her that it’s not fucking WEIRD for a white person to give a fuck about indigenous peoplesssss, PLUS i could not think of anything else to say to that yes or no question and iidk how to be Rude to ppl, i’m also not used to being talked to either so [shrug]. ANYWAY then as i was at the sink trying to wash my mug and spoon as fast as i could to get tf out of there, she goes ‘Ya know, it’s the indigenous ppl around the world who’ve had it the roughest; aboriginals, native americans, american n*gros (yes she used THAT word), even southern americans’. i am not stupid, i know what this bitch is doing, so i’m at the sink just giving non-committal nods like i’m only half listening. then she says ‘You know i pray a lot, i pray alot. and you know, my prayers always get answered.....do you pray?’ ya know, trying to see if i’m a Good Little Christian girlllllll, i was fucking 0.2 seconds away from telling her ‘No, i’m actually Buddhist’ and walking out of that room. instead i just shook my head and said ‘Nah, not really’. then excused myself bc the half hour break was over. THEN as i was at the counter later, another coworker told me that it was Donna herself who had printed out and brought in the pamphlets on monday skdjgjsdjgsdf like ofc she did lol <3 i’m so glad i still wear a mask, they’d see me grin so much. then the same coworker asked me about which way i’m voting n i said ‘Yes’, n she said ‘Yes is as in you want it though...’ like she was warning me that i was voting wrongly <3<3<3<3 n i was like ‘Yeah i know, i’m voting yes FOR it’.

#personal #tried telling them that dutton just didn't want the voice to succeed bc then when lnp got in again he'd have to MAYBE listen to them but the #coworker i was at the counter with brought out a pamphlet n asked me if i wasnted to read it n i was like No <3 #later i went out the back and n i think i caught the end of a convo about how the Sorry was BS bc my 2-faced coworker is belgian n they neve #never got a sorry #skdfjgjkdsfghdsfjg #i feel like a sexy lil sheep in a den full of scraggly old wolves #small country town are the WORST #it's just so fucked up to me that a store that's supposed to Help ppl in need is full of racists #but then later the coworker #small country towns #might actually b getting inchrested in buddhism 4 real. tho i don't think i have it in me 2 fully kermit 2 a faith #i was half-joking when i thought about telling that bitch i was buddhist. i shoulda.#actually. it's weird. later that day i went in2 homewares n on a table there were 2 buddha candle holders. a sign perhaps?

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surgeratesfucko · 2 years

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im doing a one month free trial of canva because i really wanted a stupid sticker so what are some bumper stickers yall want i will make them and sell them at cost on redbubble

#the sticker has js bach with flames and sunglasses and it says 'im bringing sexy bach"#anyway the real reason i wanted canva was originally to make bootleg prince daddy merch (my size was sold out sue me)#but now im having fun making bumper stickers #i wanna do one with kermit saying 'same as it ever was'

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 8 months

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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

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samkyi7 · 4 months

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Kermit’s kinda….

#sexy tease #kermit the frog #maid #ink drawing #art #character art #traditional art #i’m sorry #😭#kermit fanart #doodle #sketch #kawaii #cute #aesthetic #fanart

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akiymgc · 5 months

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mossmx · 1 year

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In my scale of fucked up things to find sexy worms it's DEFINITELY not weird...

and that says a lot about my life lol

in all seriousness though I go by taxonomy so worms are more "acceptably" sexy than plants because our LCA is closer

On the other hand plants survived by being so sexy that all other beings help them reproduce...

So I guess the only thing I can be sure of is that rocks are the weirdest thing to want to fuck in my fuckability scale lol

#if you want to fuck a rock good for you!!!#I'm sure many people find rocks sexy given that there is a multibillion dollar industry based on rocks #but I do not have time to unpack any of that #just enjoy that I think finding worms sexy is normal #and that sex with plants is actually everyday routine depending on your definition of sex #moss text #and I say all this *before* I take an oki for my headache #so it's pure unfiltered late hour ramblings #enjoy #*kermit drinking tea gif

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crushedsweets · 6 months

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What kinda costumes would Nina, Toby, and Nat wear for Halloween? (I wouldn't doubt nina begged them to dress up with her lol)

ohhh theyre so cute. nina would WANT to do something matching, like.. she'd wanna be barbie .. make nina and toby dress as the two kens competing for barbie... or she'd wanna have them all be slashers, but she'd pick out like one of those sexy versions (the other two would wear whatever) . . i could see toby wearing like a freaky fucking mask. oh my god. you guys know creep ? peachfuzz mask or smth along those lines. natalie would prob do smth simple. maybe a cow girl. oh my god. cowgirl natalie and nina. they make toby dress like a horse. LMFAOAOOA ok sorry . hmmm...

oh. nina would be miss piggy one year. one of them could be kermit.

ninas just cute.. nats more likely to dress up with her, but toby gets embarrassed way more easily than them both

#asks

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woah-uhuh-uhuh-uhuh · 5 months

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I always thought if a SQUIP user asks for a nonhuman character (e.g. Kermit or a sexy anime catgirl with a tail), you just sort of perceive them in the way you can perceive characters in dreams??

As in, you're not literally seeing Hatsune Miku standing there, a 2D object meshing with reality. Instead you just have the "delusion" (not sure how else to phrase it) that the concept of Hatsune Miku is talking to you. For me at least, I can almost never recall visual information from my dreams... Because I don't think there WERE visuals. It was just my brain constructing a narrative of what happened that I perceived the same way as the OUTPUT of my brain's sensory processing. It said "you're talking to Miku" and I went "okay" because that's the same amount of information I receive when I actually see and recognize a person; my brain takes all that light information and translates it into an abstract concept like "you're talking to your friend Tom," and that's all my inner brain is really used to seeing of the world.

I know this kind of contradicts canon, but if I were to write the squip, I'd have most of its powers operate by changing what you THINK you see/hear/know, and not actually altering your senses that much. Like if I were to rewrite optic nerve blocking, I'd have it not actually block Jeremy's optic nerves, but instead just make Jeremy incapable of recognizing/noticing the sensory stimuli that make up Michael Mell.

Both more efficient and way creepier in my opinion --- Jeremy SEES Michael, he just… doesn't know what he's looking at. His brain literally can't process Michael's face as a human person. That's just a wall or a backpack or something.

(Initially wrote this as a reply to @stormytbh's post about squips appearing with an art style --- I didn't mean this as a rebuttal or anything, it just got me thinking about my rich goranski lore and then I realized that leaving it as a comment would totally derail the post lol)

#be more chill #bmc #squip #the squip #posts #text #meta #jeremy #michael #eh kinda

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