♡ Secret Mission 101 ♡
I had only just woken up and gone into the kitchen to pour a cup of coffee when I saw you creep around the corner, quickly scooting back a step when you saw me standing at the counter.
I quickly turned away from you, letting out an inquisitive sigh. "I wonder where my little one could be?" I asked, directing the question to no one in particular. "Certainly not sneaking into the kitchen, oh no, I know for a fact that my baby is still tucked into bed, snug as a bug in a rug!"
I heard you giggle behind me, and sniffling a laugh myself, I began sorting through the mail stacked neatly by the coffee pot. "Gosh," I said, once again, definitely not to the sneaky little one who was by no means behind me, "it sure would be a shame if someone were to try and scare me right now, or, oh no, it might be even worse if someone were to sneak in here and find the secret stash of cookies I put in the cabinet above the dishwasher yesterday!"
You gave an excited gasp, and I heard the telltale squeaks of someone running across the kitchen floor to the dishwasher, quickly followed by muffled shushing as the cabinet squeaked open and you grabbed a handful of cookies from the jar, followed by silence.
I turned from the counter, ready to greet my sneaky baby, only to be greeted by an empty kitchen in front of me. "Hmmm..." I took a few steps forward, glancing around curiously, "I could have sworn I heard someone's little feet in here just a second ago... it must have been a ghost, not my little angel!"
With that, the pantry door swung open, and out you jumped, grabbing me in a hug as you shouted an enthusiastic "Boo!"
With a laugh I returned your embrace, ruffling your hair and holding you close, "Ah, I see, so it was just you after all love bug, you got me good, you were so sneaky I never even knew you were here!"
You held your hand up with a smug grin, proudly displaying the cookies you had snatched from the secret stash above the dishwasher. "I was so sneaky I got cookies for breakfast without even having to ask you Sissy!"
With a shake of my head I took one of the extended cookies and dipped it into my coffee, "Well, I suppose everyone can use a treat for breakfast every now and then, isn't that right love bug?"
You nodded solemnly, "Does that mean I can have coffee too?"
I paused, shaking my head slowly. "I don't think a little one with as much energy as you have needs coffee for breakfast, how about we get you some chocolate milk instead, okay?"
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I'm Salem!! I'm a pet regressor who regressed to a kitten headspace (but also other headspaces I can't identify yet??). I regress better with a handler, but I'm not interested in having one at the moment.
I'm also an age regressor! I do this more unintentionally than my pet regression, but I can do it intentionally. My regressed age is 2-6. I don't need or want a caregiver to regress.
I'm aroaceflux, bisexual, and a xeno/demiboy. my pronouns are he/they/it and my big age is 16