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dekusleftsock · 7 months
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I’m obsessed with the new mitski album… and this song specifically. I mean cmon, it’s the one with the most hype around it for a reason.
I think what makes this album and specifically this song so “them” isn’t even necessarily the romantic subplot they have, but rather the realization that the love they have is truly beautiful, and that it’s something of value. It’s the only thing they truly have for the rest of their lives; the ability to love someone so deeply.
And that’s kind of what this entire album is about right? Love and loss, mitski herself literally saying that this album is about her realization that her greatest accomplishment was no material item or physical action, but rather the ability and the action to love someone.
And to be honest, Ochako’s unrequited love of Izuku and then required love of Himiko shows this. All of her heroics matter, and she will always be more than just another man’s wife (a title she would honestly be stuck with were her and Izuku to get together), but the fact that her feelings were able to change the entire world is astounding.
The title of the album “The Land Is Inhospitable And So Are We” is actually a joke, referencing those welcome signs between states on highways and such. Things like “Welcome to Delaware the first state” or “Welcome to Pennsylvania the keystone state”. And through this reference this album also becomes a commentary on the political hellscape that the US has become.
I just love it. I can’t stop thinking about it.
Oh and also here’s a version with a SH warning bc her wrist is cut
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not totally insane but the OG13 reacting to Massachusetts breaking crates of tea open and throwing them into the harbor
and watching as he accidentally threw someone into the water, thinking it was tea
(quite possibly might’ve been one of the states, but who knows?)
(not forcing!!)
Ah yes I see you have risen from the dead :) /lhj
New Hampshire: honestly, he wasn’t too phased by it, seeing as he had overheard Mass talking about doing it. He wasn’t expecting Mass to toss someone overboard accidentally. On purpose? Sure yeah that’s a Massachusetts thing to do. On accident? "HEY WHO DRUGGED MASSHOLE’S DRINK-"
Rhode Island: Mans was too busy planning to burn the Gaspee, but when he heard what Mass did, he was so damn proud of him… yes this includes the tossing someone overboard too.
Connecticut: Like NH, he already knew what Mass was planning, but he, like Virginia, "wasn’t too happy about it". But somewhere, deep down inside him, cried happy tears.
New York: Mass refuses to part with this kid for any reason, so NY went with him. Happily too. He got to climb stuff and throw other stuff at Redcoats. This includes throwing boxes and rocks at anyone that got too close to Mass. They were proud of each other.
New Jersey: Mans watched the whole thing from afar and definitely did not cry happy tears due to how proud he was. He felt even more proud seeing his twin throw a soldier overboard (even after Mass told him it was accidental). He also recorded the whole thing in his notebook that he still has.
Penn: there has never been a moment when Penn was more proud than this one. He was so damn proud of his lovely boyfriend <3 After Mass tells him that he threw a soldier overboard thinking it was a crate of tea, Penn just laughed (yes he did) and said "Guess he was such a piece of sh*t he looked like the crates!"
Delaware: as much as he wanted to be a little upset, he couldn’t. It was too amazing to see. Even better seeing Brits get tossed overboard.
Maryland: Now- since he’s a mother hen, they didn’t take the time to appreciate that the whole thing happened, he was too busy checking the two dumbasses (Mass and especially York) over for injuries and scolding them on their reckless actions. Mass got the worse of the scoldings. NY was too baby for Mary to want to yell at.
Virginia: he went to go take a nap. Bro face-palmed himself so hard that he knocked himself out. Deep down tho, he was hella proud.
North and South Carolina: you bet your sweet ass they were laughing their own asses off watching the whole thing.
Georgia: mans was too eepy to watch it happen, but both Mass and NY got a pat on the back from Geo and a "good job!". Geo still thinks that the glare Mary gave him was worth it lmao.
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goblin-d · 7 months
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PLEASE share your funky wttt gender headcanons :D
FDHGFBADJKHSKJ ILOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LVOE YOU /P
anyway.
HC's below the cut (this is a long one boys) [IF YOU HAVE ANY XENO SUGGESTIONS FOR MY BABIES PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME [FOR LITERALLY ANY OF THEM!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!]]
Alabama [he/they] - Demiboy Transmasculine
Alaska [he/it/moth/nor/pup/they] - Transmasculine Demigender Xenic (Catcolpuffic, Dogboygender, Drowsygender, Genderblanket, Lulovien, Moosegender, Mothgender, Pawsgender, Plosewial, Remissious, Sleepyleite, Soporcomfic, Sweatermasc, Warmgenderblanket*)
Arizona [he/they] - Libramasculine Transfeminine Boy
Arkansas [he/they] - Nonbinary
California [Any Pronouns] - Transfeminine Genderfluid Demiboygirlthing
Colorado [he/ski/they/cloud/mountain/snow/fluff] - Xenic Trans Man (Ariemonic, Cryobunnic, Cryocattic, Frostmasc, Icestormic)
Connecticut [she/he] - Transfem Man
Delaware [he/him] - Agender
Florida [he/it/they/she/zip/xe] - Pangender Genderweird Xenic (No specifics in mind)
Georgia [he/him] - Genderqueer
Hawai'i [they/she] - Demigirlflux
Idaho [they/he] - Demiboy
Illinois [he/they/xe] - Boything Xenic (No specifics in mind)
Indiana [they/he] - Demiboy
Iowa [he/him] - Cis Male
Kansas [they/he/it] - Genderqueer Femboy
Kentucky [he/him] - Cis Male
Louisiana [he/they] - Demiboy Genderqueer
Maine [Any Pronouns] - Pangender Transfem
Maryland [Any Pronouns] - Trans Woman Xenic (No specifics in mind)
Massachusetts [he/him] - Secret Gender /j [Genderfaun]
Michigan [he/him] - Genderfluid Autigender Xenic (Blaunauic, Chaosgender, Clowngender, Cufemian, Coldgender, Evilclownic, Menacegender, Musegender, Pincusmic, Prettygender, Softqualix)
Minnesota [he/they/she] - Genderfluid Transfeminine Xenic (Amocatix, Anlomeltic, Catgender, Comfnightgender*, Cutegender, Cutehorror, Gorrorhospic, Horrificutegender, Lovelettic, Lunaboy, Magicamoric, Magicattic, Pinkplanetary, Poromantian, Shycatgender, Starcatgirlgender, Verpgoris, AND LITERALLY ANY SLIME RANCHER RELATED XENOGENDER)
Mississippi [he/him] - Cis Male
Missouri [he/they] - Transfem Demiboy
Montana [he/they/it] - Twospirit
Nebraska [he/they/husk] - Deadboy
Nevada [he/it/they/she] - Boyflux Trans Man Xenic (No specifics in mind)
New Hampshire [Any Pronouns] - Girlflux
New Jersey [she/they] - Transfeminine
New Mexico [he/they] - Demiboy
New York [it/she/they] - Agendergirl
North Carolina [Ask Pronouns] - Genderflux
North Dakota [he/they] - Demiboy
Ohio [Ask Pronouns] - Genderfluid Transfem
Oklahoma [he/him] - Questioning
Oregon [he/they] - Boything Genderqueer
Pennsylvania [he/him] - Genderapathetic
Rhode Island [he/she/celeste/taurus/sirius] - Genderqueer Xenic (Genderfuck, Stargender, Staricangel, Tauragender)
South Carolina [he/they] - Transmasc
South Dakota [he/they/she] - Demiboy Demigirl Bigender Xenic (Aterpolillic, Auraunpollic, Cabbagemamesic, Caepolillic, Flapolillic, Greymothic, Mothneut, Nivpolillic, Primrosemothic, Rubpolillic, Viripolillic (etc.))
Tennessee [they/he] - Demimasculine
Texas [she/xe] - Trans Woman (no xenos but she is a wolf therian BECAUSE I SAY SO)
Utah [he/him] - Cis Male
Vermont [he/him] - Trans Man
Virginia [it/its] - Trans Woman
Washington [he/they/moth] - Transmasculine Demiboy
West Virginia [he/they/moth/night/dark] - Demimasculine Xenic (Mothmangender )
Wisconsin [he/him] - Cis Male
Wyoming [they/them] - Nonbinary Twospirit
and bonus non-states because i want to!!!
DC [he/him] - Trans Man
District of Columbia [Ask Pronouns] - Genderfluid
CDC [ey/they/he] - Xenic Trans Man (Cleancoric, Rosamistica, Strawblainberic)
Government [Any Pronouns] - Agender
IDC [sh*/h*r] - Cis Female Xenic (Galaxyfeminine, Narcfem)
National Guard [he/him] - Cis Male
anyway thank you for reading i love you all so much <3 /p
\* can't find the source but i have the flag :sob:
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penn-central-official · 11 months
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can you give like a really shitty nutshell overview of what happened to penn central
Sometimes when a railroad is underperforming or in a disadvantages state in some way, they will look for a partner to merge with. In the 60s this was the New York Central railroad. The problem was, no other companies would merge with them. Except their direct competitor the Pennsylvania Railroad. This being a period of conservative government, of course, regulators said yes, but the Pennsylvania had to divest from the Norfolk and Western, which was partially propping up the PRR along with other buisnesses they were forced to divest from. The federal government also made them merge with the New Haven, which was entirely unprofitable.
Imediatly, the new northeastern megalith had problems. Both the NYC and PRR were known for their passenger trains, but passenger traffic was beings drained away. These trains were always money losing operations save for the us mail contracts, but that would be next to go. A lot of equipment was aging and worn down, plus deferred track maintenance following the elevated track use of the second world war left track railroad property in bad shape.
It is at this point I will briefly talk about what was done outside of the railroad to fix this. They tried to divest with increasingly unrelated buisnesses. Particularly funny, is that 6 flags amusements was once owned by Penn Central. There were others, but none were that funny.
As the problem got even worse, it should be noted that another railroad ran from the New York City area to the Midwest, the Erie Lackawanna (created in a merger between the Erie and the Delaware Lackawanna and Western. It was doing okay, particularly given a lot of Penn Central's previous traffic went there in order to ensure it arrives. Penn Central was losing customers and physically falling apart. It almost destroyed Maine's entire potato industry after loosing a shipment for long enough for the potatoes to rot.
All throughout this, Penn Central begged the government for help. Of course, conservative governments don't actually fix the problems they created unless they have to, so they didn't bail out Penn Central. Somewhere in this process, though, Amtrak is created and straddles with all of Penn Central's least profitable trains, the long distance passenger trains. Finally, after losing millions per day, Penn Central declares bankruptcy, becoming the largest corporate bankruptcy ever. Throughout the bankruptcy, employees are fucked over minimally, many continue to work and they get paid as normal. However, the company will probably have to liquidate, and with it remove the rails. This would be a problem, as the food supply is heavily dependent on the railroads, millions would starve if this happened. So, after allowing other railroads to take what they wanted (a section was given to the southern railroad, but that's the main one) the rest was merged with another bankrupt north eastern railroad, the Reading railroad (pronounced red-ing) into Conrail. A government funded private company to keep the northeast from literally starving and fix the railroad. A storm in 1975 would see the previously fine Erie Lackawanna also declare bankruptcy, while it wasn't a part of Conrail's scope, it was absorbed into the Conrail. Not the Rock Island though.
Conrail would of course become successful, and the railroads would weather the storm that the spiteful bastard Dwight Eisenhower had created (story for another time perhaps). Of course, Conrail also no longer exists. It became profitable, so the Regan administration (more bastards) decided to sell it. After the railroad union was the only serious offer they got (that would have been communism) that union would go on to try to buy several other companies including a worker owned railroad outside of Chicago. Finally, CSX made an offer. This would have destroyed Norfolk Southern (descendant of Norfolk and Western and current shit show) so they countered with an offer of their own. Conrail and it's equipment was split in half, with all equipment being given a "new" reporting mark in the run up: PRR for NS and NYC for CSX, because, I cannot stress this enough, everyone involved in this process from day one were foamers. That's why labor got paid through the bankruptcy, too.
Now, I may have oversimplified some stuff or gotten a few details wrong, so if you are still interested in this I have two recommendations: "The Men Who Loved Trains" is a recount of the entire life of Penn Central by a journalist, and "Well There's Your Problem" podcast covered Penn Central in a 3 part (10 hour) episode series of their podcast. Just skip the god damn news, since it's old god damn news now.
TLDR: fuck Dwight Eisenhower, fuck the freeways, fuck economics, god bless Conrail.
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a-tale-never-told · 8 months
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Crisis in the White House.
Two hours ago, The White House, Washington DC, August 2012 4:30 pm Eastern time.
*A Sh 1 Sea King helicopter flies by as it heads straight for the executive wing of the White House. This helicopter is called Marine Two and is used as a call sign for the Vice President of the United States, Barack Hussien Obama. The chopper is escorted by the Marine Corps squadron HMX-1, responsible for the transportation of the President, the Vice president, as well as other important VIPs*.
*Eventually, Marine Two lands on the southern lawn of the White House. The Vice president steps out, accompanied by the US Secretary of Defense, Joseph Biden of Delaware*
Barack Obama: You know something, Joe? Every time I see the White House, I never get tired of it. Maybe it's just the prestige beauty of it being a symbol of freedom and democracy that gets me.
Joe Biden: Yeah, I hear you. Honestly, Obama, you're too calm about stuff like this.
Barack Obama: Yeah, but I like to view this as a positive. People need a cool head in these desperate times. Being irrational gets you nowhere and will only cause instability and chaos in any nation.
Joe Biden: Yeah, I guess you have a point there my friend.
???: Excuse us gentlemen.
*Obama and Biden turn around to see two Secret Service men coming to their area, one of them both wearing black suits, one of them with a bald head and the other one with a buzz *.
Barack Obama: Mack, Paul, how can I help you?
Mack: Well, the President requests you and the Secretary of Defense at the Situation room. It's a matter that needs both of your attention.
Joe Biden: That urgent?
Mack: Yes sir, it is.
Barack Obama: Well, we can't keep the president waiting, can we now? Very well then, we'll come.
Joe Biden: Yeah, I guess I can come to.
Mack: Excellent, Paul, escort them to the situation room, please. I'll catch up with you soon.
Paul: Understood, "turns to Obama and Biden" Follow me, please.
*The group proceeds to enter the door of the West Wing of the White House. As they walk, they move past places such as the Oval Office, where the president works officially, and the Cabinet Room, where the president meets with top advisors, as well as the press briefing room, the room where the president briefs the press on current events*
*Eventually, they are led into an elevator that takes them to the ground floor. Paul presses a button, getting the elevator moving. After 5 minutes, the Elevator stops and the doors open*
*They reach the Situation room entrance, before being stopped by a Secret Service agent with straight hair and glasses, Murray. Murray looks at Obama and Biden for a minute, then at Paul who nods his head. Murray then proceeds to let them get inside, just in time for the meeting*.
*Standing in the room are 130 people, ranging from communication technicians, duty officers, watch teams, and the like. Situated at the desk is the President and the staff. Notable people include Thomas E. Donlion, National Security Advisor. Naval Admiral Ron Desantis Deputy National Security Advisor Denis McDonough, Secretary of Defense Leon Paletta, Chairman of the Joint Cheifs of Staff Mike Mullen, Cia Director David Petraeus, Secretary of State William J Burns, and the 44th President of the United States, John Mckain*.
Mckain: Glad you two could come at this hour. Take a seat, we have a lot to discuss.
Obama and Biden proceed to take a seat. Obama sits next to Burns on the right while Biden sits next to Petraeus on the left.
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bcacstuff · 2 years
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Yet AN has often referred to SH as the boss both in relation to MPC and GGC , it’s all very odd . Seems the connection began when AN and Jordana B went to Scotland to do that first article for The Box magazine think in 2015 , other connections made at the time were Monty the stylist and Peter Lueders the photographer .
MPC is also referred to as charity, which it is clearly not. It donates to charities they partner up with but is an LLC.
I know AN and SH's first contact was indeed for The Box magazine. But MPC was setup in 2015 by Rogerstone brothers Andy and Gareth Shears of Bear Strength, clothing company, and SH. See this link
It's only later on AN became active in the organization and the company moved to the US. It was registered in 2017 in Delaware.
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weirdestarrow · 2 years
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Who's your favorite character to obsess over in CH? (or SH)
Ireland and his family, Delaware, America, and Hawaii
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coochiequeens · 2 years
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There’s a shortage on baby formula just as the Supreme Court is about to throw out Roe v Wade. America doesn’t care about babies once they are born.
The baby formula shortage in the U.S. is getting worse in some states, with many retailers now limiting sales per customers as they continue to struggle to restock store shelves. 
CVS and Walgreens confirmed to NBC News that customers would be limited to three baby formula products per purchase in store and online. 
"Due to increased demand and various supplier challenges, infant and toddler formulas are seeing constraint across the country," Walgreens said in a statement to NBC News. "Similar to other retailers, we put into effect purchase limits of three per transaction on all infant and toddler formula to help improve inventory. We continue to work diligently with our supplier partners to best meet customer demands."
The New York Times reports that Target is also imposing purchase limitations on baby formulas, but only for online sales with no limits in-store. Costco has caps on formulas listed on its website. 
So, what's causing the baby formula shortage and when can parents expect to see supply levels return to normal?
Why is there a baby formula shortage?
Ongoing supply-chain issues were exacerbated by a massive nationwide recall of formula produced at an Abbott Labs facility in Sturgis, Michigan. The plant, which was linked to a cluster of infant illnesses, including two deaths, was subsequently shut down by the Food and Drug Administration after federal safety inspectors found Abbott failed to maintain sanitary conditions and procedures at the facility.
The closure further compounded the nationwide shortage. Abbott, one of the country’s largest infant formula makers, said in a blog post published April 15 that it was working to increase production at its other facilities.
Analysis from Datasembly, a retail data firm, found that 31% of baby formula products were out of stock nationwide in early April, with seven states — Connecticut, Delaware, Montana, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Texas, and Washington — seeing out-of-stock rates at over 40%. 
Manufacturers say production is at full capacity, but they are unable to keep up with current demand.
“Inflation, supply chain shortages, and product recalls have brought an unprecedented amount of volatility for baby formula,” Datasembly founder and CEO Ben Reich said in a news release. "We expect to continue to see the baby formula category being dramatically affected by these conditions."
Which baby formula brands were affected by the Abbott recall?
In February, Abbott recalled certain lots of Similac, Alimentum and EleCare with expiration dates of April 1, 2022, or later. The product was distributed throughout the U.S. and overseas, the company said in a statement.
Abbott said parents can identify the recalled products by examining the number on the bottom of each container. The affected formulas have a number starting with 22 through 37, contain K8, SH, or Z2 and have an expiration date of April 1, 2022 or later. The company has also setup a website here where parents can check if their products have been recalled.
The recall does not affect liquid infant formulas or any other Abbott products.
The recall came amid four reports infants who were hospitalized after consuming the formula produced at the Sturgis facility, including two who died. The agency said one of the cases involved salmonella and three involved Cronobacter sakazakiim, a rare but dangerous germ that can cause blood infections and other serious complications.
Last month, however, the FDA and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention told NBC News they were unable to find a match between the bacteria samples taken from two of the sickened infants and those taken from the Michigan plant. The agencies note that they couldn't obtain samples from the other two infected infants.
The company had previously said its own testing of finished product didn’t detect any contamination. 
Baby formula brands covered by food stamp programs are in especially limited supply
The Abbott recall has been particularly hard-hitting for families who rely on public benefits such as the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants and Children (WIC) because the company was the exclusive supplier for more than half of the WIC agencies nationwide, according to The New York Times.
The USDA granted a temporary waiver for WIC clients to obtain alternative brand options of baby formula, further compounding the supply chain issues as new pool of parents are now vying for what was already a limited supply of products. 
What can parents do?
For parents desperate to secure a regular supply of baby formula for their children, and are having difficulty obtaining a single can, the Infant Nutrition Council of America advises that they contact their local food pantries, churches, shelters and hospital emergency rooms as they may provide small amounts of infant formula in emergency situations. 
Parents can contact Feeding America or dial 2-1-1 to be connected to a community resource specialist who can help you find local resources. 
If you have questions or concerns about feeding your infant, please contact your baby’s doctor. Pediatricians often have samples in their office and some have relationships with formula companies, and may be able to get parents special shipments, according to "TODAY."
Experts also warn parents against trying to make their own formula at home. Dr. Katie Lockwood, a pediatrician at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia, told "TODAY" that baby formula is complex mix of "water and nutrients," and "having too much extra water can be very dangerous to some children’s brains — and having too little water can be dangerous." 
"It’s really a delicate balance that’s best done by a chemist," she added.
The FDA warns parents against online recipes for baby formula, citing the possibility of “very serious health concerns” for the baby.
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countryhumans-trash · 5 months
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I don’t know if I already put this here, but oh well
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ask-the-usa-manor · 2 years
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How'd this year's Mother's Day go? I'd ask if there was any drama between Ame and all his exes, but I know better now.
So Spill. What happened on Sunday, May 8th of 2022?
“We’re in EST time so it's just begun,” Delaware explained, “So far it’s going well, though! Not sure where Dad is, but everyone else seems to be happy.”
“Cali’s been soaking up the drama since people are talking sh*t about Dad’s relationships,” Washington added, “She’s probably going to tell all of this to LA and Hollywood for movie inspiration, if I know her.”
“I’m not just a movie maker!” California screeched in the distance.
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manleycollins · 10 months
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Eric Jerome Dickey’s Drive Me Crazy
Eric Jerome Dickey's Drive Me Crazy was okay, but highlights again the spin on journalism on high crime, affairs, and mischievous moves.  Even though, Earl "Driver" was the main character, his weakness was women and an impersonation of intelligence personality.  This story highlights the horrible side of law enforcement, and overstepping and overuse of the law enforcement powers even after someone is long gone or left the force.  This reflected back on my situations in Maryland, Ohio, and New York, "Who put all levels of law enforcement up to the decision when there was no supporting evidence?"  Ohio, I can admit I was wrong, but could have been let go with a warning.  Maryland and New York, as I mentioned an arrest for no reason, "Who made the decision?"  Washington, DC and Delaware, still chasing me until something happens for when I miss child support payments and this is because of my ignorance or lack of knowledge of having a child is a criminal offense whether in or out of wedlock, but the church and family sees a child as a blessing and then rip the family apart.  Soul stirring Rufus was my comedian in this book.  The band of the two brothers was hilarious.  Samantha "Panther" helps me understand how she came into Earl "Driver's" life and comes into play for Eric Jerome Dickey's Naughty or Nice.  Plagiarism is so real, but Corporate America rejects original thoughts from people like myself, but everyone and even the news steal ideas to what can make the headlines or makes profits.  And I am labeled the crazy one and loss all my sh*t.
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sleepdeprivedsimp234 · 9 months
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~incorrect quotes cuz idk what I’m doing with my life lmao~
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Mass: I hate you with every inch of my body.
NY: Pfft- that’s not a lot of inches.
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NY: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute f*ckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges
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Florida: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
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Georgia: Oh, fiddlesticks. 

Texas: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the f*cking language.
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Texas: Truth or dare? 

Loui: Truth. 

Texas: How many hours have you slept this week? 

Loui: 

Loui: Dare. 

Texas: Go to sleep. 

Loui: I don't like this game.
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Gov: You remind me of the ocean. 

NY: Because I'm deep and mysterious? 

Gov: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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Gov: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? 

Loui: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. 

Gov: 

Loui: You literally bought me. I don’t know how you keep forgetting this-
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Mass: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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NY: *playing Stray*
~a lil while later~
B-12: *is f*ckin’ dead*
~a lil while later*~
Cat: *does the slow blink before leaving the place where B-12 died*
NY: *jaw drops slightly as tears run down his face* What the f*ck man?! I-is this h-how it ends?!
*credits pop up*
NY: NOOOO!!-
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Loui: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
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Delaware: Why do you fuss over them like they’re three year olds? 

Connecticut, exasperated: WHY?!? 

Connecticut points at Mass: HE TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR! 

Connecticut points at NY: HE NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! 

Connecticut points at NJ: AND HE ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! 

Connecticut , turning back to Delaware: AND YOU ASK ME WHY???? YOU LITERALLY GREW UP WITH THEM- YOU’RE ONE JERSEY’S BEST FRIENDS YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS SH*T!
Delaware: Ok ok calm down I was just asking-
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California: Hey, can you do me a favor? 

NY: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this. 

California: You don’t even have a legitimate reason? 

NY: Oh, no, I do. 

California: Well, what is it? 

NY: You see, I simply don’t give a f*ck.
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Florida: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? 

Mass: ICARUS?!
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Loui: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- 

Gov: A doll. 

NY: A cinnamon roll. 

Florida: A sweetheart. 

Loui: 

Loui: *blushing like an anime girl* ...stop it-
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(HUGE cuss warning ⚠️)
Mass: Hey, Yorkie? 

NY, playing a video game with the squad: What? 

Mass: Can I share something with you from earlier today? 

NY: Wh- what is it, Mass? 

Mass: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. 

NY: Mhm. 

Mass: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, I don’t need this kid panicking again cuz he has no idea where tf I went.

NY: Yeah? 

Mass: Your response. 

NY: *trying not to crack up* 

Mass: At 9:30 in the morning. 

Mass: "motherf**king Jesse Eisenberg jesus Christ motherf**king Facebook movie jesus can you believe this sh*t" 

NY: *laughing* 

Mass: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization. 

NY: You just made me dieeee hehehehehe... 

Mass: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." 

Mass: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you. 

Mass: "goddamn created Facebook and frickin’ lawyers and sh*t right f**king winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat f**k yo sh*t i cant even f**king believe this sh*t have you seen this sh*t f**k I just watched this sh*t f**k Jesse eisenberg man" 

NY: *wheezing with laughter* 

Mass: I respond "York, you're scaring me." An hour passes- 

Mass: You respond, "motherf**king spiderman Spiderman you put in the time f**k put in the time motherf**king built stuff with his bare hands friggin’ best friend sh*t jesse eisenberg" 

Mass: "im very tired" 

NY: *struggling to breathe* 

Mass: And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, kid, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the meeting today-" 

Mass: IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later, 

Mass: "no man ill just talk all day crap man you have to be so interested in the sh*t I have to say about the Facebook movie f**k dude I just watched it a year and a half ago f**k Jesse Eisenberg man he f**ked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack f**k this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the heck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the hell invented Facebook" 

Mass: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, 

NY: *falling over with laughter* 

Mass: "MARK ZUCKERBERG."
NY: *is a squeaky giggly wreck on the ground now*
Mass: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SLEPT BRO-
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Mass: Why do you hang out with me? 

Loui: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! 

Mass: … 

Mass: I feel a bit sorry for you.
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NY: What’s up? I’m back. 

California: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead. You got shot three times and stabbed 5 times. 

NY: Death is a social construct.
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Georgia: Can we go to a haunted house? 

Loui: What’s wrong with the one we live in? 

Georgia: Wh-what? 

Loui: Goodnight, Father.
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Loui, holding a knife: You know you’re talking a lot of sh*t for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket. 

Alabama: *I’ve never heard silence quite this loud*

Loui: *smirk* That’s what I thought. *gets up and walks away twirling the knife like the bada$$ b*tch he is*
Alabama: *gulp*
Texas: Woooo buddy- I know your life just flashed before your eyes huh?
Alabama: Y-yea….
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Gov: What did you two do? 

Loui: 

Florida: 

Gov: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Loui: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’ 

Loui: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
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NY, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- 

Kentucky, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? 

Loui, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. 

Georgia, appalled: Call the exorcist.
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NY: Mass is off at an appointment, so while he’s gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts. 

NJ: Why? 

NY: He’s like 90% of my impulse control.
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On this day in 1776, Lord George Germain informs British General William Howe that Hessian troops are on their way to America.
What are Hessians? Why would they be headed to American shores? And why would that have been considered a thumb in the eye to the colonists?
The answer may not be what you expect. When the American Revolution began, the British had trouble recruiting sufficient numbers of soldiers from their own population, at home. As early as 1775, they sought to hire mercenaries from Russia or Germany. These efforts were unsuccessful in Russia, but the British had an easier time in Germany. Did you know that Germany then consisted of more than 300 different principalities? Some of these principalities were willing to hire out their soldiers.
The term “Hessian” is shorthand. Most of the Germanic people who came to America were from the German states of Hesse-Cassel (or Hesse-Kassel) and Hesse-Hanau. However, German soldiers were hired from other states as well.
In Hesse-Cassel, young boys signed up for military service when they were only 7 years old. They could be called to military service anytime between age 16 and 30. The training and discipline was generally harsh, yet morale was apparently pretty high. The families of soldiers received tax breaks, and the soldiers were able to keep plunder as part of their compensation.
Okay, so they weren’t really **supposed** to keep the plunder, but somehow their officers managed to look away at just the right times. ;)
For their part, Americans were furious that the British had hired Hessians. It would have been normal practice to hire mercenaries and auxiliaries to help fight a war against another country. But at this point, Americans still considered themselves to be British citizens! Why would their own government hire Hessians to fight against them? The hiring of the Hessians, one historian explains, was “irrefutable proof to the colonists that they were to be treated as foreigners.”
In short, the British decision to hire Hessians was yet another domino that fell, pushing the American colonists one step closer to a declaration of independence. Indeed, when the formal Declaration was approved in July 1776, the issue even merited a line. Have you ever focused on it?
The sixth to last paragraph in the Declaration of Independence declares:
“[The King] is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.”
Given all this history, perhaps it is ironic that some of the Hessians eventually decided to stay and make their home in America? The German-American community in America was quite strong at the time of the Revolution: Some 200,000 people resided in the country. The Hessians noticed this fact and up to 5,000 of them decided to remain in America when the war was over.
P.S. The attached picture is of George Washington inspecting the captured colors after the Battle of Trenton. You may recall that the Continental Army famously made a dangerous Christmas crossing of the Delaware. They defeated the Hessians at Trenton the next morning. :)
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