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zer0point5ive · 3 months
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adam and amanda playing fuck marry kill in the jigsaw warehouse but they have to whisper otherwise john will go into a twenty minute lecture that ends with them both waking up in a trap.
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bryndeavour · 8 months
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SHOOT TRAVIS || Travis will kill you.
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campwillowpeak · 16 days
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"You mean that weird ass, skunk lookin ass, long as a linguini lookin ass, always smellin' like dollar store foldgers lookin ass...(continues for the next 10 minutes"
mc: but daddy, I love him
".... I would say you need Jesus but ion even think he can help you"
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Something I realized about Murtagh, a factor of why he got into fights in or behind a bar, is because he’s flaunting his coin!!!
Dude! I expected you to be smarter about this!
Yes, you need information, and gold payments (Fulsome Feast in Ceunon), and offering to pay for a bar-wide round (Gil’ead) is a good way to get to people talking. However, it’s signifies how much coin you have in your purse and makes you a target of possible attempted murder and robbery! You know this! You grew up among the young couriers in a capital city! You. Know. This!
Lack of a decent information network as an excuse, only works for so long.
(Also, it is not good to distress your dragon! He gets worried about you and he will break a town for you.)
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blazeismyname · 5 months
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Midterms are in January for me and the panic that I have not gotten Skin and Bone down enough to
A) pass
B) present The Mechanisms well to my guitar teacher
C) not fail our wonderful overlords that are the mechanisms
Is freaking me the fuck out.
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dixidin · 5 months
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Tommy inherited the looks from Philza and the ao3 writting skills from Wilbur except Tommy uses wattpad
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chewbokachoi · 4 months
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"I've watched enough Hannibal to know what to do here." -Me as I try to cook chicken liver for the second time ever
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cottonraincoat · 4 months
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so I've always thought it's weird that anakin wanted so much to be on the council bc nothing we see them do (i.e. sitting around talking, standing around talking, judging, bureaucrating, etc, idek) makes sense for anakin the character. the rots novel tried to make it make sense by suggesting that he only ever wanted it to access the archive's forbidden section for ways to save padme. which like, okay, but surely he's got to have better reasons than wanting a library pass. then it occurred to me that maybe it's about wanting to be obi-wan's equal, which is still dumb, but I can actually kinda see him convincing himself that it's the only & final way to prove himself to his old master.
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weevmo · 1 year
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empresskadia · 9 days
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You know what's a crazy concept to me now that I think about
That people actually read my tags???
Like all my unhinged simping, thoughts, and absolute filth that goes through my brain go there and people read that....
Yes, I'm delusional as hell, and yes, my coworker tells me I need professional help 😌
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crybaby-bkg · 1 year
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broke and busted boyfriend Dabi that bugs you so he can come to your lash, hair, and nail appointments only to sit there on his phone and complain about how long the process is. the only thing he pays for are snacks when you get annoyed with his complaints, and conveniently disappears when it’s time to pay for the actual service. he does buy you your favorite candy bar tho so it balances out
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bougiebutchbitch · 7 months
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house is my babygirl
buggy is my specialest little subby guy
gojo is my bitch
I hope this makes sense to everyone
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scissormedaddyass · 5 months
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yuta’s gonna beat up orange cassidy & katsuyori shibata and become double champ and also first ever three time pure champion and then he will challenge hook for the ftw belt and lose tragically to him but keep his other belts
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zhukzubast · 5 months
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Thriller Bark summary
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and then he did
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phoenixyfriend · 1 year
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Me in this fic: There's a fine line between guided meditation and low-scale hypnosis.
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oh well I guess I can't wait for Cleo to officially scold Grian for being a bad citizen. She's in a position of power now
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