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Satan: You need a hobby.
Mc: I have a hobby!
Satan: Pissing off Belphie doesn't count.
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simplyycherry · 1 month
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Since people still like my old Obey me headcanon posts, I decided to completely empty it out. I didn't have the motivation to post more and also quit the game like since the beginning of Nightbringer.
If I add in the ones I posted before accidentally, then srry.
Lucifer ☕
Lucifer’s D.D.D Lock Screen is black but his homescreen is his brothers & Mc:)
• Lucifer has separation anxiety from us?
• Lucifer smells like hmm coffee, idk old cologne?
• Lucifer's head hurts sometimes.
• Lucifer cries at night.
• Lucifer's favorite movie genre is horror because he enjoys paranormal things ig.
• Every once in a while Lucifer will bond with his brothers doing what they like.
• Luci listens to Levi rant sometimes while he does work.
• Luci and Mc has matching necklaces.
• You can call Lucifer Luci when you're not in public together.
• Luci doesn't like PDA but when he is home alone he is very cuddly.
• To Lucifer Mc is the most important thing in his life along with his brothers.
• When Lucifer‘s excited or worried and he‘s alone in his room, he actually jumps around and does a lot a different facial expressions.
• Luci sometimes not all the time but sometimes just randomly pokes his brothers and walks away.
• Lucifer leans on the table with both arms and like his shoulders slightly up iykwim.
• When We Came Back To Devildom Again, You Know How Lucifer “Wasn’t Antsy” I Bet He Was Squealing Inside, “OMDTHEYREBACKOHMYIGETTOHUGTHEMANDLOVE”.
• Lucifer will hold your waist/pull you close when they see other attractive demons walk by to make it seem like "you're theirs".
• Luci has a photo album of him and his brothers & Mc in his desk so whenever he gets stressed out he looks through it and it helps him relax.
• Lucifer often asks his brothers or Mc to talk about their interests while he works.
• Lucifer's way to relax is to make origami he's particularly good at it.
• Lucifer always keeps a photo of his brothers and Mc with him.
• Lucifer uses the excuse of " punishing Mammon" to spend time with him.
• Luci feels a sense of security when Mc's is on his lap. In some way he believes that as long as he has a comfortable hand around your waist, nothing can take you from him.
• If you drink coffee or tea in the morning Luci would try to make it for you.
• Luci is right handed but can write well with left hand.
• If lucifer catches you looking at a certain sweets or items he would by it for you just to you happy.
• Luci adores it when you fall asleep near him or knowing he’s in the house/room. It shows you trust being that vulnerable around him to keep you safe.
• When you are near Luci when he is working he will glance at you when your not looking.
• Luci plays fetch with Cerberus and cuddles with them.
• I feel like Luci would enjoy going to the human world with you and visiting your favorite tourist attractions.
• I like to think that when he does his little patrol, if he finds your still up Luci will make sure you get to bed. Sometimes even tucking you in.
• If anyone has Lucifer's phone his background and lockscreen will have a picture of you.
• Lucifer have a folder of pictures of you.
• Luci asks you to help him with work as an excuse to spend time with you.
• Luci melts when you bring him coffee :)
• Even though Luci stays up late, he makes sure that everyone goes to bed at a reasonable hour.
• Since Luci has records, he’ll buy vinyls of your favorite bands (even if he’s not a huge fan of them) to listen to with you.
• If you sleep with Luci, he keeps you in his arms the WHOLE night.There is no leaving.
• I feel like if you give Luci small gifts like random doodles he'd put a spell on it so its never damaged and keeps it forever.
• Luci loves to mumble a song while you sleep near him while playing with your hair.
• When Lucifer's drunk and you're nearby, expect to be covered in kisses. It's canon that he gets lovey dovey when he's drunk.
• Since Luci's the avatar of pride i feel like if he sees you admire someone else's skills he'll immediately try to one up them.
• Lucifer definitely enjoys playing board games with you in his spare time, but he always allows you to win because he’d feel guilty if he didn’t.
• Luci loves giving forehead kisses, or if he sees you sitting down as he’s walking by he’ll kiss the top of your head.
• If you fell asleep on the couch, Luci’d carry you to your room and tuck you in (doesn’t matter if ur heavy or not, he’s a demon, he’s stronggg)
• Lucifer takes off his gloves whenever you want to hold hands because he feels it more intimate ☝️& makes him feel close to you.
• I feel like lucifer throughout random times of the day just randomly gets up and starts looking for you because he really misses you.
• Lucifer sometimes let's MC and Levi go to the human world to get new Manga, games, and merch.
• Cerberus became somewhat fond of MC after they made their pact with Lucifer.
• Luci drapes his cloak over you when he finds you sleeping.
• Luci would softly knock twice on every door he goes through.
• Luci shortly meditates everyday to relieve stress.
• Lucifer quite enjoys human world beaches.
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onedayimgonnasnap · 1 year
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Leviathan: Hey kitten, get on bed wars. You’re making daddy angy 😠
Lucifer: .
I don’t even wanna know what tf I just walked in on.-
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Feral: Lucifer X Reader (headcannon)
So, I was watching a nature documentary (voiced by none other than Sir Sir David Attenborough (how can you even get knighted twice? They should knight him again for funsies)) and part of it involved feral dogs.
Now I got to thinking:
Watching a nature documentary with Lucifer would be like:
• He's reading in the common rooms (why am I envisioning a newspaper that's covering his face?)
• You're sat on the same sofa but between you both is a stack of pillows (like two) and your head is on them as you've curled yourself up in a fetal position much to Lucifer's chagrin as your feet, clad in fluffy socks, are on the sofa too. The socks are clean though so he lets it slide only THIS ONE TIME THOUGH!!
He does think they're a hazard though since the floors are marble and you walk (maybe even run) like you aren't a fragile human (which in your eyes you're not).
• Anyways you're boredly scrolling through channels but aren't actually leaving them on long enough to get a feel for the show and after like 20 different voices, sounds, etc, that Luci's heard in the space of a minute he eventually lowers his reading material down.
"Mc, what're you doing?"
"Looking for something to watch."
"You can't have possibly deciphered all those channels were boring for the meagre second you left them on for."
"Yeah, well, we wouldn't be in this predicament had you decided to put something on, but no, you wanna read."
(Was that a bit of attitude, Mc???)
• Yours and Lucifer's eyes are on the telly, until he plucks the remote from your hands and switches the channel from an amateur talent show to a nature documentary about monkeys.
• He leaves the remote by him rather than handing it back to you before pulling his reading material back up to his face.
"Wha- are you trying to kill me??"
You raise your head up slightly to look over at him.
"Just watch the documentary."
"It's boring."
"It just started."
• You're half watching, half on your phone, that is until you hear about the monkeys getting chased by feral dogs. Sir Sir (can't get over that) Attenborough is talking about how the dogs try to separate the adult monkeys from their newborn chimps and how the pack leader is ensuring no one gets left behind as they're running towards the safety tree.
• You see Lucifer's reading material drop to his lap, his gaze stuck onto the TV as he watches the dogs try chase down the poor monkeys.
"Why don't you adopt them? You have a thing for taking in feral creatures."
• His raises a brow in your direction for a second before returning back to the dogs.
"You're not that feral, Mc. Sometimes you're quite tame."
• It takes a few seconds to process his words before your head snaps up to witness the small smirk on his face.
"Oh, fuck you!"
"Mind your language, Mc. One could see that as poor socialisation."
(Just in case that makes no sense to some, poor socialisation can in rare cases lead to feral humans due to not having anyone to socialise you in a human manner.)
• You don't think twice before grabbing a cushion and hitting his head with it.
• Instincts immediately kick in and you're zooming outta there.
"MCCC!!!"
• Watch you slip and slide and almost die as you try run on marble in fcking fluffy socks. But hey, yolo!
• You almost trip and have the biggest face plant but Lucifer catches you just in time.
Our hero and saviour, for the most part anyways...
"Take those death traps off unless you want to severely injure yourself."
Is how he chastises you whilst remaining a firm hold on (of?) your arms.
• Good luck escaping him, you're not leaving him until he trusts you won't do that again.
You will do something of the sort like that again, just not in the upcoming future.
• His brothers are nowhere to be found so it seems you will not have anyone to save you as he pulls you back towards the common room.
Is he going to take you to his room after switching the TV off? Possibly. Unless he decides to mercilessly bombard you with cushions. Either way you're done for.
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nyxxart · 9 months
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MC: You’re drunk.
Satan [drunk]: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, MC.
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saveyouaseat · 1 year
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The only thing that has been on my mind since Obey Me! Nightbringer came out is Diavolo. Diavolo neighbor human AU! Diavolo professor human AU! Fuck it make him a demon I don’t care I wanna F***, till I *** on a desk babe. Point is this summer… coming to an AO3 webpage near you-
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actualyoyo · 2 years
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Making more of these 100%💀💀💀
Pt 2
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zealoussoulsandwich · 8 months
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asmo putting makeup on us just to turn around and have our mascara running from all the orgasm they pulled from us. snapping a pic for his devilfans.
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the-demonus-aunt · 2 years
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Demon bros reacting to MC slapping their ass and walking away without saying a word?
Sorry for the delay! Loved writing this, though.
Listen, I don't know if you wanted something sfw or nsft, but I know what I wanted, so nsft is always marked as such.
CN minors dni. Reader x brothers. Reader has a clit. Consentual manhandling.
The brothers reacting to MC slapping their ass and walking away without saying a word
Belphie
He's probably lazing on the couch or dozing off in the attic, so he's too lazy to do more than moan
However you've now started an elaborate game of surprising each other with random booty slaps
His slaps actually hurt but you still think it's fun
Mammon and Levi are crazy jealous of him bc they want to join in but wouldn't dream of just touching you
NSFT:
You just walked away? How dare you just walk away after jump-starting his horny thoughts? And by Dia, why is he too lazy to follow you and drag you back? To push you onto this bed, far up in the attic and away from everyone else to hear how he would pay you back? To tear your clothes off of you as quickly as you had seized your opportunity and hurt you in all the right ways?
Oh, how he wants to dig his teeth into your shoulder and his nails into your thighs until you beg for mercy like the little slut you would become for him. Yeah, he might be drifting off again, but it will not be a peaceful sleep.
Beel
You catch him stealing food from the fridge at night and seize the chance
God, his butt is hard??
He does not notice. His cheeks are too strong and his food fixation is too overwhelming.
Only when you start laughing and turn around will he realise what happened and look at you dumbfounded, cream still smeared all over his face
NSFT:
Bad timing. He's kinda horny from all the tastes on his tongue and the workout from the Fangol game he just came back from. You may try to walk away, but his hand is around your wrist before you can take another step and your head hits the table in the middle of the room before you can yelp. He apologises indistinctly, but his lips are already on you, kissing down your neck, hot breath already dizzying you.
It's good you get wet so fast for him, because he's in you in seconds, taking you on the fragile wood like no one could ever come in. Well, nobody will, now that you're screaming his name so loud.
Asmo
You know that anime moan that super self-ironic 14-year-olds do before they scream "yamete"?
Yeah, that's the sound he makes but he means it.
He will give you a cheshire cat grin and ask if he can follow your lead
Your ass is now permanently red for the rest of your days
NSFT:
You might have done this with his brothers around, but he will give you a visit tonight. And when he does, you can bet that his hands are down your underwear as soon as your door's closed. He'll push you onto your bed, legs spread wide and pull your panties to the side to immediately draw wide circles into your clit. He'll spread your slick all over your twitching cunt, lick his lips and dive right in until you've cum an unbearable amount of times. And when your hole pulses, skin raw from the overstimulation and your pretty little bud is all swollen, red and soft against his tongue, he'll finally give you the chance to retaliate.
Satan
He is stretching to reach a book on the top shelf in the library.
He yelps and almost falls over tbh
He's kinda mad at first because he dropped the book and it is a really fragile first edition
However, he soon gets over himself and realises: you just touched his butt???
Oh, he's following you now.
NSFT:
One minute, you were walking past the closet where you store towels, shampoo and tooth paste. The next, you're in there, tongue deep down Satan's throat, his hands firmly on your waist and your nails digging into his shoulders.
The smell of clean cotton mixes with his taste of pine and old books. The wetness between your legs mixes with his precum, as he slides into you, moaning and crying. His thrusts are slow, but his teeth are rough as they nibble on your lower lip. He's going to devour you for what you've done.
Levi
He is taking a CD out of his gaming console, crouching down with his ass high up, it's too tempting.
He is speechless. Buffering. Data still loading, don't press the off button.
You just? Had your hand? On his ass? Just like that? Nani the fuck?!
Everytime he sees you, he wants to retaliate. He never does, he's too shy
NSFT:
Levi watches you walk away but his thoughts are already exploring all the other places he'd let you touch. Fuck, how he wishes he had the guts to act on it. Instead he returns to his room, turns the key in the lock and wraps his desperate fingers around both of his lengths at once.
He adds pressure to the base and shakes, he spreads his precum around his tips, he whimpers as he imagines your clit under his fingers. Imagines how he slaps it with one of his cocks while the other explores your depths. Imagines how you sigh his name when it rubs you in all the right ways with each thrust. And he comes undone in thick spurts right into the loose sweat pants he's still wearing, panting, thinking of you.
Mammon
Oi, what the fuck, human? He was just minding his own business, searching that drawer for some silverware to sell.
Blushes but plays it off
His eyes go back and forth between the drawer and you. In the end, he follows you.
Tells you you can't just do things like that, but secretly hopes you'll slap his ass again
NSFT:
You smile innocently at him, but it automatically turns into a seductive smirk. Oops. It only takes a hand on his cheek and a small tug to make him bow down to you and let you kiss him. And a few minutes later, it only takes two strokes and a needy moan for him to cum on your chest.
Good thing he's willing to make up for it. His tongue sloppily grazes your clit everytime he licks up more of your slick, while his index and middle finger press right that sweet spot inside of you. No mercy, just overwhelming pleasure. And when he can tell how close you are, he variates: firm little licks on your clit switch rapidly with the pressure on your g-spot until you cum so hard on his hand that he has trouble swallowing your juices.
Lucifer
Excuse you?
What business do you have with his butt cheeks when he was just pouring some demonus into his chalice?
Dia damn it, lamb, it's staining his best pair of pants now?
The feeling lingers, though, and when it leaves, he wishes you'd replace the ghost of your hand with the real thing again.
NSFT:
Of course, that wouldn't work. No, his hands were supposed to be on your ass now, beating it red.
There's no way you made it out of his study and there's no way he'd let this go. Instead he pushes you beneath his desk: "You made the mess, now suck it off."
And that's how you end up suckling on his pants while he continues his work until his hard cock hurts from the strain. When he finally allows you to take his clothes off and he bends you over his desk, his arm wraps around you and he takes care of your swollen, needy clit while his crop comes down on your ass and leaves gorgeous red streaks. Oh, how he loves how the feeling of your soft bud under his fingers and your smell and your destroyed little whimpers mix.
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Solomon: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person. 
Mc: Actually, Mammon is my favourite. 
Solomon: Okay then, it is I, that bitch. 
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zhaomeixing · 1 year
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【 Leviathan 】
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Why is his miss em so adorable?! 😭
🍀 Good luck with your summons in nightmare 🍀
- 赵美星 in Devildom
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simplyycherry · 9 months
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𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦.
〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎~s᥆ᥣ᥆m᥆ᥒ һᥱᥲძᥴᥲᥒ᥆ᥒs~〰︎〰︎〰︎〰︎
• Solomon has abadoment issues .
• Solomon once made a deal with MC that whatever happened in devildom they would stick together and look out for one another.
• I feel like Solomon had a glitter obsession once bc it would make him and his potions look cooler and more "magical".
• Solomon loves to discuss spells and magical things with you even if you don't understand.
Solomon drinks his coffee bitter.
• Solomon feels like Mc is the only one who understands him and doesn't judge him.
• Solomon often gets jealous of the brothers for having Mc but he doesn't say anything about it.
✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮✮
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disappointment-san · 1 year
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Solomon's “please side with humanity” speech 
You want humans to be seen as equals, yet are completely fine forcing demons (+possibly angels)  into submission? Solomon, my sweet, my love, my annoying bio-weapon-making little troublemaker, that is not how that works.
(This next part was written a few days later)
Ok, so I've had time to marinate on this whole part, and I'm just gonna say it. I do not believe this question to be a 'us vs them', or even a 'demons vs humans' .
I believe this to be more of a "will you love me enough to choose me?" at a VERY bad time.
Like, look at the Suprise Guest interaction
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He loves being in a domestic relationship with us/MC. He enjoys being with us without the interference of others *cough cough the brothers' cough*. I believe there is more to this than just "please choose me" but this is how I see it now.
How do you think the walk back the Cyprus Hall go? What conversation will they have? Will he finally tell us how he feels? Will it be overheard?
I am very excited to see where this goes and I am ready with the tissues.
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Obey Me! Valentines Day 💕
I'm ill and am heavily procrastinating on all of the work I should be catching up on. Instead this is what you gift them and they gift you for Valentines Day...
Includes: Diavolo and Barbatos (sorry I'm too lazy to write the others)
Diavolo:
He would gift you a fking gold mansion if it wasn't for Barbatos' interference (thanks a lot Barbietos, now I'll never have one >:(( )
"What about 7 horses?"
"M'lord where would MC keep them all? Do you really think Lucifer will allow them to house 7 horses in the House of Lamentation?"
"We could have stables in the garden to house them!!"
"..."
Anyways... Once Barbatos crushes that idea too he tries to lightly nudge (shove) Diavolo in the right direction. Key word: tries.
"Maybe a rose gold watch will be a nice gift for Mc."
"Look! They sell engagement rings!!"
"Next shop!"
Finally Diavolo settles on taking you to his private beach for the week. He has Barbatos' approval since the poor butler was about to go into cardiac arrest from this whole ordeal and he now has an entire week to recover. Seriously next Valentines day Barbatos is going to hide out and send Lucifer to help instead.
You get Diavolo a gold heart shaped locket which he ardently adores since he can put a photo of the two of you inside.
You also managed to buy him a customised plushie of Lucifer riding the pink unicorn which has him dying. He will never let anyone see it just in case Lucifer finds out about it.
You guys will be having a lot of dinner dates on your beach getaway and Diavolo may or may not have a certain ring that he bought when Barbatos was distracted.
Barbatos:
He takes you on an evening air balloon ride. I just feel he would do this. (I fking hate heights, no way am I getting on that death trap)
If you're scared of heights he'll somehow convince you to get on (I'd threaten him with a rat!)
The balloon lands on a field where there is a picnic laid out for the two of you. This field has rose bushes dotted around so he may also collect some of them for you.
You get him a toy rat that's designed for cats. Jk, jk. Mc would never do that to Barbatos (or would they...???)
(Imagine how he'd react if you did though 🤣🤣 he may think it's real at first and get into fight stance to kill it but when you burst into laughter he deadpans, realising it was just a dumb toy. He may try kill you instead (you're lucky you two are dating, he may be more merciful) he may also reconsider the whole air balloon and evening picnic plan)
You take him to a tea and biscuit making place that also sells incredibly rare tea leaves. (Obviously this will have to be before the balloon ride or the day after)
You both have some friendly competition to see who could serve the other the best tea with the most delectable biscuits.
You realise immediately how this may backfire on you since he's had thousands of years of practise in his belt.
That doesn't stop you both from having fun though! (As well as potential sabotage???)
"Whoops, didn't see you there", you stifle a laugh upon seeing your boyfriend's shirt now covered in flour.
He blinks in surprise before regaining his composure and facing the counter. "Not to worry, all is well..."
"...Now." He had spun around again and smeared jam over one of your cheeks.
"Hey!" You yell, trying to grab something to retaliate but he only encapsulates your wrists with his own hands, pulling you back to him. He presses a kiss to your forehead before shoving you away from him so he can rush to put his biscuits into the oven before you have the chance to.
"Cheat!!"
"You made me start my batch over by dumping honey into it, I think it's more than deserved."
"I thought it was my bowl, I wasn't intentionally ruining your biscuits!"
"You still haven't apologised."
"And I never will." You cross your arms, facing away from him in mock pettiness. That was a fault on your end though as he sneaks up to you with a handful of flour, ready to piss you off further.
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nyxxart · 1 year
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MC: Am I in trouble?
Lucifer: Take a guess.
MC: No?
Lucifer: Take another guess.
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