“my child is fine” ma’am, your child romances Shane in Stardew Valley
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saw a video of someone walking their chickens on a leash
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My type is miserable old men. Poor little meows meows if you will. I'm a connosiir, a collector. Each day I aquire a new miserable old man and I sexualize him
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Beware of angry Doctor, Writer, and Chicken Bum on the loose.
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i think im in love with him
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Fuck it *headcannons Shane as actually having a lot of friends, but he doesn't really realize they're friends*
Farmer: so Shane, who are you friends with in the valley
Shane: I don't have friends no one likes me
Farmer: Then how come I always see you chatting with Emily and sharing stories about each other's days?
Shane: Oh Emily's just like that with everyone, she only talks to me so often because she works where I drink
Farmer: Okay... how about Sam? You guys are co-workers at Joja, right?
Shane: Yeah but I'm pretty sure he doesn't like me, he's always playing these dumb pranks on me when I'm trying to work
Farmer: Do you think that's just Sam's way of having fun with a friend?
Shane: hell if I know
Farmer: Okay. What about Harvey? He seems to really care about you
Shane: well yeah he's a doctor
Farmer: Shane, have you ever asked any of them if they consider you a friend? 'Cause those sound like friends to me
Shane: ... what?
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if you chose the female farmer in stardew valley and married a male character, you are automatically a girlboss and your husband a malewife sorry i don't make the rules
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In the saloon.
Shane randomly:y/n used literal bombs to take out some trees on the farm today. I can't tell if thats attractive or unhinged.
Harvey concerned:!! Are they okay?? I mean i know they're not the safest.
Shane:i think. They stood right on top of one then just horked down some berries from their backpack.
Harvey very panicked:THEY STOOD ON ONE?! SHANE WHAT?!
Shane:yeah then they ran over gave me a kiss then said they were going fishing.
Harvey: ... you need to be more concerned about them...
Shane:they're just... eccentric...
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I just think they are neat :]
my favourite trio, i just like to think about some silly hc about them if they actually interact with eachother.
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decided to redraw this. for fun.
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Shane: You think I love them? You think I give a shit about the Farmer??
Emily, watching him carefully place a blanket on the Farmer who's sleeping on his lap: Yeah
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