Jason: *sees Tim come into the kitchen with a different coffee cup then he left with*
Jason: “dude, how many do you have?”
Tim: “huh?”
Jason: “coffee cups. every time I see you, you have a different one I’ve seen like 14 just today.”
Tim: “well actually I’ve had 23”
Jason: “why do you have so many!? Are you Losing them!? Do they just break or something!?”
*Tim who has been purposely breaking his favorite cups when he feels angry to show himself that when he’s mad things he love disappears*
“Uh……..”
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To sit alone or with a few friends, half-drunk under a full moon, you just understand how lucky you are; it’s a story you can’t tell. It’s a story you almost by definition, can’t share. I’ve learned in real time to look at those things and realize: I just had a really good moment.
Bourdain
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Barry: Hey Clark, we heard about your recent breakup. Really sorry to hear that, man.
Clark: [gloomily] Yeah...
Bruce: [stares out the window]
Arthur: You will meet someone better suited for you one day—your destined soulmate.
Clark: I hope so.
Bruce:
Hal: I mean, who wouldn't go for you? You're strong, smart and handsome!
Clark: Thanks Hal.
Barry: Yeah! I’m sure you'll meet someone who's just as kind and attentive and knows how to cheer you up whenever you're feeling down.
Clark: Mn.
Hal: Hey, there's this new bar that just opened up in downtown Metropolis! We should go and check it out this weekend! Whaddya say?
Arthur, Hal and Barry stare expectantly at Bruce.
Bruce: [slowly turns to look at Clark] I like the look of your bleeding heart.
Arthur, Hal & Barry: ???
Clark: [visibly cheers up] Thanks Bruce! You know, it took a few attempts to grow those flowers in outer space, but I finally got it right! They look slightly different from those cultivated on Earth, but I find them unique. I'm glad you like them too!
Arthur, Hal & Barry: It worked?!
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late but
Happy Valentine’s Day 😌
Thank you Chloe !! Happy late valentines :D This is a great opportunity for me to share some 141 valentines wips that I didn't finish in time
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Jason: Speakin of money, how bout the 20$ you owe me?
Tim: Oh yea. Well, I only have 10$. *Takes out a 10$ bill, handin it to Jason* So, here's 10$. I owe you 10$.
Jason: Thanks.
Dick: Hey. You owe me 20$.
Jason: Well, here's 10$ and I owe you 10$. *Hands the bill to Dick*
Tim: Ah, ah. You owe me 20$.
Dick: Here's 10$, I owe you 10$. *Gives the bill back to Tim*
Tim: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Jason*
Jason: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Dick*
Dick: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill back to Tim*
Tim: Good! Now we're all even! *Pockets the bill*
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Wednesday: Enid texted me “your adorable” so I texted her back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable.”
Eugene: And?
Wednesday: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like her, so I’m not gonna say anything.
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Peter to Remus, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
James, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Marlene: That sounds so threatening…
Lily: The Wedding Games…
Sirius: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Remus: Beautiful.
Peter: Fuck all of you!
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michael, finding new and interesting ways to fuck with jon: your manager looks gnc af
jon, on the verge of tears: YOURE INSANE
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