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help, my Sirius Cybernetics Corporation™ brand computer operating system keeps crashing, could you direct me to the complaints department?
The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation complaints department is so vastly popular that it covers all the major land masses of the first three planets in the Sirius Tau Star system. In the meantime, we recommend using the monitor as a paperweight or doorstop, as it's not good for much else.
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internutter · 23 days
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Dear folks already running 'poison' blogs:
You know. The ones you're filling with UTTER BULLSHIT in order to sabotage Chat GPT and all the other generative "ai" scrapers soon to wreak havok in our lives.
There exists a Lorem Ipsum generator. [There's several, but this one's customisable in regards to length]
Have fun
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shadikaofdune · 1 year
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Okay so I think I've probably managed to keep this out of the main tags... just screaming into the void here...
If you want to hear me being Absolutely Filthy And Weird about the Gom Jabbar test, scroll below the pictures!
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This boy was just dragged out of bed, in the middle of the night... no idea wtf is going on, how important it is, how long it's going to take... for the sole purpose of Experiencing The Pain Box. Which I can only imagine is the Worst Pain A Person Could Ever Undergo. All while a person with essentially magic powers who you've never seen in your life threatens to murder you.
That has got to do a number on you, psychologically and physically.
Imagine he was already uncomfortable, pretty full, planning on sneaking off to pee as soon as he's done with whatever weird little talk he's being forced into... and he's faced with This instead.
Not knowing whether acting like anything's wrong would count against his being deemed to be human... and he can't really move much anyway for fear of being stabbed, or use his dominant hand... but wetting himself, giving in to that bodily impulse, doesn't seem very human either does it... but the pain is so bad...
How does he react? How long can he hold out? I feel like no way he's making it out of this dry... just leaks a bit more every time it gets worse until he's absolutely flooding...
(Yes, I am probably ignoring how prana-bindu works. No, I don't care, lol).
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twobitcathedral · 2 years
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Hey!
Today I learned that if you need to travel for gender affirming or reproductive healthcare, this non-profit can fly you there for free. Here's the link:
Please share this resource as you see fit.
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Friday night's edition of #WeatherOvertime, in which we discuss: *A new and worse atmospheric river setting up out west *The end of this year's #groundhog nonsense *A very warm first full week of February
#ShareAndEnjoy
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crazywolf828 · 8 months
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To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.
This reddit user, who I've recently found out is @kjscottwrites here on tumblr, took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.
Check out their post with the link to the Google doc here!
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catmask · 5 months
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sometimes while i think about that while a lot of adults did not treat me very well as a kid i also get a lot of 'in hindsight this person was so good to me and i didnt even realize it until now' as an adult. today i was thinking about how the first anime convention i ever went to was when i was 10 and i asked the man working the manga cafe what manga was/what a good place to start was (because the con was very overstimulating for me and i had gotten lost) and he asked how old i was before recommending yotsuba and asking if i wanted any water or something to eat. its really simple but theres a lot of bad things that couldve happened or he could've been careless in his recommendation, but instead yotsuba has remained one of my favorite manga for years, and probably a large portion of why i continue to read manga as an adult... i think adults who try to involve kids in the world safely/kindly even in little ways make so much more of a difference than they ever really know.
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jupitersmoon167 · 11 months
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Edit since this is gaining a lot more traction than I thought it would honestly: I don’t take credit for this, this tweet is originally from SuperButterBuns on Twitter. Great gaming content creator, highly recommend checking them out on Twitch and YouTube!
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bluegiragi · 5 months
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holding back (part 2)
early access + nsfw on patreon
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clorofolle · 2 months
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Hello! I just found your post on pirating. I'm relatively experienced and I think most everything you suggested is smart.
I just wanted to ask, in regards to the VPN, do you have in particular gripes about Proton in regards to the privacy aspect?
I was trying to find a good VPN recently and thought that Proton's offers were pretty good, if expensive in comparison to the competition.
(I promise I'm not a shill, I'm actually wondering if I should regret my purchase lol. I also get that the post is dated last year and things may have gotten worse or better with them since)
Hi!! Sorry for the very very late reply, I didn't check tumblr for months.
To be honest, I did write that post a while ago and should I write it now, my position would be different and much milder. While throwing shade at Proton I was thinking of this incident specifically where, facing a court order, Proton was asked to log and provide the IP address of one of its clients, a French climate activist.
I take issue with companies that market themselves as useful tools to keep you safe and protected instead of actually disclosing what their service truly is about and what data they do have about you, as people might fall into a false sense of security and have no idea what they're actually paying for.
I am generally more warm towards Mullvad since they're extremely transparent about what kind of data they have on you and actively try to get as little data from you as possible, even favouring payment methods where they won't have to store any data on you whatsoever. They also allegedly were subject to a search warrant and were simply unable to give any data whatsoever as they truly had none, which if we want to assume good faith that they aren't making that up, is a good look on them as a whole. Though they've recently started to market themselves as some kind of saviours from "mass surveillance and censorship" in a way that seems... to be really alarmist and out of nowhere and might fool more people into thinking they need a vpn than they actually do, and I'm not happy about that direction at all, though their services still seem like some of the best around.
Still - I recognize that this is a big discussion, one I don't have enough knowledge over to completely discuss it either! And that for torrenting... this doesn't matter at all. In fact, Mullvad is not being recommended for torrenting anymore as it dropped support for port forwarding - for some apparently legit concerns - and it makes the torrenting experience much worse for many people. (My internet is slow as shit so I don't notice either way lol!)
All in all, I'm not a very experienced or savvy user at all. I try to learn about things as much as my lil brain allows me to understand, but were I to rewrite that post now, I wouldn't mention things that are still so murky/difficult to understand for me as well. Hope I sent you some interesting links to start some more research from though! Here's to understanding more of how things work as we go on :D
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hypewinter · 8 months
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In the middle of a Justice League meeting, Batman feels a tug on his cape. He looks down to see a little boy who could easily pass as one of his.
"Erm," the boy starts. "I frew up."
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internutter · 1 year
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Free Crossover Idea to a Loving Home
[NGL I will probably commit a fanfic about this at some point but y’all take it where you want to go]
Also offensensitivity warning for disturbing content in the media I am about to reference. General child abuse for one and also including sexual abuse in the other. Dead dove, do not eat.
Opal or Claire (depending on whether you want her to have identity issues) shares a loving, caring, and nurturing foster home with Clarissa. They become adoptive sisters and help each other through their issues.
...in mine, Opal/Claire gets a burger toy that she likes to dance with. Still tossing a coin as to whether it’s a squeaky toy or a plushie.
Pass around, and do with it as you please. Tag whomsoever you think might be into this hot mess.
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theoldkyokodied · 1 month
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It's always funny in sillydelphia or whatever. Sorry i can't concentrate on making a joke, there are women right in front of me (pointing at my own genderbend iasip drawings, sweating profusely)
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black-quadrant · 3 months
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sometimes all you need is one passionate person who goes berserk for your work to keep you creating
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cockworkangels · 5 months
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truly a moment in tv history. like they are directly addressing the audience with these questions while the spn tptb are in real life bullying the show's fans over these exact questions
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ruporas · 1 year
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good mornings throughout the travel
[ID: Two comics of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. The second is underneath the read more.
The first is in four panels and follows Vash and Wolfwood through hotel rooms. First, Vash and Wolfwood exit adjacent rooms, and Wolfwood has sparkles floating around him as he exclaims, “Rise and shine! Ready to go?” Vash frowns, displeased, and says, Urk— Good morning to you too.”
Next, they’re in a room with two beds. Wolfwood is awake and fully dressed. He’s sitting on the bed and smoking, back turned away from the viewer and he says, “Wake up already, sleepyhead.” Vash sits up with his eyes still closed and yawns before saying good morning. After that, they’re sharing a bed, and Wolfwood gets up and says, “Morning, sunshine. Time to get up.” His body shadows Vash from the sunlight. Vash is still lying down with a blanket draped over him as he mumbles good morning.
Finally, they’re embracing in bed, both shirtless. Sunlight shines on them, but their contact allows their shadows to drape over their faces. Vash smiles, kisses the top of Wolfwood’s head, and says, “Good morning, Wolfwood.” Wolfwood sleepily says, “Mph, g’morning, needle-noggin’,” snuggling into on Vash’s shoulder. End ID] ID CREDIT
TRIMAX Vol. 10 Spoilers under read more // bonus comic
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[ID: The bonus comic starts with Vash asleep in bed, fully clothed with his hair half-black. Someone says “Good morning,” and Vash says, “Morning, Wolf—w...” He trails off as Livio, holding a plate of food, stares with abject shock.
Livio says, “I’m sorry.” Vash, smiling but sweating, says, “No, it’s my bad...” Livio repeats, “I’m sorry.” Vash says, “Geez, stop apologizing,” and cuts off Livio’s “I—” with a “Good morning, Livio.” Livio quietly mumbles, “... Good morning...”
Vash sits up from the couch he was sleeping on and looks down, thinking, “... That’s right. I won’t wake up to you anymore... I have to get used to that...” End ID]
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