Tumgik
#shark talks
ninjasmudge · 2 days
Text
oh wait taylor swift is actually calling her album tortured poet like unironically? i thought ppl were making fun of her
24 notes · View notes
shark-feeder · 4 months
Text
someone buying a party size amount of food for a gathering of a few people and saying "eat up, i don't want any leftovers". everyone digging in and eating their fill, plus a little extra, but still, there's tons of food left. "i said, i don't want any leftovers" and everyone grabs another plate of food to be kind to the host. everyone starts feeling stuffed and bloated while the person that bought the food starts hand feeding the group. someone says "no, im too full" as the feeder holds food up to their mouth. the feeder presses a burp out of their belly and says "sounds like you've got room now" as they shove another slice of pizza into their mouth. by the end of the night, everyone is groaning, pants unzipped, stomachs bloated beyond belief and finally, there are no leftovers.
512 notes · View notes
bl0odsharkk · 1 year
Text
eddsworld girls au and it's kim, katya and laurel
486 notes · View notes
call-sign-shark · 2 months
Text
Shark's Birthday 03 March 💫
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Hi everyone,
Tomorrow, the third of March, will be my birthday, and as trivial as it is, I realized that it will also be my first Tumblr birthday. Now, I am not going to write a full novel-length and tear-snatching post but I genuinely wanted to thank both my beloved mutuals and amazing readers. The love I've received soon after joining Tumblr, especially by the Peaky Blinders fandom, has brought me much more than I expected. You brought/still bring me much more than you can imagine.
No existing word is powerful enough to tell you how thankful I am when it comes to your talks, support, comments, reblogs, gifts, and asks. Basically, thank you so much for every tiny interaction besides likes. You've sincerely helped me change my mind during challenging and stressful moments in my life. You've made me smile, laugh, and cry but more importantly, you've made me feel safe and loved.
One year older but 1,5k amazing souls heavier!
Love,
Shark.
thanks to my loves, @adaydreamaway08 @theshelbyclan @jomarch-wannabe @esposadomd @zablife @woofgocows @anathemasworld @anastasia000 @kate654 @kxnnxy @babayaga67 @meowtastick @shelbyssins @sarai-ibn-la-ahad @bluevenus19 @raincoffeeandfandoms @kishie8 @zablife @alexandra-001 @dearshelby @alexizodd @helen06dreamer @kmc1989 @emotionalcadaver @peakyswritings @peakyltd @chaosinkest1996 @vanhelsingsbigtoe @cherubswhispers @he6rtshaker @bemyqueenofdarkness @cljordan-imperium @cjarbo @red-riding-wood @rysko @darklydeliciousdesires @justrainandcoffee @shelbydelrey @fiercelittlemouse @ceirinen @runnning-outof-time @cillmequick @sparksetfire @evita-shelby and I certainly forgot a shit ton of ppl.
Tumblr media
85 notes · View notes
sharks-sharkie-blog · 8 months
Text
The Megalodon Shark <3
The Megalodon shark is probably one of the most popular sharks out there today! Most people believe that it's a humongous shark that's bigger than ships. Alot of people believe they still exist. Unfortunately, most of these things are incorrect. Megalodons were big! They are estimated to have grown around 60 ft long, which is only around 3 times the size of a great white! They were about slightly larger than a school bus, which most are only 45 ft.
We don't actually know what the megalodon looked like! We believe it could've looked similar to the Great White, but we aren't sure. We also used to believe that the Great White was a descendent of the megalodon, but that isn't true either. It is a heavily debated topic among scientists on what the Megalodon looked like and if it really is related to the Great White.
Megalodon also means "large tooth" given that the teeth of this shark grew to 7 whole inches long! Which makes complete sense given the size of prey/predator back in those times.
Since the megalodon no longer exists, and we aren't quite sure what it looks like, I've provided you with this pretty badass and, dare I say, dapper image of a young Great White.
Tumblr media
(also, feel free to let me know ur thoughts on the megalodon!! PLS id love to hear/read them !!)
123 notes · View notes
poltergeiszt · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
they put hermann gottlieb in this when he was only six
174 notes · View notes
Text
I JUST SAW SOMEONE CALL HUNTLOW “Golden Garden” AND IF THATS NOT THE CUTEST THING EVER IDK WHAT IS
1K notes · View notes
sharksandjays · 2 months
Text
I'm going to be completely offline for the next week but just remember that the end of my creative challenge is also due in the next week so get those in!! I can't wait to see all of them when I get back!
Aside from that, I was wondering. I'm close to 1k and ik that I am literally just finishing a creative challenge but 1k is a big marker so should I do a normal classic dtiys???
Maybe i can just do a big painting or smth im not sure. Anywho, thank you guys for everything <3 ill see you in a week with more content!
18 notes · View notes
[ - What is 'bara'? - ]
3 notes · View notes
kolasharkattack · 8 months
Text
Why is the best dragon in Httyd also the hardest dragon to draw
9 notes · View notes
ninjasmudge · 7 months
Text
last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.
54K notes · View notes
shark-feeder · 16 days
Text
is there anything better in this world than seeing a bit of (or a lot of) someone's tummy hanging out of their t-shirt?
77 notes · View notes
bl0odsharkk · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER they are in love
347 notes · View notes
call-sign-shark · 22 days
Text
actual depiction of me when you boop me:
Tumblr media
39 notes · View notes
sharks-sharkie-blog · 8 months
Text
Viper Dogfish <3
Viper Dogfish are usually only found around the coasts of Japan and Taiwan, or from being extracted from the bellies of other fish from various locations. Their scientific name is Trigonognathus, which is two Greek words, "trigonon" and "gnathus", which describes their triangular jaw!
One of the Viper Dogfishes most specific and interesting features are its missing muscle that's used for pulling the jaw forward. Instead of using this important muscle, it uses its hyomandibular bone! It swings down and forward in order to compensate for lack of muscle. This is actually better for the fish, as it allows it to swing its jaw both forward and backward but also side to side!!
Tumblr media
((not his best angle)) ^^
Viper Dogfish are carnivores and love the taste of crustacean like creatures. However, because these sharks are so small (19 inches male, 21 inches female), they have to hunt for smaller prey such as bony fish and lanternfish. RIP Viper Dogfish, never got to taste the crab.
Believe it or not, the Viper Dogfish's natural predator is the Bigeye Tuna!! And I think that is very funny.
Even though we rarely ever see them, and almost never catch them, it is safe to say these sharks are not endangered and are considered the least concern according to the IUCN!!
Also, they are venomous. BUT non-toxic!!
117 notes · View notes
poltergeiszt · 10 months
Text
ethan winters and i go way back i shoved him in a locker and stole his lunch money. this was last week btw
54 notes · View notes