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esmerxyaugusta · 4 months

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nat: if the police come nothing ever happened here. *while eating spaghetti*

y/n: wait what!!?! *realises*

y/n: are we eating sharon?

nat: ...

y/n: the spaghetti is her blonde hair, the sauce is her blood and the meatballs is her flesh.... i dont want to eat anymore.....

nat: ...

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welovelouisandbucky · 4 months

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Avengers Incorrect Quotes #idc

(y/n showing off their new fit)

Sharon: nice fit, where did you get it from?

Y/n, deadpan: your mom's closet

...

Y/n: can someone please help me?

Sharon, standing up immediately: here—

Y/n:nofuckoff. *Proceeds to limp to the room with broken rib and a stab wound*

J*hn, just existing:

Y/n and Bucky: and we took that personally.

...

Sharon accidently spills drink on Bucky's shirt.

Sharon: oh my- I'm so sorry

Y/n, lits lighter: don't worry I got this.

Sam: you're gonna burn the shirt?—

Y/n: who said anything about shirt?

Sam:oh okay... WAIT Y/N NO!

Cuts to scene Sharon running for her life.

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ir0npvrker · 1 year

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bucky: i’m gonna kick your ass

sam: i’d like to see you try

bucky: okay. saturday. noon. the usual place

sam: you’re on. loser pays for dinner and the movie

sharon: can’t you two just ask each other out normally?

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incorrect-misfits · 2 months

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Sharon: Whenever a man sleeps with a lot of girls he's a "player"

Sharon: But when i do it i'm a lesbian

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Sharon: In high school, I was voted "most appropriate".

Y/n: Oo, self burn. Those are rare

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skylarinfinity · 1 year

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sharon: [try to introduce herself to m/n] hey, my name-

m/n: [back away and point his finger towards sharon] i don't need your fantasy woman!

sharon: [confused] what?

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shelly-stark-official · 1 year

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Y/N: 12 o’clock, Sharon

Pepper: Crap, okay pretend we’re arguing she won’t come here if she sees that

Y/N: YOU STOLE MY INHERITANCE YOU GOLD DIGGER

Pepper:

Pepper: Had that one locked and loaded huh

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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years

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(Cleaning Injuries After a Fight) Sharon: How’s Bucky look, Sam? Sam: Surprisingly hot. Sharon: …what? Sam: What?

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dontgetcaught256 · 1 year

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Steve: I've dated plenty of women! There was Peggy Carter, Sharon Carter...

Tony: Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary, the word plenty has been redefined to mean two.

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toomanyincorrectquotes · 1 year

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Sam: alright, give me your hairdryer

Natasha: what are you talking about?

Sam: don’t you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Natasha: have you ever met a woman?

*later*

Sam: hey, sharon? do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Sharon: of course. i’m not an animal

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thekaiqueen · 2 years

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Sharon: what are you two arguing about this time?

Sam: hes always using common phrases incorrectly!

Bucky: oh, cry me a table Sam!

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 2 years

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Steve (addressing the Avengers):...As some of you may know, I took a bit of a sabbatical last year...

Peter:...Do you mean when you shacked up with Sharon Carter but then she dumped you?

Tony: Parker, please!....Raise your hand if you want to ask a question.

(Peter raises his hand immediately)

Steve: OK, I think we should just, move on.

Tony: Sharon Carter certainly did....

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ad-astra-per-aspera-1389 · 9 months

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Bucky: Ok. Could be worse.

Sam: How? How could this be worse?

Bucky: Eh, you could accidentally get your head caught in a helicopter door that flies you out over the ocean where it drops you straight into a pod of ravenous orca that rip you apart, leaving nothing but your bones for the hungry crabs in the inky depths at the bottom of the ocean!

Sam: Wow... I mean...

Sharon: Yeah, I'm... I'm not sure how to respond to that.

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ir0npvrker · 2 years

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sam: it’s locked. you got a lock pick?

sharon: yeah—

bucky: *kicks down the door*