Desmond head canons (with a few non desmond head canons thrown in) (I love desmond and all non-desmonds equally I swear)
Desmond once came out of the animus and tried to greet the others, but he couldn't figure out which language to use, so for about 5 minutes, he cycled through different languages trying to find the right one before just giving up.
Ezio has chronic pain from climbing buildings because he never learned the correct way to climb them, nor the correct stretches to stop the pain
Haytham once convinced Connor to come with him to a tavern, Connor ended up getting drunk and zoning out for 30 minutes before putting his head down and silently crying in the corner
Connor never processed his mom's death because after she died, he had to rebuild the village, then he had to learn to fight, then he had to worry about his villages safety, etc. So he never processed it
Altair and desmond suffer from migraines and not the "my head hurts" migrans I'm talking the ones that cause you to black out for a minute and get sick
Altair once was learning to do a leap of faith, but while it was being explained, he accidently turned on his eagle vision and nearly freaked out (his dad had to take him home right after and explain what Altair was seeing)
After a few days of reliving ezios' memories, desmond started to gravitate towards Shaun because (just like Leo) Shaun smells like books
Altair has the stupidest sense of humor
Ezio collected cats, Altair collected birds, connor collected dogs/ wild animals, and now all animals are just drawn to desmond
Desmond once fist fought a gang leader *and won.* He also got the leaders' respect. (Being a bartender in Manhattan does things to you)
Desmond with adhd
Connor doesn't like walking into new places without being able to scope out the area first
DESMOND WITH ADHD
Altair has severe attachment issues, so bc of this, he distances himself as much as possible, so he doesn't get attached
Desmond got into an argument with Bill and got so frustrated that he started talking in native American without realizing Bill then said something snarky and desmond snapped in a perfect native America accent. "Haytham, you are unbelievable"
Desmond can control his ancestors' ratatouille style
When there is a time jump in the animus (for example, the time jumps in the training montage in monteriggioni), it's super disorienting for desmond bc he gets the memories of his ancestor but if he focuses on them he can't remember them
Desmond once cried for an hour in his room bc he couldn't remember Rebecca's name when he came out of the animus
Desmond nearly attacked Bill on multiple occasions because his bleeds made him appear to be a Templar (Bill is no longer allowed near desmond as he is getting out of the animus)
While they were in the temple, a bear wandered in, and everyone freaked out, but desmond just helped the bear find its way back to his mom (they now get random prey left outside of the temple)
One time, desmond tried to reach for a throwing knife before realizing he dosent have throwing knives, and he nearly died, lol
Desmond called Rebecca Claudia once, and she never forgot it
I have so many more, but I don't feel like typing them out rn
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Behold! A crack fic idea!
Extra point if each time one of the Desmonds does something that goes against the timeline we get a flashforeward to the present day, and it's a different kind of post-apocalypse each time.
Extra extra points if the post-apocalypses get increasingly absurd and ridiculous as the story goes on.
Okay, so for this one, we have:
Clay!Desmond
Layla!Desmond
Minevra!Desmond
The Reader
which means I can do this:
How the Desmonds met cat!Desmond:
I kinda like the idea that we never learn who sent cat!Desmond into the past. Hell, we never learn he’s actually a Desmond as well. He just keeps following them and likes to use his claws to get a ‘piggyback ride’. XD
A visual representation of how the Desmonds are tackling every major events of their ancestors:
(not part of the visualization: the dude in charge of the Templars in Cyprus because the Desmonds actually forgot about him and thought he was just one of the mooks)
And then we have Elijah who tries to act all serious and kinda like a dick (it's the Aita genes) but can't help but lean into any kindness and gentleness the Desmonds show him.
The poor modern gang:
(It would be funny if they didn't realize that there are multiple Desmond running around at first so they assume they only have one Desmond to worry about)
Rebecca updating her notes every few weeks:
The modern day gang's relationship with the Desmonds (that the Desmonds are unaware of)
Also... this was the first ridiculous 'apocalypse' I thought of XD
What the structure of the idea would probably be:
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Okay, we've all heard abt Desmond accidentally calling Shaun "Leo" or "Malik" and Shaun freaking out. And that's fun and all, but allow me to propose:
- A very tired Desmond called Rebecca "Claudia," and Rebecca's heart melted a little.
- Shaun brough Desmond some tea after a long session in the Animus, and he said, "Thank you, Shay." It took Desmond a good ten seconds to realize why everyone was staring.
- William was being Awful as per usual, and Desmond snapped in a perfect English accent. "Charles, control yourself or I'll have to ask you leave." The resulting explosion was heard from Abstergo headquarters.
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Just simple headshots of models I know I have, but I don't use them often. (×_×)
(↓ Credits under Keep reading)
Programs: XNALara & Fire Alpaca
Assassin’s Creed © Ubisoft
Authors of Models:
o0Cristian0o (DeviantArt)
carbint (DeviantArt)
raccooncitizen (DeviantArt)
lips--like--morphine (DeviantArt)
Unknown, reuploaded by oOLeonValentineOo (DeviantArt)
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Hey bitchesss, I’m baaack!
Down to business:
Assassin’s Creed, but it’s just them scaring people.
Any fandom, any scenario, they just naturally are very silent, they like having that element of surprise. It’s their whole thing.
So, naturally, they tend to spook people either on purpose or by accident, most of the time it’s on purpose, but other times it’s because they genuinely forgot to make noise.
Or they stand in a shadowy corner and observe everyone from under their hood, standing like a weeping angel, super creepy, but uncannily beautiful.
Even as a friend or like a bodyguard, they lurk, it’s comforting to know they’re on your side, until they jumpscare you at 3am looking for BEANS.
Though when it’s other Assassins, they can just feel the vibe of their Brothers, so they just kinda go:
Shaun: “Well, I don’t know if there is anything on- oh, hello Desmond”
Desmond: *crouching up in the rafters, eyes glowing gold* “hey Shaun”
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Do you guys think desmond stopped trusting his Eagle vision after finding out lucy was a Templar. I mean, Lucy showed up as an ally with the vision. So do you think desmond started struggling to trust people even more because if Lucy was a Templar, and yet she showed up as blue, who's to say that Shaun and Rebecca aren't Templar.
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