#shawty had them apple bottom jeans

[fluffypotatey]

Ever wonder if seers in the Crystal Cave completely overshoot and end up looking way too far into the future? Like, they try looking ahead fifteen years and end up fifteen centuries?

Druid acolyte: Master Taliesin, are you well?

Taliesin, lying facedown in the dirt: To the left, take it back now, y'all.

Acolyte: ......I'm getting the healer.

Taliesin: That's so sad. Bard, play the ballad of Despacito.

seers and oracles can't catch a break if their vision go past 100 years smh no one knows what any of them mean and chalk it up to a false future or something

i think it would funnier if they spoke in the future language so you have Acolyte asking Taliesin "bro, you good???" but it's in Brythonic and Taliesin replies in English "road, work ahead??? uh, yeah, i sure hOPe it does!"

#'oh oracle what will become of my descendents!' 'SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS (JEANS) BOOTS WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR)' #morgana: *deep in a vision* #agravaine: what do you see my lady? #morgana: they did surgery on a grape #oracle/seers speaking in tongues but their all future memes and the public believes that they are witnessing something prophetic #lmaooooo #bbc merlin #asks

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

Hi everybody I have reached the level of sleep deprivation where music just starts playing in my head and I can't stop it.

#Shawty had them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur WITH THE FUR #The whole club was looking at her AT HER #SHE HIT THE FLO #NEXT THING YOU KNO #shawty got low low low low low low #low low low low low low low low low low low low low #MBAG #MBaggy #Mbaggy sweatpants and the rebok with the strap KSSSSGSGGGHHHHHH #Shawty had them #AlAp #Applebottom #WITH THE FUR #trying to replicate the experience for you

[corrose]

I bought sqh these little boots on ali*xpress and they arrived while I was gone and they're SO FUNNY on him

#mytext #SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS. BOOTS WITH THE FUR. #THE WHOLE CLUB (MBJ) WAS LOOKIN 👀 #they're so tall 🤣 thigh high boots #i regret not getting black ones for mbj #the blue ones are the wrong color for both sqh and mbj

[jgetawaycar]

I just know Gojo has thrown it back whilst yelling "shawty had them apple bottom jeans" at the top of his lungs all the while Suguru was trying to sleep, argue w a wall

#roommates au yes. #come to think of it #i bet satoru has also sung call me maybe in front of a mirror w a hairbrush #and i ALSO bet suguru secretly records these for obvious personal reasons #cuties they are #hcs are my sole will to live atm #satoru gojo #suguru geto #satosugu #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #hidden inventory arc

[good-shoulders]

Over the past 2 years there have been so many jokes about tech being an ipad kid and I’m pretty sure this stance confirms is…

✨SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS-✨

#tbb #tbb headcanons #tbb echo #tbb crosshair #tbb wrecker #tbb omega #tbb tech #tbb hunter #star wars tbb #tbb season 2 #the bad batch #star wars bad batch #star wars #the bad batch star wars

[sosaysdean]

shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans) boots with the fur (with the fur) the whole club was looking at her. she hit the flo (she hit the flo) next thing you know shawty got low low low low low low low low

#BAGGY SWEATPANTS AND THE REEBOKS WITH THE STRAP (WITH THE STRAP)

[airaibunny]

shawty had them apple bottom jeans

boots with the fur?

[paradoxpig]

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans

#boots with the jeans (with the jeans) #pokemon #shiny pokemon #dipplin #shiny dipplin #pokemon sv #teal mask #teal mask spoilers #Pokemon spoilers

[torchickentacos]

Ranking pokemon characters by how much I think they're willing to wear jeans (I've had a long day [project and exam due] and there is a noted historical correlation between my nerves being frayed and my shitposting):

Most to least likely!

Ash. While he would opt for gym shorts more often, I do believe he has the capacity to wear baggy jeans like in Sinnoh. He would have been a JNCO guy. He SHOULD be in second place, but JNCOs are jeans^2 so I think that earns him first place.

Zoey. She's a jeans girl. Trust me. I feel like they're the main pants Zoey owns.

May. Maybe projecting my denim opinions on a blorbo, but I can see her as a lightwash slightly-too-long bootcut girlie. But all her jeans are frayed at the bottom because she'd step on them. Also, denim jackets probably. She feels very denim adjacent to me.

Serena. She's a 2016 influencer skinny jeans girl /positive, we love her for this. She has nothing against denim and likes the stretchy jeggings probably. Not opposed to acid wash, but wary of it.

Paul. Nothing to say here. He just feels right here. Only dark wash or grey though.

Brock, but only circumstantially. He's more of a cargo pants guy, which tend to be synthetic cotton blends iirc. I'm not a pants scientist.

Gary. He feels like a pretty middle ground guy- he'd go for jeans, he'd go for courdoroy, he'd go for slacks, sweatpants. He feels like a pants neutralist.

Misty. She'd be higher on the list, BUT she would only wear denim shorts OR overalls so she is picky about it.

Harley: absolutely not unless it's serving like shawty with the apple bottom jeans. He WOULD wear them, but it has to be a very intentional choice.

Dawn. Not a pants girl in general. I see her as more skirts and dresses. Wait, does she ever even wear pants in canon??? I only remember seeing it in the pajama set in the wallace cup.

Goh. Go sweatpants or stay home. I can't see him in jeans, truly, UNLESS it's emo ripped black skinny jeans a la MCR fan or, like, dan howell or something.

Drew. No jeans. Jeans are Too Much Of A Texture.

#i am NOT putting these in the character tags lmfao #jeans #taylor's tag #taylor's trashcan #shitpost hours

[marisatomay]

shawty had them apple bottom jeans coat with the fur

the whole club was lookin at her

she hit the floor

[kreinvulon]

shawty had them apple-bottom jeans ( jeans )

#gore skyrim #skyrim gore #skyrim screenshots #skyrim custom followers #tes v skyrim #skyrim followers #skyrim #tesv skyrim #the elder scrolls #elder scrolls v #skyrim screencaps

[chappellrroan]

shawty had them apple bottom jeans boots with the fur boots with the fur the whole club was looking at her she hit the floor she hit the floor next thing you know shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

#this has been stuck in my mind since last two days after i saw that yt short of woman dancing to it like

[cloverstellar]

#rose talks #clover shouts #tumblr polls #the draft purge #polls #tumblr poll