#shay says

[leavesandbounds]

I'm not one to make unwanted comments on people's art or send them stupid asks about this shit but sometimes I really do see some amazing art in whatever technical sense and I'm like "Wow I'd love to engage with this if you actually drew the fat character fat"

#it happens so often dude #i refuse to tag a fandom i will be flayed #shay says #fandom #fatphobia

[persimmonteas]

on wednesdays we drink caffeine and panic over the passage of time

#Shay says

[mermmarie]

Hey guys!

Thanks so much for all the love on my "Dating the Bayverse Boys" headcanons!! 🥰🧡💜❤💙

I am working on the same type of headcanons for the Rise boys, but I was curious to know if you all would want the "ugly" portion for them as well? I originally intended for it, but it's kinda of hard picturing the rise turtles being that... problematic? (For lack of better terms, lol)

Let me know what you think! 💖

#tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt headcanons #tmnt imagine #tmnt x reader #shay says

[booasaur]

Venmo @ bcabolitioncollective

[Edit: don't donate anymore, they have enough, as per

]

Incidentally, they also suspended Ilhan Omar's daughter.

Edited on the morning of April 19th to no longer be rebloggable because of the venmo change above

#columbia university #palestine #free palestine #ilhan omar #us politics #as always once you start down this road there are a lot of freedoms you quickly lose #and if one wants to say that ilhan omar's kid shouldn't receive special treatment #lol since when #when have US schools applied equal treatment to politicians' kids #but if they can keep shai davidai who keeps harassing and targeting students #they can keep students whose crime is...organizing very peaceful protests

[2ndborn1st]

ShaMayne

#shamayne shay #shamayne williams #shamayne g #assmazin #hips & ass #thick #thick thighs #wifey type #i say damn!! #cheeks #omg!!! #melanin goddess

[kokomibooties]

recent accomplishments: made friends with a local coffeeshop owner. he sees me coming. he knows my order. he recommends me comedy specials. i’m Living The Dream

#coffee #shay says #queue

[the-gom-jabbar]

You know fucking tears me me apart about Paul Atreides? From the very beginning, the very fucking start, he's rejecting his destiny. He's terrified of it. He's just a kid and he's completely scared out of his wits, he's warning everyone he trusts that he's the catalyst of a castrophe. He's screaming for help

And nobody listens.

#paul fucking atreides #Paul Atreides deserved better #kwisatz haderach #paul atreides #house atreides #dune #dune 2021 #frank herbert #children of dune #dune messiah #chapterhouse: dune #duncan idaho #god emperor of dune #dune 2023 #House Harkonnen #House Corrino #dune 1984 #Arrakis #shai hulud says live life make spice don't give a fuck #Dune meta

[trekdaily]

STAR TREK: PICARD (2020–2023) - 3.08 • "Surrender"

#i would say the quality of this show is due to it being filmed on a potato but tbh i think a potato would have had better quality to it #absolutely insane they didn't shoot it in 4k like what year is this 2012?? #trekedit #startrekedit #scifiedit #tvedit #usertom #userposs #userelm #userpavlova #tuserlou #omgari #userjack #usermulder #** #by shay #seven of nine #liam shaw #picard #picard spoilers

[cadaverkeys]

I noticed that on mobile, there's a little button on the bottom right for booping on everyone's blog. The color of the paw doesn't change, and when I spam it for boops, it has the paw animation only in that color. Found out your blog is a white cat!

My sister noticed this as well!! A bit sad that I wasnt a black cat but I feel like the paw colours might have been determined by the colour of your blog theme :o? I don't know how air tight that theory is tho!

Anyway. april fools shay.

#ram asks #xylinthia #i do love the cut off on my pinned post so it just says SHAYS TOP #some1 said in tags that the paw colour was determined by how many boops u gave #but i had all of the badges + maxed out my boops so idk

[starswallowingsea]

"Colleen Hoover could write Crime & Punishment but Dostoevsky couldn't---" I am going to stop you right there. Colleen could never write classic Russian literature and I don't think Dostoevsky had an interest in writing trashy romance novels

#shay speaks #anti coho #anti colleen hoover #saw a fucking tiktok comment saying this (it ended w 'it ends with us' as the coho book) #a screenshot of a tiktok comment i should say #someone sent it to the bad books book club

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#its the way he looks at her and then says to spencer how beautiful she looked for me #SCREAMING #AHHHHHHH #GOD #this season was such a gift #creddie #carly x freddie #freddie x carly #carly shay #freddie benson #icarly #icarly reboot #icarly revival #nathan kress #miranda cosgrove #gif #gifs #gifset #3x10

[leavesandbounds]

I love watching grown men commit psychological warfare on each other through Minecraft

#this is about hermitcraft nobody even look at me from other smps lmfao #i'm watching doc's episode right now and oh my god #hermitcraft #docm77 #grian #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #zedaph #The Ones Involved #shay says

[persimmonteas]

i hope I’m not just the love of your life but also the annoyance of your life

#loml 🤝 aoml #if I’m not a pain in your ass are we really a couple #are we really friends #shay says

[justaz]

lance and hunk would so get married just for the fuck of it. like they so had a little vegas wedding with matt as the flower girl and stayed married for a few months then got divorced just for the dramatics

#pidge was hunks best man #keith was lances best man #allura was the ring bearer #lance wanted the drama of having an ex husband #and talked hunk into it bc he could find lance in bed w a lover and be heartbroken for like a week only to meet the love of his life (shay) #and end up getting married to her #(lance sealed the deal by making a joke about shay ‘rocking his world’ and hunk was immediately in) #((lances ‘lover’ is obviously keith)) #klance #hunk garrett #lance mcclain #keith kogane #pidge gunderson #katie holt #matt holt #takashi shirogane #princess allura #coran #lance wanted to be able to say ‘well my ex husband…’ and never explain who #just act all heartbroken but never specify that it was his best friend who he got married to in vegas and lasted two months together #‘i lost my kids in the divorce 😔’ #‘i just took my stuffed animals back lance jfc’ #another one of hunks motives was to make keith jealous and spur him into confessing #keith just flipped him off after informing him that he and lance have matching tattoos #hunk cried that night

[2ndborn1st]

ExoticShayyy

#ExoticShayyy #shamayne shay #shamayne williams #shamayne g #assmazin #hips & ass #thick #thick thighs #wifey type #i say damn!! #cheeks #omg!!! #melanin goddess

[teecupangel]

So I had this idea of Connor meeting adéwale who gets a sense of deja vu but can’t pinpoint from whereand the two of them teaming up to find the son of adewale’s friend and Connor’s father both not realizing that they are looking for the same person until they have a run in with haytham and adewale having a lot of things of Connor suddenly make sense with the reveal

So this would be a bit hard considering Shay killed Adéwalé while Ratonhnhaké:ton was just a kid but we can fudge it a bit. They did talk a bit after Shay struck him down so we can make this a case of “he almost died but he didn’t”.

Let’s say one of Adéwalé’s crewmembers survived and found him, dragging him out of danger and helping him survive.

During that time, Adéwalé dreams of Edward Kenway, of the past they shared, the letters they sent to one another…

When he wakes up, months have passed and he was still too weak that he could barely walk.

He had been transported to Port-au-Prince and being taken care of by his son, Babatunde Josèphe. His son tells him to rest and that they’re trying to get in contact with the Colonial Assassins but with no luck. Messengers either return empty handed, talking about the danger and the heightened Templar presence, or they do not return at all.

The Templars had the colonies under their control and it was becoming too dangerous to try and infiltrate the colonies while Shay Cormac, the Assassin Hunter, is on the hunt.

Adéwalé can’t do anything but try to heal his weak body, his mind dwelling deeper and deeper into the darkness the more news they hear about what had happened to the Assassins in the colonies.

The Assassins Adéwalé knew.

By the time he was strong enough, the damage had been done and the Brotherhood were too busy in France and Britain. Their letters asking Achilles if he needed help only being met with silence.

But Adéwalé knew he needed to go back there.

No.

He needed to see Haytham Kenway.

And kill him.

Even if it was the last thing he did.

Haytham Kenway had destroyed what the Kenway stand for, what Edward had worked so hard to create.

As Edward’s friend…

As his only remaining friend…

It was Adéwalé’s duty to destroy the last remaining Kenway before more damage could be done.

His son tells him he was projecting his guilt and anger to someone else.

His grandson did not understand why he was leaving.

Adéwalé was part of the past and he was dragging Haytham Kenway with him if it was the last thing he would do.

So he returns to the colonies and meets up with Achilles.

That’s when he meets up with the young man learning under Achilles.

Ratonhnhaké:ton.

There was something about him that reminded Adéwalé of Edward Kenway…

So he took Ratonhnhaké:ton under his wings as well and Achilles didn’t say anything. Ratonhnhaké:ton never told Adéwalé about his father by name because Achilles had told him months before Adéwalé had returned that he should keep it a secret.

Being known as Haytham Kenway’s son would only put him in danger.

So Ratonhnhaké:ton kept quiet.

And they formed a bond with Adéwalé assisting him.

Where Achilles pushed for caution, Adéwalé supported any way he can.

Ratonhnhaké:ton was free, like Edward. It would only serve to push him away if they try to chain him down.

The best way to support Ratonhnhaké:ton was to help him.

And then…

That faithful winter day…

In an abandoned church…

Ratonhnhaké:ton and Adéwalé come face to face with the man they were both searching for.

#and this is where shit goes down #dun dun dun #haytham could easily break their bond #… or so he thinks #you know what would hurt haytham? #if adéwalé says that ratonhnhaké:ton is more of edward’s kin that he would ever be #like haytham wouldn’t react to it #but internally? #dude has one of the biggest daddy issues in the franchise #both as the daddy and as the son XD #assassin's creed #ratonhnhaké:ton #connor kenway #haytham kenway #adewale #i'm not tagging shay since he only appear in the beginning #fic idea: assassin's creed #teecup writes/has a plot