#she does btw

[its-short-for-jackalope]

the Tin Can Brothers:

me, immediately texting my therapist (who I have an appointment with at 5pm tomorrow): heyyyyy, so do you have any earlier times available?

#she does btw #it is earlier than i prefer but i am NOT missing this stream so idgaf ill get up earlier #tinlighten athem amirite #jack jabbers #tin can bros #tcb #tin can brothers #tinlightenment

[noblerinthemind]

well damn, that's a way to title an article

#tina.exe #jane eyre #charlotte brontë #the brontës #i just wanted to know if she hated children #she does btw #aside from being a filthy...

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Oh you know what?

Roxy getting over the huge hurdle of accepting that she's actually gained a father figure in her life, and occasionally slipping up by calling Eddie, dad...

And Eddie immediately either wants to burst into tears every time, or starts doubling down on the dad jokes. Possibly both.

#he's using the dad jokes as a shield... hoping she doesn't notice... #she does btw #she's very observant except when she's not #which is in one very specific case. #maybe two I'm undecided on the other one #god i wanna draw that out of context meteors meme so bad. #meteors au #meteors roxy #meteors eddie

[princesable]

my friend just called me so he could ask my mom if she washed her rice and then hung up immediately after

#charlie moment #she does btw

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

#spilled ink #warm up #“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol #btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can #run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her #but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like. #ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone! #like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate'' #we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!

[rileyclaw]

girl you gotta stop being a Distraction he's trying to work!!

#jk hes totally used to it. #del DOES insist willow help around the grove sometimes btw (<-- delusional) #she helps with the palistrom trees. #“hunter bring ur gf around. we need to help these saplings along” “oh ok” #sorry my huntlow demons were really annoying today </3 #the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #toh s3 #huntlow #hunter toh #willow park #my art #fan art

[criticalsyourroles]

now i've watched a fair amount of d&d i've started to pick up on the differences between dm style i think

like brennan IS all the bad guys. every game he dms is brennan vs the players. he makes npcs and battles that make his friends throw things at him and he smirks the whole time. he makes them tell him their worst fears and then he makes them do it. and it's awful and amazing and really funny

matt IS exandria. his characters and battles never feel written or constructed, they just feel like things that already existed in the world. it's all about verisimilitude with him, and he's amazing at it. he tends to fade into the background and let the players react to the story and it makes everything he does incredibly cinematic

aabria dms like she's just another player at the table reacting to the story, right up until someone gets lulled into a false sense of security and tries to fool around and THEN she throws a curveball by making them deal with the consequences of their choices. she's like oh you think that's funny?? then i'm about to be hilarious, bitch. and she keeps getting away with it bc she's just that good!

basically, brennan's an evil bastard, matt's the world, and aabria's the queen of consequences

or:

brennan - fuck

matt - around

aabria - find out

#brennan lee mulligan #matt mercer #aabria iyengar #sorry but this made me laugh agdjgsjsgs #petition for a d20 series dmed by brennan w aabria as a pc where a couple eps in her pc kills brennan's bbeg and they swap seats #revealing she was the dm all along #i also really want a round robin series. all dms at the table and they take turns controlling the narrative #whether it's in order or just like. every time one of them kills the dm's npc they become the dm or smth #it'd be really fun i'd love to see what kind of mangled mess of a story we'd get #i haven't listened to that much taz but griffin seems to be a mix of brennan and aabria where he does things for the bit #and then eventually he's like oh btw the bit is immense emotional trauma. whoops!

[serglesinner]

recently I've been infected by her and it's bad

#like it's BAD it's severe #the part that upsets me is that her brain works the exact same way mine does. i just don't speak #also the Donald Trump impression clips.... #i had her podcast running while i was working on art and kept having to stop bc my hand #was so unsteady bc i kept cracking. #and she's really making me appreciate straight woman culture btw. ally #video #tiktok

[umbrvx]

🍭

#omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #han sooyoung #yoo sangah #sangsoo #AGHHHH FINALLY FINISHED A WIP [tearing my shirt off] #was this an excuse to draw more ysa? yes. Also.yuri #lesbian oomf in progress commentary on this was: 1 giving detailed input on what color ysas manicure should be #and 2 others requesting she have 2 nails be short next time LOLL #‘how does she have a manicure in the apocalypse’ by being a cuntress #school has been beating my ass creatively but i need #Todraw more orv BADLY!!!!! #im always itching to draw kdj in particular but i wanna draw more girlies first bc ive been rlly wanting to #heres hoping i can have solid ideas <o>__<o> #oh side note theres 2 easter eggs in here btw LOL. not necessarily orv related easter eggs just sillies

[yesokayiknow]

man the fact that martha jones would take one look at clara oswald and say Absolutely Fucking Not really makes me want to put them together like post s9!clara is visiting earth when she has a run in with unit and accidentally kidnaps her and can't manage to get her back to earth. aka clara spends several months trying to seduce her except she's clara so martha's like what the actual fuck is wrong with you. stop that

#where's the immortal me well they said i'm not fucking dealing with this. call me in a year #clara: girls like it when you threaten genocide for them right????? #martha: no. also please stop asking if you can kill people for me. #this is funnier to me if it's pre the stolen earth btw #jack's like so what've you been up to since i last saw you and she's like one of the doctor's future companions kidnapped me. #yeah it was a whole thing. wbu #also martha manages to make great breakthroughs in dealing w her ptsd bc she just looks at what clara's doing and does the opposite #doctor who #clara oswald #martha jones

[maykitz]

my opinion on durge and orin relationship pre worm incident

#my durge is a storm sorcerer named loreley btw (: #though she's actually named laurel during the game because that was the name i originally picked and then later coincidentally #retconned that it was a distorted half-remembered version of her real name. but she does stick with laurel in the end #laurel like laurel wreath and mountain laurel the poisonous flower lol #bg3 #draw #orin #oc

[cozylittleartblog]

had a(nother) nightmare

#deltarune #rouxls kaard #lancer #queen #art #lancer had a bad dream. rouxls comes in to fall asleep in the floor like he always does. queen followed because she needs to #Familiarize Herself with The Rituals and also hey her boy is sad #and then they ALL fell asleep in the floor literally right next to his bed #-- i had tire marks on the bedsheets but they vanished somewhere. damn it #this one isnt old btw i just drew this This Morning HEHEHEHE #its kinda scrungy but thats ok #ok 2 tag ship but not explicitly ship either if ur not into it #i love that half my 'qk' art can very easily be read platonically #i think thats an important aspect of their relationship is that they are good friends and coparents. and THEN they're kissing sometimes #this is hardly the first family cuddle and or sleep pile ive drawn. i never posted my favorite i dont think #i am just all about sleep and cuddle piles. did u know swatchlings love to sleep in piles (headcanon) #if one bird falls asleep in the cafe the odds are very good that one or two more will join them #theres a pile of birds in booth 4 all shoved in there haphazardly and eeping. swatch is coming with pots and pans.

[marukfe]

Tag urself if u can relate 🌊🌊🤖

#rain world #rain world lttm #looks to the moon #shes so me btw if u guys even care #rw lttm #aygdh i hate putting tags but whatevs #why does moon have a lot of tag anyways #lttm #ok thats it have a nice day #i just got bored dw #i prolly need to make a separate blog for meme content

[poisoned-pearls]

✨📣 Cheerleader Azula!! 📣✨*

*please note NRC has no official cheer team and Azula Ashengrotto is not a sanctioned cheerleader in any capacity. None of her cheers are approved by the school board and her actions do not reflect the schools as a whole

#Jamiazu #azujami #ashenviper #Azul ashengrotto #twst azul #fem azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #twst jamil #fem Jamil viper #Twst #twisted wonderland #“Go Jami! (Fuck everyone else!)” was the cheer #My god she’s manifesting marriage #She custom ordered that outfit btw #Got one for riddle too (florid. Riddle does not wear it)

[gulducock]

look at this pic i found on twitter

#mine #hi heres my star trek take for today #does anyone else feel a little teeny bit weird when peeople talk abou t #wait ok hold on spoilers for s7 of ds9. dont read ahead ok #does anyone feel weird when peopeple joke about how kai winn and dukat were such a good couple when he like. raped her #like i know why they do but did no one think about that whole story arc hard enoigh to realize what he did to her #explicitly stated on screen. like thats verbatim unconcensual sex what happened and everyones liek its funny because dukats funny #and kai winn is a bitch which she is but also idk. does this make sense #ok thats my thought this have nothing to do with the abive image #i just didnt want to make this into a text post :| anyohe else get scared when dukat is on the scren #okay goodbye. im rewatching viyager btw not fr im just putting it on for comfort whenever i feel sick which is often LOL! but like on n off #can we make the doctor more popular than data =. keep going warriors

[cemeterything]

one of these days someone is going to ask me to name a woman who inspires me and i'll be just not mentally engaged enough to say james fitzjames and only realise what i've done when they pull out their phone, look something up, and then look back at me with a baffled expression and say "the 19th century naval officer?"

#🐉 #she does inspire me btw. to not be like her. #except in fashion sense #me: *about to tell a lie that will inevitably come back to bite me in the ass later* #my guardian angel (taking the form of james fitzjames from amcs the terror #in an attempt to get me to listen to her: do we not think that this might grow to define and have a detrimental effect on our sense of self #fitzjames