#she gives a tiny speech before she leaves basically telling them theyre idiots and to let her know if they ever need anything

[thespineoftherighteous]

aftg au where everything is exactly the same except instead of neils slightly crazy long lost uncle its his crazy long lost grandma

#imagine that scene where neil gets saved from nathaniel..instead of stuart a tiny gray haired pearl wearing old lady comes in blasting- #a machine gun #also ik stuart never really met the foxes (right?) but in this au his grandma does #shes kind of snappy and a bit rude but the foxes like her and also shes neils grandma so duh and when she hears all the shit theyve each- #been through she takes a liking to them..her favs are allison and andrew and she tells them as much but tbh it changes w every new kid she- #talks to #in the two hours she spent w them she asked aaron why he was so short six times. just aaron. instead of pissing him off tho it kinda made- #him smile and he tried to come up w a new answer each time while andrew just smirked at him #kevin calls her 'maam' and she very sternly tells him that thats enough of that #the foxes are all shook when neil Gives Sass and his grandma goes 'now i know youre not talking to me like that boy' and he just apologizes #before she leaves she asks Neil if he needs money or anything and he says no but she still opens her purse and forces hundred dollar bills- #into everyones hands (my grandma essentially does this whenever my friends come over around the holidays) #some try to protest but she just glares at them #she gives a tiny speech before she leaves basically telling them theyre idiots and to let her know if they ever need anything #after she leaves theyre all kinda overwhelmed until aaron breaks the quiet by saying 'neil your grandma is so much cooler than you' #(he uses this with neil for years after) #anyway #neil josten #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #nicky hemmick #matt boyd #renee walker #kevin day #allison reynolds #dan wilds #mine aftg