jackie & wilson ā e. hewson
pairing āelijah hewson x fem!reader
summary āa little peak into raising a girl with elijah (and her three annoying uncles)
inspired by this ask
everyone say thank you to @whoetoshaw for helping me with this because if there's one thing we will do, it is take baby fever to the next level
we'll steal her lexus, be detectives, ride 'round picking up clues. we'll name our children, jackie and wilson, raise 'em on rhythm and blues
she's the most loved girl in the world but she was not planned š
THAT BEING SAID
as soon as it sets in with everyone that you're pregnant, they're obsessed with preparing to make her have the best life
the first thing robert asked when you told him was if you'd call her 'robin'
he kept asking
even after she was born and named
"you can always change it, you know. look at that smile, she's such a robin!"
she'd be such an angel baby
so beautiful too
UGH everyone is obsessed with her
josh is her fav uncle
the others take that very personally
the inhaler ig gets spoiled with the odd picture of eli holding her up like simba during soundcheck, her passed out on josh, ryan sitting her on his knee and letting her 'play' drums, and robert blank staring anyone who comes near him when he's holding her
speaking of
robert is such a clingy uncle
he'll always go on "she's always stealing my spotlight š„±š„±šš" and then he's throwing a fit the second anyone tries to take her off him
fans are obsessed with her
if you're ever going into a venue and you've got her with you fans go crazy
respectfully ofc
at least one person has brought a special baby cowboy hat for her š«¶š„ŗ
she'd be such a smiley baby
if you or eli ever need a break, and she's in a hyper mood, pass her off to ryan, and he'll have her giggling for an hour
but onto elijah
he's such a good dad
so so awkward in the beginning
poor guy is just afraid of messing up
after the first month or so he's a natural
he's obsessed with her
she'd be such a daddy's girl
he is wrapped around her finger
HOWEVER
when she gets older he can and will embarass her whenever she brings a date home
he'd fall 10 times more in love with you
like omg you were already the most perfect person but now you've given him a new reason to live??? are you even real?????
his family would be so helpful
they'd be giggling over him being so stiff holding her in the beginning but they'd help him and be so proud when he finally gets the hang of it
eve will not let up on him abt marrying you
"so when are you getting the ring?" just after she helps him put the baby down for a nap
soon xx
goes without saying that she's got at least one song written about and/or named after her
overall, you love your little perfect family and your little perfect family loves you š«¶š«¶
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Lookism at the Zoo
Time for some nonsense (I miss the slice of life days and I have too much time on my hands)
Daniel: he's just happy to be here. We've already seen him at Notte World. Another school trip? With friends? Cute animals? Fun memories? SO EXCITED !!!!
Jay: whereever Daniel goes, he goes. Any part of the zoo is his fave when he gets to look around with Daniel. Makes the group take a lot of pics of both of them for the memories. Considering hiring out the zoo so him and Daniel can go alone another time
Zoe: also tags along with Daniel and Jay but feels like a third wheel. If only little Daniel was here... Daydreaming about being with little Daniel then getting angry and flustered with herself
Joy: competing with her bro for Daniel's attention. Tries to wander off with just him on their own but no chance with Jay and Zoe around
Crystal: gives some structure to the Daniel harem. She's excited to look around, and actually gives the group some direction on where to go
Mira: loves any cute animals. Not a fan of reptiles, creepy crawlies or amphibians and stays clear. Fluffy? Yes they're for her. Definitely not interested in feeding time!
Zack: who cares about the zoo as long as Mira is here. Trails after her and treats this as another 'date' (even if they hang around in a group most of the time). Tries to get Mira to walk through the bat cave hoping that she'll cling to him lol
Vasco: Any and all parts of the zoo is his fave! Bears YEP. Tigers YEP. Some random birds YEP. Wait holD ON KANGAROOS!?!?OMG JACE LETS CLIMB IN THE ENCLOS-
Jace: he's happy Vasco is happy, but honestly a bit of a headache keeping him safe. Gets dragged along by Vasco to get his face painted. Loves elephants. Intelligent, herd animals with big ears š„°
Eli: misses Yenna, would much rather spend time at the Zoo with his little baby. Already planning a trip out with her to see all the animals soon
Vin Jin: glasses too dark, no idea what he's looking at
Mary: Vin's reluctant guide. She wants to look around everywhere but that idiot has tinted his glasses AGAIN. God she really can't take him anywhere. Has a soft spot for elephants
Johan: this poor little guy. He likes seeking out animals with a social structure that looks after each other (he just so lonely and misses his momma). Elephants, orangutans, chimps. Watching otters hold hands makes him sad š„ŗ Misses Miro and Eden. Gives them extra snuggles and treats
Big Deal: ok first why are they at the zoo, second how can they afford it, third this is my headcannon so Sammy is included
Sinu: wandering around like Vasco 2.0. He doesn't remember ever feeling like a kid or not worrying about Big Deal, so this is a big day for him. Cries on Jake at the end of the day
Jake: happy to be wandering around without having too many worries for the day. That's for tomorrow Jake to worry about. Finally gets to spend some time with Sinu and Big Deal just like the old days. Teaches Jerry about the different animals and reads the signs and placards with him
Samuel: kicked out for smoking
Gun: doesn't care for the zoo. Full on safari or nothing. Wants to see them out in the wild and survival of the fittest. Ideally wants to see an apex predator hunt for their prey
Goo: same as Gun but loves killer whales. Insanely strong and sadistic, wonder why he likes them... Otherwise he likes dragging Gun to the camels and trying to get him spat on
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I IMMEDIATELY need more the teen mom! Reader x hawk. Itās so fucking cuteš„ŗ
Low-key love Dad!Hawk/Teen Mom!Reader, because we all know he's a softy.
P.s. If yāall want any other characters with this just let me know in my ask box. I love this fluffy shit.
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ā¢Hawk literally will do anything for this kid, literally anything. He goes as far as blowing off training to do stuff that involves the baby.
ā¢What do you mean they are sick? Coughing and bowing snot bubbles and won't stop crying? Hawk is skipping practice to go pick up the babys prescription at the drug store. He's even going to grab a little toy, maybe a new stuffed animal for them while he's at it. He's going as fast as he can to grab the stuff so Reader isn't all alone with a crying sick baby.
ā¢Hawk is the kind of dad to buy stuffed animals all the time. He can't stop getting them for the little bugger. When he goes to golf-n -stuff he can't help but get a stuffed animal with his tickets, even if Reader isn't there he will get one without thinking about it. Talking about drugstores, he's definitely that ādadā who always grabs a stuffed animal from one of those $5 bins in the store. It's just something about seeing the baby's face light up everytime he brings them a new one that makes his heart melt. There room/nursery is covered with them.
ā¢Hawk was secrecy scared that the baby might be afraid of him because of his scar. He's seen to many movies where kids are scared of people with scars, both facial and body ones. He thought about going as far as buying make up or stealing some from his mom to cover his lip scar, but he chickens out. When he holds the baby for the first time and they just smile at him, maybe even giggle at him, heās sold. I think his heart breaks open just a little when they first touch his scar, they donāt scream or cry, they just pat at his top lip and smile.
ā¢Loves dates where the baby gets to come with them. Sometimes he has to be specific with āNo you donāt have to try and find a babysitter, I want to take BOTH of you out.ā He never gets over the smile Reader has when he says it, because he knows she feels a little insecure about being a single mom sometimes. But he loves them both and he never wants her to feel like that, because he wants her, and her baby.
ā¢Heās the guy who takes them out to a nice dinner at a nice restaurant. If anyone looks at them weird or side eyes the baby, Hawk is glaring right back at them. No one is going to look at his kid like that, parents can go out and eat to. He's bouncing them on his leg if they get fussy or upset at dinner. Don't tell Reader but he def let's them have a finger full of chocolate sauce from his dessert when she's not looking.
ā¢Talking about food, when they are allowed to start trying new foods, Hawk is ready and excited. You will probably never see someone so excited about watching a baby get covered in spaghetti. Definitely does the thing where he takes whipped cream and shots some in his mouth then letās the baby mimic him and put some in their mouth. Laughs so hard when they stuff their little hands in their mouth trying to keep the sweet cream in their mouth. Sticky fingers for days.ļæ¼
ā¢He tells his mom that he is dating someone but he doesnāt tell her about his gf being a single teen mom. He doesnāt want her bothering him or his gf over it. (Everyone Headcanons that Eli mom is all sweet, but I have a feeling she would nag at Eli for going out with someone with a kid. Idk she gives me āyou need to be a kid- you should get married and have a kid- she might even pull a āyou donāt need someone weighing you downā sheās nice when Eli is older but overbearing when heās a teen.)
ā¢When Daniel and Johnny find out, Johnny is shitting his pants. Johnny couldnāt handle Robby in his late 20s-early 30s, how was Hawk out of all people doing it so well? Daniel thinks watching Johnny have a crisis is funny. Daniel and Amanda are helle supportive. Daniel thinks that itās extremely honorable that Hawk didnāt cause a huge scene over Reader having a baby, explaining quickly about how it was in the 80s. Amanda thinks itās sweet to watch him with the baby, Amanda may have a issue with buying stuff for the baby and sending it to Reader. Amanda likes babyās like a lot. Johnny tryās to be supportive but, he literally knows jack shit about raising kids. (Insert Robby side eyeing him the whole time)
ā¢He loves it when Reader brings the baby to the dojo. Not just for practice, but he likes it when he gets to see the two of them playing outside. He loves watching them play with the grass outside he dojo or watching Reader point out different fish in the pond. Hawk is slowly starting to enjoy the peace and quite after the dojo war ends. Reader and baby are a plus.
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yk that one meme of the kid smiling with his tongue outā¦ literally me bc you posted alexiaās version first (i mean the poll majority voted for itā¦ i personally did not) š¤ i feel like this is probably a must bc if you posted jenniās version first it would become my only canonā¦ and then iād think about everything that happens in the jenni version while i read alexiaās. also i feel like this was a punishment for the jenni agenda raiding your house time and time again (know that, despite me furthering the jenni agenda, i only knocked on your door nicely! but i guess i added to their attack by sending u the long asks loll)
alright, hereās my sorry disclaimer again bc i always feel like iām being annoying sending u the longest message ever
starting this part with bambiās overall confusion furthers my point from last time! sheās a little girl and would likely choose her current favourite but still š„ŗ itās important to have her included or at least informed (probably by eli, because sheās the best at being unbiased) by everything thatās going on. justice for my girl. thinking the doorās grown and the intrusive thoughts about the doorknocker? the recurring mental notes that jenniās gone back to mexico? poor bambiās overcome with anxiety and this should have been avoided by letting her know what was going on.
i donāt even know how to express the way i was feeling through the entirety of bambi returning to alexiaās house but itās something akin to the unsettling fear you get when you know somethingās going to happen in a horror movieā¦ and if thatās how i feelā¦ how does bambi feel? itās so awful that she goes through her own mental checks to try and understand and accept everything as itās presented to herā¦ i feel like it will further her lack of self-confidence. i hope she doesnāt internalize the āit is what it isā mindset so much that she is unable to discern when people take advantage of her and sheās left to accept the things that happen to her even if it isnāt right. teen!bambi i am watching you. with love and care and kindness (and so i can report back to alba and jenni in case anything happens)
i think i figured out the shattered train metaphor for this narrativeāit could be alexia! alexia whoās had something difficult happen to her (ie. her pregnancy and initial stages of having bambi, this entire disaster of neglect, nearly losing it at the sight of her child being intubatedāleading to the shattering of the train) but with love and time sheās patched up (by olga and jaume) and sheās able to return back to bambi in the end.
had the train been kept safe, or even now as itās patched together by olga, it remains ever-present in bambiās life. i imagine itās in bambiās bedroom now on her bedside like it was in the hospital. what matters now is bambiās perceptions of itāand thatās where i think the doorknocker becomes very symbolic. no one uses itānot alba, not eli, and the only person who seems to notice it is bambi.
bambi is very similar to the doorknocker. we see she questions why no one chooses to use itāit functions the same way as the doorbell after all, and i think thatās symbolic of alexia āforgettingā her and essentially how everyone becomes so focussed on āwhatās best for bambiā (ie. using the doorbell) and overlooking bambiās perceptions/emotions (ie. not using the doorknocker.) idk if iām making much sense but in this narrative, bambi decides sheāll give some attention and love to that doorknocker. she chooses to acknowledge that doorknocker (she chooses to acknowledge her feelings) and to me thatās symbolic of bambi truly allowing alexia in and letting herself be loved by her once again.
this part works in alexiaās initial decision in injured vii (where she tells eli not to bring bambi back.) it also brings us full circle with olga and her uncertainties about her relationship with bambi. both of them have gone through some developments with bambi and itās nice to see that this ending nurtures bambiās love for trains and allows her to spend time with them as an entire family <3 justice for jenni though. dw jenni, iāll make my way over to the airport and come pick u up.
in the end? youāre awesome, iāve loved this entire series with alexia, but iām very excited for jenniās part. š¤ also, though i understand albaās feelingsā¦ does she ever come around? based if she doesnāt. but does bambi ever intervene when sheās older? does eli? does alexia try harder for albaās forgiveness?
also my list of PSās!
the tulips you added to the front of the house? perfection. theyāre for you <3 š·because youāre awesome! and perhaps one for my other bestie anon. bc youāre awesome too :)
CODI FLOWERS CODI FLOWERS!!!! and codiās cows! <3
dark red and green. so real of you. best taste fr ā„ļø
alexia being so sure. SO SURE that in her prime sheād have scored against princesse <3 #1 fan natalia is my favourite too. u have me in the biggest chokehold with natalia, princesse, teeny, pequenita, and bambi š PRINCESSE BALLON DāOR! my goat. THE goat.
also. u putting a long anon tag under those HCs made my day. made my week. made my entire year. made my entire life. i absolutely love all your works so so so much <3
Long anon! Of course you deserve your own tag! ā¤ļøš·ā¤ļøš·
Teen!Bambi definitely becomes a bit of a people-pleaser. She tries so hard to make everyone proud and it's definitely easy to take advantage of that as she grows up.
I love your analysis of each part! I'm a big fan of the Death of the Author style analysis and I love seeing how you interpret what I've written. I can't even explain how much I love it! ā¤ļø
Alexia and Alba's relationship kind of gets better but it's never good. They can be in a room together and they can interact but Alba never fully forgives Alexia and she's always wondering how Bambi might have turned out if Jenni had raised her.
(Laia Codina is my favourite underrated Arsenal girlie. As soon as I get my paycheck, I'm buying her Arsenal shirt).
(Of course, Alexia believes she would have scored the penalties in her prime. She won't hear a word against it. Princesse's just getting lucky).
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In the wake of dawn...(D, no.22)
Hello, all you beautiful peopleš„°
This is a suggestive drabble
Hope you enjoy~
Prompt 23: a kiss on the space between collarbones
Gavin x F!reader
Heās awake even before the alarm rings, he always is. He has to go though he wishes he could stay toasted under the blankets wrapped around them and the warmth of her body. Outside, it continues to rain, not the deluge that chilled the air earlier, but a soft rhythmic rain that has the mysterious ability to lull him back to sleep.Ā
His movements are light, gently moving her hand away but it wakes her. She grumbles, hand returning to slap against his chest. His fingers tangle in her hair, ruffling it.Ā
āI have to go,ā Gavin utters softly.
āNo,ā she whines and places her head atop his chest, weight shifting against him. She continues laying there, relishing the pleasure she feels from his caresses. Lazily, his fingers travel down her spine, back and forth.Ā
āSorry,ā he says and goes to kiss her head but she looks up, pouting. āIāll be back at six today, as early as I can. Then my night belongs to you,ā he goes to have his morning kiss but she looks away, shoving her bop of messy hair into his face.
Swiftly he avoids the āattack,ā chuckling. Feeling a little mischievous, the fingers on her spine go to her hips and itās one second too late before she realises. Because by then sheās laughing and struggling against him, trying to free from his locked grasp.
āOK! OK!ā she blurts out, panting and laughing from the ticklish surprise. Too bad for the officer, sheās yet to admit defeat.Ā
āHmm, youāre one naughty man, Gavin,ā she says, voice oozing sexiness. She wears a sultry gaze and he knows heās not leaving the bed until she has her way.Ā
She taps her nails from the dark trail slowly inching forward to his collarbones where she kisses the space between them. Her lips move up to his open ones, her fingers circle his nipple before moving the opposite.Ā
āBaby, not now,ā he pleads, thereās no way this will end quickly. He groans when she grasps him, semi hard and throbbing. All thoughts of leaving early have gone out the window as he surrenders to her whims.Ā
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The group receives a text from their Commander explaining he will be late today and everyone is shocked, it is out of the Commander's character. Everyone wonders why. Maybe not everyone. Eli, with unfortunate speed guesses it and begins to wonder yet again why he has no girl to make him run late.Ā
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A/N: Thank you for readingā¤ļø
This was supposed to be short and SFW but I guess it just happened. Making the reader feel clingy and possessive. Also poor Eliš„ŗ
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Hawk x chubby reader hcs how she comforts him after the fight between him and Demitri(school fight) and takes care of his wounds? Even maybe she kisses his lip scar all the time because it just reminds them both how much of a fighter he actually is? Itās corny but I love Eli/Hawk so fucking muchx
You're So Strong
Slightly Angsty & Fluff Headcanons ā Fem!Chubby!Reader ā minor descriptions of injury
I love him too š„ŗš tbh I kind of struggled with this one, so I hope it's good, anon.
After the school fight, Hawk feel pretty defeated. Not only that, but he's achy all over and he pretty cut up thanks to that damn trophy case.
Despite not wanting to be seen by anyone who witnessed the fight, he goes to the only person he wanted comfort from: his girlfriend.
He knows he can go to her for anything; she'll listen to him and understand, unlike others. Her patience is comfort in of itself. So when she asks him how he's feeling after everything went down and he doesn't immediately say anything, he at least knows she isn't judging him.
As she stands in front of him, between his legs as she holds his face with gentle hands and cleans his wounds, his hands rest on her waist. She's like a cuddly teddy bear, but way better. His hands are also cold and she's warm, so he'll slip his hands under her shirt to warm up his fingers.
She apologizes when he winces and he mumbles how it isn't her fault. He doesn't push the blame onto anyone verbally, but he's scowling as he thinks of Demetri...
She's careful to bandage him up and is just so tender with him, he's so soft by the time she's done. He's looking up at her with the biggest puppy dog eyes ever and she leans down and kisses his bruises.
As she gets to his scar, she whispers, "you're so strong, Eli."
He wants to scoff, but only mutters, "no I'm not. I lost what should have been an easy fight."
"Your strength isn't measured in how many fights you win."
He doesn't say anything and hugs her, resting his head against her soft belly. He just closes his eyes and they take a moment to hold each other. There's no words to express how appreciative he feels to even have her in his life, let alone get to call her his girlfriend.
Before they move to the bed for some cuddles, he lets her wash his hair. It helps him relax; her fingers raking through his hair and washing out the gel and product feels so nice. She towel dries it and brushes it for him, knowing he's tired and needs to rest.
When they cuddle, he lays half on top of her, his head on her chest and one leg between hers. He wraps his arms around her and hold her, gently squeezing her rolls on occasion like a squishy. He also wants her to play with his hair, but won't say it out loud, which is okay. She knows.
After a while, he'll finally tell her how he feels. From losing his fight with Demetri to what happened to Miguel. He's going through all the emotions, from anger to guilt and trying to cope. It's a lot on his shoulders on top of his hurt ego.
He doesn't know what can be said, the situation so complicated and difficult. He closes his eyes, half expecting no response, but then she tilts his head up to have her look at him.
"You've already been through so much and I know this seems bad now, but this isn't gonna last forever. It's okay. You're gonna get through this, and I'll be right here with you."
He support makes him feel good about it, even the worst of it, and if she still believes in him, then that's really all he needs. Deep down, he'll always know she's there for him.
They eventually fall sleep in each other's arms and he snuggles into her like she's his personal pillow. He's okay and he's going to be okay.
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Quick, wives as songs from Mean Girls the musical!
I'll try my best, but I am never quick, please be patient š„ŗ
Fern: What's Wrong With Me (reprise)
I just found myself relating to those lyrics, also I have no idea what other song to use for myself š¤
Fweebie (@fweebie): It Roars
It's a fun song, and I think it fits since Fweebie is our newest member. Entering the Fam must've been a difficult adjustment hehe
Ari (@piscesgirl2020): Stupid With Love
Ari is stupid with love for Matthew, and he's the same for her š
Scout (@a-dorky-american) I See Stars
She's sweet and she sees stars because of Alfred's flag and all the chaos he causes š
Kat (@koolkat9): A Cautionary Tale
I feel like Kat would be the one telling cautionary tales from the chaotic Hetafam life
Eli (@elithegnome): I'd Rather Be Me
After some things Eli's dealt with, she's stayed amazing which I think goes with this song.
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When Eli divorced from his ex wife, I assume they had agreements on who had to take the kids during the week, and who on the weekends. Imagine the kids spent their week at their mom's place, and the weekend at Eli's. With them divorcing, Eli's ex wife also moved in another neighborhood that is a bit far from where she lived with Elijah.
So I can imagine Hayun going to her daddy with the cutest š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ face asking him if they could switch
"Pleeease? I just prefer staying with you more daddyš"
Elijah scoffes and smiles at the same time "Sweetheart you know I can't change that. When you'll turn 21, you're gonna live wherever you want"
"But all of my friends are hereš„ŗš„ŗI don't want to take the bus for hours to meet them!"
"You mean you don't want to take the bus to meet Kai, am I right?"
Hayun blushes like crazy and denies!
"We're not even that close! And besides, he's not even my type!"
"Sure, sure" Eli smiles before looking at his daughter "I'll talk to your mom but I don't know what she's gonna say so I can't make promises". Hayun jumps up and down and goes to hug him sooo tight!!
"So happy for a guy who's not even your type uh.."
"Daddy! Stop messing with me!"
Lol Eli would be able to see right through his baby girl šš
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Can you tell us 10 facts about Elys Herondale, please??
@dancingsunflowers-ocs š
Oh thank you for this! š My girl Elys š„ŗ
Her full name is Elisabeth Seraphine Herondale, but everyone calls her Elys
Elys and Clary know each other before canon (they live in the same neighborhood)
She didn't know about the supernatural, she was raised as a Mundane (at least of half of her life, and she doesn't remember anything before that)
She was raised by Valentine until she was like seven/eight. While Jace was sent with the Lightwoods (and everyone thought he was a Wayland), she was sent in the Mundane world!
Also, Jace and Elys were raised in different places. Elys was raised with Jonathan! (That's also why they don't know they're twins when they meet! They didn't even know each other's existence!)
Just like her brother, she's known with/goes through many many names lmao
She can speak six different languages (of course there are some where she's more skilled than others, but still...)
Of all the TMI Gang she's closer to Alec
She also gets along very well with Simon because she's a secret nerd lmao
During the TMI timeline she gets pregnant. (And then my baby boy Jack is born š„ŗ)
(Bonus: she was one of my first ocs ever and the first in the SH fandom... then everything happened and now I have 13 and more because some aren't on my masterlist yet š ocs and they all live in the same world... probably my most complicated oc project lmao. And it's all Elys' fault!)
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Teen Wolf The Movie
Be warned there will be spoilers in this post.
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Liam being in Japan is interesting.
We adore Scott interacting with children. Aw. He wants to have kids š
The sound production on this movie is awful. I had to change my sound bar to Standard instead of theatre. So weird.
Scott and Deaton seemingly running an animal shelter together is so lovely.
Scott clinging to Chris Argent is everything I needed.
JR Bourne was made for Chris Argent.
Oo Bardo. Is Allison in Bardo then? So perhaps could be cleansed and brought back?
āWell that fucking conceptā¦ā Oo. Chris Argent cursing is doing things to me. š
Scott jumping into some thousand year old ritual because of Allison feelsā¦ I donāt know. Iām not loving the regression.
Lydia doing business woman power boss work is nice. Well that turned real fast
The banshee premonitions are coming in faster. Practice and time.
Hot wiring the jeep and stealing from your dad seems like a bad move.
Mason being a cop SUCKS. Fuck that shit.
Derek being a consultant for the police department isā¦ a move.
Derek being in sad mode is also nice.
āWhy the hell does he keep taking the jeep?ā āBecause he knows I hate it.ā
oh dang! They full on demolished Oak Creek! Which makes sense.
The editing in this movie is so jarring.
Lydia and Scott hugging š„ŗ
Thereās like grass and dirt everywhere. You needed that specifically? To break concrete?
Jackson just fucking entering the scene and eating left over food is hilarious!
JACKSON AND ETHAN ARE STILL TOGETHER FUCK YEAH
Of course itās the Nemeton.
I called the Malia and Parrish thing back when the trailer hit.
RYAN KELLEYāS BUTT!!!!
Oh sheās afraid of commitment. I meanā¦ valid tbf. Coyoteās are supposed to mate for life so.
āI missed you too.ā āNo you didnāt.ā āI wanted to.ā āNow that I believe.ā
Autistic Malia.
Has Chris been possessed?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO
āDarkness you mother fucker.ā LMAO
Iām really loving the set light in the background of the forest that isnāt even concealed.
āI was only three the last time you saw me.ā oh damn 12 years
Anticlimactic little spell. But i know itās a red herring.
Oh there we go. Is this a light of life?
Yep. Thereās Allison. Oh Crystal Reed butt š
IS MELISSA A DOCTOR?!?!
Ope. There goes the fireflies. Owl City blares in the background.
āMy good friend, your dadā¦ā š„ŗ Theyāre good friends.
I see why people say this is queerbaiting Sterek again. The jeep, the awkward clumsiness.
Think this would be like being awoken from a 17 year coma? Kinda seems like it. Maybe that would have made more sense tbh.
She is a trained hunter. Of course she can and will fight back.
She thinks Derekās the alpha? Interesting.
I miss the Stiles Nogitsune.
So we just have an unlocked Kitsune at the police station? You know what? Yeah why not.
How does he have nine tails but doesnāt even know heās a kitsune?
The god forsaken tunnels.
Oo! A little Eaddy Mays.
Jackson being here for one liners is fun.
I do miss Tyler as Derek.
Ah and hereās Liam and Hikari. Is she a flame Kitsune?
Scottās out of practice but his beta is requesting help.
āYeah but Iām a nice demon.ā Yes you are baby.
Eli passes out when he sees his own fangs and claws? Lmao
Peter just inviting himself in. Of course.
āThe healing process is faster with fire.ā WITH WOLFS BANE! This is new. Why?
Jackson just wants to remind everyone heās part Kanima.
āiāll stop anyone that tries to kill an innocent 15 year old.ā DOUBT
Scott just forcing Eli to transform isā¦ a choice. Necessary but still
Oh okay it is wolfsbane. Interesting. She worked fast.
So the ONI are taking people like removing pieces from a board. But not killing them since Mason disappeared but they just straight up killed the blonde cop and now are showing up to Scottās house and with Hikari/Liam
Not the aishiteru. NOT THE AISHITERU lmao
āRemember who you are.ā okay fucking Mufasa.
And there goes Eli. bless his heart. he tried to be the bad wolf on campus.
Scott just piercing himself on the kunai. Boy. You are stupid.
āOkay you killed me, now can we talk?ā
āThereās blood.ā sir. thereās a red splotch on the ground. That ground crawling was unnecessary. But i respect Ianās commitment
Jackson pointing out theyāre Rowan trees is nice. Glad heās useful.
āWe protect those who can not protect themselves.ā
And she kicks him okay
āIf we donāt die tonight we can talk about the look.ā Ah yes the marrish we all definitely asked for.
ARE THEY SAYING ITS FUCKING ADRIAN HARRIS?!? lmao they just brought whoever they could back huh
The Allison healing Scott but using a torch isā¦ Whew.
Allison choosing to find her father is on brand. I like that.
āBecause Iām still in love with you.ā Oh man
āi was your chemistry teacher, Jackson. You fucking idiot.ā LMAO
Not a fucking 30 something year old man playing High School lacrosse.
Youāre telling me wolf coyotes would run into a werewolfās house and try to eat or maim the werewolfās child? Yeah okay
Car crashes can happen whether youāre there or not. You would still experience it.
This kinda implies that Stiles actually died.
Lmao Greenberg.
āMy friends are in trouble and itās all my fault.ā :c
āiāve killed oni before.ā āthen letās kill a few more.ā
āYou are a hellhound that burns hellfire. Now burn this fucker up.ā
I actually appreciate the amount of cursing that theyāre doing. Truly capturing the millennial adult experience.
A banshee wail taking out the Oni. Okay
And waking up Allison fully, I suppose. Kinda like what they did for Mason as The Beast. A decent parallel.
The disgust on Allisonās face at the thought of killing Scott.
I feel like three arrows is overkill. Not a fucking heart blood stain.
Oh yeah. Itās all an illusion.
How did Hikari just cover him in Fox Fire?
āSilver, you mother fucker.ā this movie is so ridiculous. / pos
lmao an alpha nogitsune. yeah okay
This sequence needed more Liam. A joke honestly
Derek: Iām cool calm and collected
Eli: Dad?!
Derek: MY SON! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SON?!
Sir, is this Finding Nemo?
I actually applaud Dyan OāBrien for not joining this mess.
āI canāt youāll both burn up.ā
Youāre fucking telling me Derek Hale holds the alpha Nogitsune while Jordan Parrish āLights this fucker up.ā
AND YOU LWT TOUR SON WATCH?!?!!?!
Hello, Iāll take, how many layers of trauma can we inflict in one stupid action for Derek Hale.
Oh yeah. A child was fucking orphaned but Allison lives. Okay. I guess.
And Scott gets to be a dadā¦ jesus fucking christ
Hoechlin said āyeah iāll come back. but on one condition. you can never bring me back ever again.ā
āIāve never seen anyone take the kind of punishment that Derek Hale took.ā
YIKES
Yeah your dad died. But hereās a jeep! That stiles gotā¦ because his mom dad.
The dead parent Jeep.
āIām not worried about the past. Because now I have a futureā¦ with himā¦ and you.ā š¤
Adrian Harris to Eichen? Yikes
Aw. Tylerās dad.
So. Uh That happened I guessā¦
lmao what am I even supposed to say or think
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Oh I totally agree. I can see Eli like watching Tommy when heās like 3 or 4 and heās playing on a fence (which he was told EXPLICITLY not to do lol) while Eli has his back turned. Then when he turns back around he sees Tommy almost slip and he raises his voice at him Bc that scared the CRAP out of him. Then Tommyās like š„ŗ and Eliās like āš„ŗ oh- oh no, donāt cry! Iām sorry! You just scared meā then they just sit there and cry for a while (mostly Eli hehe). Like Eli feels SO bad about it and he just beats himself up about it for so long Bc he just wants to be a good dad š„¹š
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yes! the farthest eli ever goes is like raising his voice at them. i feel like saying eli would be a good dad is slightly controversial due to the time and just like who he grew up with as a father, but like when i look at a character i just know whether or not theyād be a good dad and eli would be.
like jonathan crane for example? oh i believe him to be no so good of a dad every time i think about him and clara. i know she never really got expanded on but maybe one day iāll go back and share the depth and development i have for her in my head. heās not like abusive, he just doesnāt care enough than he should.
eli loves his kids because heās a preacher and obviously is like ālife is a giftā blah blah blah. i love eliās development by the time he gets to daisy like i mentioned in the pregnancy headcanons. like mans goes from being slightly uncomfortable every time you breastfeed tommy to literally insisting he must be in the room when you have daisy. swoonš„¹
i could go on and on about eli as a dad all day UGH you always make me think sunflowerššš
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Are requests open? If so can I request Andrew with a child reader platonic of course, if that too much to ask?
Pins// Nah, it isnāt! Itās a cute prompt, so I canāt deny,,,, Ć³wĆ² šø
Andrew Kreiss with a Child! Y/N {platonic}
Header via Identity V Official Twitter
{Headcanons/Scenarios}
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Andrew will get super confused-
Like- WHY IS THERE A CHILD IN THIS DANGEROUS MANOR???
He didnāt want the child to get closer to him, but you insistently got attached to him and follow him like a lost ducky anywayā¦ xāDD
Instinctively, he gets a feeling of protecting you as much as he can when heās around. He canāt imagine you get hurt in the matches,,,
Might get hostile if a hunter ever touches a piece of the childās hair-
It took some time for him to get used to physical contact when holding your tiny hand-
Yet, he has to since he doesnāt want you to get lost in every map,,, :ā0
24/7 gets worried about where you are when being spawned in a map-
Ms. Nightingale felt bothered by his constant worries, so she gave him a combo between him and you. (Where you or him get teleported once in each otherās location when necessary- canāt be boosted bc it would be kinda op-)
I can imagine a scenario of child! Y/N dragging Andrew anywhere as he holds your hands and lets them drag him as if theyāre his giant teddy bear. Like when you want him to see something in China Town, or look at the crystals with him in the Golden Cabe map.
Teddy bear Andy= Surprise hugs from the child Ć¹wĆŗ
At first, Andrew would pull back almost immediately or awkwardly stay still.But over the weeks, he get used to it and would hug you silently with little hesitancy along with a pat on your head.
He may not immediately notice, but once he starts playing and hanging out with to entertain you, he realizes you remind him of his younger selfā¦ qwq
He then occasionally sobs at the memories of him and his mom,,,, š„ŗ(making the poor child confused and concerned for him,,,)
He starts to get the habit of carrying the child in one arm when running around the map, even outside the āgamesā.
The people he often hang out with(Victor, Luca, Eliā¦) find the sight very endearing and adorableā¦
Might break if the child does sweet, innocent things for him; giving him a flower with a lovely smile, lend him your favorite plushy to comfort him, hug him whenever you greet, or have your tiny hands gently touching his scarred face,,, š„ŗ
Goes āno noā to you if he catches you playing with his shovel, too heavy for you- xāD
At rare moments, he would call you ālittle Angelā or āButtercupā. But heāll often stick with your name.
If you ever call him āpapaā, heās going to die insideā¦
Luca// Hey Andrew! Can I be the uncle- :D
Andrew// N-No!
Y/N // Paā¦!
Andrew// What do you like to say, Y/Nā¦?
Y/N // Papa! :3
Andrew//
Andrew//
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VoicePlay: Wicked Medley review
Before I get into the actual review, I want to say that when I first heard this medley I wasn't really familiar with Wicked at all. Then a while ago, I listened to the official soundtrack so I could get more context for VP's arrangement, and. Holy crap guys. Having that context gave me SO MUCH MORE appreciation for it (you'll see what I mean if you keep reading). I would highly recommend listening to the original Wicked soundtrack, if not for the extra context then just because it's just an amazing musical in and of itself.
Now, enough about that. Let's get to the review:
0:00 - Cesar did not have to put this much soul into this first song but he did and I'm eternally grateful
0:27 - Same goes for Eli, like DANG
0:36 - Ooh those harmonies!! I freaking love it when harmonies go from being relatively simple to complex like that
0:38 - Emoni coming in clutch with her lil solo, man I missed her so much lol
0:44 - Love the vocal painting on the word "lonely", as in how Geoff and Layne drop out to make the word literally sound lonely š
0:55 - Ok Geoff, I hear you with that subtle double octave jump in the background there š
1:07 - Nothing like some awesome runs to kick off a new song, amiright??
1:14 - Rachel's acting is amazing! Going into this I didn't know what character she was portraying, but she really sold the innocent eagerness of Elphaba at this part. In other words, I could understand the story perfectly without actually knowing the story š
1:41 - Ok Eli, go off with that crazy riff!
1:58 - Geoff's subharmonics will never get old š
2:12 - Layne's fills will also never get old š
2:20 - I have no idea how they coordinate the ritardando (slowing down) to transition, but MAN they make it sound effortless
2:22 - Emoni puts *just* the right amount of sass into Glinda's solos, I love her so much
2:38 - Cesar š„ŗ
2:41 - Layne š
2:51 - I'm pretty sure Layne's ingressive phonation here (i.e. the weird sound he makes) is taken from VP's ACA Top 10 Broadway, which is a great callback! You can really hear how much he's improved since then š
2:52 - Love the addition of One Short Day in the background!
3:03 - Boom, crash, bam boom! Kidding! (iykyk)
3:11 - YESSS, go off, Emoni!
3:14 - And now, Geoff's audition for an over-the-top happy-go-lucky Broadway character š
3:16 - Eli. Sir. You are a high tenor. HOW ARE YOU DOING THE BASSLINE. (He's so underappreciated smh)
3:25 - Maybe it's just me, but that "bum bum bum" has big Mr. Sandman vibes and I absolutely love it
3:37 - VIBE CHECK (this whole part is an absolute bop, especially compared to the original. Not to say the original isn't good, because it's awesome, I just mean stylistically lol)
3:43 - Cesar are you actually ok š
3:45 - Seems like Geoff is wondering the same thing lol
4:05 - LOVE how they used lyrics from Defying Gravity as a transition, it's not in chronological order and it's not even the next song in the medley, but it works so well in the narrative they're telling in their version, and it's just so creative
4:12 - I freaking love bell tones š (the "dm dm dm's")
4:20 - Love how everyone decrescendos into silence for Emoni's solo, sometimes less is more and this is definitely one of those times. You don't often hear silence from everyone but the soloist in a cappella (except at the very beginning of a song), but here it's really effective because it lets Emoni's words really hit home
4:33 - I love Cesar's tone here so much, I can't really describe it but it's so good š
4:40 - THEIR BLENDDDDD ugh they sound so good together
4:56 - Ok maybe I'm reading WAY too into this, but I love how Rachel and Emoni start the line in harmony and end it in unison, because it parallels Elphaba's and Glinda's unlikely friendship - starting off not really liking each other, but growing to become best friends. Idk if that was the intention arrangement-wise, but if so it's absolute genius š
5:30 - You cannot convince me that Cesar and Geoff aren't singing that line directly to each other. You Cannot
5:34 - Ok, again, I'm probably reading way too much into this lol but whatever. I freaking LOVE this transition, because unlike before, the line starts in unison and ends in harmony, showing how Elphaba has changed as a person and is actually very different from Glinda. And then that's followed by the lyric "I have been changed". And both of those things make for a PERFECT transition into Defying Gravity, which is all about how Elphaba has changed and is starting a new chapter in her life, so to speak. So yeah idk if that was intentional but it's how I'm interpreting it and I think it's absolutely amazing
5:47 - these HARMONIES!!! Ugh they give me chills every time lol
6:05 - Ok, Defying Gravity might be one of my favourite VP songs ever (or parts of a song, in this case). The arrangement is so energetic and complex, and there are so many awesome little details, and Rachel is such a freaking powerhouse, it just fires me up so much š
6:12 - Love Geoff's subharmonic followed by a cool little riff!
6:35 - Those staggered "dm's" (idk what else to call them lol) that everyone's doing are SO impressive. Everyone has to have perfect timing, especially if they're on the off beat, and it's so fast and tight and sounds completely effortless, it's amazing
6:43 - Sure, go even higher than the already-very-high original. Because Rachel can just Do That
6:55 - Love the contrary motion (i.e. some people go up and some people go down)!
7:05 - Nice callback to the beginning of the medley!
7:13 - EPIC final chord progression, not to mention the crazy range of the very last note (Db1 - F5)!
Final Thoughts:
Eli really outdid himself on the lighting for this one!! I think there was something different for all 8 songs, not including the bubbles during Popular. Idk how he does it but he does it so well š
Normally my favourite VP songs are the more theatrical ones where they dress up and everything, but I have to say, this arrangement and performance is SO AMAZING, itās in my top 5 favourite VP songs ever. The fact that it only has about 300k views is an absolute crime - Geoff didnāt spend LITERAL YEARS on it for it to get this little attention š so if you feel so inclined, please go give it some love!
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Okay so I know that Elliot was like "I want to find balance in this...whatever this is" and Olivia said "let's call it friendship" or whatever but was there another thing that happened in the last episode that I'm missing? I feel like something big happened that I need to know about
Ok a lot happened lmao let me try to break this down:
Olivia's best friend came back to defend Wheatley at the trial for killing Kathy, and Olivia was big mad about it ("I feel betrayed by you") and Wheatley got off. It was revealed in open court, in front of his children, that Elliot kissed Angela and she said she was in love with him (these poor kids. First Elliot says he loves Olivia and then Angela says she loves Elliot. They're going thru it). Olivia yelled at Elliot for not asking about what she'd been through while he was gone and called him out for their relationship being a one way street with her always supporting him and him not giving back and she dragged his ass over the letter. When she asked him why he gave it to her he said I guess I just didn't know how to begin š„ŗ
Eli got overwhelmed by the trial, ran away, got framed for murder - presumably orchestrated by Angela - who gasp! Has been faking being crippled/mentally compromised by the poison - and or her daughter - Elliot and Olivia had to go on a road trip to save him and co parent him and they held hands in the car, and Elliot, remembering what Olivia said to him, asks who she's been with, she reveals that Ed was important to her but does not tell Elliot that Ed is Tucker, Olivia says how about we call it a friendship for now and Elliot immediately says hey my friend Olivia in the sweetest voice and invites her and Noah over for a family Christmas party and Olivia says can I think about it but she's all breathless and heart eyes, we see the Christmas party only when Elliot goes to open the door to Olivia and Noah it's not them but his boss who says something like I've got some bad news and fade to black but if you ask me I think the bad news is just that Wheatley isn't going to be retried (ok Rafa didn't win the case he just got a mistrial) but is instead going to be working with OC? As an informant? This is information we got in pieces from other places but I maintain that after Ayanna left there's no reason to believe Olivia and Noah didn't turn up for the party and I would like to see it.
I glossed over a lot (the Eli stuff was SO MUCH) but I think that's the highlights lmao
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KW!! just read cheeks!! tysm for taking the prompt idea!! i love it so much it was so wholesome š„ŗš„ŗš„° and yes i specifically made a throwback one when there was just eli bcs we need to see levi as first time parent more!!
Oh thank you for sending it in, and youāre welcome!
Iām so glad you enjoyed it šā¤ļø
And yes, first time parent Levi is adorable to think about. Hereās some more for you.
The first time Eli has a fever, Levi doesnāt sleep for days until it goes away.
Doesnāt mind changing diapers and will of course, make comments about shit because heās flabbergasted/fascinated at how a little tiny human can produce so much crap in one day. š
I feel like heās always thinking about his mom as he parents but especially when he had Eli because it is his first time being a parent, and he tries to think of what his mom did and if what heās doing is similar to what she did (because he thinks she did a great job even if he canāt remember much).
He does beat himself up internally if he misses milestones because of work. The first roll over, the first smile, the first laugh, giggle, etc. He wants to be there for all of that, and he probably was but Levi can be tough on himself when it comes to the people he loves and he thinks he shouldnāt miss a moment of anything.Ā
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šŗš„ŗš for the ask game :)
thank you for sending me these šš
bookish ask game
šŗ: what's a book series you love that's inspired by the culture/history of a specific country?
answer: the wolves of no world duology by romina garber
this young adult fantasy series has a big piece of my heart because it isnāt just the reader gaining insight into argentine folklore but the main character, manu, also learns more about where she comes from and whatās really significant in her culture.
not only is this series a love letter to the authorās home country, but it discusses a lot of issues that come with gender politics & immigration, showing how with as much magic & wonder there is to discover, thereās also some deep-rooted prejudices to overcome.
š„ŗ: what's a truly underrated book/series you recommend and wish the whole world would read?ļæ¼
answer: the skybound saga by alex london
also a young adult fantasy, this series has complicated sibling dynamics and is set in a vibrant world where birds play a central role in a society that both fears and respects such creatures. the books get darker and darker the more history is unfolded and secrets are revealed, anger manifesting itself in the cruelest ways among characters as they all share so much grief it blinds them until the end.
this series has two central perspectives but thereās a wide range of characters, even those who are relatively minor, that have a voice in the narrative and once you reach the finale it all just clicks. each and every one of them are victims of a violent event that goes way far back and with each puzzle piece that is uncovered, thereās so much more you come to understand about why things happened the way they did.
i canāt believe that i havenāt heard more people rave about this series.
+ common bonds: an aromantic speculative anthology, edited by claudie arseneault
knowing thereās an anthology specifically focused on aro-spec folks feels like a stroke of luck and so i canāt help but want to add on this title as well since it deserves so much more recognition, just as well as the aromantic community, because we do exist and there is a huge group of us.
this anthology doesnāt focus on how just one aro perceives their personal relationships, but covers a whole spectrum that takes place in so many different worlds and uncovers so many different dynamics it means a lot to know that it exists in this world.
š: a book/character trope you can't get enough of?
answer: family sagas & lovers to enemies
an example for the former would be books like āthings we lost to the waterā by eric nguyen & the greenbone saga by fonda lee. iām very sentimental and family does mean a lot to me so i canāt help but seek it out in fiction. where found family resonates with some (i do love that trope as well), stories focused on the highs & lows of those who share blood resonate a stronger chord with me.
an example for the latter would be victor & eli from the villains series by v.e. schwab and the darkling & alina from the shadow & bone trilogy by leigh bardugo.
with victor & eli, they never really were lovers but they did share a deep bond that rivals obsession and crawls into something much more intense once they become enemies. that kind of betrayal hits too close to not acknowledge how much potential they couldāve had if they didnāt rip themselves apart.
the same can be said for alina & the darkling as just before alina discovers the darklingās true intentions, they had their first kiss; it was something so special to them both bc it felt like they were crossing into a territory that could reveal a lot of light for the both of them. but then this secret is revealed and all that light is washed out with distrust that only further enlightens their dynamic as theyāre still incredibly drawn to one another but stand on very opposite sides due to their own pasts.
the darklina fandom does a phenomenal job with highlighting why this dynamic is so intriguing not just in fics but in headcanons, edits, and fanart as well so it feels like i can never get enough.
i just think that kind of relationship dynamic is neat.
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