#she had no idea

[newtonsheffield]

Not one of my poor coworkers who clearly wasn’t given the head’s up for the reason I had to take tomorrow off work saying

“Cheeky extra long weekend hey?”

Me: “Well I do have to go to two funerals tomorrow so I’m not sure how cheeky it’ll be”

#poor thing #she had no idea

[burymeinwillow]

I watched Little House on the Prairie ONCE a very long time ago and I really love it, but man these days I watch one episode and immedietly wanna watch Bonanza instead... Looking at Charles Ingalls just makes me miss Joe

#also abit sentimental cause my mom looooved LHOTP... when I talked to her about Bonanza and that Lil Joe and Charles was the same actor #SHE WAS SHOCKED #SHE HAD NO IDEA #and she told me she had a huge crush on him back in the day #those are very fond memories for me #(': #also in 2019 the whole fam went on a vacation to Spain and we stayed one night in this hotel and I shared room with my dad #he was flicking channels and one of the channels was showing LHOTP and I remember sitting up and yelling “WAIT I WANNA WATCH THAT” so #cue me laying on my dads bed kick my feet in the air watching LHOTP with spanish subtitles #my dad in the background like 🧍‍♂️cause he really doesn't care for old tv shows

[deadgodjess]

#she had no idea #parenting and other strange adventures #real life writes the post

[gayswithguitars]

Cannot believe I’m seeing MCR in less than a week, if you told my sixth grade self that, she would’ve FAINTED

#you mean they’re back together AND touring?? #oh yeah and ray kissed Gerard lol #she had no idea #mcr dallas #my chemical romance #mcr #gerard way #ray toro #frank iero #mikey way #danger days #three cheers for sweet revenge #the black parade #i brought you my bullets you brought me your love

[mirpamir]

I am going to hell for that

#I let her wiggle out and she thought I am friendly #she had no idea #and I was just mad cause before she left Vittorio to die on 1st hook #so instead of hooking her I made this show #dear god I feel bad but I honestly enjoyed it #dbd #dead by daylight

[whirling-ghost]

I went and socialised. I played with lego. And by played, I mean I built some cuboids. Someone told me this figure looked like someone about to jump off the side of a building. Art imitating life!

#she had no idea #but objectively hilarious #suicide tw #I'm fine my brain is just not having a good day

[gravitycoill]

lil comic i’ve had in my head for a bit

#digital art #cons art #adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake fanart #marshall lee #fionna and cake marshall lee #fionna and cake gary #fionna and cake garry #gary prince #prince gumball #ice queen #fionna and cake ice queen #gumlee #also i’ve had this idea in my head but i just used the designs n stuff from ep 9 #uurrghhh i’m also such a lil nerd like erm ice queen has a dif story from simon 🤓☝️ but IDC RN…. #like most the times i geek out about ice queen being different from ice king and how she might not be simone but whatever

[ctommyisnt]

I keep forgetting that hatsune miku isn’t mainstream. I mentioned her offhand to my coworker and she’s like ‘who?’

#I desperately showed her a picture and one of her songs #she had no idea #I don’t even care for her songs much #but the idea of people not knowing who she is makes me sick

[frndbn]

just logged into this acct and my bio still said i was 15...

#im 22 now #she had no idea #personal

[bluerosefox]

Assassin Heir? Crime Fighting Furry? NOPE NO THANK YOU!

"Danyal, its time to end this game and return with me."

Danny should had known Clockwork had something in mind when he sent him on this mission. He knew he should had been suspicious of the time keeper when he noticed the little 'this is going to be fun' smile on his face when he sent Danny off into the portal.

"Get back here you demon spawn 2.0!"

But how was he supposed to know that he'd wake up in this world version of himself in a pit full of corrupted (AND NASTY) ectoplasim at the tender age of five or that when he swam up to the surface he'd be meeting face to face with what was apparently a cult.

"-O just spotted him a block away! I'll try to cut itty bitty bridie off!"

An Assassins Cult his, new to him, loving yet a little insane mother was in charge of (though during the few months he stayed in the compound he heard rumors and gossip from maids and others alike that if his grandfather returned from the dead he'll take over once again, no doubt punish Talia for creating another heir after the failure of the last one, most likely was going to kill Danny and that... that was can of worms Danny didn't wanna deal with yet)

"Ten bucks says they try to stab RR when we get the feral thing home"

"...Losers bet...."

Danny had lived with his mother for a while after being brought back from the 'dead' for apparently the first time, it turned out training a five year old with an actual sword and a dumbass hidden revenge seeking teacher was a terrible idea.

"I swear if this one tries to murder me like the others I'm asking Zatanna if there is a curse on me."

He dealt with her high demands of perfection, the endless training, and the constant comparisons to his apparent older brother Damain... Who didn't know Danny, or rather Danyal existed.

Nor did his father (when Danny, using his powers he's kept hidden since 'waking' up in this Realm, he sneaked his way around the base and discovered how he came into the world. And tbh he couldn't blame his mom how she made him, she was an assassin first and foremost, being naturally pregnant would had painted a target on her for to long... but he also felt it was unfair and an asshole move on his unsuspecting father as well)

"As your elder brother I demand you to stop running!"

Now don't get him wrong, he did like his new mother (total badass assassin lady and all that) and he knew she loved him in her own... deadly way. But yeah, she really shouldn't be taking care of kids. He could tell she struggled with wanting to be a normal mother but her first instinct after so many years was to be an assassin first.

Something she was trying to engrave into Danny with as well.

"Ah, hello Beloved. I see you've learned of our Danyal."

"Talia. Back away from him and leave Gotham now."

"I can not do that. The League needs an heir and since Damian refuses to return... I have decided to create a new one and I shall not be leaving until he returns with me."

"Talia."

Hence why when Danny, or rather Danyal al Ghul had gotten decent control over his powers he decided to leave the League. Again nothing wrong with the life his mom leads, to each their own, but he... really, really didnt want to be an assassin. Or an assassin heir.

So here he was, after almost a year on the run, using his powers and training to out smart and out maneuver his mother and her many band of Assassins, in Gotham. One of the last places he ever wanted to run to cause he knew his father and brother lived here.

It was just his luck that his mother had managed to intercept his train ride that passed into Gotham for a few hours and forced him to run into the city...

Add her assassins into the mix and running into Robin, who heard from Oracle his mother had been spotted chasing a young boy across the city, that same night.

After that it became a full on "catch me if you can" chase for not only his mother but for the batclan as well.

And after two whole days of chase, it seemed like the final showdown was about to begin because everyone was on top of this rooftop, his mother and her assassins on one side, his father and the batclan on the other and Danny well... he was right in the middle of all of it.

He just had to hope no one would notice him once the fighting started...

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #basicly Danny is sent on a mission by CW #he wakes up in the DC version of himself in the pits after being killed and Talia tossing him in #he was created by Talia since shes head of the LOA now and needs her own heir #but she once again wants Bruce's bloodline in it so she used some leftover dna she still had #so no one knows Danny was created until he left about a year later #danny has his ghost powers since he took a dip in the pits #but had to relearn some control and kept it secret #he knows his mom would see it as 'the pits granted my heir its powers.' mindset #so hes been on the run #and didnt wanna go to Gotham cause... his dad dresses as a gaint bat #and dont get him started on the rest of the batfam #he doesnt wanna be an assassin or a crime fighting furry #in case some people didnt get it. the words being spoken happen when Danny is running all across Gotham away from those after him #guess who said what lol #i want danny to be completely independent and trying to take care of himself tbh #but hes still baby to everyone else #talia is slowy becoming a little unhinged due to being the Demon Head now #maybe due to the stress of it all? or maybe due to a curse? idk

[ruushes]

dancing lessons! have to pass the time at camp somehow 💃

#dragon age #dao #zevran arainai #alistair theirin #morrigan #leliana #ailill mahariel #my ocs #my art #this started w just the zev drawing. what happened #what happened was i had an idea for leli and then ofc i had to do the other two #it took me like two months to think of one for morrigan that felt remotely ic #i mean idk its remotely ic that she would dance in front of the others at all #but i wanted to draw her :)c #and unfortunately for her she cares him

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Glitchtrap really HATES Mike specifically

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #fnaf vanny #mike schmidt #glitchtrap #fnaf vanessa #security breach #fnaf help wanted #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Glitch has had ENOUGH of that Mike guy #he’s going to the internets to find out how to get rid of him BAHA #Typing through Vanessa and all #It’s so funny that this is basically canon #in FNAF AR emails we just learn Vanny was looking up murder stuff #this comic is based off that exact thing #Vanessa has no idea what she just looked up BAHA #poor Mike confused as hell

[hydrodragons]

furina imitating her fellow archons 💙

#genshin impact #genshinedit #genshinimpactedit #genshinet #furina #nahida #venti #ei #zhongli #mine* #furina* #nahida* #venti* #ei* #zhongli* #tw flashing #she's so silly i love her #i think it's so cute that they show the npcs for each nation as well 🥹 #also i had no idea which shot of zhongli to use so i just used that one bc it looked somewhat similar????? 😭😭

[bluegiragi]

monster au intros - team 141 feat. Price, Ghost, Soap and Gaz!

#laswell is just a normal human being #she doesnt need powers to keep these boys in line #also ive had the idea for this au for literal months but the soapbox series always took priority #so im really REALLY excited to be finally getting to this #also dont worry! more intros are coming soon #im planning on doing alejandro rudy graves valeria #and konig horangi and kruger respectively #monster fkers unite #monster 141 au #john mactavish #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #simon riley #captain price #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #giragi art #also feel free to send in asks about lore #i need help fleshing out the au anyway :)

[comradekatara]

“the runaway” where everything is the same except when sokka says he can’t even remember what his mother looks like, katara angrily stomps all the way into town to make a purchase, then stomps all the way back up the cliffside, and just indignantly holds up a hand mirror to sokka’s face.

#necessary disclaimer before anyone implies that this post was solely intended to be comedic #no it isn’t I am well aware of the tragic implications at play here thank you #I was very much intending to break hearts with this one :) #katara #sokka #kya&sokka #katara&sokka #actually im sure katara already owns a hand mirror #but for the purposes of this post the idea that she had to go purchase one is funnier #and she doesn’t even bother getting changed. half dressed soaking wet like ‘yes id like your cheapest mirror please’ #‘I have to prove a point to my stupid emotionally constipated brother.’

[timetodiverge]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

OMEGA YOU LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER

#she knows EXACTLY what shes doing ahahaha #TOOTHPICK SUPREMACY #omega copying the “grownups” around her is my fave running joke #OMEGA SEE OMEGA DO #omgggg Hunter's FACE #Crosshair has no idea how to take this #had to reallly get close to confirm she does in fact have a toothpick in her mouth lol #tbb #the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb omega #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter