#she hasn't moved a tiny bit for at least two days and don't spiders need food to survive idk where she'd get it

[ncityzen]

I'm very fine with living on my own but this also means I have no one to share those stupid little things you always feel like telling someone else during the day so I have to make extremely banal and uninteresting posts on here instead

#like for example #i think kendall the spider on the bathroom ceiling might actually be dead now even though she's still. there. #she hasn't moved a tiny bit for at least two days and don't spiders need food to survive idk where she'd get it #also. i really love salmon #like it's so expensive so i dont have it often but it's really one of my fave foods i had it today for lunch and I'm still thinking about it #it was so good. I'm so glad i like cooking for myself now bc i personally love everything i make and put in a lot of love 🥰 #also I'm very happy i can eat donuts now bc i found this donut place that's very popular here and they are amazing #they get new flavours every month and i can't wait to try them all they make me very happy when i can have it with tea in the morning 💗 #that is all i hope you have a nice day move on with your life #erola.txt

[uwuesque]

🌿 phenomenal plant pics 🌵

So,,,, while this blog isn't all new and all fresh anymore, I still haven't done a lot with it yet. And alas, I figured I would show my dearly beloved plants to the internet because, let's be real, you can't have enough plants on your dash, can ya mister

Steffi

I must admit, she has arguably the most horrendous name out of all of them. But she's also been around the longest, I won her at a spoken word competition about two years ago when she was just a wee little pile of sorry leaves. Not Tryna Brag™ or anything though, but she's been looking like one healthy snack lately since she's started growing this weird stem with those tiny flowers. I still don't know what kind of plant she is, and maybe she doesn't either, but that's okay; she is loved and appreciated in this Good Christian Household nevertheless. There's a lot that indicates she's a spider plant, but it's still uncertain.

Gudrun

Now Gudrun, a broadleaf, is one of my more recently acquired chlorophyll companions. My aunt and uncle came over for a visit some weeks ago, marching through the door with two large blue intimidating IKEA bags loaded with precisely three almost equally large plants, which they claimed to not be in need of any longer. Without question, I couldn't resist to ask and got my little goblin hands onto two of them as quickly as possible. Gudrun, just like the others, has gone through quite a lot of troublesome times. She's a bit wonky and a little dried out at the bottom, but I hope I'll be able to nurse her back to health again soon.

Severus

Severus Snakeplant, the Boy of My Dreams. He moved in together with Gudrun, just as wonky and wobbly as her, so of course I'm hoping for the best for him as well. I feel like he does help quite a bit combating this characteristically stuffy, salty teenage bedroom air that keeps showing up every couple of days or so, however he could grow to be a much fitter and chonkier boy in the future.

Jakob B.

Jakob B., like Steffi, is quite an old fella here. He's moved to my room about two years ago too, and hasn't really grown or otherwise changed since then. He's a very good friend, an angel's wings cactus, and awful gorgeous standing on my window sill when the morning sun comes bursting out of its closet in all colours red and yellow and orange.

Fungus & Simone de Beauvoir

Fungus and Simone de Beauvoir, both of the classification as Ficus™, are still pretty new in here. Shortly before the lockdown started here in Germany, two friends of mine and I stopped at a hardware store on our way home and went to choose a Corona Plant™, for two of us to have something to take care of in the meantime, essentially. Mine ended up being Simone. The next day, when I told my sister about her, she immediately said she wanted a ficus as well, and thus, she gave me some money to go get her one too and let me keep most of the change as a loan for my heavy efforts in exchange. She then proceeded to boldly name him Fungus. She let me put him next to Simone for company, and so that he would be sufficiently provided with light for there is an east-facing window in my room. He's still a bit smaller and slender in comparison with Simone because he stayed in our kitchen for a couple weeks first, but he's already getting better.

Hannelore

And now, last but not least, a beautiful Silver teaspoons specimen: Hannelore. She's just moved over from our kitchen to my room today, and I am very happy about it, because she's just such a sweet succulent. Apparently, she's been doing quite fine with not a lot of water, so I'll water her every couple of days, I suppose. And since she's such a tall bean already, there is hope that she'll soon grow even bigger and more marvellous than she already is. UwU

So yeah, folks

That's it

That's my collection of plants

I hope you enjoyed, idrk how to end this so

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