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kellinrk800 · 2 months
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TRISHA PAYTAS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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sbrown82 · 17 days
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WTF is happening here? 🥴🤣
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dreamypurplesky · 2 months
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trisha paytas should be given an award cuz if she keeps having babies at this rate we could abolish the monarchy in a few years
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jacqcrisis · 2 years
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Award to this man for the funniest take ever
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cocomeow · 3 months
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It's winter, so her fur is getting fuller, fluffier and chonkier again, look at my sweet little toasty baby 🍞
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frmulcahy · 2 years
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I hope Christopher Eccleston is having a good day today
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theminecraftbee · 4 months
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Etho and Grian are back at base, hysterically laughing over their achievement. Cleo sits inside, staring, as the two of them talk about getting a wither and a warden to fight, and tries to figure out what she feels about it.
In some ways it's not their fault. Task made them do it and all that. Plus--
Well, it's not like she and Etho are losing hearts anytime soon. They've both done a damn good job keeping themselves from dying. A benefit, Cleo thinks, of deciding to team with Etho this time. Between the two of them, they'll largely only do chaos they can recover from. Maybe this is their game. Maybe this time, Cleo manages to stick with someone until the very end. It looks like it. It looks like...
Grian, of course, is the confounding factor.
She wasn't going to turn him away. He needed allies. They needed someone a bit better at actually doing damage than herself or Etho. It's mutually beneficial. And, besides, he's weirdly lovable, in an inherently kind of dangerous way. A little like loving a bobcat someone had accidentally raised as a pet cat until it got a bit too big and stinky and murdery for them. Like, yeah, he shouldn't be domesticated and he's not, really, in any sense of the word, but it's a bit sad to watch him try to survive on his own now, right?
Hah. Maybe that's what Scar managed to do to him. Would explain a lot, really.
Anyway, he's her bobcat now, which is the problem.
See the thing is: Cleo understands Etho. It's why finally deciding to be partners for once felt... right. They're similar flavors of people. Scared, mostly. Survivors, but not in the 'will stab anyone' way that like, Martyn is. Loyal, although Cleo has no delusions that Etho is as loyal as she. And scared. Has she already said that? Scared. It's important to the kinds of things she and Etho are. Like... mountain lions, maybe. Mountain lions that have been around just enough people to know how dangerous they are. Like that.
God, she's only doing cat metaphors. Bdubs really is turning them all into furries.
Anyway, the point is, Grian isn't scared.
And that... terrifies her.
That's scarier than anything else. Because, see, Cleo wants to survive. But more than that, she wants her partners to survive. And she and Etho, the two of them are doing well. Better than most people. They're green and they have so many hearts.
But Grian? Grian's yellow and not afraid and goading Etho into not being afraid too. It's not their fault, exactly, Cleo thinks. They both had hard tasks. They didn't have a choice, Cleo thinks.
But. But.
She doesn't know what to do, if Etho gets convinced the humans down the mountain aren't scary. She doesn't know what to do if he gets too close. She doesn't know what to do if he gets hurt.
Because she--she doesn't think she can learn to stop being scared, anymore.
But she also doesn't know how many times her heart can stand to lose someone.
Did you know--wild cats are social? They have a reputation for being loners, but mountain lions, they're social. They don't do well being alone. They don't actually hunt solely alone. That's the important bit here. They seem independent, sure, but actually...
Anyway. This is Bdubs's fault. For making her a furry, apparently.
She watches Grian and Etho scheme together and sits back and breathes and tells herself that Etho isn't going to stop being afraid anytime soon. That if push came to shove, he, at least, would retreat back, and that maybe the two of them could convince Grian to retreat too. Safe from hunters. Safe from red.
Maybe safe from hurting each other, too.
(She's not so sure about that part.)
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olympain · 11 days
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I'd expressed my joy of a custard cream, there was a pedal in the TARDIS that was built specifically for my doctor, and if I pressed on it, a custard cream popped out. So, I could have a snack while I was flying.
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duchess-of-lara · 6 days
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A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales.
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ecoterrorist-katara · 13 days
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“It’s gross if Katara marries Zuko since he’s her colonizer” she overthrew the last Fire Lord to put Zuko on the throne. If anything the Fire Nation would be worried that he’s Katara’s puppet
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i need you all to know that bbc news just called the queen an ‘uncontroversial figure’
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tributary · 4 months
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reader she was serious
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ashthedestroyer · 7 months
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I like girls that are just a little bit strange. A bit bizarre, a lil weird, a lil spooky even. Something is slightly off about them and it makes them endearing. Also girls who have just lost the plot.
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jeena-says-hi · 9 months
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Ambrosius: Nimona? What are you writing?
Nimona: A fanfic.
Ambrosius…..
Ambrosius: About what?
Nimona: You and Ballister
Ambrosius: W-what? W-why?
Nimona: Ballister asked me to. I'm being paid.
Ballister *from behind the sofa* I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS IDIOT!
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ms-hells-bells · 6 months
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discovered an amazing youtube channel called real horror, who does history and crime videos. she only has a few videos on her channel, as she has a full time museum job, and she researches, script writes, narrates, and edits the videos all herself, but she's incredible. her voice is so soothing and smooth, and she is super respectful of any topic she talks about, always getting permission from relatives, or contacting the relevant people to get the facts (if they wish to give them).
but what drives me insane, and seemingly her from a few comments i have seen her make, is that a ton of the comments praise the work of 'the channel creator', but presume that she, the narrator, is not the channel creator and script writer. the say stuff like 'your videos are amazing! and i love the voice of the narrator', and just very clearly viewing the channel owner and narrator as two distinct entities. when she clarifies that it's all her, they're surprised.
you NEVER see this on faceless narrated male documentary style channels. it's presumed until otherwise said that they are the ones who also researched and wrote everything. but for her, they immediately think that a man is running the channel, and she's just a hired voice for a script a man wrote. it's wild to see.
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im-urchin · 1 year
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i love how Siobhan is so obviously familiar with all the nursery rhymes Brennan uses in Neverafter. like she immediately asked King Cole about his Fiddlers Three, clocked that the litter box could be for the Cat that Plays the Fiddle, and asked specifically if the oats were “too much/ not enough” in regards to the three bears. it’s so fun to watch someone be so quietly knowledgeable
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