#she just hears him smacking his head on the weirdly low door by the eastern staricase AGAIN

[mirkwoodest]

I was thinking about Aragorn's stupidly long legs again and I think it should be canon that he regularly smacks his forehead into low door frames and stuff. Just somwhere in Minas Tirith there's a loud thunk followed by a long string of Sindarin swearwords and Arwen is like "ah yes, here he comes, the King of Gondor and Arnor, the love of my life."

#it's funnier because none of the humans around her are able to hear the thunk and the swearing so they think she has some kind of #Magical Elf Love Sense that anticipates his arrival #but no #she just hears him smacking his head on the weirdly low door by the eastern staricase AGAIN #also the elves are just as tall or taller but they NEVER smack their heads on the doorframes #unless they are very very drunk #txt #aragorn #arwen #lotr