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celestialpuppet · 3 years
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kitties for the feed 🖤
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toomanysweaters · 3 years
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@vs-susie​ said: ❛ i think i’m getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. ❜
Halloween-themed Sentence Starters- Accepting!
“... well, um... you certainly carved it, yeah.” Carved it straight in half, specifically, pumpkin seeds scattered all about. She can’t do much more than raise her brows at the sight at first, picking up the top half by the stem and looking over the damage... it was a really clean cut, if nothing else. Impressively so... hm. Hm!
Wasn’t exactly what she’d had planned, but she can work with this. Placing her held half back atop the bottom one, she tentatively just... pulls it up, and then down, and then up? Playfully opening it. Sort of like a... 
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“You’re seeing it too, right? If we carve in some interlocking teeth, we could make them a CHOMP-o-Lantern!” She spouted with an excited little cackle, continuing to fiddle with the split pumpkin as she did so. “Just imagine it! They could just be like RAAAAAARRR!
Makes relighting the candle even more convenient, too!”
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oforoddette · 6 years
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The Sizeable Sirens
Catwoman, Harley and Catwoman are looking for money but instead, they find nothing but fattening foods.
Gotham attracted weirdos. It was a well-known fact that people just got used to. So when the crazy owner of Gotham’s Premium Candy announced a prize of $1 million to whoever could break into her factory and find it, many people hopped at the chance to get the cash. There was a catch though.You had to make it through all of the traps within the factory.
   Harley thought it would be a piece of cake. Unlike many people, she was extremely agile. People also underestimated her brains. Yeah, she could be a bit of a ditz but she had gone to school to be a doctor and had graduated. So she also had smarts on her side.
   “What are you doing here?”
   Harley turned around and frowned. Catwoman appeared from the shadows, hands on her hips.
   “Hey there kitty,” Harley grinned. “I’m here to collect my payday.”
   “Oh please,” Catwoman rolled her eyes. “Like you’re going to get the money.”
   “Looks like I have competition,” Another voice entered. “Well, at least this will make things interesting.”
Sliding down a vine, Poison Ivy landed in front of the two women.
“Looks like we’re rivals,” Harley said. “Sorry girls but that money is as good as mine.”
“As if!” Catwoman sniffed.
The backdoor to the factory was unlocked. Harley ran in ahead while Ivy pushed Catwoman out of the way. Catwoman hissed as Ivy went ahead of her. Once inside, the three women got a good look at what they were up against. The factor was large. It was one of the biggest buildings in Gotham. However, the three of them were surprised to find what looked like a makeshift kingdom.
And it was made entirely of candy!
Harley reached down and picked at the grass. She sniffed it before popping it into her mouth. It was taffy! She chewed on it, looking around at her surroundings. The trees were made out of hard candy with little candy leaves. There was a running brook of soda and the bridge over it was made of peppermint. There was a large wall surrounding a castle and it seemed to be made out of various cookies! Even the air smelled good. The whole place was filled with a warm, welcoming scent. The three women had inhaled deeply, letting the strange smell invade their mind. Ivy was about to throw out some seeds, ready to uproot the whole thing, when something stopped her.
Have a bit of candy. It won’t hurt.
The voice was a foreign one. It didn’t belong to any of the women in the room. Ivy shook her head, trying to ignore the voice. But it came back.
Just a small bite of candy. It’s very sweet.
Ivy looked around the room. There was candy everywhere. There was no way one piece of candy was going to be missed. Ivy reached down and picked up a flower. It’s stem was made of gummy candy and the flower was rock candy. With a shrug, she bit into the candy. Then she took another bite. This candy was the most delicious candy she had ever tasted! In fact, no other candy could compare to it. She bit in again, moaning slightly. Catwoman and Harley took notice of Ivy.
“Watcha got there Red?” Harley asked.
“Here,” Ivy reached down and picked up a candy flower. “Try it!”
“Since when do you like candy?” Cat asked.
“Don’t mind if I do!” Harley took the flower and chomped down on it. “Wowsa, it’s good! Cat, you gotta try this!”
Cat rolled her eyes but she picked up a flower and took a bite. Okay, it was good. Really good. In fact, it was delectable!
“I have to have another one!” Ivy declared.
She picked a few more flowers and started eating them. Harley licked her fingers once she finished her flower. She spotted a bright, pink rock. Since pink was her favorite color, she got down on her knees. She took a huge bite out of the rock and was rewarded with the delicious taste of rock candy. With her mouth full, she moaned slightly before swallowing. Then, she took another bite. Catwoman watched the other two, trying to focus on the task at hand. Once she had finished her candy, she was ready to get that money. She took a few steps towards the bridge only to realize that the lake had gummy fish. They floated on top of the water. Wait, it wasn’t water. Catwoman reached down and scooped some of it up.
“Chocolate milk?” Her eyes went wide. “Hm. Maybe I could stick around a bit.”
Ivy munched down on the flowers, not wasting a bit of candy. While she ate, her stomach got bigger. It wasn’t too noticeable but it had rounded out since she started eating. The same had happened to Harley and it was starting with Catwoman. Ivy would have stopped eating if it wasn’t for a cupcake bush she saw in front of her. Now Ivy knew plants but she had never seen a cupcake bush before! She took a cupcake off the bush and bit into it. The cake was moist and sweet. Ivy sat down, getting closer to the bush. To her surprise, she found the leaves on the branches were chewy straws. Amazing!
Harley ate all of her candy rock. She frowned when it was gone but then she noticed a big, purple rock. She squealed with delight as she crawled towards it. Again, she started to eat. This rock tasted like grapes! It was also extremely sweet, driving Harley to eat. Greedily, she tore into the candy. All the while, her stomach got bigger.  The clown was so focused on her sweets that she didn’t even feel her outfit getting tighter.
Catwoman had never met gummy fish before. They were friendly and to her surprise, they didn’t mind being eaten. They were so eager to be in her stomach, they jumped right into her mouth. Cat didn’t mind. The fish were chewy and of course, they were bursting with sweet flavors. Each one was a different flavor, filling Cat’s tongue with a medley of tastes. Each fish that came into her mouth added to her girth but Cat’s focus was on the fish.
The three women continued to eat. Ivy devoured all the cupcake bushes before she started eating the cotton candy trees. Harley ate rock after rock and Cat laid on her back, letting the fish jump into her mouth. They continued eating until Harley finished her very last rook. It had tasted like cherries. Harley ate the very last bit of candy before realizing something.
“I’m thirsty!” She declared. “I could use something to wet my whistle!”
“Oh,” Cat stopped eating the fish. “The lake is chocolate milk.”
“Chocolate milk?” Harley perked up. “Really?”
“Milk?” Ivy looked over at the lake.    Harley bounced over to the lake, her stomach jiggling as she went. She found a plant next to the lake that had stems that looked like straws. Harley plucked one and placed it into the lake before she started drinking. Ivy joined her, grabbing one of the stems and placing it in the lake. Cat decided she wanted to have some milk too before it was all gone and followed suit. They drank, sucking all the milk into the straws. Soon, it was empty. The three women ate their straws (which were made of peppermint) before Harley burped.
   “Man,” Harley patted her stomach. “That was good milk!”
   “Yeah,” Ivy sniffed. “Oh, I smell cookies!”
   “Me too!” Catwoman looked around. “Oh, there!”
   Ivy and Harley looked. It was a village made entirely out of cookies! The houses, the streets, even the small people were made out of cookies! The three women started running towards it, their stomachs wobbling. The three of them sat down, making the ground shake slightly. They began to grab at the cookie town, tearing into the small buildings and devouring the streets. While they greedily ate, their stomachs continued to grow. All three of them were so focused on their eating, they didn’t notice.
   Harley burped as she finished off the cookie post office. Then, she looked around to see that they had eaten the entire place.
   “That can’t be it!” Harley said sadly. “Did we really eat it all?”
   “Yes,” Ivy sighed. “I’m still hungry!”
   “Me too!” Catwoman pouted before perking up. “Wait, I smell something! Do you smell it?”
   Ivy and Harley sniffed the air. It was the unmistakable smell of apple pie. Catwoman got up, sniffing the air. Her stomach, which had been nice and thin, was now massive. Ivy and Harley had plumped up too. Not only did they have large guts but their asses had filled out. Catwoman went around and found the source of the smell. Yes, it was pie. Massive, huge pies. They were as big as trucks! Harley hollered happily before diving into one. Instantly, she started to eat. Ivy and Catwoman followed suit, each finding their own pies.
   For hours, they did nothing but eat pies. Each large pie was more delicious than the last. Lemon meringue, pumpkin, pecan, blueberry, peach and more! There was so much pie for them to eat. It took them about three hours to finish off all the pie. Ivy licked up the remaining pie filling sadly, trying to savor the taste.
“We have to find more stuff to eat!” Ivy said. “I’m still hungry!”
“But we ate all the pie and--wait!” Harley said, pointing towards something. “Look!”
There was a table set up. Harley was sure it hadn’t been there before but she didn’t care about that. All that matter was it was covered with sweets. There were cakes, pies, cookies, cupcakes and more! With their stomachs wobbling, the three obese women ran to the table. Once there, they started to eat. Ravenously they ate, cramming food into their mouths. Their clothing began to rip as their bellies, asses and legs became thicker. But they didn’t stop. They ate for hours until Ivy suddenly asked something.
“Weren’t we here for something?” She asked. “I can’t remember what it was.”
“We were but I don’t remember what it was,” Catwoman replied. “God, this is so good.”
“Something about money?” Harley mused. “It must not be important.”
“It really isn’t. All that is important to food.” Ivy said.
The other two agreed and they kept on eating. When they had finished everything, they finally stopped. Their stomachs were full at the moment and they couldn’t really eat another bite despite wanting too.
“I want more!” Harley groaned. “But my tummy feels so full!”
“I know,” Catwoman sighed. “I guess we should wait until we eat again.”
“Urppppp!” Ivy hiccuped. “God, what I wouldn’t do for some ice cream.”
“Double chocolate chip ice cream.” Harley added. “With caramel sauce.”
“Or strawberry ice cream with whipped cream.” Catwoman sighed dreamily.
“What about pumpkin spice ice cream? With orange slices?” Ivy licked her lips.
The three women thought about ice cream, imaging all the wonderful flavors and toppings. It was only when Ivy’s stomach rumbled did she smell something. It was the familiar scent of ice cream. She would know that smell anywhere. Getting up, she started walking. Harley and Catwoman followed her. Their stomachs were rumbling too and they were ready to eat again. Ivy came to a very large door which she pushed open with her belly.
The room was covered with ice cream. Nothing but ice cream as far as the eye could see. Harley almost started crying. Harley wasted no time and ran into the nearest pile of ice cream. She dove into it and began to eat. Ivy and Catwoman decided to follow Harley’s lead. They had no spoons but the three women didn’t care. All they cared about was the sweet, cold ice cream. Hours passed as the three of them ate. Ripping was heard as their outfits began to tear. Their flab was revealed but they were so distracted by food they didn’t notice.
   Ivy groaned as she leaned back. Her stomach was so full that she had to stop. She wanted to keep eating but she was so full!
   “I want more,” Ivy licked her lips. “But I’m so full right now.”
   “Me too,” Catwoman burped as she laid down. “I want to eat more but my stomach won’t let me.”
   “Ughhhhhhh,” Harley groaned, falling onto her back. “So much ice cream!”
   Harley burped as she rubbed her sides. The three women were so large that their stomachs were touching. The large bellies gurgled and sloshed as the three villains rested. Harley started to snore while Catwoman yawned. Ivy was in awe of her stomach.
   “Just wait,” She told her belly. “Once I wake up I’ll---get back--to---ice cream.”
   With that, she fell asleep.
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