i understand this is like. objectively a wild thing to bitch about when yr average woman wants to lose weight but it is really so fucking bizarre and disheartening to be asked "how are you so skinny how do you do it" by women who are really honestly beautiful and healthy and i am genuinely so jealous of their bodies' ability to maintain some semblance of body fat. i have to say "i wish i weighed more" and they look at me like i'm crazy and then i have to say "every time i manage to gain 5-10lbs i inexplicably get really sick and lose all the weight i gained and it's a vicious cycle of never really feeling healthy" and that's not the answer they want to hear and they still don't understand why i want to gain weight and like. hhhh. makes me sad. i love you you're so pretty and i am chronically ill
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so today at work i was telling a resident about the cookies i’ve been making for christmas & my plans to send a tin of them to the person i’m dating and she said she hopes i get dumped so she can have them .
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"What if they kissed?"
Send “What if they kissed?” and I’ll write a scene where our muses kiss, even if they aren’t shipped together. it is it’s own thing and doesn’t have to lead to an official ship. a “what if scenario”
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"You know, I have to admit... I've always wondered what those scales of yours might feel like." Gravel crunches, as a lazy half-twirl carries her before him. A playful stark contrast to the smoke and hissing flames licking at the air behind.
Bold and brash. But there in the pouring rain, and amidst the Hollywood movie-esque wreckage of their vehicle and their former pursuers', it's the perfect moment for a little brazenness. There's just one problem... This isn't really the time to start removing vital costume pieces, in order to get a good feel in.
So green eyes glance-up, their blown-wide pupils betraying the excitement from before still coursing her veins, and spearheading audacious choices. Copperhead looks like he wants to say something, but her arms are already snaking their way up and around his neck in a coiled loop. She has an idea.
Needs to nearly go tip-toe to reach him though, and it's a fact that almost draws a laugh out of her.
Softest exhale heralds the press of her lips to his. Another, brings her flush against him. It's an odd sensation to be sure, rougher compared to the softness of her own... Yet for all its strangeness, she doesn't find it to have been terribly unpleasant as she pulls away. But what's this now, he almost looks... Shocked? Now there's a rare sight that causes River to bite her lip against an impish grin. She does so love to 'surprise'.
"Mnh... Curiosity satisfied." She sounds as pleased as she feels, the semi-clawed nails of her gauntlets ghosting a path back down the scales of his chest as she pushes away. Was that a growl she just heard? Was that a good thing? Talk about catching a tiger by the tail... Or would it be a serpent by the tongue, in this instance?
Taking two steps back, River's not sure; but with the way those lips curve and her shoulders give a teasing little wiggle, the threat of possible danger doesn't seem to faze her much. Seems like it's feeding that nagging sense of thrill all the more. Yet her gaze is suddenly craned-away from Copperhead, both of them fixating upon a skyward something.
"Hm, looks like our job's not done yet, darling." Blinking against the falling rain, River's chuckle is soft as the chill that ripples across her skin. Like a menacing omen, the Bat Signal has made itself known, cutting across Gotham's roiling clouds, "Playtime's over for now, we're going to need to grab a new ride. Stat."
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amity's got resting :3 face so she looks extremely approachable and friendly at nearly all times -- and she is! but at any given moment there's the real possibility that she's contemplating how practical murder is in a given situation, which is perhaps not what one would expect from her general countenance
but to be fair to her, murder might not be the most pleasant of topics but it can lead to some wonderful outcomes! yes, the person who might get murdered will be distressed about their own murder, but all the people they fucked over and hurt will be overjoyed! isn't that something to smile at? :)
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Another thing I have been thinking about is like. I don't wear cologne or anything that much BUT it's really silly and fun to think of like Angela telling Hodgins he smells different and she can just *tell* from the look on his face he was with someone. And when she says my name and he gets a little flustered and does a little sniff to like check if that's true she just laughs and goes to tease him more
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Scientific bite of '83 HURTS ME.
WHAT RO YOU JEAN HIS HEAD GOT SMASHED? WHAT DOE OYU MEWN THAT WILLIAM MUSTVE YAD TO LIKE. PUSH CC OUT WITH FORYCE? WHAT EO YOU KEAN HE BROKE HIS NECK WEHN WILL DID THAT? WHST DO YOU MEAN HIE HEAD MUST'VE, MOST LIKELY, WAS LIKE. CUT IN HALF(HIS HEAD) DUE TO THE SHEER METAL MOUTH OF FREDBEAR & SHEER DESPERATE FORCE FROM HIS FATHER? WHAT EO YOU MEAJ HIS BRAIN WAS STILL IN FREDBEAR'S MOUTH???
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