it took until halfway through this episode, when gator is talking to winston bishop in the file room place when he displays arguably his biggest asshole behavior so far, for my mom to gasp and say “oh my god! it’s him!” and i was like “??? winston bishop from new girl?” and she says “the other one! i know you said his name and i knew we were watching for someone but - it’s him!” and i was just like 👁️👄👁️ girl. that man is literally my netflix icon. i have made you watch the entirety of stranger things twice. i made you watch spree. how did you not…. okay. anyway i was like “yeah it’s steve harrington” and she’s like “i know that now!” anyway don’t know WHO she thought we were watching it for before that moment but alright
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my future sister in law called fiance and he put her on speaker
she clearly didn’t know so I said hello
she says hello and then -clearly- asks if she’s on speaker phone in Japanese and to take her off
like girl it’s okay I’m not offended why do you think I said hello
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Cowboy!Soap? Let’s all say hello to his Darling and also to Goose being too much like her dad.
When Price had suggested he come to the farm for the summer fair, Soap hadn’t thought he’d be put to work. In fact he and Gaz had come with the express hope of not working. He had not been hoping to get dragged out of bed at the ass crack of dawn by Mini-Price. No woman should sound that much like her father when barking at him to get to chores. Fucking scousers.
“Get your ass up MacTavish,” She smacks his shoulder again, Soap tugs his blanket over his head with a groan, “Aw yeh, G’wed get your kip, need all the beauty rest you can get.”
“Away ‘n bile yer heid,” He grumbles, attempting to enjoy his vacation. Mini-Price is worse than her father.
“The sisters’ll be here in a dime, and I need help with the bevvies.” She tugs on the blanket just as Soap sits up to glare at her.
“What sisters?”
“Nuns.” She grins, she knows she’s got him.
“Nuns.” Soap repeats, “What are nuns doing with bevs?”
“They make the best corn in 100 miles,” Soap glares at her a moment longer before sighing.
“Alrigh’ lemme get ma breeks.”
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When mini-Price had said nuns Soap expected pinch lipped old biddies in full kit. He didn’t expect you. The prettiest little thing he’d ever seen leaning against the open truck bed, tapping your clipboard as you talked to mini-Price.
“Can’t do it Goose, we got no surplus this round.” You say, holding firm under her glowering.
“Y’always say that.” You shake your head, the sun bleached habit hiding your hair swings with the movement.
“And I always mean it. You and your daddy are good folk, but I can’t be makin’ exceptions. Everybody’s got guests they didn’t account for.” Fuck you had the sweetest accent he’d ever heard. Did all nuns look like you down here?
“Fine.” Goose grumbles. “Soap! Eyes up soldier, the sister will show you what to grab.” His attention jerks from where your dress hugs your waist, up to your face. Your lips look so pretty the way they questioningly mouth his name.
“John MacTavish,” He says quickly, holding his hand out. You take his hand to shake, not sure how an introduction is supposed to make unloading moonshine go any faster. You introduce yourself anyway, to be polite, and not because his smile lights up his whole face or because his hand is warm and rough against yours. “You’re just pure class aren’t you?” He breathes.
“Sure,” You tell him blandly, he hasn’t let go of your hand, you check your clipboard, “and you, John MacTavish, are taking two cuts.”
“Three.” Mini-Price yells, handing the other nun cash. Soap drops your hand.
“You’re gettin’ one if you keep pushin’.” You snap, storming to smack her away from the crates. Soap stares after you, his hand still warm with your touch. Maybe working on the ranch wouldn’t be so bad if you were making regular visits.
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Happy Easter y'all! Here are some silly bunny creatures to celebrate
So. My favorite skin is Rabbiteen. Idk but I love everything about her. (Which is great because she's practically Easter themed
Here's my idea of what her missing brother looks like (who I named Hoppiteensy)
Since I need to write something whenever I attach to a character, I'm thinking of a silly story involving them, Ales Mansay, Teensy Hermit, and Teensy Wizard (it makes more sense I swear)
I won't go into massive detail, so you get silly memes to compensate
If people are curious in this story, tell me! If not, tell me ig???
Anyway, I hope yall have a silly bunny day!
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