Theon: oh really? Years with their heads up their asses and the SECOND I make a bet
Rickon: are you really going to make us pay?
Bran: rules are rules
Jon *sees Theon pass Bran the money*: wait, you REALLY made a bet?
Theon: it's just-
Jon: no "justs". This is so wrong in so many ways! You think it's a joke? That you can use other people's lives as entertainment? Bran and Rickon are still boys, but I expected more from you, you ass
Theon: but-
Jon: I don't want to hear it. Rickon, this isn't right. Never do something like this again, no matter what Theon says
Bran: *waits for Theon and Rickon to leave, arguing among them*
Bran: I'm guessing you still want half of this?
Jon *holding out his hand*: not all of us are rich Bran
Bran *splitting the money*: was that you placing mistletoe all over Winterfell this morning?
in which kuinas soul becomes bonded to the wado ichimonji after her death until zoro fullfils their promise of becoming the world's strongest swordsman. She isn't visible to anyone but can slightly effect people's emotions and helps to ward off minor spirits. Her form becomes observable but not clear to those close to death.
thinking about the circumstances that led to legolas bringing gimli with him to the undying lands… was the decision a result of wanting to have one last spectacular joyous trip with his best friend or was legolas so ill from sea-longing and mortal grief that he could not bear to stay but he could not bear to leave either or was it both of those things at the same time or was it a secret third thing? as they built their ship were they joyous and light-hearted or was there a tense air as they prepared for a hail-mary journey that would either end both of them or bring unparalleled joy? what made them decide to take the gamble that a dwarf would be let into the undying lands? was it a risk legolas was willing to take or one he had to take because while gimli still drew breath he couldn’t bear leave him? or was it both of those things at the same time or was it a secret third thing? the answer is all of this at the same time i think
You mentioned that in your Happiness AU when Hera takes Caleb/Kanan home her parents make assumptions and I must know more!
How did they react to the assumptions?! (I’m imagining SO MUCH pining/angst)
Was Cham in full on protective dad mode? Are there marriage and baby comments every minute? Does Hera have a lot more family since there isn’t a rebellion? (I can sort of see a bunch of her cousins trying to flirt with Kanan as soon as they deny being together)
Family making assumptions is one of my favorite tropes if you couldn’t tell
First of all, I'd like to thank you for this ask because it's providing the perfect opportunity for me to procrastinate from actually writing fan fic!
Second, oh YEAH YOU'RE SO RIGHT. See, at this point they've acknowledged the fact that they have feelings for each other, but that they can't act on them while Kanan is still a member of the Jedi Order. So until Ezra becomes a Jedi Knight, they're kinda just... stuck. SO MUCH PINING AND ANGST
Cham is super over protective dad mode-- he basically takes Kanan out, makes him help him with manual hard labor, and when they take a break, hits him with the old "what are your intentions with my daughter?" speech
Meanwhile, Eleni is casually making comments to Hera like "WOW that Jedi sure is handsome, and SO kind and gentlemanly and respectful and husband shaped, haven't you noticed, Hera?" and Hera's like "Force give me strength"
Sadly I did not think about there being more of Hera's family around at the time but WOW do I want to expand on this more now
Oh, she knows. Rooting for more Max x Will content in S5!! And I better not see any “She won’t come back” comments, bc Max is perfectly alive and healthy and will be coming back 😊.
Summary: How much chaos can Jerome Valeska bring into a sweaty, anxious morning at school?
Honestly, Jeremiah should've seen it coming.
Words: 7,779, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English
Additional Tags: Minor Original Character(s); Alternate Universe - High School; Morally Ambiguous Bruce Wayne; Rich Kid Bruce Wayne; Bruce Wayne & Jerome Valeska's Fellowship of Little Shits; Their Lives Are All So Dramatic The Incest Barely Registers; Pre-Slash; Soft Jeremiah Valeska; Protective Jerome Valeska; Anyone Called Co-dependency? It's Here; Tooth-Rotting Fluff; Cheerleader Jerome Valeska;
I can’t get the thought out of my head that Rita writes jupeter fanfiction. She would never tell Mista Steel but maybe she would show Mista Nureyev. You can’t convince me she wouldn’t read it too, like I’m half sure she tells Franny the whole story so she can write fanfic for her too.