#she's a lil shit just like her dad

[mildmayfoxe]

made banana chocolate chip pancake & slathered em in butter & my mom’s homemade red currant jelly & also homemade smoked maple syrup

#the smoke was a surprise. i opened a new jar of maple syrup that i picked up at christmas that was labeled ‘lil smokey’ #and i was like damn! this is smoky! #my dad built a smoker a couple years ago so i guess it was only a matter of time til my mom threw some maple syrup in there #it’s good but it looks like i got two jars of just smoky syrup & no regular hahahaha #ive talked about this before but i’m so spoiled for maple syrup & jams and jellies. AND pickles & salsa #why buy store made shit when i can have the ones my MOMMY makes for FREE! #photo record #food tag #they have a little apartment in the barn out back that they do on air bnb sometimes & i was in there for christmas bc there wasn’t a bed #for me in the house & she put out a little plate of some of her canned stuff & a little price list & explainations that it’s all made here #& the trees are tapped on the property… really cute. i hope people buy them #the language used on the sign was really funny too i wish i could remember what they called it. ‘the gardens’ or something. #‘the farm’ but not that. ‘all trees tapped are in the gardens’ what gardens bro. you mean the WOODS??? #chatpost

[mihrsuri]

Listen if you took someone from the Tudors OT3 universe, took them to ours and explain about historical Henry they would refuse to believe you because As If and it’s just, it’s such a weird thing to get my brain around sometimes as a writer because like, fundamentally it would not enter in to their minds as even a possibility of a possibility.

(Yes Henry has some Bad Life Choices (derogatory) in OT3 verse - believe me I am getting into them right now but just, you attempt to explain the idea that he had six wives to someone from the OT3 universe and their head explodes).

(Someone in Tudors fandom in OT3 verse writes a beautifully written ‘crack au’ which everyone including the author is like ‘listen this would never happen but if we get past that’ about Henry executing Thomas More)

I keep thinking about like assigning mutuals like @eidetictelekinetic fic I think they would write within the tudors ot3 universe tudors fandom as well.

#lil and her ridiculous aus #ot3: political power trio #ot3 verse henry: did not handle his divorce great and cheated #and then he didn’t/was a model husband and father post 1536 #(which i was thinking about if mary resents that her siblings (except maybe elizabeth?) have just gotten ideal dad) #(and i actually don’t think she does i think she’s angry at henry and also herself) #(‘does he hate me that much now’) #herawell #(and even with mary it was less that he was angry at her than she saw the impact of his anger) #(which is still Not Great Henry) #(especially because Mary was very young) #(but he like owns his shit) #(16th century style etc)

[heatobrienswife]

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#tw: death #tw: irl death #tw: parent death #ok those tags will make sense in a moment but! cause I've been going back through my s/is lore it made think a lil deeper into her #relationship with o'b (true heat) n well the thought of them talking about kids came up #both o'b n myself irl have a genetic that can lead to terminal illness n cause my s/i is me she has it too #o'b carries a disease in his blood that killed his sister n mine can lead to terminal cancer not 100% but I'm more likely to possibly get it #over someone who doesn't have the same gene it's what killed my own dad irl #so i like the idea of both of them like bonding on that level knowing they both have like this *monster* inside them inside their genetics #n well its comforting to me to know he knows exactly how i feel irl #idk cause of the whole his ashes finally being ready for pick up thing it sorta opened old *wounds* n my fear of dying like he did #i know I'm gonna die someday everyone is but i don't wanna die the way he did #i think I'm venting uogihviyv not what i meant to do! I'm not looking for comfort! just brain werms went screwy lol #but i really like the idea of the two of them having a bonding moment over their fears n grief in a way that only people in that position #can #n it's comforting so ojghvihfiv #shut up rattie no one gives a shit lol

[bumblingbabooshka]

Teen Rebel Outcasts Tuvok & B’Elanna

#the terrible thing I realized is that if they were both teens Tuvok would have a completely unrequited and unacted upon lil cool-girl crush #since he seems to like competent soft butch gals #which was awful to realize but I have to accept v_v teen cringe BUT more importantly they'd fuck shit up together as pals #B'Elanna: I hate my mom / Tuvok: I hate my dad (they both gasp in delight) #B'Elanna teaches him klingon cuss words which he uses poorly #and Tuvok shows B'Elanna cool secret spots to hang out #there's ZERO thought put into WHY they are both teens at the same time it's just what's happening rn in these images #I think they'd actually probably get into a lot of bickering arguments but ah well that's the rebel teen outcast life babey #B'Elanna art #Tuvok art #B'Elanna is wearing human style clothes as rebellion against her mom but she doesn't really know how to style them #they are going to smoke some of Tuvok's dad's medical/spiritual herbs to get high #and it's gonna be a BAD time but again...such is the rebel outcast life #also I think it'd be hilarious if Jara had a crush on B'Elanna just to really knock Tuvok on his ass (sorry guy I love you) #Tuvok: The sky is so beautiful...you know who else is beautiful? y- #Jara: B'Elanna~?? #(Tuvok turns monochrome and cracks like a marble statue) #Tuvok #B'Elanna #teen Tuvok #teen B'Elanna #st voyager #st voyager art #B'Elanna's hair looks like that bc she cut it in the bathroom with blunt scissors and refused to get it touched up #I noticed Klingons usually have long hair so I think cutting it short would be rebellious - as well as straightening it #Voyager au where they're all teenagers and for some reason all live on the same starbase or something idk who cares #what's important are the shenanigans #bea art tag

[avocado-frog]

how am i supposed to live laugh love under these conditions

tldr for tags my mom found an old journal of mine and read through it so i accidentally outed myself to her lols

#might be a vent in the tags jsyk #but brooo i had this journal when i was 14-15 and my MOTHER read it today because she Could (tm) #the journal in question was in a box in the storage unit that clearly had my name on it so she chose to open it and read through the journa #right so the journal in question had the name isaac on it and i am not out to her #i guess i fuckin am NOW??? #but she hasnt said anything ab that. she def saw it tho. RIGHT on the cover #but no her focus was that i wrote that i. didnt particularly care for her when she lived with her boyfriend which is a WHOLE can of worms #but tdlr on him he kicked my brother and i out bc my brother used his phone past his bedtime. we were 13 and 11 #and he fought with my mom + 11 yr old brother every night for like four years. which sucked a lil tbh #i dont know what she EXPECTED it to say #gonna be real im a little mad #because like girlllllllll you chose to open that box and then open that book and like that's mineeeee you cant just do that shit :( #i dont have to deal with it for two more days. am at my dad's house #i am fixing it with the power of ✨white out✨ #WHICH I SHOULDNT HAVE TO DO. IT'S LITERALLY MINE #if i keep thinking about this im going to explode #vent #??? #i think #ok update like an hour later. i read a little bit of the journal that she read and uhh SHIT. #girlie i wrote all THAT and you're upset because i wrote that i dont like your boyfriend??? okay

[xolaanii]

it really is wild my mom and i will be all doting one minute and absolutely pissed at each other the next it's fucking wild however i've put out the proposition that she stops treating me like an idiot and also like i don't need anything ever at the same time

#vall txt #if you saw how she treats my sister and i you'd think my sister was the youngest #parentified eldest daughter my lily white ass #she made me go to my physical therapy on foot not once but twice!!!!! #while i was suffering from horrible chronic pain just so she could do whatever the fuck with my sister in town #something my sister did not need her for at all #and she does shit like that all the time #and also says stuff that is rather one step behind for blaming me for things that wow ok ye sure my 13 year old self sure did all that uh u #doesn't help that i look at my dad and like i love him too but if i look at him for more than 20 minutes i start feeling a hatred so big #it could burn several houses down #sorry for the rant tho #i'm having a horrible night #am anxious for my cats vet visit tomorrow and because i was upset i also got some nice lil flashback lmao #sdfjkbsd vent over

[reki-of-the-valley]

Y'know since my dumbass child Langa is Canadian, his name has always been said in the order First Name Last Name (ie Langa Hasegawa) but like. In Japan it's the other way around. So Hasegawa Langa. Which brings my next point:

When he has to say Hasegawa Langa, he says it in the same way as "Bond. James Bond."

#because you know he's stupid #so he'll go Hasegawa Langa #but out of habit he'll say the Hasegawa after the Langa too #so this kid just goes ''Hasegawa Langa Hasegawa'' #and it confuses the shit out of everyone #except nanako that loses her shit every time because she hes the james bond thing #also Oliver was a big James Bond fan #it feels like such a dad thing and he was such a dad #so like #thats my headcanon of the day #langa hasegawa #hasegawa langa #sk8 #sk8 the infinity #lils rambles

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Shout out to my mother for being a fucking liar because despite claiming to care about my autism, she instantly starts yelling at me as soon as I enter a meltdown.

#my godmom is wanting to see a movie and like #mom keeps fucking putting words in my mouth #origniall she wanted thursday i said no as i need my sleep as im going to be busy friday to tuesday #but mom says sounds good and then when we argue a lil mom asks about wednesday and its agreed #and despite me not agreeing to barbie guess what movie my mom said yes to? #i want to see barbie with my friend more #and wanted to talk to my godmom about haunted mansion maybe #but now me and mom at the point where it turns into an argument #as she literally is refusing to even let me phone her and is refusing to text her even to see if we can talk tommorow #shes just acting like we will phone tommorow #when i know we wont #and as per usual she got all yelling at me when i entered meltdown mode cause of everything being too much #and dad just adding to the yelling #so im at the point where im having a meltdown cant calm down and being aware i have no fucking say in shit at the end #as mom says use my phone but cant as have no credit and dont have godmoms number #and pretty sure she fucking knows that but she dont care #and this shit is why i never want to have friends over #next to my flat being shit and such #its my parents adding to the reasons

[reanimatedgh0ul]

ik jazz knows who valerie is bc of reign storm but like does she know abt valerie being red huntress or what

#i'm just going to go assume that she does esp by the time a glitch in time happened #ik she wasn't in flirting w disaster #but given danny's talk w jack and how he def would've been emotionally out of it afterwards #she def knows smth up and ik jack def blabbed abt danny having a gf (or atleast he would have) #you bet jazz def try to psychoanalyze danny's crush on valerie now that she has the full context #she'd absolutely compare him to jack be like yeah do def inherited dad's taste in women #which danny would immediately tell her to shut up #also think she'd try to offer atleast little advice w how to go abt this #not right before danny once again being a lil shit and going pls jazz what would yk abt heartbreak you've never even dated anyone #she's like ok 1) fuck you 2) that's not what i was getting #3) would you quit brooding for a sec and let me give you some advice already yeesh #robi rambles

[localplaguenurse]

Perhaps it was the alcohol but Chex mix was ready to throw hands with a guy who tried to start shit with their mom at the clutch concert

#as did my dad #and mom #it would’ve been like the fuckin mista and narancia and abbacchio beating the shit out of that dude #mom was just vibing and accidentally LIGHTLY bumped this dude #and he got up in her space and was being a lil bitch #and kept glaring back at her #she glares back hard and so he moved away real quick #anyways good concert #rambling #rambling in the tags

[dont-offend-the-bees]

O o o f should not have showed the folks everything everywhere all at once

#One of those classic 'puts piece of media that basically represents my heart and soul and innermost feelings in someone's hands' things #I did think that they wouldn't be a fan of how Much it is but they loved swiss army man and I thought they'd appreciate the sentiment #But mum stopped paying attention immediately bc I'm pretty sure she's got sight issues she won't address and her eyes glanced off the subs #And dad enjoyed it a bit more but still had sort of a mildly disapproving face on for a lot of it #And idk ten years ago mum and I would've discussed a movie like that all night #Even if she didn't care for how it was done we would've chatted about the themes for hours #But she just.... Didn't really care #Or get it #Bc she doesn't have the memory/attention to absorb something with so much going on anymore #And always misinterprets if you try and bring up something that's on your mind #And just hums whatever music's in her head no matter what else is going on #And I'm fucking sad and angry that this fucking movie came out too late for the phase in my life when anyone might've given a shit #And at some point my bro is gonna watch it and I hope he'll find it comforting but lbr he's gonna be on the joy Wang nihilism train #And idk I feel a bit like lil waymond getting perpetually divorced and yelled at here bc I'm trying to connect and just not connecting #Looking on the brightside and finding moments of joy and connection is basically my only weapon too and it just #Feels like the people in my family are resisting at every turn #And it's not always their fault!!! Mental health and shit isn't anyone's fault #But even the most neurotyoical of us just isn't interested really in any attempt I make at reaching out #Guys I'm fucking here I'm here for the long haul bc I feel like if I turn my back you're gonna lose the rest of your marbles and disappear #Can we stop!!! Acting!!! Like strangers!!! Sharing a house!!!!! #*screams into pillow* #OK tag over share over #Delete later maybe idk #mr. bees speaks

[bunieboo]

it’s the way I was rooting for this one couple but as soon as I move them in together they both want to break up…and not only that one of them is cheating on the other w the new neighbors..and the the neighbors are brothers..she do not care

#her name is Bellamy cute lil farmer wanna b an actress met her boyfriend who was a vender they relationship full as shit but he can never #take her on dates cuz he broke as fuck his apartment got rats n what he make is only enough for the bills #so she asked him to move n with her n her dad n her new step mom and he just said fuck the farming life #like they are rich farmers and he said he rather b broke then to b with her rn…like ! #sims

[sluttyten]

Now I sit in my room anxiously for the next hour and a half waiting for tickets to go on sale, and then I drive anxiously across town too

#like fuck I’m nervous and I need to eat something but I’m nervous and that makes it difficult #also I fucking hate making plans with people that I don’t know all that well 😭😭 like yeah I know them at work but not outside of work #and also going places I’ve never been before?? to do things that I don’t do?? the social anxiety has my belly in knots #and then….. I have to show my parents that I pierced my nose and I think that’s my biggest fear about all of this #number one fear actually: not getting tickets #number two fear: me coming home with my nose pierced and having to tell them #I just got home from work and saw my dad was home and was like oh shit bc when I leave I’m gonna have to offer an explanation #but like once I have the tickets purchased then like 🤷🏻‍♀️ what’s my mom gonna do tell me that we’re not going #also like everyone keeps telling me I’m a grown ass adult and I can make these decisions myself #I wonder if everyone at work could see how nervous I was and how increasingly throughout the day I’ve been getting like more nervous and #more quiet but like I feel like it’s equal parts ticket sale anxiety and doing something out of the ordinary that my parents might not #approve of while I live under their roof and all that #but on the bright side my dad just left to go do something so maybe he won’t be back before I leave and I’ll just be like hey I’m leaving #um and I’m getting my nose pierced but I’ll be back soon!! #also though like a source of my anxiety right now is that I have to go pick up one of the people I’m going with and I’ve never been alone #with him not that I mean that in a bad way just an anxious way like I’m awkward as fuck #and the other girl who was maybe going with us didn’t work with us today and she seemed a lil hesitant about it and then I texted her about #what time I’m planning on going and she hasn’t responded but I’m pretty sure she read it #anyway I’m literally like buzzing with anxiety right now over getting tickets first and foremost #ALSO I’m supposed to be getting something from Amazon today and it’s not here yet plus I’m waiting on a trade to get here and I just want #it all to just be here

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#bluh. its been a long week and its not over bc i have to get this fucking manuscript done like fucking this weekend #and Sunday i have to go do fieldwork and then its Monday hhhhh #my boss: the meme of the week is productive women get shit done #and im like being called a woman in stem kills me a little more every time i hear it bleh im just trying to live my life #and by live i mean drain away all my time in the lab. uuuuh i need to rewrite these fucking methods and dun wanna #also fucking the coordinator lady who bought my plane ticket to visit one of my potential schools made it so that im gonna have to drive to #the airport at like 4am and then ill get back to my apartment at after 12am on the return. like i said my time was flexible but wtf lady? #its prob bc they were expensive tickets bc the fucking military #ugh. and the other school is like select 3 profs to meet with. and im like wtf y do i have to? if its just screening stuff y dont u just #assign it? i dont understand hhhh i dont wanna talk to them. i fucking dunno. at least i made it to the interview stage i guess #also also i was running today and randomly remembered that over the break my old bat of a nana was being stingy abt #money bc she said she was gonna give out inherentence to her kids while still alive so they would still be young enough to enjoy it #and my dad and uncle could retire a lil early and still pay for insurance and now shes going back on that bc she doesnt want taxes to go to #the government and my papa is like 85 and hes gotta b nearing deaths door and he cant reel her in anymore #anyway. point is she was talking to my uncle abt her reasons for keeping the money and she was talking shit on my mom for like the way she #spends money. like my mom has cancer u old fucking bitch. shes trying to enjoy her life a little before shes like dead or bedridden #shes also made comments abt my moms weight and like wtf lady she has cancer. shes had multiple abdominal surgeries she had a hernia for #like a real long time sorry shes not spending all her time exercising and eating tasteless healthy food like u #anyway i just think my nana is a bad person. so is my other grandma tbh my sister gets so pissed at her for ordering my mom around #like she treats her dog better than she ever did her kids. lol my grandparents just suck on both sides #and like everytime my parents r like go do things for ur grandparents im like fucking y? they're bad ppl #i dont kno how my parents r so normal #anyway wtf was i doing... ah right procrastinating #unrelated #srry for lack of drawings. just zero time 🫠 #i lov my mum so much. she doesnt deserve any of this bullshit

[thanksfortheflaglove]

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#have been an anxious lil piece of shit since my mother walked past/then in my room bc she smelled something- #this was yesterday btw .. first thing she said was 'u dont vape do u?' and i was like 'no' *queue john mulaney voice: like a liar* #ok well technically only on occasion like if i dont have w**d #anyway she steps into my room and starts fuckin sniffing around and goes 'it smells like .. weed 😐' and just looked at me and guys .. #i am the WORST but my mothers brother aka my gay uncle got kicked out when they were younger bc he smoked too and my mother has grown to #not be fond of it since . so BASICALLY i lightly gaslit her and was like 'mom. seriously ? 🙄' #bc we joke about it on occasion like she went to denver and came back with a fuckin pot that says 'a little pot from colorado' meant for #weed and in my head im like 😭 bro i could actually use this 😭 #so thats how we joke but obviously for me its genuinely funny bc of the irony but anyway . #my anxiety was so high after that bc i literally had my pen on me and i just left the situation and started petting my dog and filled up my #waterbottle trying to think of what the fuck i was going to do next but that was literally the end of that #(at least for now but i dont even want to jinx it) #to be proactive tho bc newsflash i do smoke! i got smart as shit and wrapped my smell proof combo bag to make it look like a gift for my #my friends when i go back to school so she wont think anything of it #and then put my pen old battery and vape in a box hidden away so i can still access them if i need but god DAMN #i was def just being stupid tho bc i forget when im at home i cant be so lax and rip the shit out of my pen with my door closed and no fan #anymore like 😐 u dumb fuck i was smarter at 16 with this shit #anyway. its definitely on me and im just mad at myself for it and hope it doesnt come up again/that she isnt overly paranoid with me like i #am with myself rn #also just for some more background my mom and i have never been super close but im really close with my dad but i love with my mom ? so #after this semester not just bc of this situation but i might be like. ive never had a room at dads and id like to at least for summer #and go from there. they just moved and its so cozy and id love to make my room mine over there for once even if it means moving in for abit #but the one thing that would absolutely break my heart is that my dog lives with my mom and its not like i couldnt still see her but i feel #like id feel guilty/like im abandoning her or something :'( #idk if anyone read this far pls lmk ur thoughts #oh and i work right by my moms so its not like i couldnt still visit her but it would break my heart #kylas thoughts #drugs /

[lightningfilledsaber]

I’ll be talking about the last post I reblogged in the tags of this post for the sake of the person I reblogged it from

#mud rambles #quick lil backstory for why. I follow him but he no longer follows me so I can have my privacy bc his partners are people ive cut off #he and i have how we interact figured out explicitly he's still my friend i care for him deeply what happened between his partners and i #didnt have anything to do with him. i let him know what happened. theyre not horrible ppl just bad friends to me #anyway #SO fucking ironic to see that on my dash from them specifically because his fucking girlfriend (my ex friend who was my roommate) would #CONSTANTLY compare me to her abusive father for! no goddamn reason! #it wasn't necessarily 1 to 1 comparison but she would bring him up OUT OF NOWHERE for example one time i was literally just listening to #metallica (fuck metallica but they were MY dad's fav band so i listen to them bc of nostalgia) and she just! was like #'you listen to dad bands. my dad likes metallica' o...kay??? #and that wasnt the worst one. she would just. unprompted compare me to her dad. usually like that over things i liked but she once like. #vagued me to my face about how ~crazy and paranoid~ her dad is #NOT EVEN ONCE she brought up how paranoid he was A LOT and like. at the time i was trying to be a little more open abt my paranoia w her an #my ex best friend (her other partner) so like. idk. whether it was a vague at me or not i did not appreciate it #even MY partner brought up multiple times how it was fucking weird and she was lowkey comparing me to her fucking dad #KEEP IN MIND BTW I PERSONALLY moved her out of her home state and away from her dad to room with me and my partner #i dont remember a lot of the examples bc i want to block that shit out but. what the fuck woman #anyway i needed to talk abt this but like i said i dont wanna be vagueing my friends gf in the tags of a post i reblogged from him lmao #i can talk abt it on my own blog not there #and mandatory disclaimer please do not try to figure out who the people ive cut off are and also please leave them and their bf alone #like i said he's still my friend and i care about him #i just feel the need to say that bc. i trust the people who follow me to not go and do that but. just genuinely need to clear the air #i cut them off for a reason. i dont want any kind of contact with them even indirectly. and i dont want people harassing my friend #i specifically went out of my way when that shit went down to make sure he and i were still cool so dont fuck this up for me thanx!