#she's been there done that

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

#obviously she meant 'don't get it done and don't tell him you thought about it' but i am choosing to read it as #'gaslight him into thinking you've been titless all your life' #be shh now #containment breach

[themakeupbrush]

Margot Robbie at the 2024 Golden Globes

#margot robbie #golden globes #golden globes 2024 #red carpet #I love it #she could have done more with the hair imo but I can’t talk mines been in a bun for two days

[juncopandi]

You cannot convince me that this isn't what happened at the Old Sharlayan customs desk

#ffxiv #ffxiv fanart #ffxiv comic #zenos yae galvus #though i guess technically?? #zenos viator galvus #endwalker #endwalker spoilers #i'm sure this has been done before. however. I wanted to make it LMAO #also i finished endwalker!! it was great!! I cried!! #i do have another painting in progress but maybe after that I'll actually do an updated drawing of my wol. she deserves it

[hychlorions]

What if I told you that I've fallen?

[ID: Art of Susato Mikotoba and Haori Murasame/Rei Membami, done on a stylized background of swirling cherry blossom petals. Haori is falling backward, pulling Susato with her, so close that their noses are touching. Haori closes her eyes as she pulls off Susato’s cap, while Susato — still dressed as Ryutaro Naruhodo — looks down at her with eyes wide. The background is suffused with the faint colors of the lesbian flag. End ID]

#susahao #susarei #susato mikotoba #haori murasame #rei membami #dgs #tgaa #dgs2 spoilers #<- i guess ! #.png #me: ok we've done our fill of comms for today let's do something quick and easy (doesn't do that) #this is a nightmare to tag actually. why does she have two names #also here's to hoping external links don't get hidden on here anymore i've been living with that fear since 2019 #do i think that song fits them. i'm not sure. it's just stuck in my head and i don't wanna use kiss kiss fall in love

[sunfortune]

penelope featherington would’ve slayed so hard as a character if she went for the men of the ton as an anonymous gossip sheet. LIKE full anonymity and that kind of influence as a woman..just to regurgitate what the average member of the ton is already itching to say about young girls who can’t defend themself? like all the mystery and allure of the column just to humiliate and ruin WOMEN using the established rules of the PATRIARCHY?? WHATS even the point then?! countess boochie flagrant ass character

#any hating aunty on the sidelines could’ve done that too #anthony is my best friend but she could’ve ATE him up so many times in that show and it would’ve been warranted every time #but its always just ‘vulnerable girl who’s life will be destroyed by me writing this’ #i rebuke thee white devil #SHOW penelope btw. book penelope im sorry for what they did to you. on all fronts #colin. idc if you live or die. show or book #bridgerton #bridgerton*

[crescentfool]

judgement day 🌕

#persona 3 #persona 3 spoilers #aigis #minato arisato #makoto yuki #nyx avatar #lizzy does art #a belated january 31st from me to you! i technically started this at the start of january but got a lil sidetracked teehee! but its done no #i am forever enamored with the fight with nyx avatar- not only is she gorgeous but the boss fight's design really sells the themes of p3 im #i still love how much the major arcana are intertwined with p3's story- from the full moon operations and the final fight #and the lengthiness of the fight. i personally don't consider it tedious bc i came Very Prepared (its the love for grinding in tartarus!)- #but i think that the length has always been a testament to the indomitable force that nyx and nyx avatar are- something that should be- #impossible to go against! yet sees continues to show their perseverance in the endeavor because that's the choice they ultimately made. #i hope to get the chance to draw nyx avatar again sometime! she is absolutely lovely to draw. i had a lot of fun working on this :D #and i also hope everyone has been enjoying the remake <3 i've been enjoying it a lot but i won't be elaborating here. take care!

[hollytree33]

JUDGEMENT

Finally, her fourth and final card for Trespasser!!

1. The Hanged Man

2. The Chariot

3. The High Priestess

#IM FREE #my art #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #shivana lavellan #dai #lavellan #dragon age fanart #dragon age tarot #these have been a blast to make but I’m so glad to be done with them for now #da:i #thanks for all the love everyone has given this series #I’m bad with my words but just know I ❤️💞💕💗💖 #thinking about making a post about the symbolism in all the cards. but I make no promises #sorry this one took so long I’ve spent the last month just staring at it #tumblr destroyed the quality #yet again :( #I wanted her armor to look like it was becoming part of her skin #lots of thoughts about knight enchanters/arcane warriors as living weapons #also dragon scales bc she drank from the well of sorrows #also if you missed it I edited her last card #she keeps her vallaslin now :) #art

[lolottes]

Ida is Constantine's good ex.

They separated on good terms after a few months because Ida wanted to start a family and not Constantine (for obvious reasons). Then, despite Ida's efforts to keep in touch as a long-distance friend, she quickly no longer received any news from him.

So when she sees him barely older and seeming lost in his town… she takes him for a ghost who has retained a very human appearance. She rushes to him because she is surely not the only one to notice the presence of a “tourist” in town.

She takes a minute to pity him and apologize. He hadn't ignored him, he was dead!!! Then start explaining to him why as a ghost it's not safe for him here even though it's very nice of him to visit <3

Constantine had not informed Ida about magic, after all it was one of his exes from before his cancer (a little near the time when he stopped responding to her) and his first triple sale of soul for escape death. But he knows Ida well enough not to contradict her. In addition, she gives him all the information in flash notes that he is looking for.

…

Okay, he also missed Ida. It felt SO strange to see her old. But she apparently hadn't lost anything from a mental point of view

This is how Constantine was invited to have tea and catch up on lost time at Ida's in addition to having a more complete debrief of the Amity Park situation

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #ida manson #john constantine #amity park #I didn't write it but I'm not sure that Ida would be against going to bed with a ghost #after that I'm not sure on Constantine's side #Constantine doesn't have the heart to tell Ida that he was alive all the time #but that he had been so caught up in the magic tricks to dodge his cancer that he had completely skipped it #and even after n 'never thought about contacting her again #even though she's one of if not the friendliest ex of all. #if he had done it or at least talked to her about magic and his survival #maybe she would have contacted him before the situation got to this point #seriously there is a government agency that wants to start a dimensional war and a couple mad scientists far too intelligent for the good #ida becoming a JLD contact? more likely than you think #my #my prompts #prompt

[rystiel]

look. i view the doctor as asexual but the implication that he’s had kinky handcuff-escape sex with houdini is a bit funny so i’ll accept it

#like. damn ok 😭😭😭 #didn’t even just say he learned it from houdini like. he specifically described it as hot #hello ?!2?!!?!? lmfaoooo #doctor who #15th doctor #doctor who spoilers #the church on ruby road #ALSO ???? i’d like to know which regeneration did it like. hello ???? #has 15 been around long enough to have done that himself? was it 13 since she also mentioned houdini??? who was it 💀 #my bets are kinda on 11 idk man ngl

[crowsgrudge]

fionna's world being represented by a dandelion makes so much sense ... they're weeds. yet people make wishes through them, changing their whole meaning from something meant to be destroyed to something hopeful.

dandelions are also resilient and it makes sense that something associated with them would. you know. perservere despite the destruction caused by the scarab.

but ultimately i think what REALLY made me tear up over this is that dandelions are really boring plants. when you're a kid you blow on them and make your wish but they're not eyecatching or anything but still, fionna's final wish was for her old world to still exist as it was when she left it (> plain and simple. boring even).

like the moment she realized she would lose her friends, and that her friends might forget each other if the world got its magic back, she immediately decided she didn't want it and I think that ties back to the dandelion metaphor so well... like, do you really need magic to be real to find it everywhere? or can you turn something boring into something magical?

#remi rambles #fionna and cake #f&c spoilers #sorry i have many Not Silly thoughts about the finale #i looove fionna she was such a wonderful character .. so well written and real TO ME #shes my best friend shes my everything shes silly she makes me so emotional #like even when simon told her he was gonna wear the crown to get the magic back to her world #< the moment she realized he would go crazy she started to think about it #like she wont sacrifice a friend just to get what she really wants #i really loved her journey through the show idk #going from being so over her routine > finding out magic can be dark too > making her own magical world just by loving her friends #like its so much more than 'the power of friendship will save us!!' #yes she saved the world thanks to the love she had for her friends but it was backed up by a full journey beforehand #i think. the line about having functional toilets (while still being a p good joke) makes the point so much clearer #we have been to the end of the universe and back but we have functioning toilets !!! #like do u get it. do i sound crazy #< crazy person voice #anyway yes im done sorry #live laugh love fionna and cake

[winterprince601]

arya, sansa and dany get ALLLL the experiences of feudal girlhood. being torn from your family and forced to erase your connection to them at a young age. having a very dangerous pet!!! attending a wedding where at least one person dies. praying but in like, a non-denominational way. killing a man in your head. hoping your mother would be proud of you :( getting a new hairstyle and changing your identity!! killing a man.

#ok so technically sansa has not yet done the last one #but she HAS been a literal accessory to murder #and she IS doing some cute poisoning rn #so forgiven #sansa stark #arya stark #danaerys targaryen #daenerys targaryen #asoiaf #asoiaf meta #asoiaf shitpost #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf girlies

[azzther]

Happy pride month :)

#rwby #rwby ice queendom #ik it has been done i just had to get this out of my head #or i swear i'd go crazy #lesbian #lgbtq community #lgbt #i actually think she's bi but it was lore's idea #weiss schnee

[cairafea]

he makes this joke every time.

#sissel #yomiel #ghost trick #ghost trick phantom detective #ghost trick spoilers #art #my art #fanart #comic #halloween 2023 #bad horrible pun this joke has to have been done to death already #you wouldn't believe how long it took me do to the ghost world on god #all done in the mac equivalent of ms paint btw. yes those transparent people were painstakingly drawn by hand. #sissel thinks he's hilarious but it's not like anyone can see his jokes. his talent is being WASTED. #there's a reason sissel is purple yes. #the kids go “nice costume” to yomiel every time. he's not wearing a costume. #depending on when you think this takes place it's absolutely hilarious #pre-canon? dead man answering the door (interrupted from plans of revenge) and getting his fashion sense annihilated by preschoolers. #post-canon? catsitter forced by wife to go answer the door and getting verbally destroyed by kids because she knew it'd be funny #deserve #no watermark or signature because i forgot again. and because it'd look out of place #the big brain play is to make a joke so bad they won't wanna steal and reupload your stuff anywhere #took off the halloween tag bc there are GT spoilers

[boojangs]

Divina: Do you love her?

Wednesday: A normal human being couldn't live under the same roof as her without going nutty. She's my idea of nothing.

Divina: I asked you a simple question, do you love her?

Wednesday: YES! But don't hold that against me, I'm a little screwy myself.

#wenclair #wens like My wife listens to K-pop on max volume and lives in the color pink #she drove me crazy the moment i met her and i would die for her #divina done been knew

[itsheartbeat13]

#this has probably been done before #steven universe #toh #the owl house #amphibia #the dragon prince #tdp #she ra #she ra princess of power #spop #atla #avatar the last airbender #over the garden wall

[crestomancer-art]

cornered in the elevator 🫣

#nier automata #nier 9s #nier 2b #2b x 9s #2b9s #9s2b #this has probably been done 100 times but now its my turn #2B is the queen of repressed emotions and i long for the day when she doesnt have to hold back anymore #leggy up #kabedon #i finished the game now and i have so many feelings!!!