#she's doing this on purpose

[jelllycake]

why is Maya Hawke in the lie detector test video so...

#maya hawke #it's her voice #and haircut #SHE'S DOING THIS ON PURPOSE

[willowser]

i also think that katsuki's baby isn't like. scared of him.

even though she's trying to stick her fingers up his nose and touching his face with damp, sticky hands and pulling on his hair, when he presses his nose to hers and huffs out like an angry bull and tells her quit. it. she just LAUGHS. because that's just her silly dad 🥺

or she starts shrieking just because and he gives her the wildest, most surprised look and she just giggles away. and he presses his mouth to her little ear and tells her, stop y'r screamin' and she pulls away to grin at him, fiddling with her ear before letting out another scream just so he'll do it again 🥺

#he's not really serious #not entirely #he does want her to quit it but #the angry look he gives her is exaggerated on purpose 🥺 #and then he lightly bites her ear and she just keeps doing it aldjfujdka #that's just her silly dad that's just how his face is 🥺 #cw children #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou

[brookheimer]

shiv was not being altruistic nor intellectually self-interested when she voted against kendall. that was pure raw visceral desperation to maintain some semblance of dignity that she felt kendall being ceo would shred her of. sometimes people do not act in other people’s best interests or their own best interests. sometimes people do the wrong thing for the wrong reasons just because it feels like the right, the only, thing to do. shiv could not let kendall be ceo. she just couldn’t. not because she wanted to sacrifice herself to “stop the cycle,” not because she made a calculation and decided tom was her best interest — because the thought of kendall being ceo and acting like That the rest of their lives when shiv earned that job, she fucking earned it, that was too much to fucking bear. watching him sit in dad’s chair, conduct that vote, grin with entitlement and cockiness and certainty — seeing that elicited a visceral painful all-consuming sensation not dissimilar to overwhelming nausea that, summed up in two words, would simply be: fuck. no. she couldn’t live with that. she just couldn’t. it’s not kind. it’s not smart. it’s just human. painfully, destructively human. because sometimes, that’s all there is to it. not just for shiv, but for everyone. god knows roman and kendall have had those same feelings, made those same self-destructing yet necessary-feeling decisions throughout the show. why does it have to be different for shiv? why can’t she be painfully destructively human, prone to impulsive ill-conceived viscerally felt actions, like everyone else? why are we incapable of allotting her the same nuance and humanity (the good and the bad), the same trauma-informed self-destructive life-ruining hamartias, as we do her brothers? why can’t we fit a whole woman in our heads?

#very surprised to see so many ‘shiv stopped the cycle on purpose blah blah blah’ takes like that didn’t even cross my mind as a motivation #of hers #it wasn’t calculated — i mean kendall winning would be to her benefit in terms of power and respect. that would be best for her #it wasn’t just jealousy or anything either; it wasn’t a coherent thought or plan #it was just I Can’t Fucking Do This #i can’t sit there while he smiles like that when he sits in dad’s chair and hisses that’s fucking right under his breath when someone votes #his way. not when that job was fucking MINE. it was MINE. i can’t- i can’t fucking do it #it’s about preservation of emotional dignity #it’s about self-respect #it’s ironic though because there are few things more undignified and less respected than being a quiet betrayed trophy wife to a weak ceo #husband who earned his position even less than kendall #but she’s not thinking clearly. she’s not Thinking. she just acted because there was this visceral need to act #succession #succession spoilers #shiv roy #100 #500 #casey shut the fuck up about shiv roy #1000

[cosmojjong]

my dog literally just opened the door of my bedroom to get in and burp. girl stop it

#99% of the time she gets in just to fart and leave #she's doing this on purpose

[sluttylittlewaste]

It's wild how many people took Kristen's line of questioning as her saying Tracker isn't taking her religion seriously instead of what I heard her asking which was:

How many of these people would be here if it wasn't religious Coachella?

#also #some of y'all don't seem to realize that Brennan is referencing some very serious real world questions #of what happens when legitimate religious movements get turned into social clubs #and how that transformation often deteriorates the messaging and purpose of said movement #jesus and judas had the same conversation #it's a significant part of why protestantism even exists #did y'all not watch the Hillsong doc? #have y'all never been to an evangelical megachurch #when the church start using free shit and cushy rewards to get people to join? it's a dog whistle for them losing the plot #which Kristen 100% knows #which is WHY SHE ASKED #she's asking how many of these people give a real fuck about Galicaea #IT'S A VALID QUESTION #and it's important that Kristen #(who understands just how deeply Tracker cares) #can pull her back to the reality of what she came to Fallinel to do #let me die #if i die #d20 fhjy #fhjy #dimension 20 #kristen applebees #rant #tracker o'shaughnessey #trackerbees

[bunnygirllover45]

my favorite ship dynamic fr

#'chrona why do you have so many office workers that look exactly the same?' #< for self insert purposes #LMAO #jirai kei #girly kei #yandere male #yandere oc #yandere boy #yandere #she's talking abt sanrio btw #they're both red flags #red flag x red flag is the best

[1v31182m5]

Context below the cut

#do you see my visio #my viso #“she didn't made that on purpose” I am covering my ears and singing lalalala loudly #kfp #kfp 4 #kfp chameleon #kung fumpanda chameleon #lord shen #chameleon x lord shen #lord shen x chameleon

[adriancatrin]

katara sees her brother and bff approaching something that can make them happy and says no interruptions

based on this photo from the live action cast

#my art #i learned SO MUCH about digital coloring while working on this. i can’t wait to try to put it to practice from the start and on purpose #instead of stumbling upon leagues of info when i was already 95% done lol #anyways #zukka #idc about tagging rn tbh i’m tired #fuck backgrounds dude #hate that shit #i need to do lighting studies fr tho #i can’t do interesting light i just. don’t have the knowledge #makes me sad cuz lighting really makes or breaks pieces it seems #also lol i started this then stopped for like two hours and just sketched katara a fuck ton #what i landed on here isn’t my favorite but i liked the soft + gently amused emotion she’s showing #ok whatever i’m done rambling #post

[ryorue]

I'm obsessed with the idea of a mischief maker Astarion. Like, that man has spent so long without autonomy that he uses all of it just to be a chronic little shit. Imagine this: Astarion, bored, simply needs to cause mischief. His hands are twitchy and he simply cannot keep them to himself.

So he randomly gets up, walks over to where (probably Wyll) is like preparing vegtables for the night while Karlach stands beside him giving him terrible cooking advice. And Astarion just. Nonchalantly walks over, picks up a carrot, and walks away with it. Bites into it, too. Makes sure they see him do it. They know he doesn't need to eat it. He knows they know he doesn't need to eat it. He's a fucking vampire. But he does, and they can't do shit about it. Or like. He just walks up to Gale, plucks the book from his hands, and starts reading. Stretches out, gets comfy, makes sure to make use of all of Gale's one pillow (because you know Gale is the type of man to have only one pillow) And just. Doesn't say anything.

And what's Gale gonna do about it?? Get mad? Astarion doesn't care. It's funny.

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #He is so happy to have autonomy again and uses it for the express purpose of causing shenanigans #He probably targets Wyll really specifically too #I just know they both throw up in their mouth every time they see eachother #Never targets Tav though #so tav is on it #and thinks its hysterical #bg3 astarion #wyll ravengard #also can you imagine how cute Karlach would be trying to help with cooking #just being super overbearing about all the things she wants Wyll to do #karlach #bg3 gale

[pcktknife]

#kae.txt #last thing abt the song i promise #shiver being passive aggressive and it going over marinas head -> marina wins by doing nothing #that or she did that shit on purpose which is just as funny

[chiquilines]

Idk what theyve done to me but im posessed. I need to draw them

#love love love dark skinned marceline #harder to convey that shes pasty #but oh well #she slays anyways #shes wearing silver jewelery on purpose i like my irony #anyways shes studying in a whats it called #conservatoire #how do you say it in english #where you study music #and bubblegum is doubling in chem and physics like the stem kid she is #theyre both nerds #bubbline uni au is all my brain can think of atm #my flu riddled brain can only muster 'they study together' through the haze #im sick as a dog btw #my nose dripped the entire time i was scribbling this out #actually awful #worst feeling #but we live love laugh for bubbline #bubbline #princess bubblegum #marceline the vampire queen #bubblegum x marceline #adventure time #wlw #chiquilines draws

[poppytuft]

trying not to talk too much abt the bear s2 but im Really fuckin frustrated that even with everyone demanding that they’re sooo media literate and sooo smart that no one has talked about claire and the way she sparks audience discomfort. like, she feels out of place within the show because CARMY cannot accept that he is getting this good thing—she feels out of place in HIS life. she’s actually crafted to be the ideal girlfriend, with glowy bokeh lighting in a grocery store and beauty shot close ups and a sweet instrumental leitmotif to show to you, an audience member, that she’s too good to be true in carmys eyes. if you’re an audience member, she raises alarm bells in YOUR head because she raises alarm bells in HIS. he literally tells us that—that’s the crux of his final monologue, that he doesn’t believe he can have the life of food and wines best chef and a life of love and human connection. he doesn’t believe he’s deserving of good things because his family has always been so fucked, because nothing he’s ever tried to hold together has held together—except for his cooking. it’s done this way on purpose, to make you feel that anxiety that he feels around this relationship, and to make you question why you feel it too

#the bear s2 #the bear spoilers #the bear #eenposting #carmy berzatto #the bear s2 spoilers #the bear season 2 spoilers #IDK IF THIS IS PHRASED RIGHT BUT LIKE #DO YOU REAAAALLY THINK THAT THE WRITERS WHO GAVE US FISHES ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING UNINTENTIONAL #LIKE YOU. YOUUUUU #oh my GOD #everythifn in this show is so fucking meticulously crafted. CLAIRE WAS PURPOSEFUL #claire was PURPOSEFUL she was kind and lovely and beautiful and lived a perfectly mundane life which is NOT THE LIFE YHAT CARMY LIVES #and he can’t find the place where those two things meet #he can’t find the place where calm and peace and love and adoration exist next to or inside the chaos of culinary life #and while there IS A PLACE WHERE THEY CAN LIVE TOGETHER. everything that happens to him this season yells at him that it’s impossible #and confirms this ridiculous notion #his uncle sydney the fridge moment. they’re all just fuckin yelling at him that it doesn’t work #BUT. RICHIE NAT AND CLAIRE HERSELF. ALL CONFIRM THAT THEY COULD EXIST TOGETHER #he just can’t find it. and he won’t find it till he makes peace with himself and his childhood #and figures out WHY he got into this business (he still is trying to prove something. he’s still trying to prove he’s worth it) #edit: INCH RESTINNG YOU ALL TOOK THIS TO SHIPPING AND SYDCARMY. NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT THAT GUYS #NEEEEEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT TJAT.

[shepscapades]

YOU.

UMMMMMM

#SRIBAFOGBSMFGB #THE WAY I KINDA DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE BUT THATS REALLY FUNNY #you KNOW #that when I was drawing edamame I was like #‘okay what can I put in doc’s hand’ #uhhhhh (< the only tool she looked up was something sharp enough for destruction and it’s a micro electronics tool anyway so that’ll do!) #(it’s a circuit board micro inscriber) #BUT ITS HILARIOUS IT LOOKS LIKE I WAS FORESHADOWING #tooootally on purpose guys. 100% #ask #dbhc ask #destruction #dbhc doc #dragonheart2497 #literally so funny #art escapades

[lavender-rroses]

//jrwi riptide spoilers

pls do not separate them

sticker ver

#ignore the bg i was just doing random shit #jrwi riptide #jrwi #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #jrwi chip #jrwi fanart #lavrose art #fanart #jrwi riptide spoilers #art #albatrio #nothing new from me #i miss them #i was trying to figure out if jay has like other attachments(?) to her prosthetic #but for the purposes of this drawing she just has her blade on all the time 😭 #probably not very comfortable for gill to hold her like that lol

[starflungwaddledee]

💘 happy valentine's day! 💘

#cw: angst #cw: blood #cw: violence #<- hope these are enough. this is a misleadingly “cute at first glance” image on purpose. ask to tag. #running a little bit late but i figured i couldn't do a Whole Month of cute ships and miss one on The Day.....!! :) :) #so here's a totally normal one for today! :) :) happy day! rhomance!! whee! wahoo! #galacta knight #🎀💖 #“no ask prompt?” there is one (👍👍👍👍) but we'll come back to it. imo this wasn't a good enough prompt fill #okay you know what i'll tag her even though she's barely visible bc it is rather the whole point isn't it. sorry sorry sorry #starstruck dee

[nonas-third-tantrum]

jod's not immune to the allure of a questionable rebrand

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#can i still call this a twitter au or do i have to call it an 'x' au #btw ianthe is jod's social media manager and she's doing a terrible job (on purpose) #tlt x twitter #tlt twitter au #the blocked tomb #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon nav #john gaius #harrowhark nonagesimus #palamedes sextus #ianthe tridentarius #coronabeth tridentarius #pyrrha dve #isaac tettares #tlt memes