#she's like

[delicehm]

I just realized one thing

Tallulah saw Binary Monster in her dream long before it's introduction

Tallulah had a prophetic dream

You know, who also had prophetic dreams?

Fundy.

Wilbur had some serious beef with Apollo, I see

#dream smp #qsmp #qsmp tallulah #fundy #wilbur soot #At least for her it was just once #Without multiple nightmares #She's like #What if #Fundy chose easy mode instead of hardcore mode during birth #i'm so happy for her #Never mess with Apollo

[im-yotsu]

What am I supposed to do with you?

#yes she sucks at the force #she's like #barely force sensitive lol #so she focused on lightsaber training and now kicks ass #star wars #my art #star wars oc #delara #xinyi #the clone wars

[cartmankisser]

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU (when you get the chance)

COCKY MYSTERION X READER

LIKE HES FLIRTING LIKE A MF AND IT GETS THE READER ALL FLUSTERED AND STUFF

Cough also maybe it nsfw but it’s whatever you feel like cough

kenny is one of those characters that i feel like i can never get a good grasp of.. so this js a little bit um bad

fem reader but it's only specified like once?

also no nsfw sorry 😅

you have always been a huge fan of mysterion. there were so many assholes in south park that a superhero to protect you and the other civilians really seemed like a fantasy of yours turned into reality. and upon hearing your ramblings about the mysterious hero, kenny had been a bit amused and quite intrigued by your admiration for him, albeit you didn't know who was under the costume. he decided that tonight he would talk to you as mysterion,, just as a bit of fan service.

he found you walking home one night after a trip to get snacks and followed you to an empty street. he stood infront of you, leaning against the brick wall of the dingy alley way and looking you up and down with a smirk.

"don't you think it's a bit dangerous for a pretty girl like you to be out alone this late?"

there were so many things you wanted to say, but they just wouldn't come out. you're biggest hero is infront of you???? just like that???? and he thinks you're pretty????? you were certain you turned bright red and you could feel your cheeks heat up in embarrassment at the compliment.

"oh come on.. don't be shy now." he took a step closer, now only about a foot away from you, and he grabbed your hands. "why act so suprised? yknow, this isn't the first time we've met.."

it took you several seconds to process what he just said. you stared hard into his familiar eyes, trying so hard to piece together the puzzle of who he really was under the mask, but before you had enough time to really think about it, he pulled you to his side and threw his arm around your shoulders.

"why don't i walk you home, just to be safe."

you two walked in silence,, mostly because you couldn't bring yourself to look up at him. if you made eye contact with him again you'd probably end up squealing like a fangirl at a concert. you were so distracted by your thought you ended up tripping over your own feet and end up stumbling forward.

"oh be careful darling.." he chuckled as he caught you, wrapping his arms tight around your waist. you were already flustered, but he just kept making it worse with all his flirting.. but for some reason, you just didn't want him to stop!

south park wasn't a very big town, so it was only a matter of minutes until you two were standing in your driveway. the whole walk you were too nervous to say anything, just wanting to curl up and hide, but now that he was about to leave, you couldn't stand to be alone. you wanted to pull him into a bear hug and drag him into your bed like a deranged fan,, but instead you just looked up at him. "thank you for walking me home.." you whispered.

"oh don't sound so sad." he teased, "i'll see you tomorrow at school." he winked before he seemingly disappeared, leaving you speechless and alone with your spiraling thoughts of confusion. you just couldn't put a finger on the familiarity of his voice.. you decided to sleep on it. i mean, he did say you would see him tomorrow,,,, maybe you could figure his true identity then? you knew you'd be up all night thinking about it...

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#south park x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #mysterion x reader #does this count as a cliff hanger #i could do a part 2 if u wanted mayhaps #listened to lana while writing this #she's like #my continuing source of inspiration!

[eidolons-stuff]

Thing: *signs* "Wenclair. It's your first name and enid's last name put together"

Wednesday: "I understand that part, but why?"

Thing: *signs* "It's your ship name!"

Wednesday: *confused*

Enid: *so happy* "I love it!"

#lmao #wednesday is so confused #she's like #wtf #is a ship #enid is just happy to be with wednesday #thing #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid #enid sinclair #wenclair #wenclair cult

[pisswizard420]

Dalish Elf Inquisitor: I don't really feel comfortable being treated as a religious figure for a religion that a) I do not believe in and b) historically engaged in violent bigotry against elves.

[Cassandra disapproves]

#guys its so fucking rancid istg #she's like #'wow i'm offended' if you say u don't believe in andrasteism #just so rancid such bad vibes #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #anti chantry

[aphony-cree]

when Buffy is working at the Doublemeat Palace and mentions Spike her co-workers totally play "Dog or boyfriend" like the b99 crew do when Scully mentions Kelly

#spike #buffy #btvs #she's like #we were going to get chicken wings but he kept chasing stray kittens #and the people at work are like #getting chicken wings is something you do with a boyfriend #but dogs like chicken too #and chasing kittens is something dogs do #but really Spike was chasing kittens because it was poker night and he needed to get in the game

[sholven]

based off of a convo i had with my friend yesterday

#that's my warlock oc incase yall havent seen her yet #she's like #70% a self insert but we stay vibing #I love them all but Savvy is still my top bbygrl #xivu is cute tho <3 #god i love this season #wanna throw it out there the “girl” is bbygrl I'm transmasc like oryx i look up to him for transitioning #pluto being silly #shitpost #destiny 2 #destiny shitpost #destiny the game #season of the witch #lightfall #savathûn #xivu arath #oryx #oryx the taken king

[suhmayzooka]

helena bertinelli (huntress) in shadow of the bat #53

#dcedit #dcladies #comicedit #dc #helena bertinelli #huntress #huntressedit #lynxreadscomics #long story short- bruce tim and dick have to go to sudan to find the cure for the virus and wow! ra's al ghul was behind it!! #never could've pictured it! #anyway bruce decides to leave helena in charge of gotham in his place #tim goes to tell helena this and her reaction is great #she's like #'oh? why isn't he telling me himself? is it because he hates that i'm a WOMAN' #'i'll do it on ONE condition: he has to THANK ME PERSONALLY' #tim's just standing there like '..uh okay' #and tim watches her go like '.....yeah okay...' #helena zooms off saying 'the only thing that's going to happen to gotham is justice!!' #and the last panel is just tim's worried face #kid you went through azrael what could helena possibly do that gives you that reaction jsahdgalshgdals

[rox-reads]

ok sorry this is funny. taylor was so mystified earlier when sierra was intimidated by her and now she's acting like this is the response she should've gotten all along. as if in the first case she wasn't in full on villain gear, making threats, beating up people, deliberately trying to look bigger and scarier, and in this second case she doesn't just look like a random girl who wanted to help.

of course it'll be easier for people to thank you when there's no collateral damage than when you're trying to come across as dangerous on purpose

#worm #parahumans #worm lb #worm33 #ch 11.5 #she's like #so weird (affectionate) #she sees everything as a matter of her own intentions and forgets people don't just get to know what the hell she's thinking about #of course sierra will be scared and hesitant #of course this girl won't be #sure she wanted to help both but how are they supposed to know 😩 #also sorry i'm going slow i keep getting distracted (as if this doesn't happen every time)

[sheisthenorth]

would your girl take on a bear for u or is she not wife material

#jenna is the BEST girl #the little “RRRGG” she lets out here too is so cute #she's like #i WILL fight ppl for you #I'LL LOSE #HORRIBLY #BUT I'LL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN

[chalkbird]

marisha is the opposite of travis in that she refuses to NOT romance other pcs. keyleth had vax, beau had yasha, and laudna clearly has imogen. more power to her

#yeah my husband is over there but for now i'll pretend kiss a pretty girl #she's like #i respect the hustle #she has won dnd #marisha ray #matthew mercer #critical role #dnd #dungeons and dragons #ttrpg #romanceable #laudna #keyleth #beauregard lionett #travis willingham

[aelswiths]

Lord Aethelhelm has arrived. A good choice, I feel. Yes. He has quite a gathering with him. Oh, he likes to show his feathers. But he has money and men, both of which I will need. A perfect choice.

#the last kingdom #they are soooo cute #she's like #this is MY lame ass husband #he is so cute and adorable #and she is so valid for that #she is me #I am her #desiring alfred carnally #Serious side note: I think about this scene a lot #like yeah obviously its a very cute aelswith x alfred moment #however I think a lot about the fact that alfreds like “yeah aethelhelm is a great choice because he has money and men which I need” #hmmm #hmmmmmm #it almost sounds like alfred approved and signed off on aethelhelm and wanted him because he needs the support of powerful ealdorman #also alfred was very specific about “the bride must be of the lowerlands” hmm #hmmmm #its almost like aelswith simply suggested aethelhelm because he met all of alfreds criteria #and that she is in fact NOT personally responsible for aethelhelms scheminess #tlk aelswith #tlk alfred #aelswith x alfred #alfred x aelswith #sevenkingsmustdie

[helreginn]

@eyes-blazing asked:

❝  listen,  i’ve lost a lot of people in my life.  i learned how to deal with it but…you’re different.  i can’t take it if it’s you.  ❞

"Hey," Hel cooed softly, she caught under his chin with the crook of her pointer finger and held his head up a little as she smiled at him, "Put that worry so far from your mind, dear one. I am not someone anyone has to lose."

#eyesblazing #eyes-blazing #asks #ic #meme #eyesblazing: Felet #Don't you angel emoji me E #This is devil shit. #She's like #“Muh babeh. How can I comfort you over something like this?”

[how-many-stars-can-you-count]

we don't need their thrones

allegra baudelaire moodboard

#context #she's like #from the miraculous pv #so yeah #miraculous ladybug pv #ml pv #quantics #the quantics #quantic kids #quantics miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml #mlb #my moodboards #moodboards #miraculous og characters #allegra baudelaire #allegra #felix graham de vanilly #aesthetic #vintage aesthetic #golden aesthetic #royalty #royalty aesthetic #royal aesthetic #soft moodboards #gold #golden #calming aesthetic #moodboard

[eidolons-stuff]

Thing: *signs* "How about a nice picnic by the lake?"

Xavier: "Ooooh that would be nice!"

Wednesday: "...."

Thing: *signs* "No objection? A PICNIC IT IS!"

#love how #wednesday #just didn't say anything #she's like #maybe enid would like it #but she can't say that #because then #xavier #and #thing #would know she likes her #even though #everyone in the school already knows #lmao #wednesday addams #xavier thorpe #wenclair #wenclair cult

[killerandhealerqueen]

My mother just gave me a lecture on my foul mouth, saying it makes you sound unintelligent or stupid and that “people who have master degrees don’t curse/talk like that”.

Um...wrong on multiple fucking accounts.  Everyone in my master’s degree program fucking swears.  Even the professors.  All of the Ph.D. students swear.  All of the master students swear.  Swearing does not make you a bad person nor does it make you sound unintelligent.  I know a lot of super smart teachers who cuss like sailors. 

Honestly, my parents just don’t like swearing.  They were raised to not swear and my mom says that fixing my mouth will help me in the long run.  Um...ma’am.  I know how to be professional.  I know how to control my mouth around my superiors and supervisors and know how to sound, as you say, “smart”.  I also know how to gauge a situation and room to know when to show my true personality and my work personality.

So...she wants me to fix my mouth.  Fine.  I’ll fix it around you and not swear anymore.  But I ain’t gonna stop swearing.  Nice try though

#sass rants #really the entire lecture could be summed up as: i don't like that you swear and i don't so you shouldn't #okay mom #sure #whatever #had me eyerolling the entire time #she's like #i didn't even want to bring the lecture up in the first place #THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU #if you didn't want to bring it up then why did you?! #*long loud groan* #i'm just so tired