#she's rly not that girl

[sentientsky]

a hastily thrown-together good omens shitpost made with my actual real life text message conversations

(here’s part 2)

#imagine wlw says ‘angel’. I’m a lesbian and I’m too lazy to try and make that one work lol #I didn’t want to include too much of other ppl’s responses to my messages bc privacy but yeah #anyway true story I literally asked this girl (my best friend whom I was in love with) to run away with me #like as a joke (but tbh I would have probably done anything she asked me to lmaoo) #and she was like yeah!!! then she ghosted me like 2 weeks later :) #aksjksjdkdj #metatron one doesn’t rly fit but whatever #good omens 2 #good omens #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #crowley #ineffable lovers #go2 #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #good omens shitpost #shitpost #good omens tv #David tennant #Michael sheen #the metatron #ineffable divorce #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots

[comradekatara]

“my first girlfriend turned into the moon” “that’s rough buddy” is adorable not only because zuko positioning himself as sokka’s friend is simply wishful thinking and desperate projection on his part, but because sokka referring to yue as his girlfriend is also just. incredibly lovely. like, back when they were together in the northern water tribe, yue was trying not to explode from overwhelming lust and affection, but meanwhile sokka was like. “we’re literally just friends. this dynamic is nothing more than an innocuous, platonic friendship. the fact that we’ve kissed and clearly want each other and have spent the past month solely in each other’s company talking little strolls around the city and romantic bison rides on appa (and who knows what else) means nothing as long as you just. repress all the emotions and desires and every last shred of humanity you’ve ever had and convince yourself that this is a reasonable way to live a life.” even while yue was adamant that living in utter denial was intolerable, actually, sokka was just like “i don’t get what the big deal is. repression is so easy.” but then yue changed everything by giving up her mortal life to become a spirit, and in the process transcending the human, patriarchal paradigms that prevented their love from being realized. like, if anything, yue wasn’t sokka’s girlfriend, he was her mistress. but then again, yue never wanted hahn; she wanted sokka, and they both knew it. so by shedding those limitations as she sheds her corporality, she is also giving sokka (as well as herself, of course) the permission for them to redefine their relationship on their own terms, beyond simply being forced to succumb to the patriarchal stipulations that dictated the terms of their love. and who knows whether sokka ever admitted it before, to himself or otherwise, but here, in this moment, he can reevaluate what they shared, and instinctively, he knows. she was his first girlfriend. his first love.

#and then she died in his arms . womp womp #(but not rly bc he’s gonna go visit her in the spirit world at aang’s invitation/provocation) #sokka #yue #sokkaxyue #analysis #i guess ? #god…… they make me so….. #yue my beloved 3 episode wonder my principesa my forever girl…. #sokka if he was still in denial: my stunningly beautiful princess friend who wanted me carnally turned into the moon #zuko would still say that’s rough buddy . but there would be a way bigger pause

[rexscanonwife]

Uhm uh uh...I have no excuse for this 😔 PPG self insert who is secretly an alien! I imagine her intro episode would have her having a little romance with the professor when he comes into a bookstore she works at/owns and the girls being (rightfully, given the prof's dating history) suspicious of her. Wacky capers ensue where they try to prove that she's up to no good, only to find that she genuinely is just chilling and wants to live a normal life on earth!

Well, normal as she can, now that she knows this family! I think she'd fit right in 😉

Taglist♡: @crushes-georg @changeling-selfship @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @adoredbyalatus @squips-ship @cherry-bomb-ships @miutonium

#artfarts #self insert #self ship #self shipping community #self insert community #oc x canon #self insert x canon #the powerpuff girls #professor utonium #crush: 🔬 #ngl im not exactly sure why i chose alien i just thought itd be cute and aliens were on my mind #and i was remembering a little song that i learned in elementary school called interplanet janet :3 #and i was talking to asuka about it and tbhhh #ok listen #being an alien as an allegory for my autism is SUPER fitting #and tbh the professors pretty dang autistic himself 😂😂 #i think being able to connect and relate to someone based on the ways they DONT fit in would be rly sweet 👉👈 #idk if its bad representation to have the reveal be that shes an alien but idc #this is my self insert and IM HAVING FUN #but them bonding over misreading social cues and the urge to infodump and being able to listen to each other!! #and all the little quirks she'd have would be ones i have too 😂😂 #like sometimes mixing up parts of words so they come out reversed #and lots of other stuff waaah #im hungy i gotta make dinner soon #but this is the result of watching nothing but ppg for like 3 days 😂😂😂

[dapper-lil-arts]

had a hilarious thought on my hormones doctor appointment

#for some reason when they mentioned perfect woman my mind immediately went to rarity lmao #a girl character whose entire jist is that shes always the most gorgeous woman in the room and still is rly kind and nice #yeah that is very much an idealized perfection lmao #i dont mean this as in “i want hormones to turn me into a pony” #i mean this as in #if hormones turned me into a gorgeous confident woman that is always the prettiest in the room #that would be unrealistic af to me lmao #sketch #sona #kibty #being a stinky semi goth girl is more realistic

[bkanvas-fairy]

green like envy

alt under cut

really liked this one idk why i love art again

#bkanvas' art #red vs blue #rvb #agent south #agent south dakota #i heart her #shes literally just a girl #with apparenyl rly heavy eyeliner from what i can tell off her human model

[stuckinapril]

the neurologist i shadow is so funny bc she has a valley girl accent and yet she's the smartest person in the room. this woman was casually doing case consenus ab a man w frontotemporal dementia in the highest girliest voice imaginable. i want to be her i think

#case consensus is basically where several neurologists/doctors meet to decide what the patient's case actually is #im genuinely not sure why this medical center does it this way but they write down data on paper THEN input it into the digital system #which i have qualms w bc i feel like it wastes so much time #but literally my whole role at this internship is inputting this data into the system so i should probably be grateful they do it this way #but in that one meeting everyone was all over the place so this at the ending of the meeting this woman goes #“that... was frantic.” #in the most valley girl accent known to man #and ever since ive integrated this as my response to everything #youre right. that WAS frantic #she also was like “sorry im unfocused. need lunch rly bad” at one point during the meeting #this neurologist is just like the rest of us fr

[heartgold]

Always loved how Umineko subverts the whole "creepy horror little girl" thing with Maria going kihihihi mode in Legend and almost baiting a less attentive reader into believing she's Evil or being possessed by Beatrice only for the text to immediately explain that her shift in behavior when infodumping about the topic her entire life and sense of self revolves around to the adults who belittled her and are now interested due to recent developments makes perfect sense if you think about it for 5 seconds. And then that behavior causing discord and panic as the murders keep happening which leads to her being yelled at and smacked around and literally thrown to the wolves while the text is basically gripping the reader's shoulders explaining how much witches mean to Maria and how this tragedy has an entirely different meaning to her. It begs the reader to avoid the kneejerk impulse of reading her unfavorably when she isn't behaving in ways that are agreeable or cute anymore, because she doesn't only deserve understanding and your sympathy when she's the innocent little girl being horribly abused by her mother. Which is why Maria haters really failed the most basic litmus test in Umineko, imagine being that wrong. lol

Anyway the point I wanted to make was that it's interesting to me how that was also done in Higurashi and Umineko basically expanded on it. The way Akasaka in Himatsubushi immediately projected this image of a lovely cute ideal child on Rika only to be taken aback and frightened when she suddenly started talking seriously about her premonitions of death and he couldn't reconcile this Rika with the Rika he projected her to be, suspecting that they couldn't possibly be the same little girl, she must've been possessed by Oyashiro-sama or not even human herself. And then that fear and the betrayal of his expectations stopping him from realizing that she was, in fact, a little girl asking him for help because she desperately wanted to escape certain death. She didn't only deserve his protection when she was doing her cutesy nipah☆ bit. It speaks a lot how Akasaka was a soon-to-be father, saw Rika being cute and immediately set that impression as an ideal for his daughter who wasn't even born yet, and Rika herself breaking that image meant shattering that ideal. Akasaka failing Rika is a direct reflection of the mentality of parents placing expectations on their children and then feeling betrayed and giving up when they turn out to be complex individuals who don't match the projections they made up. And this is similar to the surprise of Maria going from a cute and naive child to cackling and speaking at length about "scary" topics in a smug tone, and the way the text immediately explains that you should get over the whiplash and accept that Maria is a complex individual, there's nothing out of place about it if you try to understand her situation

Basically I think it's neat how both games use the idea of an archetype that honestly would fit right into the setting to basically shake up the expectations of the audience and the characters themselves and add to the fundamental point the series makes, that girls who behave in ways you can't personally comprehend (with a big emphasis on neurodivergent and traumatized girls) and/or that aren't palatable deserve unconditional understanding and compassion, that they shouldn't have to match your projection of who you want them to be or be helpless perfect victims for you to sympathize with them

#umineko #higurashi #child abuse cw #i rly dislike how the console cgs leaned too heavily into making maria look creepy in a shocking way bc thats clearly not #the vibe you get from the original. shes just an autistic girl very smug about infodumping and feeling vindicated. which makes their #reaction of being terrified n treating her harshly even more blatantly unfounded. theyre afraid of a witch n taking it out on a little girl #◇

[satsuha]

table manners (based on some tavern banters)

read right to left!

#octopath traveler 2 #octopath traveler ii #satsuhart #hikari ku #temenos mistral #throne anguis #castti florenz #osvald v. vanstein #partitio yellowil #ochette #agnea bristarni #(specific banter spoilers in tags so stop reading if you care) #i think its kinda funny that temenos eating a fish rly cleanly was called 'elegant'?? #feel like if i saw that id just think damn you were hungry huh #same w throne im..! not sure how knife (killing people) skills translates to better table manners but like love that for her #but i mean shes also the most city girl... technically #hikari is self explanatory #castti and osvald would just be very um normal i think... osvald might have a few bad manners but nothing appalling #but the mans also been in prison for like 5 years so #partitio is pretty normal too but he has such a Surrounded by Guys childhood that i imagine he has some overly casual habits(??) #like putting ur feet on chairs or whatever... manspreading (im kidding #agnea is mostly passable like u wouldnt notice it until she messes up #well her and ochette the banter says it all really #i like how castti is like a mom to osvald too #but shes also been mistaken as rita by him already so. well. whatever goes #octo2

[rileynotfound69]

she fucked up fo real

#i like the insane girls #homestuck #vriska serket #eyestrain #? #idk maybe #mostly colorpicked from her sprite and then shaded with awesome purblepink #homestuck fanart #rolrt #my art #idk. might regret posting this i dont know if tis good but whatebr #zoom in and see how incredibly messy she is LOL #had fun drawing this though thats all that matters rlys

[nyamcattt]

i saw a tweet someone made once that said, "moira and mercy bring that divorced energy that makes everyone uncomfortable." and they were so right!! there's even this voice line between them and wrecking ball 😭

#my art #overwatch #moicy #moira o'deorain #angela ziegler #comic #mercy overwatch #wrecking ball #poor lil hampter #this was not what he wanted to see when he left moon for earth #the girls are fighting #they're soooo divorced coded #they'd literally argue in the middle of a warzone in front of their colleagues #tHaNK mY mEDiCaL pRoFesSioNaLisM dOcTOr!¡! #get a room! fuck it out!! get a therapy!! idk!!!! #when mercy says 'go ahead cause more damage' #she sounds so TIRED and HURT #like damn babygirl #she rly HURT u huh

[tariah23]

This is such a harmful sentiment to push considering that you don’t necessarily have to be “attractive,” (beauty is subjective, yada yada) in order for men to want to harm you in the slightest… like man, what…

#the lady talks about being followed and harassed and so on as if every woman and girl in the world regardless of their age and #‘good looks’ #hasn’t experienced this and will continue to #I hate when these girls especially ones who are conveniently attractive talk about stuff like this under the guise of speaking for all #women while x-ing out most women #this easily leads into the realm of ‘you’re too ugly/fat to be assaulted ANYWAY-‘ #talk that I see spread by misogynists and bird brained women like it’s such a natural thing to even say it’s actually rly scary #especially when it comes to the assault shit which is usually about power and control anyway #they don’t care what you look like #you could be covered up head to toe and someone would try to hurt you just because #I hate when women like this go online thinking that they said something open their mouths I really do #rambling #tw assault #got dudes in the comments going ‘she’s not even pretty anyway she’s like a 4 out of 10’ #completely missing the message (as if they care) and see #these are the kinds of people that stuff like this attracts #stuff like this coming out of a woman’s mouth especially is so dangerous #I don’t think I’m the most good looking person in the world and I’ve been followed sm times I had to run away from a guy once and luckily #my bus was right fucking there!!! #then the guy who was harassing me years ago at a bus stop and forced me to hug him and touched my butt and no one else was around to help #me… #and he kept on trying to get me to go back to his apartment around the corner like that was so #the man who followed me into the store as I was shopping and I noticed that he kept on staring at me #then tried to holla and he looked way older than me and I think he was a pastor or something too he had a nice car and tried to get me to #come with him #sm more incidents over the years like this is crazy pls don’t say stuff like this and act like it’s normal #someone in the comments said that people like the woman in the video think that being pretty will free them from the patriarchy and like… #YEAH 😭 #it’s so obvious too lmfao #these be the same women calling themselves ‘girls girls’’

[bigtiddygandalf]

how did i forget that in the book, aziraphale gets clocked and hate crimed by a little girl

#i died laughing #a little girl just went for his fucking throat #and his first reaction is to look at crowley im dyingg #she really went ‘you’re bad at magic and also a cocksucker’ #sorry i rly don’t know why this amuses me so much #book omens #good omens #ineffable spouses

[66sharkteeth]

ECCC concluded yesterday and it was a fun time. However, some observations:

This convention is the most I’ve ever sold of Claude merch, proving that sawing your leg off really pays off.

on the flip side, Jericho hands down sold the least merch, proving that pushing someone to sawing their leg off has drawbacks.

#also on a more serious note #bag girl sold the most merch by far other than like funny meme wheezing shnee #she's always been a fan favorite but it rly increased lately

[cyellolemon]

Myel's gender thought

(he/she for Myel)

#warrggg what to say #Myel didn't grow up with a very clear notion of what gender is #but for some reasons he didn't like the idea of being a girl #she asked if she could be a boy even if she was a boy and someone (who was rly important for Myel) told her yes #since that his gender is just like this ig #While he doesn't care that much about his gender or at least what word people use for it #she knows that something important for her is the idea of being loved by men as a man #so his gender and sexuality are very linked #also he would start caring about his gender if the people close to him would treat and see him as a girl which is not the case #so because she's overall happy about that she doesn't question it more #she's just chilling.. #my art #oc art #digital art #oc artist #trans art #trans artwork #comic #comic art #Myel

[kingzombear]

Hey gay people do u wanna see my demon x angel ocs

Their names are Lucy (demon) and Judy (angel)

They're ex childhood bffs (angst) in a monster girl punk band called Cherry Flavored Migraine. Lucy sings, Judy plays bass

They call each other Lulu and Juju and kick cryptid ass w magic and spiked bats

Also they're

YURI

#radio quiet zone #is the tag imma use for my monster girl ocs #they live in an isolated town called maplegrove #defend themselves against abominations w magic and spiked bats #and get gross fast food at greasy's after a show #i have so much oc lore dear god #rqz #its all fucked up monster girls who kick ass and kiss eachother #ive got vampire x clown yuri dawg #ive got mortician x THE GRIM REAPER yuri #ive got GODZILLA X MOTHRA yuri #then there's dani. shes rly weird and a meat puppet for an eldrich being and smells like ketchup but she'll kiss u #got a butch werewolf girl. satyr stoner girl #im nervous abt sharing my ocs lol but ill explode if i dont i have so much monster yuri #monster girl #monster girls #monster yuri #yuri ocs #yuri #demon girl #angel girl #demon x angel #angel x demon #demon oc #angel oc #bear king draws #oc art #bear's ocs #oc doodles #monster ocs

[dapper-lil-arts]

Commission for @trans-sewerworker​  of a cute office possum lady!

#commission #possum girl #shes rly cute tho!!! #penguin's art #furry