How do you kindly ask your beta to read another chapter of your fic after you wrote "ass crack of dawn" instead of crack of dawn because you thought it was funny at that time without being embarrassed
Have I ever told you guys about when I used to walk Christina Ricci's dogs and one time I accidentally let myself into her apartment when she was just walking around fully naked
I just had my fist archery lesson and another girl who's already very good came up to me to help me. turns out the best way to improve your aim is trying to impress a pretty girl
The only good thing about not graduating for so long is that professors literally stop treating you like a student at some point. Every time I have to review my final I buy coffee and then me and my mentor drink and smoke in her office while going through it. She also gave me red-bull :')