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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 7 months
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 7 months
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"Epsilon Mu Omicron, I pledge to you my heart. For the betterment of the frat, I will always do my part. Virtuous and Knowledgeable, Philanthropic and Manly, These, the traits of an EMO Little Reciting his oath, oh so blandly."
I never posted these cool photos my boyfriend got of me performing my poem Epsilon Mu Omicron, which is about a masochist pledging to a frat just to get hazed. This was really fun because I don't often get to recite my poetry in drag!!!! I decided to retire this specific poem, but I hope I get inspired to write more soon X
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 7 months
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serving cunt at grandma's house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 2 years
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shhh shhh listen okay listen. do you hear that? do you hear THEM?? right here, through the satellites, major league baseball is monitoring our every move. they’ve already collected credit scores, shopping habits, baseball cap sizes, all of it! every intimate moment of your life is known to major league baseball.
c'mon.... grab that bat and help me take them down.
SHEAN KING, THE SCENE KING
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 2 years
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"I'll take you to the top, Of this building and just push you off- Run down the stairs so I can see your face... As you hit the street!!!"
Shean King the Scene King
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 3 years
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At 11:42 pm last Friday, the body of a reclusive former MySpace personality was found hog-tied and gutted on a private ranch known as ‘The Fobe Family Farm’. Shean King had not been seen outside his home for the past 10 years, until this gruesome discovery.
In his youth, King was most known for his prank videos, where he would more or less torment the current owner of the farm, a crotchety rodeo clown by the name of Oma Fobe. Many believed these videos to be staged, as they always ended in slapstick violence wherein King got what was coming to him.
Young viewers may want to leave the room, as the state King was found in is far from pretty. Torn in two at the knees, with a bright red lasso wrapped around his wrists and ankles, detectives say the only thing that could cause an injury of this variety is having been “...tied to two horses sent in opposite directions.” It is believed he survived this initial attack, and was later done in by the 16” laceration spanning from his hips to his collar bone, exposing his vital organs to the pale moonlight.
With his final few breaths, King scrawled a cryptic note to a friend, seemingly to swear revenge on whomever left him this way.
Fobe herself was found hiding in the bushes on the scene, and had this to say; “Ohhhhh nooo, Shean’s dead??? This news is so shocking to me! I guess all we can do now is move on knowing I finally won.” She then proceeded to slip every first responder at the scene $300 before slinking back into the woods.
There are currently no suspects in this case, however the two horses he was tied to have been taken into custody.
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 2 years
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His song is stuck in my head. His song is stuck in my head. I will chain him tight onto my bed, so I always shall remember him </3
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 2 years
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your stomach feels SICK for someone else
Shean King, Sc3n3 K1ng ♛
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 2 years
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"Sometimes, i dump scalding hot water on stagehands when i'm bored inbetween shoots"
- Shean King
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 3 years
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I was in my room And I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about nothing And then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there She called my name and I didn't hear her Then she started screaming, "SHEAN! SHEAN!" And I go, "What? What's the matter?" She goes, "What's the matter with you?" I go, "There's nothing wrong mom" She goes, "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!" I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a Rockstar?" She goes, "NO! You're on drugs!" I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking" And she goes, "NO! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!" I go, "Mom, just get me a Rockstar, please? All I want's a Rockstar" And she wouldn't give it to me
ALL I WANTED WAS A ROCKSTAR!
JUST ONE ROCKSTAR!
AND SHE WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO ME!
JUST A ROCKSTAR!
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 3 years
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Steppin' to the plate, I'm Trixie Mattel SHEAN KING!!!!! I’ll ask you out, but don’t expect a ring 'Cause I'm the bastard scene boy, and I’ll tell you that I’m incapable of love, but damn your tits are fat! I got big black locks like Andy Biersack But I’ll turn Ronnie if I hear you talk smack! I'm not looking for friends, I just wanna screw And if you call me kitty girl, I'll fucking kill you!!!!!
(was challenged to create a king version of a Trixie Mattel look with my own twist. I still think it needs more neon.)
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 3 years
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“Fans are in a frenzy as Mortal Kombat announces a new DLC, featuring a character ripped from the jaw-droppingly violent SHEAN KING comic series. The character ‘Shgor‘krath’ is a demonic incubus, who has assumed the mortal form of the sexiest man on Earth (Shean King, obviously), in order to allure his groupies to their demise. His fighting style is both seductive and sloppy, with his primary weapon being the ten razor-sharp claws protruding from his fingertips.⁣
For his fatality, Shgor’krath gently places his hand on his opponent’s chest, leans in for a kiss and- hey Shean? you’re bitting my lip awful hard, hey- OW YOU JUST TOOK OUT A CHUNK! Hey, hey, not so- AUUUGHHH AHHH!! OH MY GOD!!! MY HEART???? HE JUST RIPPED OUT MY HEART????? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HE’S EATING MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”⁣
SHEAN KING; The Scene King! rises to meet the Queen’s Purgatory ‘IMMORTAL KOMBAT’ Virtual Drag Challenge!
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 3 years
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“Ya know, the one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep?”
"No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop."  
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 3 years
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welcome to the CMYKingdom!!! Ruled by his highness of the digital domain, SHEAN KING (of myspace), alongside his loyal subjects, the KEYBOARD WARRIOR, and his dearest friend/pet, the HALF HUMAN HALF DRAGON HALF ANGEL, WHOSE FATHER WAS A DEMON, AND WHOSE MOTHER DIED FIGHTING IN THE WAR. HE HAS HETEROCHROMIA, AND IS MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER!!!!!!! IF YOU STEAL HIS DESIGN, I WILL HAVE YOU DOXXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deviantart copyright 2007.⁣
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 3 years
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INSANITY LAUGHS UNDER PRESSURE WE’RE CRACKING!
meet Sherard Way and Sheanbert Mccracking! The two lovely stars of my virtual drag performance to Under Pressure 
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d3l3t3d-deactivated · 4 years
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think happy thoughts think happy thoughts THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS THINK HAPPY TH
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