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16woodsequ · 10 months
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"Your show might be delayed by the wga strikes!"
I watched Sherlock, mate. We waited three years for the 3 worst episodes you've ever seen. This is nothing
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John and Sherlock: *staring out the window*
Mycroft: What are you doing??
John: Sherlock broke the tv so we're watching a couple break up across the street
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adealiz · 1 year
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Stickers :)
I made these for fun, I probably won't sell them ever again since I got my ass kicked by copyright of the characters
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armen-jimmy-jab · 2 years
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Watson : *walks in angrily*
Sherlock : *laughing* Your child threw up on you first thing in the morning today?!
Watson: Now how did you deduce that? Huh? Is it my shirt? Is it my face? Is it still in my hair somehow? Huh sherlock please describe your talents for me?!?!?!!!!
Sherlock : Mary called cause it was funny
Watson :
Sherlock : But the hair thing might be true actually
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putridcowboy · 2 years
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the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex
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pikinanouart · 3 months
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Twillight: Master Negociator, Dad of the year, also Hubby of the year.
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Spoilers for chap 94 below:
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bruciemilf · 8 months
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Dude bros will choke on their own dick cheese before admitting Bruce Wayne is autistic while saying "Bruce Wayne is just a mask he uses to blend in with regular people" with their whole chests huh. Babe do I have some news for you
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anne-adler · 2 months
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abstractfrog · 2 months
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little comic based on The Gloria Scott - part 2
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loveinstreams · 6 months
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"oh no my gay angel made a bad decision" well he didn't suddenly have a psychopathic secret sister manipulating him for years through various disguises after dog related trauma made him lose all memory of her. so i think we're good
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I watched the Granada Holmes Hound of the Baskervilles and this is my explanation (and defense ?) of Holmes just absolutely horrible looking stew.
[ID: a digital drawing of Sherlock Holmes. He's walking across a moor with his hands behind his back, holding a letter. A thought bubble above him reads "I forgot my damn stew by the fire." /End ID]
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castielsprostate · 7 months
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i think superwholock and ourgoodshadow should yaoi yuri dyke fag ace kiss behind the tumblr headquarters
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Lestrade: *patting Sherlock and John on the back * Good job gays
John: *nervous laughter * did you mean guys-
Lestrade: Did I fucking stutter?
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adealiz · 1 year
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Sherlock characters meet Don't Starve universe! (my second most favourite survival game after Minecraft) Cuz why not??
KEEP READING if you want to know their special character perks and quotes! :33
Sherlock Holmes - Immortal Detective
special item ,,Billy the Skull" - ,,I wonder why I keep you around."
upon death Sherlock can revive once, consuming the special item, after revival he recieves 50 points of all stats and 20 second invulnerability ,,AH! That's why I keep you around, my friend!"
He can keep the ,,Broken Billy Skull" but it will drain his sanity - ,,Unlike you, I'm known to be indestructible."
overall looses sanity very easily but he's rarely hungry ,,Body is just a transport, a burden to any great mind."
Doesn't need the science machine, all recipes are available from the start ,,People fill their minds with all kinds of grabage."
special food recipe ,,Eye Tea" (restores 30 sanity and 1 hunger) ,,Surprisingly good"
John Watson - Trusty Doctor
has a sanity buff that is shared with other players when they are nearby ,,You're a drama queen. Calm down and let's do this."
carries his gun and couple of healing salves
special item ,,SIG Sauer P226" - Gun that has low damage but stuns enemies. It doesn't need ammo but it has an internal cooldown and it can be used on enemy only once ,,It would be unfair to use it twice. Soldier has morale."
when his health falls below 50 he begins to limp and looses movement speed ,,Ouch, my leg is acting up"
special craftable item ,,The trusty cane" - removes any movement debuffs when carried
High damage when fighting with ally, lowered stats when fighting alone ,,Why would anyone need to be alone?"
Jim Moriarty - Criminal King
can befriend any hostile monster and monsters basic stance towards him is neutral. Tamed monsters will follow him around and protect him (special item ,,Crown jewels" talisman to tame any monster, it has 5 ingame days cooldown)
Otherwise fiendly/neutral entities attack him and see him as enemy
weak attack stat, lowered stats overall
nonstop insane ( nightmare monsters don't attack him tho) ,,I'm insane, you're just getting that now??"
If he doesn't kill anything or doesn't tame new monster in five ingame days, he will become bored and kills himself ,,Staying alive...so boring isn't it?
spiders really like him, he doesn't need to tame them for them to follow him around ,,These creatures are very relatable"
Mycroft Holmes - Ice Man
has a ,,Stylish umbrella" - provides resistance to rain and respect from the Queen ,,This is England, pocket umbrella is obligatory."
can dethrone pig king, pigs in his radius become his allies. They follow him around, protect him and give him gifts
has an assistant Anthea - gold fish that sometimes brings him random items ,,I don't need friends if I have goldfish."
Can get easily hungry, needs a lot more food than any other character ,,The diet is going just fine."
takes increased damage from monsters and inflicts decreased damage ,,Shame I don't do legwork."
is more resilient to cold, cannot die from cold but his health will drop to minimum ,,Ah, finally a tolerable weather."
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thearoacemess · 13 days
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Sherlock Holmes and the Adventure of the Furtive Festivity (2019)
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kittybricks · 2 months
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cross posting my own tweet because I’m right and tumblr would appreciate it more
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