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Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows Reaction:

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

My… “friend.” Sureeee, Watson

[Out of curiosity. Do you know the name "Reichenbach"?] It looks familiar ☠️ but idk what it is ☠️☠️☠️ [Aight] 👀 why tho lol [I- Uh. You'll see] ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Ok lol

SHELOCKKK

This woman! Hmph! See, the women in their lives suck. That’s why they should just be together [I want to show you a thing btw] Ok 🙂 [Here! (below)... Bros. Man's alleged love interest is literally. Right there. And the bros are staring at each other] 😂😂😂😂 I love ittttt

Buddy… the bald cap

[I know they’re whistling, but… Men will make kissy faces at each other] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Why were they whistling? ['Cause. Just 'cause] Ah ☠️☠️☠️

I’m ded [No, I think they are (jk)] ☠️☠️☠️ Very true. But I meant the jump

Tut!

[Man's a bit of a dumbass laskjfd How much clearer can you get than "don't move"]

A bomb! Le gasp

I love her! (The actress not the character) [I mean, the character's fun too] She is! (Just them together is not… well 🙂 you know 😉 )

[Oop- man died anyway. But took a lot fewer people with him, so. That's good.]

Oh shit, she scurrrd

He’s such a good actorrrrr [I knowwww]

He kill her? [I say nada] Le gasp!

Well. Now I feel bad

He done got stood up and widowed (kinda)

[Oh look, it's Watson and "our dog"]

Wait ☠️☠️☠️☠️ They are at Baker Street? [Holmes is. Watson's moved out, I think] It sounded like he was calling Mary tho [aslkdjf]

Buddy. You’ve been shot

This man is insane

["I've barely noticed your absence" Mmmhmm] ☠️☠️☠️ [Buddy was lying in wait to surprise you, but of course he didn't notice a thing]

WATSON! You Are Shot! Have the actors forgotten?

[Oh, I lied. Apparently he's getting married tomorrow]

“Embrace me.” “EMBRACE ME” I fucking will be using that the day we meet!

[I love lil string maps]

Le gasp!

["A shadowy game" Title drop (ish)]

Buddy. BUDDDY!

How is he still alive? [I don't know... Formaldehyde will literally destroy your stomach]

["Our dog"]

The smileee

["WILL YOUR BEARD BE WITH US ALL NIGHT" CONTEXT?!?!? WHAT'S CONTEXT?!?!?!] ☠️☠️☠️

The glasses 😂😂

“Armageddon!” Mood Holmes moood

Poor Sherlock [Holmes still raging, raging, against the dying of their best bro bud bachelorship]

Is that Mycroft? [idk, but I think so] So do I. Funny… Mycroft in Enola Holmes looks like Watson

Welp

He calls him Shirley tho… I love it [:) The temptation to make an Airplane reference]

“Not a ponce” ["You know me" alksdjflkadsjfa That's all you need, Watson, don't you know?]

Watson. You are being too trusting with that ring that’s been lost how many times already?

[:((((((( Watson so mean] Yes… He was very rude

[I like her :) Noomi Rapace] She looks like Mary… I was confused

Shawn/Sherlock same thing [This is indeed an apt comparison] They way he just did that was sooooo much like Psych

[Ouch] Oooof

Well, shit, eggs sounding pretty good rn [Ma'am. This is a scene about beating a dude up… And you're more concerned with brekkie] I mean— 😁

“She was biting my leg”

Poor Watson ☠️☠️☠️

Ah yes [alskdjf I know where you're going with that alskdjf] Let us hold hands while we walk to my wedding ‘cause that’s what bros do

Awwwww

Poor Sherlock… again [*simultaneously* Poor Sherlock ]

💔💔💔 “Watson… he gone” [:( ]

AGAIN. SIR! SIRE! THE TENSION! and for why!?

Le gasp! [Sir's gonna regret threatening his best bro bud]

“Poor Sherlock” times like 50000

I just… don’t like her ☠️☠️☠️ [I assume the her is Mary?] It’s like she is only even here to be in the way 😩😩 [IT'S THEIR HONEYMOON] Tsch tsch tsch :)

[Is that a gun or are you just happy to se-]

☠️ [Okay, tbf, she was pretty damn cool there] Yeah that’s true!

Um. [:)]

Idk I guess I’m just overly understanding but I hate situations like this where hubby’s bf shows up and like there’s actually a good reason and the new wife is all OMG IM SO DISTRAUGHT THIS WAS OUR big day. And I get it a little but at the same time I don’t ☠️ same happens with wives of husbands with dangerous or demanding jobs being bitchy when he has to leave for work. It frustrates me.

😂😂😂

He threw her off the train. HE THREW HER OFF THE TRAIN! and I get it was to save her but I’m ded

“Did you just kill my new wife?” Sounds a lot like this isn’t the first time ☠️☠️☠️

Sirs

😂😂😂 So much is happening

Also. The photo I just paused on. (below) I’m Ded. DED! DECEASED!!! I REPEAT SIRS ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ I. Am. DED

Buddy. There’s no need to be so in character in the bathroom. Where no one can se— Ah I give up he’s insane

[Sir. Sir. Was that a stick-and-some-grenades or are you just happy to se-] In👏🏼Sane👏🏼

[Sir.] SIR.

THIS MAN AND HIS EXPLODING LIPSTICKS

WATSON HE ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT

Once more!

He looks like joker [I KNOW] Heath ledger one [I gathered]

I was gonna say poor Sherlock, and then he sniffed the bloody rag, and ack! And then… He Ed tossed it off the boat! So ok, poor Sherlock! [asdfklajsflkjf Also he looked at Watson first. He gave up the memory of his love interest while staring at Watson] 😭😭😭😭

Oh no not “violated” [alskdjf] They did enough of that on the train [ALSKDJF]

The laugh! I’m dead

[Bickering bros. Married vibes] Lovers Jusssssst bros

Funny side story my dad got robbed by gypsies one time [aslkdfj well damn] Him and his cousin. The women seduced em, got em drunk, and robbed em blind 😂😂 ☠️☠️

Speak of the gypsy… I’m ded

Wot is this fucking movie? Nope, that's it: it’s a bloodline thing… They are all insane

This screen is cutting it mighty close

I like this Mycroft! He a lot less assholish! [This is true. Just a little more... nekked (I assume)] Scratch that he’s just— well yes lol But he’s way better. Only good thing the other one does is allow Sherlock to be Enola’s caregiver

Well damn

Ahh more ofmd vibes with the hidden passage [How dare you] Wot 👀☠️ [Bring up the pain of that show] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ [Twice] 😁😁 Not my fault [Mmmhmm] I say what I see

Le gasp He’s been had

Oooooof ‘Splosion

[I love her hair] YESSSS

Well… is she takes Irene’s place they will just be dating different fonts of the same person [aslkdfjalksdjf I mean. you're not wrong]

[Um. Um. Sherlock gave up his handkerchief (sign of past love interest) while looking at Watson; Watson gave up his scarf (sign of current wife) while looking at Holmes] ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Poor Sherlock

😂😂😂

Wait Wot. Sir. “Why would I want something I couldn’t control bobbing around between my legs” SIR

ALSO THIS MAN IS ON A FUCKING PONY IM DYING [Please don't; 'twould be a shame] 😂😂😂

This man and kicking in doors

Oooooop he’s been got

Buddy. Why. Would. You. Drink. It. Then again his body is probably just immune by now

Ack. ACKKKKK. ACKKKKK

[Now you'll understand why this song playing on my dryer is so fecking creepy] Slasher flick ptsd [alsdkfj] Yes! Cause he is fucking creepy

Ooooo that got Watson up [*simultaneously* Also, the thing that motivates Watson most is the screams over the intercom, just to point out] 🙂 [aslkfdj]

["To whom" Love you for that Moriarty] Lol! [Sorry, but the grammar obsessed me is happy by that]

Ooooooooop

[btw, this whole scene between Sherlock and Watson... I think it has Vibes. It's been a bit, but I'm pretty sure] Well damn. [Yup, I was right] 🥺🥺🥺💕 ["Always good to see you Watson" and the hand on his arm and the-]

“You didn’t find me; you collapsed a building on me”

Oh shiiiit that’s scurry lol

😦 [:(] Well damn

Oooop- He ded

Watson, he needs a kiss

Oh, wait… He’s got that thing! The thing he used on the dog! [It's called an adrenaline shot, dear lakdsjf] Ack [It's also called his wedding gift]

The fucking run

Ouch

Oh god they are gonna be fun to write [I've come to the conclusion I have to do something too]

[*Sherlock mutters* Watson: "Be nice" Sherlock (essentially): "Fineeee"]

Wot the fuck is that house

☠️☠️☠️ No pressure

Nooooooo. NOOOOOOOOO!!!???! [:)] I’m dying

Why. Are they dancing. Still? [To be. Subtle] Of course

Yes, yes… So very subtle

[They're so. This. Bruhhhh] Oh it’s not their first dance

Well he ded [Poor Simza]

I’m ded… His disguises [:) One of my favorite bits from the original stories]

[Y'all gonna kiss?] ☠️☠️☠️ They might [I joke but also I don't]

☠️☠️ [Lestradeeeee] 🙂

[This is important. This is why I asked if you knew what Reichenbach means. It's a place, but it's significant for a reason]

Oh shit [Yup! He took over the monologue! And did bad things with it!] Oh shiiiit The end

Bruh. BRUH. BROS [He kept his eyes shut. The last thing he saw... was Watson] I KNOW. I KNOW. I FUCKING KNOW

ACK

🙂 I was about to kill you. Just so you know. [I figured]

– – –

Wench: So, before your endpoint, I need to express just how much this story fucked me up. I was a kid and we had a picture book. "The Final Problem" it was called, and it was the story of Holmes and Moriarty and the Reichenbach Falls. This was the cover. (below)

Jezebel: Well damn!!

Wench: And when I tell you. That that fucking book. Made me cry. (Makes me cry, if the time is right.) Every. Fucking. Time.

Jezebel: Ack! Imma need them to get serious about the third movie now

Wench: That line? About "in that dreadful caldron of swirling water and seething foam will lie for all time the most dangerous criminal and the foremost champion of the law of their generation." is a paraphrase of one of the lines from that book. And it is a rare day that I read it and don't struggle

Jezebel: ☹️☹️☹️☹️

Wench: Anyway... endpoint to you!

Jezebel: How feeeeeeeeeeeeeee- no. How fuuuuuuuuuucking dare you lead me into that ending blind you Wench

Wench: Because it deserved to not be spoiled. My favorite part of the movie right there

Jezebel: Of all the dastardly, deceiving, horrrible things! So evil! So evil. So *opens new Google Doc* evil 😭😭😭😭😭

Wench: We're gonna go back in our convo and find out that I did warn you and we just forgot… Devour, take two

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Wench: You cannot tell me that scene wasn't golden though. And the look? The Look?!?!?! THE LOOK.

Jezebel: It was. He 😭😭 he smiled and just cartwheeeled off like yep all is good now I got one last look.

Wench: Can you see why he's (this specific version of the character) on my fave list?

Jezebel: YES! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Ahhhh I love RDJ omg

Wench: I meant the self-sacrificial bit but go off ig ME TOO

Jezebel: Of course he is ma’am 😂😂 that’s just your type

Wench: I've been attacked. It's true, but still

Jezebel: I'm not ok 😭😭😭😭😭 Even though I suspected he wasn’t dead… Mainly because there is a third movie in the works… I still am not ok. I was like: Welp. This has been a good friendship. But I’m bout to head out now..

Wench: RUDE

Jezebel: Bruh by the time they finally make the third movie, there will be a third Enola Holmes and I’m pretty sure they said Watson will be introduced

Wench: Ooop-

Jezebel: I’ll have pre bros and post bros and I may just die. Ngl I already have a doc like very VERY rough drafted for Enola Holmes Sherlock but I wanted to see the RDJ movies first ☠️ to get a better feel of how they act

Wench: I love it :))) You got any other endpoint comments?

Jezebel: Yes! Mary flipped her bitchiness in the end and I’m here for it

Wench: This is true!

Jezebel: And I love Mycroft! But I can’t reallly think of much more endpoint ☠️☠️☠️ movies are hard ☠️ to end point I mean. ‘Cause I feel like I explained enough through it, yanno?

Wench: Yeah, that’s fair. Do you see what I mean about Die Forelle being creepy af now tho?

Jezebel: YES Also, I’m hurt and now have to sleep on that, you Wench

Wench: Think of it this way... it's the ideal domain for fics… Angsty out the freaking wazoo

Jezebel: I KNOWWWW! but you don’t have to pretend there’s a happy ending… You just expand it

Wench: The thing is. The Thing. Is. Angst. And Hurt/Comfort. Have apparently become my ideal genres. So… I need to come up with something to write (PROMPTS ARE ACCEPTED at @scripted-downfall --- within the constraints of sooooo much work 😭)

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Yesss

Wench: But that's for a later time. Ready to call it a night?

Jezebel: Yes!

Wench: Oh, what’s our next react?

Jezebel: The Musketeers, right?

Wench: laksjdf;lksajdf I was giving you the choice to pick something else. Or say no

Jezebel: 😌😌Wench: Hell yeahhhhhhh! Alright, then... 'Til tomorrow, for The Musketeers!

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