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saturncodedstarlette · 1 year

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Detective!Ghost : Punch me in the face!

Y/N : …punch you? 🤨

Detective!Ghost, points to his face : Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn’t you hear me?

Y/N, squints : I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

Detective!Ghost, rolls his eyes : Oh, for god’s sakes.

Detective!Ghost, smacks them hard across the face :

Y/N, gasps : 😨😵‍💫

Y/N, returns the punch to his face :

Detective!Ghost, stumbles a bit : Thank you. That was …that was…

Y/N, continues to punch him in the gut :

Y/N, puts Ghost in a headlock : You ought to remember, Ghost, I was a soldier! I killed people!

Detective!Ghost, struggles to break free : You were a doctor!

Y/N, grips harder : I had bad days!

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strangesthirdeye · 7 months

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Sherlock:*opens the body bag*

John: *shocked because he saw Y/n in a body bag with airpods in her ears*

also John: uhm.. Sherlock, shouldn't the clothes or items related to the corpse be separated?

Sherlock: *groan in frust* Y/n! How many times have I told you not to sleep in a body bag!

Y/n: *gets up and yawns while stretching her hands and cracking her spine* nice bed ever

John:...

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incorrect-moriarty-sherliam · 2 months

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John * at the police station*: Hi, I’m here for Sherlock

Officer: Last name?

John: Ah, you must be new.

#moriarty the patriot #incorrect moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #yuumori #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock

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vodkabutgay · 8 days

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[Time skip Moriarty Gang]

Albert: Sherlock's eyes are blue right?

William: They’re sapphire! With hints of deep blue and silver when the light hits just right.

Louis: And when was the last time he smiled?

William: This morning. 10:38 am when I offered him tea!

Sebastian: Right...and when is my birthday?

William:

Sebastian: When is my birthday Will?

#yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #sherlock holmes #sherliam #william james moriarty #sebastian moran #albert james moriarty #louis james moriarty #yuumori #incorrect quotes

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iamreallysherlocked · 1 year

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John: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Sherlock: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

John: ...

John: Fuck you.

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shyjusticewarrior · 8 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 134

Jason: We here?

Tim: Two streets away, but this'll do.

Jason: For what?

Tim: Punch me in the face.

Jason: Punch you?

Tim: Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?

Jason: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

Tim: Oh, for god's sake. *punches him*

Jason: *punches him back*

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whispersfrom221b · 8 months

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Sherlock: Are you sure you want to wear … this?

John: What's wrong with it? Those are my normal clothes.

Sherlock: Exactly.

John: We're just going to have dinner somewhere.

Sherlock: If that's how you talk to all of your dates, it's no wonder that you're still single.

John: Date?

Sherlock: Yes, John, date.

John: We're going on a … date. You and I. Did I miss something? When did we decide to go on a date?

Sherlock: You asked me not four hours ago if we want to have dinner at Angelo's today. I agreed and you said, and I quote, "Great. It's a date."

John: That's a phrase.

Sherlock: I should have known that after your hundreds of attempts to find a wife, agreeing on a date turned into a phrase to you. Stupid, Sherlock.

John: No, I mean it. It's actually a phrase. But we could, if you like. You know, make it a real date.

Sherlock: Is that another phrase?

John: No, that's me asking you out.

Sherlock: For romantic purposes?

John: That's the general idea behind dating.

Sherlock: Fine.

John: Good. That's… good. Great, actually. Just give me a second and I will change in something different.

Sherlock: No need, the first impression is already ruined.

John: Dating you is going to be fun.

Sherlock: Of course. Everything with me is fun.

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crazydaymycrazyway · 29 days

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William: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing today?

Sherlock: I don't know, how are you?

William, flustered: Well, I-

Albert, looking at them from the opposite couch: I'm doing well, thank you

#incorrect quotes #moriarty the patriot #william james moriarty #sherlock holmes #albert james moriarty #sherliam #flirting #albert's seriously beautiful though

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onceandfuturelesbian · 1 month

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merlin: newsflash, i have no plan.

merlin: everything i’ve done in the last ten years has been me making stuff up as i go along.

#gaius: yeah no shit sherlock #bbc merlin #merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #bbcm #merthur incorrect quotes #merlin incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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loichte · 1 month

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Liam: You bought a taco? Louis: Yes. Liam: From the same truck that hit Sherlock?! Louis, with a mouthful of taco: Supporting the right people

#moriarty the patriot #william james moriarty #sherlock holmes #yuukoku no moriarty #incorrect quotes #louis james moriarty

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tachikoma-x · 3 months

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What is with that Sherlo-lisa smile?

“Hey John, check out my investigative notes on the lord of crime.”

“But Sherlock, this is just a page with the name ‘Liam’ scribbled all over?”

#incorrect mtp #mtp sherlock #mtp john watson #moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty

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saturncodedstarlette · 1 year

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Detective!Ghost, leaning closer to insepct : Do people actually read your blog?

Detective!Y/N, stops typing abruptly :

Detective!Y/N, glances at him : Where do you think our clients come from?

Detective!Ghost : I have a website.

Detective!Y/N, sighs & went back to typing : In which you enumerated two hundred and forty different types of bourbon brands. Nobody’s reading your website.

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strangesthirdeye · 8 months

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Sherlock: *makes a deduction about the characteristics of the killer*

Y/n: *looks at Sherlock with a look of love*

Sherlock: *stops when he notices Y/n is silent* What are you doing?

Y/n: *with an expression of falling in love and a sweet smile* You're smart.. I love you.

Sherlock: *stopped responding and looked at Y/n with a blank expression*

John: *sighing* I think you broke him.

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incorrect-moriarty-sherliam · 3 months

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#moriarty the patriot #incorrect moriarty the patriot #sherliam #yuukoku no moriarty #yuumori #sherlock holmes

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 3 months

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(Eddie and his parents are arguing about Christopher, and Buck is there) Helena: Buck, would you please excuse us? Eddie: Buck stays. Ramon: This is a family matter - Eddie: - THAT'S WHY HE STAYS!

#incorrect quotes #911 #buddie #buxkley-diaz family #original: sherlock #eddie diaz #evan buckley #helena diaz #ramon diaz #christopher diaz #911 on abc

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creekfiend · 3 months

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the thing is that "what if sherlock holmes was a diagnostician" is in fact a somewhat interesting question, the answer to which would be something in almost every respect utterly unlike HOUSE MD

#i hate when people get sherlock holmes incorrect bc its like now i gotta be responsible for this water bottle #and the water bottle is some okay 19th century detective stories #i know too much about arthur conan doyle for this. dont make me do it

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