#sherman young

[toringo]

frank pricely for the doodle request thing

Here you go! Our favourite capitalist... Thank you sm for the request! I hope you like it!

#i love him #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid black friday #nightmare time #frank pricely #sherman young #wiggly #doodle requests #myart #will post others soon!!!

[ssszlami]

hatchetfield as onion articles :)

i will never get sick of these

#hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #sherman young #bill woodward #melissa tgwdlm #ted spankoffski #ezekiel perkys buds #paul matthews #ken davidson #sam sweetly #charlotte sweetly #boy jerry #girl jeri #linda monroe #officer bailey

[spookysplatt]

"average person spends $400 on Black Friday" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person spends $49.95 per Black Friday. Sherman Georg, who lives in his immortal mother's mansion & spends $44,999 on 850 Wiggly dolls, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#has this been done #it's a factoid! you can't escape boy! #black friday #hatchetfield #starkid #sherman young #sheila young #wiggog y'rath

[ratsarecute4]

Some Hatchetfield Headcanons

Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school

Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda

Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie

Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency

There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)

Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece

The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol

Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes

The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club

Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes

Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes

Steph had a creepypasta phase

No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him

The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding

Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass

Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them

Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again

Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity

Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed

Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase

Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill

Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job

I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology

Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"

Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected

#hatchetfield #hatchetfield headcanon #ted spankoffski #paul matthews #max jägerman #max jagerman #grace chasity #charlotte sweetly #miss holloway #richie lipschitz #pete spankoffski #ruth fleming #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #honey queen #killer track #clivesdale #sherman young

[honeyspawn]

Black Friday characters according to my friend who has never seen Black Friday (but has seen tgwdlm)

inspired by this post

#the slurpee incident of '08 #starkid #black friday #tom houston #lex foster #hannah foster #becky barnes #linda monroe #wilbur cross #ethan green #frank pricely #gary goldstein #sherman young #howard goodman #xander lee

[teranobriss]

Hatchetfield + Onion Headlines, part 4 of ??

feat nightmare time

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #nightmare time 2 #nightmare time #abstinence camp #sherman young #onion headlines #stephanie lauter #boy jerry #girl jeri #ezekiel starkid #paul matthews #paul perkins #frank pricely

[hipsternumbertwo]

Nightmare Time 2 (Vol 1-4) Soundtrack on Spotify [The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals] [Black Friday] [Nightmare Time] [Workin Boys] [Nerdy Prudes Must Die]

#zoey chambers #linda monroe #lex foster #miss holloway #sherman young #girl jeri #boy jerry #ziggs #hfgifs #nightmare time 2 #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #team starkid #mariah rose faith casillas #lauren lopez #jon matteson #kim whalen #angela giarratana #jaime lyn beatty #curt mega #jeff blim #bryce charles #jae hughes

[fictionalheroine]

The shopping day from hell

#starkid #team starkid #black friday starkid #black friday musical #general macnamara #linda monroe #wiggly #tom houston #becky barnes #lex foster #hannah foster #sherman young #gary goldstein #wilbur cross #xander lee #ethan green #hfgifs #paul matthews #emma perkins #frank pricely #howard goodman #wiggog y'wrath

[schizoid-marvin]

Some kids playing papas pizzeria and a father and son, nothing nefarious going on :^)

#richard lipschitz #richie lipschitz #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #ruth fleming #sherman young #frank pricely #nightmare time #starkid #nerdy prudes must die

[ace7librarian]

Black friday is so much funnier when you know Sherman has been worshiping the lords in black from birth.

Sheila: Sherman, I can't believe I'm saying this, but... I need you to go to toy zone.

Sherman: TOY ZONE????

Sheila: and buy all of the dolls.

Sherman: ALL THE DOLLS??????

Sheila: all. Of. The. Dolls.

And then he calls the rich cult leader "mommy".

#black friday musical #starkid #hatchetfield #nmt daddy #sherman young #sheila young #lords in black #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #rambling in librarian

[queen-of-hobgobblers]

Clivesdale residents: We really have no idea what happens in Hatchetfield but- Ted, Charlotte and Sam: *Singing randomly as they go about their day* Grace: *Cheerfully murdering guys with a book to a chorus of screams* Professor Hidgens: *Screaming on and on about ridiculous conspiracy theories* Sherman, Linda and Tom: *On their knees worshiping some kind of stuffed doll* Alice and General MacNamara: *Randomly jump out of the bushes to shoot them down* Peanuts the pocket-sized squirrel: *Cheering them on from General MacNamara’s pocket* Ziggs and Danny: *Smoking weed* Deb: *Is in a scream-fight with Bill right next to them* Paul and Emma: *Casually flirting as this all goes down but stop every once in a while to cuss out the Clivesdale residents* Clivesdale residents, grimacing: At this point, we really don’t want to know.

#random clivesdale resident: i'd feel safer if we raised the bridge again #ted spankoffski #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly #henry hidgens #sherman young #linda monroe #tom houston #alice woodward #general macnamara #peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel #ziggs #deb #bill woodward #paul matthews #emma perkins #grace chastity #starkid #hatchetverse #paulkins #grace chasity #tw guns #tw drugs

[bby-daesung]

Wiggly Sweater Vest 💚

1/5 Lords in Black sweater vests

#wiggly #starkid #black Friday musical #hatchetfield #lords in black #sherman young #knitting #im trying to make sweater vests of all the lords in black #I’m almost done with nibbly and want to do blinky next! #I hope I can get them done in time for the npmd youtube release #whenever that might be #my art

[inkwell-illustrations]

Part 4!

Boy Jerry requested by: @yourworsest

Barry Swift & Sherman Young requested by: @pangothepangolin

part 1 part 2 & part 3

#boy jerry #barry swift #sherman young #do it for him #nmt abstinence camp #daddy nmt #black friday musical #black friday starkid #starkid #abstinence camp #nightmare time 2 #nmt2 #black friday #starkid black friday #starkid hatchetfield #hatchetfield series #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #hatchetblr

[snarky-wallflower]

okay, I’m thinking about Sherman Young. Mostly because of his obsession with the Wiggly dolls in a very weird and freaky way. I have to imagine Wiggly was watching that with a face of horror, thinking, “okay, the restie-westies of my worshippers can stay, but THAT GUY is dying as fast as I possibly can make it.”

#I imagine him being a bit relieved when Lex shot Sherman #sherman young #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #black friday #hatchetfield #snarky speaks #congrats Sherman you managed to unnerve the ELDRITCH GOD

[stupid-starkid-headcannons]

The Lords in Black appear before Sherman Young as ponies.

Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

oh god yes

#lords in black #sherman young #team starkid

[lilacthebooklover]

i just finished watching 'daddy' and wow was it unhinged. however, as much as i enjoyed the plot of it itself, i couldn't stop noticing the parallels to 'hey melissa'.

it begins with a character going about their everyday life, interacting with work colleagues. then, the antagonist is introduced, and they want to date the focus character. this quickly spirals into something horrifying. paul is kidnapped and kept locked in melissa's apartment. he's forced to act like something he's not. she tasers and demeans him. he isn't allowed to leave. meanwhile, frank is kidnapped and kept locked in a dungeon after he tries to run away. he's forced to act like something he's not. sheila locks frank out of the house in a storm, then sends marco after him when frank attempts to leave and she tries to kill him. he isn't allowed to leave. paul encounters ted while locked away. ted is murdered during their captivity. frank encounters barry while locked away. barry dies of an untreated wound caused by their captor during their captivity. bill enters melissa's apartment, unknowing of the horrors within, and she tries to kill him. daddy's ted enters sheila's mansion, unknowing of the horrors within, and she does kill him. melissa and sheila are both openly referred to as young and attractive. paul and frank both had pet dogs that died. ted and barry were both the first to get caught up in their respective tormentors' plots and died as a result. even down to the creepy "daddy"/"puss" themes. the ending of hey melissa is paul going back to her due to his stockholm syndrome and continuing to be treated like a cat. the ending of daddy is frank being stuck with sherman, who says he'll be his daddy "for ever and ever and ever-". so on and so forth. now, consider the fact that melissa didn't have any external influences from demons. she wasn't stealing the lives of hundreds with the help of the black book and the lords in black. she wasn't supernaturally old or with any lore-related backstory. melissa was just like that. i'm not sure which one freaks me out more.

#starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time #the hatchetfield series #hatchetfield universe #paul matthews #hey melissa #melissa starkid #starkid analysis #nmt #nightmare time 2 #ted spankoffski #frank pricely #sherman young #sheila young #lords in black #wiggly #bliklotep #nibbly #pokotho #the lords in black #nibblenephim #tinky #tnoy karaxis #bill woodward #daddy nightmare time #barry swift #man in a hurry