Yang Xiao Long is so wifeguy coded
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Okay, au where sha healing transmigrated but when she read pidw she's was like the biggest liu mingyan simp ever??? So when she transmigrated she's always getting gifts for mingyan and just straight up ignoring the entire plot and lou binghe and liu mingyan is so confused on why this demon girl likes her so much? And the first demonic invasion she led she actually just asked to fight liu mingyan and give her gifts too omfg-
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(My) 🐉🌸 according to the whispering public:
"Poor girl, doomed to be that devil's pet. At least he seems to favor her much... She must be especially good at warming his bed."
"What are you talking about? If I get to live in luxury without having to work a day in my life, I'd even bark and roll over like a dog, haha!"
How they actually are:
🐉: "Beloved... I hear the ice cream truck."
🌸: "Alright, go get my purse."
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thinking a lot about how you're supposed to burn the best part of your meal to get the gods' attention. thinking a lot about how sally burned the remains of a milkshake someone else drank and poseidon still showed up immediately anyway.
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upon my rewatch of season 6 of BTVS I gotta be real here. say what you will abt Mayor Wilkins but he would NEVER have left his murder daughter to struggle alone with debts and a sister. he’d be like “sweetie you own real estate that people live in, why are you working a minimum wage job?.. come now I am going to teach you the most useful evil skill you’ll ever learn, it’s called Being a Landlord” and then pay all her bills and make her drink her milk bc calcium is important
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She sent this to Kate bishop. It's Kate's work laptop background. I'm so sure
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