Tumgik
#shes got the hothead trait so she GRUMPY
goldenwaves · 3 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
two very different morning energies
45 notes · View notes
brandtner · 2 years
Text
User guide for CROATIA or DRAZEN KRLEZA
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear (name), Thank you for ordering from Yugotalia Corp. Here is a list of instructions for caring for your new Yugoloid DRAŽEN unit! We are not responsible for any damage made to you or your house. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Your DRAŽEN unit comes with : One (1) DALMATIAN DOG unit Two (2) ties and one (1) bow tie One (1)  suit One (1) military outfit One (1) poetry and fairytale book Three (3) bottles of rakija One (1) guitar ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Technical Specifications:   Name: Dražen Krleža. Will also reply to " Croatia", "Hrvatska", "Cro", "Selfish bastard", "Serbia" but he won’t be happy if you call him the last two names.... Age: 23 Place of manufacture: Zagreb, Croatia Height:  175cm Weight: TOP SECRET ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PROGRAMMING DRAŽEN is equipped with following traits: Singer/Guitarist    He is pretty good at singing and better at playing guitar. So if you need a good singer or guitarist in your band, you can use him! Fashion model     Need money? Don’t worry! DRAŽEN has the most beautiful beaches in Europe after all, so you can make him be the Fashion model! Teacher                He is good at teaching Croatian and he would be better art/poetry teacher! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Removal of DRAŽEN from box 1. Play Croatian anthem really loud. He will jump out of the box and start singing along. While he is singing you can reprogram him. 2. Play Serbian anthem. He will jump out and look around house to find SERBIA. When he clams down you can reprogram him. 3. Make some croatian food and put it next to box. He will open the box and start eating. While he is eating you can reprogram him. He will later give you a little rakija as thank you for food. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reprogramming After getting him out of the box, you can reprogram him to following modes. Grumpy (default) Hotheaded and proud (default) Gentleman Protective brother Romantic Sad OCC First two mods are his normal personality. Gentleman mode is what it means. And he will call you Master/Miss/Lady etc. Protective brother mode means he will be the over protective sibling you never had.... Romantic mod, you will have to find it out yourself Sad mod is basically when you remind him of Yugoslav wars, WW2 or WW1. Or any other war. (he hates wars) He will probably lock himself in his or your room for a few weeks. OCC is when he acts VERY diffrent than usual. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Relationships with other units SERBIA : His arch-rival is Serbia and Croatia will do anything to keep him away from his house and friends. If you put them together in romantic mode and lock them in your room for few weeks, you can espect some Serbo-Croatian babys.... SLOVENIA : He was actually pretty good friends with Slovenia, until they started having fights over their backyards. Croatia calls Slovenia a whiny bitch, since he is quite a crybaby to the EU when it comes to this, while Slovenia calls Croatia a selfish bastard since he simply won't let go. BOSNIA  : DRAŽEN sees him as his little brother, he cares about him. If you want them to have babys than you have to put them in romantic mode and wait few months. HERZEGOVINA : She is his cousin and they get along. GERMANY : He is DRAŽENS BFF. But even Germany is a bit afraid of Croatia's anger button. ITALY : They were enemies before but they are friends now. They can have romantic relationship if you want. Everyone else : Most of other units like him becouse he lets them visit his beaches. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cleaning He can clean for himself and he can clean himself. If he trusts you he will want you to take a bath with him. If you see his scars, dont ask him how he got them, it will make him depressed/sad. Feeding He loves Balkan and slavic food, but he will eat anything you give him. Rest He loves to sail to islands. He sleeps whenever he wants to. Dont wake him up or he will go to his special mode. He also loves romantic films, books and Dating simulation games. He enjoys a good football game too! He loves to go to irish pubs. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAQ Q: His dalmatian dog is gone and he is too! A: Dont worry, he will come back as soon as he finds his dog. Q: He looks like he wants to kill me! A: Congrats! You unlocked his INSANE MODE! He will want to kill you and if he fails he will go and kill half of your town. He is good at hiding it so dont worry about police. You can get him out of this mode by talking to him for a few hours. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Problem: I did not get DRAŽEN. I got some little cute kid that speaks only croatian! Solution: We send you a Little!Croatia! If you want you can send him back and your DRAŽEN will come in few days! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He is actually quite polite, hospitable, caring and fun to be with, behind his egoistic facade. If you want any other Yugotalian or your Yugotalian is broken call this number: 066-545-7878-22 .
So i saw some people do this and i was like why dont i try this with yugotalia?
im sory for my bad english1 DON’T REALLY CALL THAT NUMBER. -Laura -Bruzi (fixed typos)
18 notes · View notes
muse-oleum · 4 years
Text
Fucknemies (fuckbuddies but with angst)
Yes, I’m aware I have an appalling sense of humor. 
Kingsman - Harry Hart x fem!OC
Based on this lovely anon’s request: Hi! Can ya write Harry with a Kingsman agent, enemies to lovers?
Summary: the mission agents Kay and Galahad were on goes to hell, where they finally stop bickering and start appreciating what the other has to give (*cough cough*)
This is going to be two parts, because I got carried away, so stay tuned for the smut! I toned down the ‘enemies’ to more ‘frenemies’ but I hope it’s still what the nonnie wanted. 
Word count: 2k85
Warnings: violence, swearing, prostitution, heavy themes, mentions of human trafficking
Also, my inspiration for this was this song, it’s badass, sexy and fits the theme of the underworld agencies pretty well. 
Tumblr media
Agent Kay landed at Kingsman in the most uncharacteristic manner. She was, first of all, the illegitimate daughter of a wealthy tradesman based here in England; and her mother was an upper-end prostitute. 
Now, that shut up all these snobbish Kingsman boys alright. They didn’t know where to look ever since she had dropped the “w bomb,” as Merlin liked to call it. Her attitude, that of one raised between Soho and the up-end, was so ambiguous that most men were terrified by her. 
Most didn’t include agent Galahad. But then again he was rarely terrified by anything. Kay suspected he didn’t know what fear was. 
Little did Kay know that Galahad, or Harry, as she refused to call him, thought the exact same of her. Such lovely pet names as “hothead,” “idiot” or the more colorful and incontestably heartfelt “fucking imbecile,” were some of Harry’s favorite ways of nicknaming his feisty partner. 
For some reason, Merlin and Arthur absolutely delighted putting these two together for dangerous missions. It was almost as if their constant fighting in-between near-death and near-misses were their Sunday evening football gig. 
They loved it; and Merlin really couldn’t wait for his two friends to get their heads out of their own arses, and end that intolerable sexual tension once and for all. It was hanging over every curtain and curled up in every teapot, sizzling and unmistakably there. 
On that particular evening, Kay and Galahad were on an undercover “recognition” mission - the word had been stoically stressed by Merlin, the painful hitch in his voice the only indication that he already knew that shit was about to go down. Bad. 
So, an undercover mission. At some oil titan’s mansion somewhere in Italy. About two hundred guests and three different pools in which to drown Galahad if he became too irritating. Perfect. 
As Kay was exploring various creative ways to make him shut up if needed, Harry was troubled. 
He was troubled by the fact that he had a hard time focusing on anything else than the way her shoulders shone in the light of the chandeliers, or how her breath caused her chest to rise up, or how the thigh-high split in that godforsaken dress caused his mind to blank. 
It was all really infuriating. She was infuriating. 
Hot-blooded, compassionate, high-strung but cool under pressure, stunning, with the mouth of a sailor. She was delightful and sinful, all at the same time. And the older agent simply didn’t know what to do with himself every time he was near her. 
No doubt she thought him arrogant, snobbish and probably too old-fashioned. 
Little did she know all he longed for was to do very un-old-fashioned things with her. 
So, everything he said came out wrong, and with her quick wit, she absolutely murdered him with every comeback. He wasn’t sure what made her so enticing, apart from all the above, but he knew that virtually everyone was either terrified or drooling after her. Or both. 
Most of the time, both. 
A movement on her left caught Kay’s eye. Galahad was beckoning to her. They were posing as a couple, a little hint amongst the billions Merlin had already worked very hard to give them. 
Eggsy said he never face palmed as much as when his two favorite agents were out in the field together. 
“Do you see him?” Galahad whispered, his eyes unfocused but trained on the far corner of the room. 
Kay followed his gaze, immediately spotting the armed goon, one arm under his vest, no doubt cradling a gun, scanning the room in a would-be subtle manner. 
“They know someone’s there.” 
“On a scale of one to ten, how fucked are we?” Kay asked, her tone all that was innocent. 
Harry shot her a look. Her neck was craned towards the bar, avoiding looking in the direction of the armed man, although he knew she was following his every movement. 
He couldn’t help but notice how the slope of her neck met with her right shoulder in a sensuous curve. Her breaths were coming more rapidly now, and, as ungentlemanly as it was, Harry simply could not take his eyes off of her. 
She caught him staring, arching her eyebrow, and he realized he hadn’t answered her question.
“If they find us out, a solid seven.”
She scoffed, “we got out of a nine before, seven’s a joke.” 
Harry glared at her. 
“Last time, the nine was because of all issues locked, here the seven is because we’re clearly outnumbered. We weren’t outnumbered last time. So let me rephrase that: it’s a nine and a bit and we’re fucked.”
It was her turn to glare, sending him a look that plainly stated that she didn’t see the need for making such a fuss. 
“So what’s the plan now?” Kay asked, eyes going around the room. 
Three more armed agents had shown up, but nobody else here seemed to have noticed them. Wearing dark suits and all-too visible earpieces, Kay wondered how people could be so unobserving. 
“Get the fuck out ‘s the plan,” came a strong Scottish voice, a little too strained for her liking. 
“But we’ve achieved nothing,” she whispered, angry that the mission would be fruitless. 
She knew that oil trader had another, much more unpleasant, and definitely illegal trading business. Involving humans. 
As the daughter of a prostitute, she knew too well what exploitation was like. Her mother had not coddled her, but had shown her the ugly truth of her world. She could not stand by as others suffered a similar, sometimes worse, fate. 
“I agree,” Galahad said, causing Kay to look up sharply, surprised to hear her oh so careful partner agreeing with her. “Kay’s right, there are lives at stake here that we can’t ignore.” 
Kay blinked once, properly stunned. 
It’s not that Harry was unfeeling - he was doing this job to save lives too, after all - but he was sometimes too cerebral and restrained for her liking. 
Although, weirdly, she had to admit she liked that too. They were complementary; one was always there to catch the other. Perhaps that was Merlin’s scheming all along? The annoying Scot had something of a knack for psychoanalysis. 
Galahad’s brow was set, lips pursued and eyes hard. The traits of a man hellbent on seeing at least part of this through. She noticed how handsome he was, and how his charisma came not from his appearance so much as his demeanor. 
“So what do we do?” she asked, a little breathless, “do we keep snooping around and pray to all the gods and goddesses above to make it out in one piece?” 
“Pretty much.”
“You know what, Harry, for once, I won’t call you an arrogant upper-class jerk.” 
Kay left him standing there, a small smile on her face. She could hear Merlin grumbling something about murdering the two of them once he got them back at HQ. 
Nobody really cared about Merlin’s grumbling, as a rule; it was his default communication method. 
“Kay, take the upper floor and search for a door locked with a code. I’ll hack it. Galahad, take the gallery, you two keep an eye out. They know you’re here.” 
“I’m the soul of discretion, Merlin.” 
Kay heard Harry guffaw through her earpiece, earning him a smirk. 
“Ye, I’ll believe you if you come back without a hole through your head. Get to it.”
Always the picture of optimism and positivity, Kay thought, amused. Oh, let’s see what you’re hiding there...
She’d come to a locked door requiring a code. Patiently, Kay waited for Merlin to send her the code through her glasses. She waited a few seconds, before asking:
“Merlin? I need the code now, not in three hundred years.” 
“Afraid you won’t get it, princess,” came a voice that was decidedly not Merlin’s. 
Kay whirled around, face to face with a rather grumpy looking armed guard and his equally grumpy companion. 
Shit. So much for discretion. 
Without leaving her much time to deliberate, he attacked, slashing her arm with a knife she hadn’t noticed. It was painful, but bearable. His friend looked on, a small smile pasted on his face. 
Don’t you worry, sweetheart, I’m going to wipe that smile off your face in no time. 
Her retaliation came swiftly. 
If people had been praising Black Widow on screen - and she had to admit Scarlet Jo had the moves down - she was a Black Widow. That man never knew how his neck broke, or indeed how her legs were suddenly wrapped around his throat at all. 
His friend had stopped smiling, a moderate improvement to his otherwise average features. He looked much better grumpy. 
Your turn, sweetie. 
Too bad Kay had failed to notice another armed agent - not her armed agent, unfortunately - because it really could have ended here and there if she had. 
Instead, she felt the bullet slice through her thigh even before she registered the sound of the trigger. It tore through muscle and lodged itself in the bone, causing her to scream out in pain. Blood was gushing out; all she could hope for now was that Harry was near and that the bullet had missed the artery. 
Somehow, she wasn’t too hopeful. 
“Nice little trick you got there. With those legs, it’s hardly surprising. Too bad I had to aim for them, eh?” 
That was the last thing he ever said. 
A disheveled, very angry and murderous looking Harry ended his life here and there, sparing him the pain he had inflicted on Kay only because his conscience told him so. 
A very flimsy, very tiny part of his conscience. 
“Too bad, indeed,” he said, before rushing to Kay’s side. 
Her vision was blurred and even though she tried to stem the blood flow, she knew the bullet had at least scraped the artery. 
“Merlin, what the fuck were you doing?” 
That caused her to chuckle slightly. Hearing Harry swear was one of the most entertaining things in her life. It was so out of place, so opposite his brushed-up, gentleman front. 
“Those bastards cut the connection!” came the angry voice of the Scotsman. “Get her out of here, I’ll send the car. It’ll be a bumpy ride, so you better hold on to her, and whatever you do, don’t let her lose consciousness ye hear me?” 
The car ride was one of Kay’s worst experiences ever. 
She wanted to throw up, almost did, refrained herself from emptying her stomach right on Harry’s impeccable waistcoat. The shivers arrived just before they reached HQ, where a literal battalion of nurses took over. 
Harry, covered in blood, made a move to go after her, when a hand on his shoulder stopped him. 
“Wasn’t your fault. They got us clean.”
He turned towards Merlin, jaw set. 
“She’ll be furious, she really wanted to take him and his human trafficking gang down.” 
“And someone else will, I promise. For now, ye need a drink, and a strong one. You also need to finally get it off your chest because I swear, if having her nearly die is what’s gonna take to make the two of you fucking focus again, I’ll do it again.”
Harry turned a disbelieving look towards his friend. With narrowed eyes, he took a step towards him. Merlin held up his hands.
“This one wasn’t my doing, but I hope it’s helped you realize how much of an idiot you’ve been. She’s a keeper, but you keep pushing her away with you high-almighty attitude. Stop being a goddamn idiot.” 
This time, Harry was quite simply speechless. 
“Ex-excuse me?”
Merlin ran a hand over his eyes, sighing deeply. 
“You’re mad about her, she’s mad about you, so you fight because none of you can see how much you mean to each other. Honestly, it’s exhausting. Get it over with.”
Merlin walked away, leaving his friend ruminating the reproaches over in his head. 
That he loved her, he had no doubt. The feeling of utter helplessness and fear that had gripped him when he heard her scream was sickening. 
Yes, she drove him mad. He wanted her desperately; wanted her to like him and want him, need him. Until tonight, when she had snuggled against him, whimpering in pain, he had not thought a woman like her would ever need anyone. 
And she had called him Harry. 
Perhaps Merlin was right and it was time he put the record straight. 
If you guys didn’t notice the subtle hint of Darcy/Elizabeth in there idk what to say to you. Stay tuned for part II!
45 notes · View notes
rxbiteme · 5 years
Text
Bakugo Family Vacation request chapter 2
 There were a few hiccups on the way to the house deep in the forest.
There were a few times where Mitsuki’s joking got to be a little too intense and in the middle of Katsuki’s rage, no one noticed the shift in her eye color. No one really noticed her at all in these instances with Mitsuki egging her hotheaded son on and him taking the bait almost eagerly. It was all in good fun-none of it cruel but the energy was a little hard to deal with and Amelia’s quirk just sort of…went off.
The first time it was a spark plug going dead. Masaru had brought spares just in case (what luck) and after maybe twenty minutes of being pulled over to the shoulder of the road they were back on the road, music pumping through the air. Katsuki realized that his girlfriend was the reason for the mechanical malfunction in the car but didn’t say anything. Instead he held her hand hidden under a jacket across the two of their laps and gave her an apologetic smile. He didn’t care if anyone saw it-this was more important.
The second time it had been because of a careless driver. Someone was swerving in and out of traffic like an idiot and cut them off. There was the sound of squealing breaks, an outburst from Mitsuki that was as colorful as the rainbow and her son followed suit. Amelia squeaked and…quirked. Bad luck was a bit of a burden and when there were morons around that was a bit of a recipe for disaster.
However this time nothing horrendous happened. It wasn’t even that big a deal and it led to one of the funnier memories the group made while in the car.
The man who’d been trying his luck pulled over and hopped out of his car and his pants dropped around his ankles as he walked, tying up his ankles. He fell, ass up as they drove by giving everyone a spectacular view of his purple boxers with pink hearts and the laughter exploded from the luggage packed vehicle as they made their way passed.
Amelia slumped onto Katsuki’s shoulder as they made their way passed howling with laughter.
The rest of the ride went without a hitch. She opened up slowly to everyone and on more than one occasion Mitsuki wondered just how her son had landed a girl like this. She was sweet, funny, and calm in the extreme compared to their son. They didn’t know what had transpired to bring the two of them together but seeing the usually infuriated Katsuki with a small happy smile on his lips was more than they’d dreamed would happen.
The last time someone from UA had come to their home it had been after a harrowing nightmare of an experience. This was what should have happened. Something normal-that showed the spikey blond haired boy’s ability to laugh and grow.
And he was laughing. Maybe not out loud but there was laughter in the lines of the smug smile on his face.
The only thing that had him scowling was the fact that he wasn’t safe from anyone’s jokes. If his mother was quiet then Amelia was there to throw a pointed barb, rapier sharp wit throwing the boy for a loop when she broke her silence to make fun of, well, any of his more “unique” traits. Half the time she spoke about him, answering questions about what the two of them did at school or when they had down time, the words “shorty”-followed loudly by “I’m not short!” at the top of his lungs (everyone knew but damn was it funny to see him get bent to hell) or for a while he was called “sparky” or-this was Mitsuri’s fault-“King explosion Murder” in the most annoying voice. “It’s a good name you just suck!” His hands were going to end up calloused from the way he was going off.
The icing on the cake was when Amelia brought her phone out with a picture of Katsuki from his time training with Best Jeanist.
“Remember this?” He tried to swipe her phone but she moved at the last second in a fit of giggles and everyone lost it, gasping for air as they laughed. The way he exploded shook the car.
It was all in good fun, even though he yelled until he was red in the face. When he saw her face light up and nearly glowing with laughter he smiled, a hand moving to cover the lower half of his face so no one would see just how soft he really could be when it came to her.
When she fell asleep in the car with her nose in a book after the conversation had died down and the sun had set, a few pictures were taken. Some as blackmail, obviously, and others for the simple fact that he had his hand draped around her shoulders holding her against his chest as she breathed deeply.
“You two look so cute together.” Did she have to say it like she was talking to a little kid? Yes. Yes she did.
“Shut up hag,” his usual aggression was gone, the words only a fraction as snarky as they were expecting, but they let it go not wanting to annoy him into real anger.
It was well into the night when the car finally pulled to a stop in a dirt driveway lined with trees. The stopping of the car woke Amelia and she sat up with slightly disheveled hair and Katsuki snickered as she tried to force it to behave.
Masaru insisted that both of them only take their luggage in response to Amelia dragging her grumpy boyfriend to the back of the car to help his father unload after the long drive. Only when they got inside did they realize there was a bit of a problem with the rooming situation.
There were only two rooms even though the house was sprawling. It seemed to have two or three of every kind of room except the bedrooms. There were only two. One on one side of the house and the other on the opposite side.
The two young adults stood in the doorway of the room with blushes creeping up their necks and faces as Mitsuki walked behind them and put a hand on Katsuki’s tense shoulder.
“We figured we’d give you two your own room instead of splitting you up. You’re welcome,” she sang and walked away with a bounce in her step.
They looked at each other and immediately away.
“Oh shit…”
@technicallyflamey
3 notes · View notes
sharktoraptor · 6 years
Text
Survivor Daemons
Here’s a whole bunch of blabber that no one asked for about my Dbd daemon AU, featuring the reasoning behind the forms of the survivor’s daemons and a little about their personalities. Why? Because I can and I felt like typing a whole bunch of stuff that no one will read
There are a lot of additional rules and complications for daemons in trials, and I’m probably going to make a separate post both for that and for the Killer’s daemons (or... current lack thereof), because this got VERY long.
And before we get started, here’s a plug for my currently abandoned fic playing with this concept. Ima get back to it at some point.
First off, I had some limits for survivor forms. Their daemons have to be small, and easy to carry around in a trial. Most of them ended up being birds, with a couple of exceptions. Also, only a couple of the names mean anything- I got almost all of them from a fantasy name generator and just picked one that sounded nice.
Dwight and Zefrita
Zefrita (Zeffie) is a mourning dove, and I chose her form for a couple of reasons. Mourning doves are entirely defenseless against their predators (except for natural camouflage) and are therefore very flighty, anxious birds. They are also known for forming close, lifelong pair-bonds, and since Dwight’s perks are all about teamwork and literal bonds between survivors, that seemed to resonate with him.
Zefrita is a very quiet daemon, and only talks to the other survivor’s daemons (and Dwight, of course). While Dwight stammers and hesitates a lot when he’s flustered or anxious, Zefrita only talks when they have enough conviction about something that she can articulate it clearly. So, it’s a pretty big deal if she says something important- it usually means that it is.
Meg and Skiflit
Skiflit (Skif) is a northern goshawk. I used this analysis to come up with his form, mostly because of the interpretations of loyalty, determination/being goal-driven, and assertiveness, which I all think fit with Meg- or at least, my version of Meg, who’s caring but a bit of a hothead.
Skif talks about as much as Meg does, which is quite a lot, especially in fireside arguments. He’s also the most likely to get physical with the other daemons, whether aggressively or for support/comfort.
Jake and Dancha
Dancha (Dawn) is a raccoon, which I just love for Jake for so many reasons and I was so happy that the form analysis worked out. It really boils down to what he said in the actual fic- they’re highly adaptable/resourceful, conflict-avoidant, and independent animals. Their also curious but in a killed-the-cat sort of way, which seems true to Jake’s character to me.
Dawn tends to let Jake do most of the talking, and really only interacts with the original four survivors daemons, sometimes including Nea and Laurie’s daes if she feels up to it. She and Jake are pretty slow to trust, and even though they feel perfectly comfortable around all the survivors (though they clash with Ace) Dawn keeps her interactions to a minimum to stay in her comfort zone. They don’t have much of any comfort left, after all.
Claudette and Laefertes
Laefertes (Laef) is a barn owl, and I actually think I named him after Laertes from Hamlet for some reason? I think I just had the name stuck in my head, no significance to it. The two traits that really stuck out to me for his form were barn owls having a surprising amount of foresight in caching their extra food and their egg care habits, and the analysis I read also listed owls as being very perceptive, for obvious reasons, which fits well with Claudette’s Empathy (perk and trait) to me.
Claudette and Laef are kind of the greeters of the group, so when someone new shows up at the campfire they do all the explaining and “welcome to a Bad Time” talk. Claudette tends to say more comforting things than hard truths, and Laef compliments her by being the opposite- almost anything out of his mouth is what needs to be said, not necessarily what people want to hear.
Nea and Bayonai
Bayonai (Bayo) is a Siamese cat and listen I have a lot of reasons for it. He’s a cat for obvious reasons- Baker literally describes Nea as catlike in the journal entry- as well as cats being generally friendly, but independent for the most part. Siamese cats in particular are known for being loud attention seekers like no other, and we know that Nea was the epitome of Rebellious Teen (tm) in her day. They also tend to be curious (again, in a killed-the-cat sort of way).
Bayo is my favorite daemon of the bunch, probably because I started writing him first. He and Nea are less counterparts of one another than they are the same person divided into two parts. Bayo has a little more of their caution, but he’s like the friend who is saying “this is a terrible idea, oh my god” while filming it. They have street smarts more than school smarts, but Bayo has a little bit of an edge on Nea when it comes to critical thinking.
Laurie and Aurelio
Aurelio (Ori, which accidentally means they’re Laurie and Ori) is a European robin. His name comes from the Latin word for golden. His form was really hard to find, mostly because the original survivors have just a few canon character traits, whereas Laurie Strode has a whole franchise worth of characterization to sort through. I ended up just using Halloween I and II for my form finding. I used this analysis for Aurelio and I don’t have much to say about it, other than I was relieved to finally find a form that fit.
Aurelio and Laurie are Survivors (tm) in the truest sense of the word, so in my ‘verse they’re kind of dry and cynical. Aurelio tends not to talk very much, and when he does he often says things that are too dark for the conversation he’s contributing to, and is reprimanded by Laurie. They had a perfectly normal human-daemon bond before Myers, but it changed after, and they were never the same.
Ace and Kesina
Kesina (Kess or occasionally Kesi) is an American bullfrog. She’s the only reptile form among the survivors. I’m honestly not even going to say anything else about her form, just link to the analysis because IMO it’s so Ace it hurts. Laid-back is the main trait that I like that I don’t see listed as a major point in the analysis, but frogs are chill as fuck.
Kesina says all the sarcastic and biting things that Ace doesn’t, but in a dismissively calm way that gets a rise out of whoever she’s said it to. Not that he wouldn’t, it’s just funnier if she calls Jake a dumbass in Argentine Spanish than if he does. She and Ace talk to each other almost exclusively in that dialect when they’re being snarky or sarcastic, even if they’re doing the “what do you want to have for dinner!?” routine, because no one can understand what they’re saying and it pisses everyone else off.
Bill and Portril
Portril (no nickname) is a summer tanager, a kind of smallish songbird. Frankly there’s not very much personality lore for Bill out there, even in what Left 4 Dead stuff I tried to dig up, so I went with my personal HC’s for him- grumpy and quiet but altruistic and perceptive old man. Here’s the analysis if anyone is actually reading this, but this is more for my own benefit let’s be real. There’s not a ton of real solid behavior for summer tanagers, but I liked what this person wrote so I went with it.
Bill is quiet and Portril is quieter. Bill contributes a few sentences to the conversation at the campfire every now and then, but the majority of the survivors have never heard Portril say a word.
Feng and Maeslin
Maeslin (Maes) is a numbat (google it), and tbh I should have picked a Chinese-sounding name for him, but I’m too attached to Feng having a daemon she calls Mace to change it. I’d never heard of a numbat before form finding for Feng, but I love how well the weird little things fit with her character. Numbats are specialized eaters and ONLY eat termites. They have to eat 20,000 of the things a day to stay alive. What I get out of that is that the are specialized/single-focus type people, like Feng and her gaming, and work really fucking hard to be good/keep at it.
I haven’t done a lot of thinking about Maes’ personality. I think he and Feng are a Chaotic Neutral disaster duo. He’s a very mobile daemon and tends to climb all over Feng, never staying in one place for too long- it’s a habit he learned very quickly to not bring into trials.
David and Ezriana
Ezriana (Ez) is a magnificent frigatebird and it’s SUCH a shame that she’s not male, because the main reason I picked that form for David is because of the absolute pompous showoffs that male frigatebirds are with that throat pouch of theirs. Frigatebirds are also known for being opportunistically aggressive and basically getting into fights with other species of coastal birds to steal their catches. There’s some more, non-fighty traits that made me decide on frigatebird for Ezriana, but those are really the two main reasons I picked it.
Ezriana is kinda the “kick his ass baby I got yo flower” of the pair, and she always tends to kind of stay out of the thick of it, circling overhead and yelling out insults and encouragement. Her actual personality is pretty laid back when not in conflict mode, and she’s pretty good for conversation around the campfire. Her way of talking is a little more... coherent.. than David, who’s excitable and can get a little carried away.
Quentin and Nynta
Nynta (Nyn, pronounced Nihn) is an earwig. Earwigs are tough little insects and are very adaptable and actually protect their eggs and then care for their young, showing a lot of duty and dedication. I think that fits with what I managed to gather of Quentin’s role in NoES 2010, which I haven’t actually watched. Additionally, fitting into the daemonverse, earwigs are very small, and Quentin keeps Nynta in a lanyard, so that Freddy and no one else has any possible access to touching her.
Nynta never talks, period. No one knows what her and Quentin’s relationship is like, taking into consideration Laurie and Aurelio’s slightly trauma-damaged bond, but everyone knows that Nynta probably doesn’t trust anyone. They’ve never seen her outside of her clear plastic lanyard, which locks from the inside with a one digit combination that only Nynta can open. I imagine she probably settled during the events of NoES 2010.
Tapp and Soliel
Soliel (Sol) is a Florida scrub jay. Scrub jays are committed birds, both to their mates and their territory, and keen and clever observers of what happens in their area and to their things (food caches and stuff). These to me seem like good traits to match a detective’s personality. These birds are also highly specialized to their environment, though, and are unadaptable- that combination of traits makes sense, because Tapp became borderline obsessed with the Saw case in his lore.
Soliel is as focused as her human is, and accepts facts and information readily. Being older than most of the others, she tends not to talk too much unless they’re having an interesting discussion, rather than a time-killing or social conversation.
Kate and Torelian
Torelian (Tori) is a fennec fox. Fennec foxes are super extroverted and sociable animals, and tough critters that are well adapted for going long periods of time without commodities, but not without other people around them. Kate traveled a lot for her music career, but she seems to me like a caring and outgoing person that really connected with her fans. He also matches her aesthetic, and is a cute/attractive form- perfect for a performer’s daemon.
Torelian is as much of a performer as Kate. He can’t play and instrument, but they can sing duets and are, of course, completely in sync at all times. It’s great for cheering up the campfire after rough trials and moments of (extra) hopelessness. He’s a good ear to talk to and offers wholesome advice.
Adam and Samia
Samia (no nickname) is a northern cardinal. I chose the form this morning and frankly I’m tired of resummarizing bird analyses at this point, so here ya go.
I’ve done no character exploration for Samia yet, might edit this when/if I come up with some more for her. Most of the daemons outside the first five or six I’ve done more developing here than otherwise, so we’ll see!
If you got this far you’re my new favorite human, and thank you for listening to my impassioned rambling about my two current hyperfixations mashed into one <3
3 notes · View notes
rosenfey · 6 years
Note
Get to know your character meme - I know I can't have it all but: 01, 03, 05, 07,08, 12, 15, 22, 25, 33, 35, 39 aaand 40 for Gwenuviel.
hey there, thank you! ♥ and you can definitely have it all, there’s no limit for my ocs
01. What does your character’s name mean? Did you pick it for the symbolism, or did you just like the way it sounded?
Definitely for the way it sounds. I’m a huge fan of the name Gwendolin and since Gwen is an elf, I gave it a little elven twist.
03. What would be their favorite physical trait about themselves?
Long and healthy hair.
05. Are they sexually confident or more of the shy type?
*thinks about annuviel pairing* ya, well… likes to be super flirty and suave, but let’s be honest, she’s more abt swords than romance and sometimes is almost clueless about these things [she has Anarietta to teach her tho *wink wink*]
07. Is there a catchphrase or sound that they tend to make a lot (likely without being aware of it)?
“Hmmmm.” but more on the grumpy side [like I-don’t-wanna-talk-to-you-you-uneducated-unimaginative-dishrag] + the silent poker-face glare. She’s here to kill monsters not for your life story.
08. What is, perhaps, their biggest flaw? Are they aware of this or oblivious to it?
Recklesness, being a hothead jumping into dangerous shit on daily basis [usually with intentions of helping someone, or for, as she is a witcher, money]. Also stubborness. She can also hold grudges for a very long time. Don’t make her angry. Also likes to participate in fist fights whenever someone insults elves, even just slightly. And yes, is very aware of all this, but just doesn’t care [also she doesn’t see it as ‘flaws’ to begin with, which is a flaw in itself].
12. Is there some particular talent, skill, or attribute that they simply could not give up?
It would make sense to mention her sparing skills and magical talent [for the witcheress purposes, ofc], but that binch is going to go with her “skill” to move her ears up and down.
15. Is there a certain person in this world that they cannot stand? The very mention of this person’s name makes them tremble with anger or fear.
Only one? Gwen doesn’t want to discriminate, she hates almost everyone.
22. What kind of tattoos, piercings, birthmarks, freckles, and other such unique physical features do they have? 
A floral tatto on her right shoulder + two identical tattoos of roses on both her arms [from elbows to palms], three scars on her back, going from the left shoulder to the center of her back.
25. Is there something traumatic from your character’s past that greatly affects them even to this day?
Gwen had to leave her father [and only parent] as a child due to a serious illness that only one of the witcher elixirs could heal [or have fatal concequences]. The cure worked, obviously, but Gwen had to receive additional doses and had to undergo a witcher training so her body would be more accustomed to the elixirs. She still needs to take them from time to time so her illness won’t come back. During her days in the witcher school, she often wished for her father to visit her or at least write her letters, but he refused and eventually, dropped all contact with her. When Gwen returned home, she found out from the villagers that her father passed away a few days after she left, due to the same illness he caught from his own daughter. That’s the reason Gwen dabbled a bit into healing potions and stuff, being Regis’s apprentice and helping out in Beauclair clinic.
33. If your character wanted to be alone, where would they go?
To some of her favourite places - the hills over Beauclair [knows a nice, quiet place with a great view], her old house in the Fox Hollow, woods around Francollarts, meadows under Dun Tynne at the eastern end of the duchy, etc. [the best place to be alone is any place when she can kick you out].
35. Is your character afraid of death? If they got to choose how to die, how would they want to go?
In old age, in her bed with a glass of wine on the side-table. And no, she isn’t afraid of death, considering her rather hazardous job [also the fact she is highly self-assured that she won’t be dying any time soon - if she wasn’t, she wouldn’t be such a reckless piece of shit].
39. When people look at your character, is there some assumption they might make about them just by appearance? Is that assumption correct?
“A witcheress? A woman???” Also “AN ELF?” And “An elven woman who is supposed to be a witcher?!” An impression that is very easily fixed by a fist [though is rarely needed these days, as Gwen is widely known in Toussaint, and well, when she takes contracts in abroad, people seem to recognize her more after she head-bumped a Skellige clan leader after being accused of being too weak to take care of the forktail harassing the town. She did take care of the forktail, the head-bump was just the cherry on top].
40. Does your OC have any guilty pleasures they enjoy? Hobbies, past times, music, etc that they wouldn’t want known by others?
She knows how to sew. She will hit you in the throat if you tell anyone.
get to know my characters
6 notes · View notes
canvaswolfdoll · 7 years
Text
CanvasWatches: My Hero Academica
If there’s something I needed in my Anime Repertoire, it was a fun, pulpy Shonen Series.
I have selected My Hero Academia because frog girl.
Tsuyu Asui and the various tumblr posts she spawned is what drew my attention, and I was hearing good things about the series, so I thought I’d give it a go. Plus I’m catching it in the early stages, so there’s not too much of an archive to panic over. It’s a good time to get in.
I’m not one for long runners, since I enjoy definite start and end points.[1] Media designed to just go on forever, stuffed with filler and formula is a quick eject for me. And I’ve never been one for fighty man Shounen.
I couldn’t get into Dragon Ball Z, because I only caught brief segments, and those segments were the parts with Goku floating there staring down his enemy. Or Buu turning someone into a cookie and eating them. Contextless nonsense that was very unappealing.[2]
Naruto began it’s dubbed broadcast as I entered Middle School. However, those were troubled times of much grounding due to academic indifference, and I couldn’t be bothered to monitor the broadcast schedule. So I fell off the Naruto train… basically after the second episode.
I didn’t care about pirates enough to try One Piece, and Bleach seemingly left no cultural weight to enter the equation.[3]
However, these reviews are nothing if not a bizarre justification for making up for my misspent youth. Because yearning for the nostalgic past is what adulthood is for.
And I finally committed to Funimation’s streaming service, so, yay! More dubs for Canvas![4] Which leaves only the Viz stable to have difficulties with.
So… why does My Hero Academia succeed where it’s predecessors fail?
Likeable cast, mostly. While other self-perpetuating shonens have large casts with various interesting gimmicks, usually only one or two will resonate with the viewer, and there’s often little by way of character complexity or arcs.
Meanwhile, MHA has a cast that, oddly, are mostly characterized by positivity. There’s one or two grumpy loners, sure, but they’re handled with an almost parody tone, and the rest are actually nice kids you can appreciate.
And our protagonist, Deku, is notable for not being uniquely special. At the outset, he’s in the minority of people without powers. He eventually gains some, a decision I’m… conflicted on, but he gets superpowers by earning them.
Deku’s a tenacious fanboy, particularly idolizing the biggest hero in the world, wanting to follow the man’s example. However, as he doesn’t have a gift, he’s seemingly incapable of reaching that point.
Our hero takes this in stride, instead dedicating his attention to analyzing heroes and their methods. He’s a very clever and intelligent protagonist, and considering he’s following the trail of Naruto and freaking Goku, that defining trait is a refreshing departure.
Then he earns his chance at his dreams by being undeniably heroic despite being a squib.
Now there are obviously two sides to Deku inheriting All Might’s power:
One one hand, we miss the story of a muggle climbing his way up the ranks through sheer willpower and analysis.
But, with him getting All Might’s power, we instead see a young boy struggle with a power well beyond his control and capabilities.
While I’d prefer the Rock Lee route, the physical struggle of Deku literally destroying himself with every use of One for All, and the ramifications (risk of permanent damage and Deku needing to use it strategically) is a compelling narrative thrust in its own right, so I can’t complain too much.
The duality of All Might is an interesting sight to behold. In full hero mode, he’s nothing if not positive and encouraging. Outside of that persona, All Might is a little pessimistic and grumpy, but he still has a clear streak of good that’s never suppressed, even when he’s feeling sick.
It would’ve been easy and in line with established tropes to make All Might a lazy and harsh task master, but even when sending Deku through an excessively intense training regiment, All Might’s encouraging and positive, pushing Deku not for his selfish purposes, but because he honestly believes in Deku.
Then, after Deku goes above and beyond the task All Might set (clear out a stretch of beach), All Might tells his student to eat a strand of his hair, which is precisely the sort of thing I make jokes about when watching television.[5]
The even more amazing thing is that this positivity isn’t exclusive to All Might. The entire hero cast are positive and supportive people. Besides Bakugo, who’s the childhood friend turned rival character, no one specifically puts down anyone else. Every challenge and lesson has the whole of Class 1-A cheering each other on.
Even during the admission trials, where they’re literally competing against one another, you never see any character go out of their way to sabotage another.
Normally, it’s so easy to make the main character a total reject, give them a whole community of opposition and conflict. So it’s refreshing that everyone who wants to be a hero is a positive person.
It’s the same reason so many people gush over pages featuring Batman offering sympathy to others instead of punches. We want our heroes to be the best example of humanity, something to aspire to be.
Which is the exact philosophy that brings All Might to take Deku under his wing.
Then Bakugo, who’s introduced as a violent bully, wanting to believe heroics is his birthright, becomes mocked for being such a hothead. He’s got a powerful quirk, was number one for the admission test, but the rest of the class silently agree that they don’t wish to abide by his attitude. And it’s not even bullying Bakugo, but more gentle mocking and pushback against his egocentrism and violence.
Because the class are still children, but their nature shows a preference toward acceptance and teamwork, and an openness for redemption.  The class’s treatment of Bakugo is negativity towards his current actions, not the kid himself.
UA is structured to be a competitive environment, a whetstone to hone the next generation of heroes. You have to compete in a trial to get into the programs, teachers can expel whole classes, and you can lose your spot in class to someone in a ‘lesser’ course. However, even when the cast are explicitly telling one another they’re gunning for each other, it’s usually with a tone of ‘nothing personal, it’s just the situation,’ and there’s no hard feelings. No one resents anyone else, really, and there’s no hesitation to work together when the situation calls for it.
Which is important because this is a show for children, and it’s showing, by example, that intent and actions are a better defining trait than raw ability or natural born talent.
A lot of the quirks are explicitly underwhelming. Class 1-A runs the gamut between making explosions, nullifying gravity, sticky balls, being invisible, and having a tail, with various and unequal limitations. It’s not what you have that makes you good or evil, it’s what you do with it.
To further cement this, One for All is absurdly powerful, and after a training montage, Deku’s given a portion of the quirk. And that portion is so strong, so powerful, that even with the preparation All Might put him through, using it still physically breaks Deku.
Which means, while most Shonens are about the protagonist becoming stronger, working their way to being the best there is, Deku literally gets handed that strength in episode 4.  So, instead of growing powerful, Deku has to learn restraint and self control when using One for All.
Because being a hero isn’t about being better than everyone else, it’s about using what you have effectively to make the world around you a better place, with both physical abilities and personality.
Deku has the right personality and philosophy, he needs to learn how to use his power.
Bakugo knows how to use his power, but he doesn’t quite have the needed interpersonal skills or humility.
Thus why the two are the rivals.
The actual arcs do a good job of tracing old structures while also bringing in its own twists.
There is, of course, the introductory arc, where we’re introduced to the protagonist whose dream seems impossible to him, until a mentor figure steps in and grants him the one thing needed to proceed (A quirk for Deku, headwear for Naruto and Luffy). Then he meets his crush and turns a few low-grade rivals into allies (like you do) as he begins the journey to become the best… hero/ninja/pirate/grim reaper?[6]
Deku takes the entrance examine, which he technically failed, but he put in such a good effort that he was given bonus points so he could enroll at UA anyways.
Then we get a nice mix of Slice of Life and implied opposition from a mentor figure, who turns out to have been performing a secret test of character.
Next, the main cast is given their first field mission, which suddenly becomes a lot more serious than expected.
Which brings us to the end of the first season.
So, a quality that I find takes a series from good to great is its approach to balancing drama and comedy: namely, no one’s truly exempt from either. Naruto had shades of it, Fullmetal Alchemist did it to the hilt. Sometimes it’s well set-up jokes, sometimes it’s just goofy character designs.[7]
Class 1-A is filled with goofballs, and even though they serious up when a horde of villains crash their first rescue training mission, their personalities are able to leak a good amount of comedy where needed.
Then the entirety of the second season is dedicated to the required tournament arc. Which… okay, time for Canvas to zone out, right?
Well, no. Because My Hero Academia is pretty good at both dynamic combat and interesting situations. Further, the previous season already did a good job of establishing people’s powers, so there’s space to split the focus between showing fine details and solid character work.
UA’s tournament is actually a broadcasted sports festival, so the competition starts with a obstacle course, which revels in all the slapstick potential inherent. Deku also wins it by looking at the mine field that is the final obstacle, and says ‘Nah. I can use this.’
Good for our hero!
Then, the second event is a cavalry battle,[8] where Deku’s reward for winning the first event is getting a 10 million point bounty on his head. It’s so unfair it turns to the realm of parody. Which I’m all about.
The second event is thus a showcase of Quirk Synergy, more of Deku’s strategy and resulting counter strategies, and more slapstick. So that’s nice.
Since Deku soundly won the first round, our protagonist is getting diminishing returns for the rest of the arc.
The third event is straight up tournament battles, but with most of the cast already eliminated, so that saves time, and the show only really focuses on the big events, split between the second half of one episode and the first of another. Between those, there are match ups that are just squashes[9] and comedy.
The final winner is then Hannibal Lecter’d on the podium in a great mix of character drama (he didn’t like the way he won) and comedy (because the final winner has to be actively restrained and muzzled. That’s just silly!)
Then the cast picks out their codenames.
Which pretty much brings us even to where the dub’s gotten.
I’m having a good time with the show, and I look forward to more episodes. It’s going to be interesting to follow an anime episode by episode instead of marathoning the whole thing through. Let’s see if I can keep my sanity.
Kataal kataal.
[1] There are exceptions, mostly in the form of webcomics and Discworld. [2] Dragon Ball, meanwhile, had a youthful energy that drew me in. But it also aired infrequently so I never got totally invested. [3] Okay, I had a high school friend who was interested, much to the annoyance of another high school friend, who had a weak understanding of difference in media interests. [4] You had your chance Crunchyroll! [5] Seriously, ask Vulpin, it’s exactly my humor. [6] Again, never got into Bleach. [7] Depowered All-Might looks like a muppet. [8] A sport I’ve only seen in the context of anime, but should totally be more common. [9] Following a wrestling podcast may be helping me appreciate some of the meta-aspects of fight scenes.
6 notes · View notes