#shes suprised

[ghostbsuter]

Magicians way [part 1]

.・゜-: ✧ :-

It's not often that he finds himself in such position, but it does happen.

John Constantine never would have thought he'd scratch the "tied up by a cult to be used as sacrifice to summon a powerful ghost" spot on his bingo card.

He doesn't even feel threatened by the cult, hell, all he will receive from this day is pure embarrassment if the summoning circle is really the one he thinks it is.

Great, it's glowing.

Little bastard knows and is on his way here.

Shit.

"Oh all mighty King of Ghosts! We summon thee! Appear!"

If he has to listen to that badly scripted American movie summoning ritual one more word, he's gonna do some serious damage.

The circle lights up in sickly green, the ectoplasm flooding the insides of the portal as it opens.

And there he stands, the boyprince of the Infinity Realms.

"Hey, dad!" The being greets, swinging a swift fist against one of the cultist.

The rest are frozen and now that they're alone John sees the shit eating grin on the gremlins face.

"Danny." He greets back, watching as his kid swipes some invisible dust from his hat and putting it on back.

"Man, this is so embarrassing for you. Let me just—"

To make matters worse, Danny pulls out his bloody smartphone and takes a picture of him tied up.

"I'm sending this to mom." He's fiddling with the rope, smug smirk on him that John would love to flip off if his hands weren't bound.

"Useless..."

Ah, here comes the blackmail. A kids after his own heart.

The little shit.

Visual picture of Constantine being embarrassed. (Yes, he's tied up with a RED RIBBON for funnsies.)

#dcxdp #dpxdc #this is part of my au #Not mentioned but Danny is in Young Just Us! #it will he shown later on #Danny is the kid of John and Zatanna #john loves the kid #in his own cursed way #his love language are curse words #the reason dannys name isnt a family tongue twister is cuz hes trans and named himself #officially hes zatannas side kick like she was to her dad #john takes him around sometimes #just to make sure he knows how to fight demons #when a legit magician and a chimera of a occultist man have a child #hes damn powerful #+ the whole ghost king business #SHOULD constantine be suprised his kid became a death god? no he shoulndt #zatanna blames him #at least hes a carbon copy of her #shes forever smug abt that #tbf hes a prince still #cant get the throne till hes 400 smth #THIS WILL HAVE SHIPS #thinking between deadtired and superdeadtired #maybe adding bart too #at this point its just a giant polycule #I FORGOT THE ART #FOLLOW MY ART ACC ?!?!?!

[trauersinfonie]

here’s the rest

op 26 (check out the animators involved)

#my gifs #one piece #one piece spoilers #op spoilers #one piece ​1089 #op 26 #argh idk any other spoiler tags #flashing #flash warning #idk how big of a animation community is on tumblr but #Megumi ​Ishitani is the director of stuff like 1015 and op25 #there’s also a lot of big names on the list like Mori and Chansard that u hear a lot #so the fact that the visuals are insane is really no suprise considering how insanely stacked the production was #I love ishitani I hope she directs an episode in yhe future #like a kuma ep #ok no more rambling

[dunkinbublin]

AHHH i heard about fire kitty friday by pure chance and had to whip something up quick for the very first blaze day

heres to a good run @marinaiguess

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #fire kitty friday #blaze the cat #dont think ill do these every week like wstw #but i gotta do something for the first !!! #its been a while since ive attempted a blaze im suprised she looks alright #dunkinsart

[fandom-trash-goblin]

i wish i could save my mother.

@/veniennes on tiktok // Elena Poniatowska, from "La Flor de Lis," published c. January 2011// love drought - beyonce // Athena Farrokhzad, "My Mother Said" // Oleander, by Janet Finch// Hannah Green from "Night Terrors" // Sharon Olds, “Holding To A Wall, Treading Saltwater” // Kyung-sook Shin, Please Look After Mom // take care: mothers, daughters, and inheriting self-hatred by Ella Wilson // tumblr user honeytuesday // Marge Piercy from "our neverending entanglement", Made In Detroit // Honey Girl, Morgan Rogers// supernatural season 12 ep 22 // Silas Denver Melvin, from Grit: Poems; “Twenty” // Hayan Charara, from Mother and Daughter

for @shestrying

#webweaving #webweave #poetry #aesthetic #quotes #spilled ink #poems and poetry #poems and quotes #writing #poem #spilled poetry #words #spilled thoughts #web weaving #*mine: graphics #on mothers #i wish i could save my mother #shield her from everything that had ever hurt her #i wish she would love herself more and the rest of us less #maybe that would keep her safe #god today is not a good day #Don't be suprised if i disappear for a week tbh

[generouskittentidalwave]

Odysseus: *Gets Palamedes framed and stoned to death after he threatened his son*

My reaction: "Damn, I wonder who he got that from-"

Athena: *Drives greater Ajax mad to the point that he kills a bunch of sheep before then killing himself all because he was hostile towards Odysseus.*

My reaction: "Oh, that's who"

#seriously odysseus picked up on so many things from athena I would not be suprised #I'm pretty sure she even said herself at some point that her and Odysseus are incredibly similar #this is a very clear warning from the two not to mess with their children #odysseus #the odyssey #homer's odyssey #the iliad #homer's iliad #greek mythology #ancient greek mythology #ancient greek #greek myth #greek heroes #greek gods #greek stories #greek stuff #greek posts #greek myth memes #greek myth joke #epic the musical #epic: the musical #athena #greater ajax

[blobpsycho]

This gif perfectly encapsulates what I love about Tome. All girls have been this gif. Like remember having undiagnosed mental issues and your family makes you go on an outing that should be fun but you’re just pissed off constantly because youre a 14 year old girl? Tome gets it.

Like YOU’RE GOING SOMEWHERE TO DO SOMETHING THAT SPECIFICALLY PERTAINS TO YOUR INTERESTS. But youre a 14 year old girl and nobody will ever take you seriously and you’ve just got this pit of hopelessness in your stomach despite the fact that nothing is technically wrong

so even though youre on an outing planned for you you can’t shake the feeling that everyone is just making fun of you for being so upset over seemingly nothing. These are your friends and family, you deep down they wouldnt do that, but why else would they go out of their way?

They certainly wouldn’t do it for you, right? I mean nothing’s even technically wrong. You’re just being a crybaby and they all must think youre just being a dramatic teenage girl. And you are and you know that you are so why can’t you just get over it and be normal?

And when you finally can’t take the pain that’s screaming in your chest because everything feels wrong wrong and everything is going wrong and everything is wrong wrong wrong you can’t help but cry. And you’re embarrassed and you’re furious and you’re supposed to be mature and you’re supposed to not care but you cry.

Crying feels worse than the growing internal discomfort did because now everyone is looking at you. They’re staring in uncomfortable suprise at what you’re sure is the most unsuprising sight in the world - a 14 year old girl crying. You want to go home but you can’t. You’re 14. You can’t do anything on your own.

You react to the terrifying ordeal of being reacted to the only way you know how - with anger. You monologue through hot tears and sobs and snot how you didn’t even wanna be here and how you just *know* everyone is just doing this to make fun of you and how they should just go on ahead and leave you wherever you are (you know this can’t happen. They wouldn’t leave a 14 year old girl somewhere unfamiliar on her own) and something in you hopes that they’ll yell back, that they’ll treat you like you’re irrational and make you feel justified in your anger.

…But that doesn’t happen. The silence persists but you realize that it’s more contemplative than judgemental. They’re not afraid of you, though you think they should be. Rather than letting them say something sentimental about caring and being concerned or any sappy bullshit that will only serve to make you cry more, you wipe your face on your sleeve continue on your journey.

The day gets better. After everyone gathers that no, you don’t wanna talk about it, it almost feels like nothing happened to begin with- besides the slight exhaustion you feel every time you blink and the intense stress sweat you choose to blame on anything else.

By the time you get home, the day is mentally logged as a good day. You decide - albeit tentatively - that maybe you’re going to be ok. Maybe you won’t be a 14 year old girl forever.

You go to bed and have the best sleep you’ve had in months.

#mp100 #tome kurata #ramblings #free to rb #though I’m sure nobody will LOL this is not anything #i didnt even mean to write all that #tome just brings out everything in me #like i see her and its like looking at me when i was in middle school #sorry if this is stupid i am not a writer #i genuinely hate writing so I’m suprised this exists #everything about here makes my heart ache with familiarity and love #mob psycho 100 #tome mob psycho #something about being 14 #being a 14 year old audhd unpopular girl who has yet to find out shes a lesbian is something tome could do in her sleep #and i salute her for that bc i also did that once #idgaf about the military they have nothing on being a 14 year old girl

[onejellyfishplease]

Did some drawings of the turtles in my outfits!

Mikey's got on my favourite trousers (theyre baggy and they have mushrooms on them)

Donnie's got my chemistry pun t-shirt (its the 'element of suprise' lol) and a necklace of the skeletal formulae of caffeine

Raph's got my awesome biker jacket and an adorable yellow skirt

And Leo's got my favourite blouse that has cacti on it!!

#i had this one friend #and whenever i wore the chemistry shirt around her #she would scream at me in 'suprise' #it always scared the living daylight out of me #because i forgot that i was wearing that shirt #like just let me be a nerd in peace #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #art #digital art

[lemontartmart]

Susan seems like the type to have a truck and maybe a motorcycle. I bet she tinkered on em

Bonus cat picture bc she was being a very adorable pest while I was trying to draw

#suprise suprise! #more susan 🎃💅 #i need to draw her doing the akira bike slide w my meager vehicle drawing skills #it would be pretty cool #susan woodings #linda thompson #felix kranken #sulinda #susan woodings x linda thompson #twf bon #twf edd and molly #i think it would be funny if susan got to go beast mode on bons ass in wonderland. it would not happen but it would be funny #the walten files #twf #my art #sketches #traditional art #fanart #my cat's name is snea! i did not name her lmao but she is very sweet

[ducktollers]

big ol eyes

#🐈🐈🐈🐈 #my art #id in alt text #cats #india ink #documenting my ink journey this is my 2nd go #bday gift for my moms coworker and we had to scavenge cat pics from her ig to not ruin the suprise #and most of them were shitty and her ears were cut off in this one #and i realized later i extrapolated them way too big 😭 #but its ok its cute she got powerful hearing

[ardourie]

okay sorry to use your inbox as the confession box for this but it's like actually maddening that athetos literally has a post saying "i am actually a pedophile though and if your criticism of callout culture can't account for that it's not worth much. " and then you can see in the likes that fucking lizardgirl user again. okay so self-identifying as a pedo is fine but if another trans woman disagrees with you abt homestuck drama she deservers to be driven off the site. and this is abt fighting transmisogyny. okay. x-goddess-athetos-x/ 748113088505692160

ya i saw that too

same ppl spreading post about me “lying” about this user being a pedo r under here crazy huh

#drama #💌 #not even mildly shocked or suprised she’s been saying this from the jump she just dropped the map label

[your-local-gothamite]

hey so uhh guess who went on a date with an aspiring supervillain (i’ll give you a hint their name starts with e and ends with vie)

#whoopsy daisy #although it is gotham so i’m not that suprised tbh #unfortunately there will not be a second date #not because of the supervillain thing #but because she said she would never want to meet nyx #and she was like #oddly weird about not liking dogs #( #only in gotham #only in gotham rp #gothamite #gotham rp #gotham #your local gothamite #gothamite rp #onlyingotham #dc rp #dc rp blog

[rewrite-canon]

white authors who love to write about oppression they have never experienced themselves are dropping like FLEAS rn

#sarah j maas doesnt suprise me bc the way she writes oppression in her books is so ass #sjm is genuinely a bad writer #but pierce brown??? ive never read red rising but fr?? #AND victoria aveyard?? how u gonna write abt nortan rule over the reds and the slandering of the scarlet guard as terrorists and then claim- #-ur neutral over something almost identical happening irl??? weirdo #tjr too? disappointing as hell #and now im hearing shit about alice oseman and brandon sanderson 😭😭 ru kidding me #im just gonna stick to rf kuang for ever and ever. she never lets me down. #free palestine #throne of glass #acotar #a court of thorns and roses #sarah j maas #crescent city #red queen #victoria aveyard #mistborn #red rising #heartstopper #taylor jenkins reid #the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #daisy jones and the six #radio silence #rewriting #hope all these authors know that jk rowling supports israel. if i had an opinion thag ever aligned with jkr i would re-evaluate

[aspiringhexgirl]

a few of my favorite UNHhhh looks from Trixie over the years

#so suprise that 85% of these are her being a pink thing #trixie mattel #unhhhh #fashion tag #she speaks #ill do my fav katya unhhhh looks tmr #but it is almost 2 am #greatest hits

[dazeddoodles]

Meanwhile all the hags play Minecraft

Look me in the eyes and tell me that they wouldn’t have a chaotic server together

As teens, Eda would blow up everyone's houses except Raine's

Raine made a little house for them and Eda, and that act made Eda all soft and sentimental

#asks #raine would suprise by showing they made her in the sims #and eda acts like shes just been proposed to

[help-im-a-gay-fish]

"And what if you're right, Jekyll, and you do manage to separate good from evil. What happens to the evil!?"

Guess why finally got to see this musical!!! And wow, it was beyond everything I'd always hoped it would be!!

So cross over was very important of course, this took me weeks to draw and I kept forgetting to post it!!!

I decided to use the crossover that @zu-is-here used, hereee. I very much enjoyed talking about the difference between the two versions we watched zu!

This was a very dark and fabulous musical, would definitely recommend.

Credits

Original cross jakei95

Original killer belongs to rahafwabas

Original nightmare by jokublog

Original ccino belongs to black-nyanko

Original horror by sourapplestudios

Outer!Sans from outertale by 2mi127

Error and Geno belongs to Crayon Queen/LoverOfPiggies Underlust by nsfwshamecave

According to Google, Science's original creator is unknown, let me know if that's wrong.

(Edit ask-scientist-sans)

Farm was created by GuinongTale_AU according to undertale fandoms.com, again let me know if thats wrong.

Just in case, my tags might contain spoilers.

#undertale au #my art #undertale multiverse #shipping #sanscest #sansest #cross over #jekyll and hyde #jekyll and hyde crossover #OK #this was sooo gooddddd #i have read the book and i really liked this interpretation of it #of course in the modern day the big twist that jekyll is hyde is ao famous that no one is suprise by it #so we add in some more murder and romance to keep it spicey #oh poor lucy she was my favourite #i found it interesting that after the other deaths everyone was talling about kt all across london #but for her no once cared but us there were no consequences #its sad #i really enjoyed bring on the men #like im gay but ill sing that at the top of my lungs #tw violence #violence tw #tw knife #knife tw #also i find it funny that cannon error is touch phobic #butt hide error is touchy touchy touchy #in this show hyde made my skin crawl #i known that in other versions he was dark and handsome #but dang was he a creep in mine i loved how the actor played him #Halloween 2023

[sugwinni]

Entrapta in her 80s look

#spop #entrapta #hordak #entrapdak #I'm suprised I never drew any she ra characters in their 80s outfits #sugwinniart