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lilyrizzy · 6 months

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max & daniel's relationship, told through 13 years of max's google searches. thank you to @catofthecanals289 and @lajnias for reading through this for me!!! also on ao3

2010-2015

IP: 84.195.208.79 Location: Maaseik, Belgium. 4th-5th November 2010

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IP: 109.237.220.159 Location: Zandvoort, Netherlands. 14th August 2011

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IP: 84.195.208.79 Location: Maaseik, Belgium. 17th August 2011

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IP: 84.195.208.79 Location: Maaseik, Belgium. 20th August 2011

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IP: 84.195.208.79 Location: Maaseik, Belgium. 14th December 2011

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IP: 89.241.48.118 Location: Lincolnshire, United Kingdom. 2nd September 2013

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IP: 217.12.181.35 Location: Adria, Italy. 11th September 2014

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IP: 217.164.96.105 Location: Abu Dhabi United Arab Emirates. 23rd November 2014

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IP: 84.192.119.8 Location: Hasselt, Belgium. 8th February 2015

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IP: 162.89.0.47 Location: Austin, TX, United States of America. 23rd October 2015

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2016

IP: 217.13.124.105 Location: Barcelona, Spain. 15th May 2016

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IP Location: 173.176.160.149 Montreal, Canada. 12th June 2016

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IP: 195.78.0.67 Location: Monaco. 3rd December 2016

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IP: 195.78.0.67 Location: Monaco 7th February 2017

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IP: 94.79.192.0 Location: Bahrain 13th April 2017

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IP: 195.78.0.67 Location: Monaco. 1st June 2017

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IP: 193.224.221.253 Location: Budapest, Hungary. 30th July 2017:

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IP: 162.89.0.47 Location: Austin, TX, United States of America. 21st October 2017

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IP: 116.229.74.4 Location: Shanghai, China. 16th April 2018

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IP 134.19.217.249 Location: Baku, Azerbaijan. 29th April 2018:

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IP 86.167.142.227 Location: Milton Keynes, United Kingdom. 30th April 2018:

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IP: 195.78.0.67 Location: Monaco. 3rd August 2018

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IP: 217.164.96.105 Location: Abu Dhabi United Arab Emirates, 26th November 2018

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IP: 195.78.0.67 Location: Monaco. 3rd December 2018

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IP: 195.78.0.67 Location: Monaco. 25th December 2018

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IP: 195.78.0.67 Location: Monaco. 20th February 2019

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IP: 195.78.0.67 Location: Monaco. 6th April 2019

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IP 46.17.160.235 Location: Silverstone, United Kingdom. 11th July 2019

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IP 37.77.109.233 Location Sochi, Russia. 30th September 2019

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IP 132.248.80.172 Location Mexico City, Mexico. 28th October 2019

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IP 162.89.0.47 Location Austin, TX, United States of America. 1st November 2019

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2nd November 2019

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3rd November 2019

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IP: 34.95.186.29 Location: São Paulo, Brazil. 14th November 2019:

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IP: 217.164.96.105 Location: Abu Dhabi United Arab Emirates, 1st December 2019

10:13 - how soon after you start dating can you introduce them to your family?

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IP: 84.192.119.8 Location: Hasselt, Belgium. 21st December 2019:

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24th December 2019

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31st December 2019

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2020

IP: 195.78.0.67 Location: Monaco. 18th March 2020

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20th March 2020

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22nd March 2020

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1st April 2020

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5th April 2020

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18th April 2020

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20th April 2020

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IP 46.17.160.235 Location: Silverstone, United Kingdom. 5th August 2020

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IP: 46.179.240.255 Location: Spa, Belgium. 28th August 2020.

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IP: 82.113.214.148 Location: Monza, Italy. 9th September 2020

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IP: 87.183.156.211 Location: Nürburg, Germany. 11th-12th October 2020.

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IP: 195.78.0.67 Location: Monaco. 18th March 2020

19:21 - why does my boyfriend never tidy up his shoes?

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IP: 84.195.208.79 Location: Maaseik, Belgium. 21st December 2020

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2021

IP: 94.79.192.0 Location: Bahrain. 27th March 2021

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IP: 37.143.177.64 Location: Styria, Austria. 28th June 2021

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IP: 46.17.160.235 Location: Silverstone, United Kingdom. 18th July 2021

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IP: 109.237.223.112 Location: Zandvoort, Netherlands. 5th September 2021

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IP: 82.113.214.148 Location: Monza, Italy. 12th September 2021

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IP: 162.89.0.47 Location: Austin, Tx, United States of America. 21st October 2021

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IP: 34.95.186.29 Location: São Paulo, Brazil. 14th November 2021

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20:35 - how to cheer your boyfriend up when he is sad about work

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IP: 217.164.96.105 Location: Abu Dhabi United Arab Emirates. 12th-13th December 2021

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IP: 203.19.158.31 Location: Perth, Australia. 16th December 2021

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29th December 2021

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1st January 2022

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2022

IP: 217.13.124.105 Location: Barcelona, Spain. 11th March 2022

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IP: 50.73.157.178 Location: Miami, FL, USA. 6th May 2022

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IP: 217.13.124.105 Location: Barcelona, Spain. 22nd May 2022

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IP: 195.78.0.67 Location: Monaco. 28th May 2022

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IP: 46.17.160.235 Location: Silverstone, United Kingdom. 29th June 2022

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IP: 195.78.0.67 Location: Monaco. 13th July 2022

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IP: 94.198.47.80 Location, Ibiza, Spain. 8th August 2022

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& 2023

“Max,” Daniel calls to him from the bedroom, just as he is rinsing the shampoo from his hair. Not wanting shampoo in his eyes or his mouth, Max keeps them all firmly shut.

“Baby?” Daniel says again, louder.

The warm water is a gentle relief running over his sweat sticky skin, nowhere near the scalding temperatures Daniel sets their shower to at home. It’s why Max had insisted that they clean off separately, the Austin heat far too much for Max to endure boiling water too, despite Daniel’s pouting and dramatic insistence that Max couldn’t just ‘fuck and flee.”

“Yes,” he calls when all the suds are safely sliding past his shoulders, but he didn’t need to shout. When he opens his eyes he sees Daniel leaning against the doorway with a smirk, still wearing his unbuttoned satin shirt, cowboy hat and nothing else. His wedding ring sits heavy on his finger, and Max thumbs over the matching one on his own hand.

Max’s come is a shiny presence he can still see smeared between Daniel’s thighs.

The sight of him makes Max’s dick twitch. Daniel notices and his grin only widens.

“Baby,” he says again, too sweet. “Baby, why is your most recent Google search is it weird that my husband saying yeehaw makes me come?”

And just like that, Max suddenly longs for a hot shower, an excuse for why his cheeks start to burn red.

“Why are you snooping through my phone?” He demands, forcing himself not to turn away casually and instead keep rubbing the hotel’s own body wash under his armpits.

“I wasn’t snooping,” Daniel says easily, “I was looking to get us some ribs delivered, my phone died at the track, remember?”

Max makes a noncommittal noise because vaguely he does remember Daniel saying he needed to put it on charge. That was before Max started pawing at him the moment the hotel door shut behind them though, and then it had been forgotten by both of them.

There’s just the noise of the extractor fan whirring for a moment, but Daniel doesn’t move. When Max sneaks a glance at him, he’s still leaning against the door frame looking amused.

“Sooo.” He drawls out the word in the stupid Texas accent that Max wishes he didn’t find so strangely sexy. “Are we going to talk about this, little lady, or-“

“Nope,” Max says firmly, turning off the shower.

Daniel nods. It makes the lights of the bathroom catch on his chain and Max- Max really wants to fuck him again.

“What about the one below it?” He asks, “Daniel Ricciardo Austin 2023 photos?”

“Nope,” Max says again, stepping out of the shower and reaching for his towel. He’s smiling now too, because he knows that beneath Daniel’s teasing that one will have made him happy to see.

“Okay,” Daniel says, then he unlocks Max’s phone. “What about how to ask my husband to-“

“Daniel,” Max interrupts, taking the phone from his hand and putting it into the empty sink. “Do you want to read more of my internet history, or do you want to get back on the bed and play good cowboy, bad cowboy again?”

Daniel grins, takes the cowboy hat from his head and puts it onto Max’s. When his arms wind around Max, the silky fabric of his shirt presses cool against Max’s shower-warm skin, his nipples.

“Well, when you put it like that,” Daniel says, leaning in to put his mouth on the skin just beneath Max’s ear. “Yeehaw, baby.”

Max laughs and pinches Daniel’s ass, at the same time as his dick twitches again. Backing him out of the bathroom, towards the bed, his phone is forgotten in the bathroom.

Google never had all the answers when it came to them, anyway.

#im so shitty at making headers but I'm lazy so shhh don't judge it too hard lol #fic #max/daniel

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grapecaseschoices · 5 months

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because i exhibit clown behavior, here they are: Elkantar Yauntyrr and Kendis Wolfcrossing, respectively.

To the left is the noble half-drow paladin of vengeance in service of the homie helm [he/him, still gay af.]

and on your right the folk hero half-orc circle of moon druid in service of if you call her a hero One. More. Time! She's gonna service your ass into a --

That's all I got so far. I had to get them out of my system.

#shhh #don't judge me #[you can idc. okay a care a wee bit]#im not playing them yet tho!#bg3: elkantar yauntyrr #oc: andy yasar #bg3: kendis wolfcrossing #oc: kendis crawford louel #still mad andy looks like henry cavill #but wte wte #grapecase posts #meet my tavs #bg3 tav

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andysky17 · 1 year

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I think I may have a type 😅😂

I blame daddy issues 😂

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difeisheng · 1 year

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saw this template and had to do it for heroes

#i rushed this and went based on instinctual vibes shhh don't judge too hard #heroes #说英雄谁是英雄 #syxssyx #bai choufei #wang xiaoshi #su mengzhen #lei chun #wen rou #di feijing #yang wuxie #lei mei #zhu xiaoyao #fang yingkan #ashton originals

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speedwagons-glorious-mane · 6 months

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The people who think straight kids seeing queer rep in the media will turn them gay is actually so fucking funny because I was actually OBSESSED with Twilight as a teenager, a piece of extremely heterosexual mormon propaganda yet what do you know I still turned out to be a lesbian

#guys don't judge me it was massive when it came out it was literally everywhere and my mum was into it #she read the books #i read the books #shhh

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vergina-spva · 1 year

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Sanji or zoro

Smash or Pass

Sanji or Zoro? How about Sanji and Zoro?

Zoro - hard smash. He's an idiot and I find that very attractive. (also his tits. Also he can be really cool. He's actually just a himbo and I like that.)

Sanji.... hmmm. He looks good and can be really cool, but the way he treats women kinda puts me off. It's kinda annoying. So, I'm gonna say it will probably depend on my mood, but.... leaning a little more to pass (sorry Sanji)

#one piece #ask #anon #ask game #thanks for the ask!#also Sanji smokes which is also a kind of turn off #like I wouldn't dismiss someone purely because they smoke but it's definitely a bad quality in my books #(okay so I kinda have a inimini crush on a coworker (shhh) but he smokes so meh)#(also he's 8 years younger than me 🙈)#(also I have a bf shut up I said it was inimini don't judge me)

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ladylynse · 2 years

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WhaleKingdom/BadFeelin on AO3 decided to podfic my Danny Phantom/American Dragon: Jake Long crossover fic Mirrored! I think it’s awesome; do check it out and let him know what you think!

Summary: As a general rule, diving into unknown swirly vortexes in the Ghost Zone is a bad idea, but this was a time when Danny had no other real choice. Meanwhile, Jake thought he was through dealing with ghosts, but Rotwood, well, he's just getting started.

#ladylynse #I'm biased but this is so cool #and like when someone did illusory #I'm going to listen to it fifteen times #and then randomly again later on #repeatedly #because I can #and because people are skilled #...might go listen to illusory again now #break up my listening of this a bit #shhh don't judge me other people are skilled

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typhchosen · 2 years

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Beleth looks to his sister, to the Death Knight, then back to her in one fluid motion, "Absolutely not."

She had heard from many that Tea was relaxing. A good way to start the day and an excellent excuse to not think about anything all that important. However, with Beleth staring her down, she was having trouble finding the appeal and felt challenged instead.

Stare Down, go.

Wait, he was looking to the death knight now, and now he was, “... absolutely not, what?” Her voice broke no hints, no change of tone, but a slight twitch of her brow spoke her confusion.

“What is it that you think I’d want the Death Knight for?”

#;answers #blaschoice #blaschoice/byleth #;Twin Verse (Beles)#;fireemblem #l i sTEN #don't judge me #i have a thing for people who just fight each other alot #and angst apparently #shhh

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fazcinatingblog · 5 months

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Yesterday I touched my nose in public and a lady walking past goes "pick your nose" and now I never want to set foot in public ever again

#but like?????#i just need therapy for that one incident #forget that i work for Sophia no that shit is normal it's this one random lady in molevern who made me crazy #i hate her #The lady not sophia #Sophia is actually nice #sophia lets me pick my nose and then asks for half a dozen biscuits on a plate (shhh don't tell her the first part)#no no like i don't pick my nose i was just scratching the outside??????#shut up Tumble stop judging me

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lokiswifeduh · 29 days

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How we say goodbye

Pairings - Bestfriend!Neighbor!Bucky x Fem!Naive!Bestfriend!Reader

Summary - The reader is moving to go to college and Bucky takes his opportunity to say one final goodbye.

Warnings - smut, p in v, choking, praise kink, naive reader, somewhat of dubious consent. reader is a virgin, Bucky is around 22 and the reader is 18.

Notes - This is somewhat of a modern!au. This is my first time writing smut on here so please don't judge too hard!! Also, let me know if there are any other warnings I need to put up, thank you for reading loves!

WC - 1,960

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"Bucky!!" You opened the front door, revealing your neighbor standing there with some more boxes to help prepare for your move. "Good mornin' doll." He grins, stepping past you as you hold the door wide open.

"You can just put them upstairs beside my bedroom!" You smiled, shutting the door and moving to walk up the stairs.

You were currently packing for your move to college. Trading the busy New York atmosphere for a quaint college town in Connecticut. Not too far, however far enough in Bucky's opinion. But he would never let you know that.

He follows you up the stairs, shamelessly watching your ass sway in your tight black leggings as you took each step.

"Here okay?" He gestured inside your bedroom. You were about to protest, knowing your parents would never let a boy in your room, especially Bucky with how close you guys were. But he moved inside the room before you could object. "Just this once," You thought, knowing your parents weren't home at the moment.

Bucky dropped the boxes on the ground, his shirt riding up slightly. You watched from behind as his abs flexed below the tent of his shirt, keeping your eyes on the v-line of muscle that led right below the hem of his jeans.

"See something you like, doll?" Bucky smirked, making you look up at him with wide eyes. You didn't realize how long you had been staring. A slight blush rose to your cheeks, words suddenly not wanting to form in your mouth.

You had always thought Bucky was attractive. More than attractive as you grew older. Sexy, hot, absolutely delicious. Other more not as telling synonyms.

Bucky chuckled, lounging down on your still-made bed. A white comforter adorned the double mattress. White, frilly, pillows and a couple throw blankets also lay on the bed.

"I'm gonna miss this bed, doll."

You laugh, coming to sit on the edge of the bed, taking a pillow in your arms and placing it in your lap. "You have a bed, Buck. Not even a hundred feet away from mine."

He groaned, laying back on your pillows, "It's not the same, honey." He stretched out. You could feel him watching you as he played with the edge of your white flowery blouse. "I'm gonna miss everything about you."

"Everything about me?" You turned back, loving the way his hand felt against your skin as he rubbed soft circles into the dip of your lower back. "What about me?" He smiled with that devious smirk, "Oh I'll miss you the most sweetheart." You turned back, playing with the pillow as he rose, coming to sit behind you. You were about to turn around when he placed a hand on your shoulder, his mouth so close to your ear you could feel his breath on your neck.

"But most of all I'm gonna miss your laugh," He started tucking your hair away from your neck, bringing it all to one side. "I'm gonna miss your smile." You felt your heart bloom, knowing how much Bucky adored you.

"I'm gonna miss the way you so innocently move your body in front of me without even knowing what it does to me." "Bucky?" "Shhh..."

He moved his hand from your shoulder to right below your jaw, rubbing circles with his thumb around your throat. "You're alright, doll. You're my doll." He started to kiss your neck, making you freeze. "You're always gonna be my doll."

Without warning he pulled you back, making your head plop softly onto the pillows as placed both his knees on each side of your body.

"Bucky!" Your eyes were wide, wondering what had gotten into him all of a sudden. But he only shushed you once again, taking his hand that wasn't on your throat and ripping the frilly pillow you had in your arms away.

"I've wanted to touch you for so long, doll." You gulped, watching his eyes turn dark as he licked his lips. "I've wanted to make you mine ever since I saw Steve kiss you at that party in sophomore year."

"We didn't do anything, Buck. Steve didn't-" "But he took something from me, see, doll." Bucky moved closer, wrapping your legs around his waist, "I wanted to be your first."

He moved his hand, taking your socks off without you even realizing. "Your first kiss," Then placing his hand on the waistband of your leggings, "Your first date." He removed his hand from your throat, tucking his fingers under the band of your leggings and ripping them down your legs.

You shrieked, trying to hide yourself but failing. "The first person who ever got to taste you, doll." "Bucky, I've- I've never." You stuttered only to have Bucky place a finger on your lips. "Don't worry, I'll go slow, honey."

You wanted to object, tell him it was wrong but the tingling sensation you felt in your lower belly made you keep quiet. You wanted more.

Bucky delved down, placing an open-mouthed kiss on your covered pussy. "Ahhh," You arched your back, never having felt these feelings, these sensations before. Bucky only looked up, seeing your heavy-lidded eyes as you watched him make out with your covered clit.

He licked and sucked at your pussy, only satisfied when he saw the substantial wet spot that now soaked your panties.

"P-please Bucky." He stopped, holding both sides of your cotton thong in his hands as he looked up at you. "What, doll?"

"M-more."

He smirked, "What do you want, baby? I need words." You gulped, your hand coming down to clench your comforter in your palm. "I don't know, Buck. Just.. more." Bucky smirked, "That's alright, doll. Don't worry." He placed a soft kiss on your pussy. "I'll give you everything you need."

Without warning he ripped down your thong, a red mark coming to your thighs from the sudden roughness. Placing soft kissing in between your legs, Bucky dove in, licking a long stripe up from your entrance to your clit.

Your back arched once more, feeling the way he sucked, pulled, and licked your clit. You moaned, your eyes falling closed as you tugged on the bed sheets harder. One particular amazing feeling made you grip onto Bucky's hair instead; making him groan into you. The vibrations only spurring you and him on more.

He moved his hand, suddenly urging his middle finger into your entrance, making your eyes fly open as you looked down at him staring right at you. "B-buck, It hurts." Bucky lifted his face from your pussy, licking his lips. "I know, doll. But I gotta loosen you up a bit." You groaned, feeling his larger middle finger pushing in. "It'll feel good soon, I promise, honey."

And it did, once Bucky again started sucking on your clit while slowly moving his middle finger in and out you started to feel something you never had before.

Sure, you had played with yourself down there before. Even tried to sit on the washing machine when Natasha told you that's what she did before she and Wanda got together but THIS?

This was something you had never felt.

"Bucky! Bucky, I think I'm gonna-" "Just let it out, doll," He kissed your thigh as he slipped a second finger in, "Let it happen, sweetheart."

And you did, you felt white-hot flashes of any and everything shooting through your body as your first orgasm hit, making your legs convulse as Bucky worked you through it.

"Good girl." He continued giving you small kitten licks to your clit, "Such a good doll for me." You felt your whole body preen at the praise as you started to come down.

You breathed heavily, aware of Bucky slipping his fingers out of you before moving off the bed to shed his own jeans and boxers.

"Bucky?" You finally opened your eyes, seeing him hovering over you, moving your legs so he was snuggly in between them. "You're so good for me, doll." A soft kiss was placed on your lips.

You bit your lip, feeling the tip of his dick as he rubbed it through the lips of your pussy. You held onto his arms as he positioned his dick to your entrance, looking back into your eyes.

Maintaining eye contact, Bucky started to push his hips down, making you squirm upwards. He groaned, placing a hand above your shoulder to stop you from moving as his other palm placed itself on your hip; keeping you still.

"B-Bucky! S-stop, it hurts!!" But he kept going, rubbing your clit with the hand that was on your hip. "It'll feel so good, doll. Just gotta get it in."

He pushed all the way in without warning, making you shriek as your nails clamped down into Bucky's skin, drawing blood. "Bucky!"

"You're so tight, doll." His voice was husky, his hair now in his face as his eyes shut, "Fuckin' made for me, baby."

You felt tears come to your eyes from the stretch, wanting nothing but to push him off of you. But then when his hips moved out and forward once again you felt a tingling in your lower belly. Bucky was moving his length in and out of you at a rough pace.

The pain had subsided, now you only felt pleasure. His hips snapped as he rubbed your clit. "Here baby, let me show you." He moved your hand from his bicep, making you place two fingers on your clit and moving them in circles. "Keep doing that for me, doll."

You obeyed, watching as he moved his hand to your throat, pressing his thumb and pointer finger to the sides of your neck. Your eyes widened once again as you felt the air constrict.

"Keep rubbing yourself just like I taught you, baby." Your mouth fell open in response to him squeezing your throat. "Just like that, doll." His hips kept snapping forward, hitting that spot inside of you that you didn't even know existed.

Once again white hot flashes of pleasure shot through every single nerve ending in your body. Bucky could sense you were close as he closed his hand a little tighter on your throat, making you speed up the movements on your clit. "Come on, doll. Cum for me baby."

You nodded, wanting to please Bucky. Your eyes shut closed as he sped up his thrusts at an inhuman speed, wanting to make you cum first. "Come on, I know you can do it. You've been such a good girl for me," He moved down, lips as the shell of your ear. "Fucking cum, doll."

And you did, clenching down hard on his dick as your legs shook. Bucky felt you start to orgasm as his cum shot deep inside of you, making him groan as his own legs shook a little on yours.

He let the grip on your throat go, replacing his lips with kisses to the spots he knew would bruise. You felt a heating sensation as Bucky slipped out of you, making you look down as he collected his cum with his middle and index finger.

"Taste what you made me do, doll." He brought his fingers up to your lips, making you taste yours and his cum on your tongue. "Swallow." He ordered, which you instantly obeyed, feeling the sweet yet salty taste go down your throat.

Placing the throw blanket over your two bodies, he collected you into his arms. Bucky planted a soft kiss on the crown of your head, moving his hand to your jaw to make you look at him.

"This is just how we say goodbye from now on, alright doll?" You nod, smiling up at him. "Okay, Bucky."

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somnambulic-thing · 6 months

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Shhh

Just thinking about Eddie coming home from a three cities in five days tour, his voice completely gone.

He looks miserable when he tries to say hello to you despite better knowledge and you flinch at the sound, hearing the pain in the scratch deep in his throat. You clasp a hand over his mouth, shutting him up before he can hurt himself more.

Good thing there's a full weekend before he has to go back to the workshop on Monday, where his day job is waiting for him.

You tuck him into bed, throw a sketchpad and a pen at him and try to turn to get some camomile tea brewing but he snatches the back of your shirt and pulls you in, tucks you against his chest and just holds you there.

It's a weird silence, you can feel the words rattling around in his chest cavity and you're impressed and proud at how much restraint he's showing.

When he lets you go reluctantly, you smother his face in kisses, assuring him you'll be right back. He grins, voices a scratchy hum and softly slaps your ass when you wiggle out the bed.

In the kitchen, you start to get busy finding everything that will help to restore his voice again as fast as possible. You had started to miss it in all its ever-changing variations when you had come home on Monday to an empty apartment to many small voids where Eddie's presence usually lingers in the things he cherishes the most, uses every day.

Clothes and books - he packed too little of one, too much of the other as always - an off-white spot in the shape of a guitar over the armchair that's the only void that won't stay empty in his absence. Not only because you like sitting in this spot, though usually got no chance to sit in here when Eddie is around, but because it smells of him, because you can sink into the impression his presence has left there over the years.

You only have dried sage right now but you'll get fresh one and some other things when he's settled and asleep which shouldn't take too long, judging by the soft purple half-moons under his eyes. He's not getting any younger and hoisting amps at two in the morning after a busy concert days leaves traces now.

Maybe he has already passed out, you think. You've been busy in the kitchen for more than five minutes and he hasn't sneaked up on you yet, impatiently wrapping his arms around you from behind, sinking his face into your shoulder.

But when you get back to the bedroom with a pot full of steaming hot camomile and sage tea and a jar of honey, he's still awake, frantically filling the sketch pad with his scratchy-elegant handwriting.

He looks up when he hears you enter and makes a small, high pitched noise in his chest, his smile a soft curve of gratitude and admiration.

He pulls you back into the bed with him, pulls your legs into his lap and puts an obscene amount of honey into his first cup of tea. You chuckle and make a stupid joke about bees or something when your eyes start to move over the first page of five he had filled in your absence. You don't finish the joke, the thought fading as you fall into the report of his days away.

It's a ritual that you're fond of. It bridges the gap that had opened when you stopped dragging yourself to every gig just for the sake of it. You didn't miss the stress and the claustrophobic haze of it all - after all, you're not getting any younger either - but you missed his euphoria, missed to share his joy and whatever else got his blood pumping fast and hot and wild.

You read it all out loud, commenting in between, forming your inquisitive thoughts into yes or no questions, chuckling, marvelling, ranting, all while Eddie drinks his too-sweet tea in small sips and enlivens your narration with his facial expressions and small grunting noises.

You try not to laugh too hard, for it always makes him laugh as well and you think he knows you're holding back if the way he keeps kissing the corners of your tightly sealed lips is anything to go by. Like small thank you's because you caring for him when he's unwell still blows him away a little, even after all this time.

"You tired?" you ask, when the written report ends mid-sentence and you look up to find Eddie nodding off with his head rolling against the wall. He cracks open one eye, shakes his head, shakes himself awake and no to your question, a hand reaching out to the sketchpad in your lap.

"You can finish that later, Ed." You pluck the cup from his other hand before he can spill whats left in there over the sheets. "You look like shit."

He snorts a laugh, then coughs.

"Shit, sorry."

"S'ok-ay--" he croaks, using his vocal cords out of habit and coughs some more.

"Shhh," you say and start rubbing soothing circles into his back for as long as it takes for the dry, sore heaving to subside again.

"Okay, now you sleep. I'm going out to get some th--"

A hand over your mouth shuts you up. He's shaking his head, fumbling the notepad out of your lap at last with the other one.

Don't want you to leave. Take a nap with me?

"I won't be long, I join you when I get back."

He shakes his head again.

Please?

You barely have time to look at the word when he starts manhandling you up the bed and pulls you down with him, burying his face in your chest.

"Alright," you say, weaving your fingers into his hair while something more than his breath starts to spread warmth through your ribcage. "Alright, I stay."

You feel his muscles relax, his breath even out. Seconds later, he's asleep.

#Eddie Munson #Eddie Munson x Reader #blurb or whatever #I wrote something after weeks #everybody say 'yay somna'

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carryoncastiel · 2 months

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So, about that content disparity between BG3 companions...

Usually I don't do any programming outside of work but I was really curious how the content between all the companions is actually distributed and also how it changed with patches.

So I put together a little code and let it run through the parsed dialog files for Patch 1 and now the latest Patch 6, counting everytime a character gets a line of dialog.

I subtracted the numbers of [TagGreeting] and [TagAnswer] (manually, after the overall count...because I didn't wanna program it...shhh) since they just seem to be links to actual lines, but not lines themselves.

Keep in mind: 1. I don't know if there might be other tags that don't contain dialog, I only subtracted the two I mentioned, 2. IMPOSSIBLE lines that might not be accessible in game get counted, 3. this says nothing about the length of the lines (they could be one word or a couple of sentences as seen in the screenshot above. They all get counted as one), 4. Origin specific lines don't get counted unless they're actually said by the character (Player Karlach seems to talk to herself as 'Karlach:' for example, that gets counted).

So here are the final results:

Patch 1

Astarion 5876

Shadowheart 5639

Lae'zel 5221

Karlach 5032

Gale 4661

Wyll 4299

Minthara 2786

Halsin 2719

Patch 6 (number of lines added compared to patch 1)

Astarion 6408 +532

Shadowheart 6180 +541

Lae'zel 5718 +497

Karlach 5529 +497

Gale 5123 +462

Wyll 4936 +637

Minthara 3167 +381

Halsin 3001 +282

Unsurprisingly Wyll is last of the Origin characters. Though I was suprised that Karlach has quite a lot more to say than Gale.

The most suprising is that apparently Wyll got the most lines added since Patch 1!? If that is true it still did absolutely nothing to his abysmal numbers.

Buuuut I have the sneaking suspicion this might just be weird data, especially 'cause he's such an outlier here (I also checked Ulder's dialog for example, and he got 1 more overall line count from patch 1 to 6 but his [TagAnswer] count decreased from 20 to 2 making his result go up from 288 to 307. Could be the same with Wyll, maybe some different formatting that screws with the count.)

Also, so you don't think I just made up random numbers I put a screenshot of my code under the read more if you're curious

Please don't judge - it's functional.

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azlrse · 1 year

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nah bc i NEED to know what happens to mc after their wakes up from their thousand-year slumber w malleus

they just wake up to realize that everyone they loved passed away centuries ago and that they’re living in an entirely different era, and that they need to haul their ass outta that castle

➳ once upon a dream part ii (a yandere malleus draconia x gn!reader oneshot)

cw: yandere themes, angst, implied forced marriage, isolation, using magic against one's will, implied minor character death & manipulation.

a/n: man I suck at creating dialogues lmfaoo

read the last fic here !!

"Please I beg of you, Tsunotarou!" You desperately gasp for air as you spoke those lines, clinging against his chest. You can feel your eyes glowing a dark green from the fae's magic to put you in a induced sleep, not to mention on how painful your body felt from this sudden transformation. "Don't put me to sleep, I still have a family waiting for me on the other side of that mirror."

On the other hand, Malleus consoles you, rubbing your back while both of his hands are glowing the same shades of green from your eyes. The prince felt really bad as guilt and desperation surges through his mind, repeating like a mantra that it's your destiny to stay here in Twisted Wonderland and forget those people you call your family. The mirror from his school proves it too! That the mirror calls for you despite someone who is powerless and didn't possess any kind of magic of your own.

"Shhh shhh." He whispered softly, now laying you by his side while your body's about to give out, signaling that his spell is working it's magic on you. "It's okay, my child of man. Do not fight it, let my magic lead you into a slumber that you will never forget. After all," He hugged your delicate body, his arm is wrapped around your torso while his other arm is pressed against your head, placing it against the nape of his neck. "A thousand years of sleep would feel like a dream and when you wake up, I'll be by your side." You felt a pair of lips pressed against your own cold ones while he caresses your cheeks.

"Sweet dreams, my love. I'll see you soon."

You felt your eyes fluttering for the first time, letting out a yawn and attempting to get up from the soft cushions of the bed you're laying in. In an attempt to get up, your head bumped into something what appears to be a glass. It surprises you that your bed has a glass cover on top, not to mention the absurd amount of flowers surrounding your room. You opened the glass coffin and for the first time, you are in awe the way the entire room looked like; it's gloomy yes, but the way the flowers added to the room's atmosphere makes you feel...at ease strangely.

You wondered to yourself how on earth did you ended up in this marvelous room. You tried tracing your memories on how you ended here in this strange place and yet, no luck. Your eyes landed on the sole exit of the room, trying to unlock it by nudging the door knob. No one answered. You tried speaking towards the door, in hopes that someone could hear you, no one responded. You are about to give up, returning to the bed coffin you once laid in when all of the sudden, the sound of locks and deadbolts are unlocked, revealing a small, petite maid carrying various flowers and her gardening tools.

Judging on how she looked, she is indeed a fae from the ears and the shade of dark olive green hair. She seems friendly enough for a fae so you spoke her meekly. "Um hello there.." From the shock alone, the maid dropped both the gardening tools and the bouquet of flowers that Malleus ordered her to be planted on your room. Stuttering, she bowed down before you, making you surprised in return. "Y-y-your majesty! I d-didn't expect you to be awake! It's an honor be by your presence, my king/queen!" Not only you are confused on why that woman called you by such rank you didn't even recall gaining it. You remembered that you aren't someone who is deemed as royalty but also you weren't from a royal blood line.

Unless someone who is royalty married you–

"I'm so sorry but this is a misunderstanding." The maid looked up at you in confusion. "What do you mean, your highness?" You quickly shooked your head as you picked up the various tools and flowers she dropped minutes ago.

"I am not used to be called by such endearment and I am not from a royal blood line–" The maid cut you off. "B-but, you are (y/n) Draconia! The crowned ruler of the Valley of Thorns and his majesty's love." She felt like you didn't by her words, which confuses her even more. As a last attempt, she pointed her finger to the portrait right above your bed which turns out to be a coffin. From the picture, you can see on how happy Malleus is alongside you. But, what makes it even more creepy is that you didn't recalled being married to him as your portrait portrays you as someone who is equally as happy as he is, the only difference is that your eyes glowed a bright green along with the black and green garment as your wedding attire.

"Y-your majesty? Are you okay?" You felt like you are about to pass out, stumbling upon the overgrown grass and vines on the floor below. With the adrenaline pumping by your veins, you ran away, pushing the guards and dropping your crown in the process. You ignored all of the sounds that rang around the place, ranging from the guards pleading you to stop from the bells above ringing, signaling that someone of royalty is in distress.

Which in fact, caught Malleus's attention as he saw the guards running and heard the bell ringing above.

Turning around the corner, you see a huge door which could lead to your forgotten freedom when suddenly, your body jolted backwards from the sudden force as the tip of your cape was caught by a sharp stone. In desperation to escape, you pulled your cape so hard that the expensive fabric was ripped and once again you sprinted against the tall door right around the corner. Your entire body was covered entirely with sweat and you never felt this good since the day you've slept and the adrenaline you have felt, it felt so accelerating yet weird at the same time.

You are about to open the door and to your surprise, Malleus appeared alongside with several guards and Lilia by his side. "My beloved!" He spoke, his voice is laced with a series of emotions ranging from disappoinment to sadness upon seeing your distressed state. Seeing his eyes alone, your precious memories from the past reminded you of what you once had. From your heartslabyul friends to your own family back in your world, it was those happy moments you want to cherish for the rest of your life.

However, you also remembered how that man you saw not only is your captor but also your husband and king. It was dawned upon you that Malleus himself took you away in fear that you will leave this world that called you in the first place and out of greed and desperation, he married you against your will. Seeing him for the first time made you sacred to the core, ignoring his attempts on coercing you to leave that door alone. Not listening to him, you opened the tall doors which turns out to the door that leads to the balcony.

This made Malleus worried for you even more as he shouted your name once more in fear. With nowhere else to go, you climbed on the stone fence of the balcony and felt the cold wind hit your face for the first time. "I knew that this day would come." Lilia murmured as he held Malleus's shaking hand as an attempt to console the once young prince. "(y/n)!" Lilia shouted, successfully getting your attention. "Malleus has something to say! Please let him explain to you!"

In return, you shook your head side to side, tears seeping through your face as you held the stone pillar for support. "How can I believe his explanation if that man before me casted me that wicked spell that cause me to have that slumber?!" You shouted fearlessly despite being scared towards him. The man that was once your friend walk towards the open doors of the balcony, with your crown by his hands. "I'm doing what's best for you, for us and seeing you leaving me is indeed torture and I won't spend thousands of years ruling alone without someone to call both my love and spouse."

"Then why did you choose me out of all those people? Why not someone's who's the same species as you?" Now, Malleus was right below you, with a sad smile on his face. "Because you didn't fear me even after you knew my name. You are the first and last human to whom my heart yearned for and the one I call the love of my life." He spoke. "I indeed apologize for casting that spell against your will but as I've stated before, I'm doing this for the sake of your love."

You didn't trust his words but asked another question. "How long I was asleep?" You asked, in which the king of faes gladly answered. "About a millennia, my dear. Just like the tale of the sleeping princess I've read to you when we are still in NRC." You almost lost your grip against the pillar upon hearing his words. Sleeping for a thousand years? For you it felt like you've been sleeping for at least a day or two. Then, another realization dawned upon you, making you nauseous. "Does this mean that-"

You look at Malleus's green pair of eyes and the fae said nothing but a sad nod. Everyone you loved in NRC, even your friends and family on the other side of the mirror are dead and you didn't have the chance to say good to them face to face. You failed to realize that while you are in deep thoughts, Malleus pulled you down from the pillar as you knees gave out once more. Tears begin to stream down your face once again, hitting Malleus's chest as a way to protest and as a way to wake up, hoping that this moment is nothing but a nightmare you couldn't wake up. You didn't believe that it's been thousands of years since you last saw your friends and everyone you knew in NRC.

If it weren't for you visiting that cursed dorm where he once resided, you could have the chance to go home, to be with your friends and family and to die as a human. You continuously hit his chest and it didn't bothered him, not even once as he cradles your tired body against his body. "No no no..." Your murmured, slapping his body. "This must be a dream- no a nightmare. This isn't real, I'll just wake up and everything's back to normal." You sobbed, now giving up on hurting the man before you.

You know that there's no one to take you in if you ever ran away from the castle since everyone you knew is now dead. No blood relatives nor friends to be by your side except for Malleus. For he and he alone could take care of you and he gladly accepted that offer. "This isn't a dream, my child of man." He replied, caressing your messy locks and placing the crown on your head. "You don't have anyone else but me to turn to. For I, Malleus Draconia, your husband and king, will love and cherish you for as long as I've lived." Kissing your head once more, he carried you back the room that was once his sleeping quarters, is now a shared room of both you and him.

He stared at you in awe as you kept on clinging close towards him. "Please don't leave me, my love. I will promise you that no harm will go through you, even from me." He replied, to which you kept on sobbing against his chest, now covered with tears and snot but the king didn't mind at all.

After all, he would like to thank his grandmother for the spell she taught him since he was a child. You are indeed this fae's sleeping beauty, now in his arms and forever be his.

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blingblong55 · 6 months

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Agora Hills -141, Los Vaqueros, König NSFW

Based on a request:

anything for the horny plus size girls? ____ F!Reader, smut, MDNI, 18+, oral!sex, praise, aftercare, soft!sex, soft!dom, plus size!reader ____

A/N: Some will have aftercare, some won't and I apologise for that… Gaz: "Kyle…I'm not so sure if I want to" You look at him on his knees. "You're a goddess, please…please let me have the privilege to make you mine." He looks up at you, doe eyes on him as he pleads for a taste of your heavenly body. "What if you don't-" he stops you. "Nonsense, I love your body, your curves, the beautiful stretch marks that tell me the story of your body, so please my love, let me have you at least this once." He kisses your hand, all the way to your shoulder. "Please my love," he kisses your cheek. You finally let in, "Okay, just promise not to judge-"

"Never my love," he kisses your neck, lays you on the bed and kisses from your head to your feet, praising your godly body. Your close slowly getting off you, he kisses your thighs and smiles. Your stretch marks are all covered in his kisses. "You are divine," he whispers. Soaked panties moved aside as he looked up at you with love. His fingers lingering between your slit, he kisses your inner thighs and smiles. "Oh my love," he moans and licks your slick, his tongue coated in you as he savours your delicious juices. Your hands on his hair as he begins to eat you out. He groans and closes his eyes, thick hands holding onto your hips.

"Kyle~" you moan, lips trying to suppress the delightful moans. "C'mon love, let it out, let them hear you, be a good girl and moan for me," he becomes eager, he sucks your clit, and you cry in pleasure. "What a beauty," his hands on your tummy, his fingers deep in you as he kisses the stretch marks. "I love them, I love you," he whispers and continues to kiss all over your tummy. His fingers get you to the edge before he gets back down and lets his tongue lap at your folds. He groans and as your juices fall between his lips, he lets out a moan, adoring the sweet taste you behold. He crawls between your thighs, hands on your tits as he kisses your neck. "You did so well for me," he kisses you. Warm and coated lips on yours, "You are only my girl, my sweet beautiful girl," he smiles and caresses your face. "I own you, only I get to worship this body of yours."

Soap: It was difficult to have you in this position, your past insecurities telling you he'd not want to touch you. But as he lays you down, kisses your pretty face and whispers, "I'm yours, my heart beats for you, I would run across the world for a sight of this." All those insecurities leave. He kisses your breasts, tongue lapping at the nipples as he looks you in the eyes. The devilish grin on him when he watches your eyes flutter, sensitive nipples already doing the job he so needed to do. You watch him kiss your collarbone, your tits, your ribcage and tummy, "Oh my lass, my sweet lass," his calloused fingers trace some of the stretch marks. The way he kisses your body, how he worships it like it was a sacred temple for bodily believers, all for the woman he loves with his whole heart, body and soul. You can't help but tear up, this is the level of love you'd never expect from anyone, the way he kisses you as if you were a porcelain doll, was all too good to understand. "I'm going to make yer mine, mine to love, mine to obsess over, yer hear me?" His fingers in your cunt, tongue and lips sucking onto the sensitive clit.

"Johnny~" your head thrown back. Not even a full hour into this as he already had you this sensitive and teary? What a sight to see. "Shhh, let me adore yer," he whispers. Eyes showing his smile, not ever leaving your gaze. He needed to, he wanted to watch his bonnie melt under his touch. "I can't…Johnny~" Your hands on the bedsheets. "Shhh, it's okay, I'll be gentle. Just be a good girl and let yourself feel," his fingers pumping and spreading you open. You clench around them, hips bucked, head thrown back and he pushes onto your tummy with his hands. "Take it easy, bonnie," he kisses your tummy again. Your soft thighs are already covered in his kisses or bite marks. Your eyes flutter, he notices and begins to fuck his fingers faster into you. Your clit was being abused by his tongue, he was obsessing over your moans and whimpers. "Johnny…I…I c-can't.."

"Cum for me, do it, my love, let go," he encourages and smiles as he watches your face contort in pleasure. "That's it, that's my good girl…oh…oh baby, just like that, feel it darling," he kisses your inner thighs and then back at your clit. You cry and he looks up, not once leaving your clit. "I know you're still so sensitive, but I can't help but enjoy this heavenly taste." With your teary eyes and pouty lip looking at him, he smiles. Ghost: A/N: I couldn't write an ending to him..sorry

You look at him, he smiles, knowing how much you need this. "Simon, I don't think I can do this, what if I'm too heavy-" you try and reason but he shakes his head. "I said, sit on my face, suffocate me if you want. I would die happy if the last thing I did was eat your pretty cunt, so sit down and let me fuck that pussy," He growls and pulls your hips down. Your cunt is right on his face. Your hands are on his chest as you lean forward, his tongue flicking your cunt. You bite your lip. His hands wrapped around you, making sure you don't pull away. He groans, his dick leaking pre-cum from just eating you out. You play with your tits, the sensitive skin and the fact he was groaning and fucking your cunt, sending waves of pleasure through your core.

Your thighs, the same ones he caressed all night long at dinner, are now covered in his saliva or bites. He loves how your pretty tummy moves when he makes you bounce on his cock, and now, the stretch marks are no longer visible but rather the love bites he gave you. "Simon, please..fuck…Si…I can't…it's too much," you whimper, body feeling weak as he flicks his tongue on your clit. "Take it like a good girl," he slaps your ass. You lean on his body completely, taking his cock in your mouth and he moans. "Fuck…just like that," he moans again, his hot breath hitting your folds. His aroused tip was already so swollen it became so sensitive to the teased kisses you gave it. He begins to thrust himself into your throat, your gag on his shaft. He groans and begins to eat you out with more aggression. "Fuck…oh…f-fuck.." his cum coating your mouth. He can't last too long when the entire day he thought of doing this to your body. He drowns in your juices, he closes his eyes, nose already getting way too sensitive as he continues to lick your cunt. "Fuck…you are a delight to have," he says against your clit.

Price: His cigar burning, smoke filling the office as he has you sat on his desk, he on his knees as he looks up. Your skirt to your waist as he looks into your eyes, "Be a good girl, and keep the moans minimal," he closes his eyes and begins to kiss your cunt. Tongue teasing the bikini line as he hears your moans. You throw your head back, his lips parting your folds apart as he lets you feel this sensation. His phone rings but he ignores it. You were already a shaking mess from the car hate fuck he gave you, but now as he worships the very body of his wife, he can't help but wipe the past time and fill it with devotion. You were a temptress to him, the way your breasts, the curves and the soft and plushy thighs all called for him. Screamed for him to fight over. "Oh…just like that, John," you push his head further in you. His tongue already so used to this kind of activity now begging for more. He needed all of you, now. His wedding band is on the desk as his three thick fingers get buried into you. He looks up, smirk on him as he knows his pretty wife is about to have yet another orgasm.

"Yeah? does my girl want it? C'mon, say it," his voice so soft compared to how he spoke in the car. "I need it, please…fuck..please let me cum," your hand on his, wanting for him to fuck that pretty cunt of yours. His thumb rubs your clit as his other fingers fuck you. Your back arches and you moan loudly. He leans forward and kisses your tummy. The stretch marks told the story of where his beautiful children were once. The years of growth, the three pregnancies and the woman who bares them. He kisses you with tears in his eyes. Once you lean onto him, he sits on his chair and grabs you, placing you on his lap.

"I love you," he reminds you. Your head on his chest, "I love you too," you whisper and he wipes the sweat, tears and smudged lipstick off your face. "You did well, okay? You were amazing and thank you for letting me have this honour tonight," he kisses the top of your head. His big arms held you against him, the warmth he brings, his cologne and the smoke of the alcohol bottle you shared, it is perfect to all the imperfections this world brings you and him.

König: A/N: this one is mainly focused on aftercare He kisses your thighs, "Meine liebe," he starts. His warm breath on hitting your slit. You squirm and he holds you in place. "You know I love your body," he kisses your thighs again. His fingers still spreading your tight pussy. You whimper as he can't stop himself from overstimulating you. You look at him and he shuts you up with a kiss, "One more, give it to me, one more, liebe," he whispers against your lips. "Kö, I…please…please…I'm…I can't.." You try and stop his fingers but he shakes his head. "I said one more time, okay?" his voice was so soft but still so demanding. You nod, riding his fingers and that high, he kisses your forehead. "Good girl, Schatz" he smiles and kisses your forehead. Your hands are on his shoulders as he kisses you, you squirt on him and he grins.

He licks his slick-coated fingers and gazes at you. "Taste yourself" he kisses you again and then as he pulls away, he grabs the bottled water and opens it for you. "I'm going for a towel, okay and then we can cuddle all night long." He walks away and minutes later, he comes back to clean all of your body, and as he does this, he hums a song. Some love harmony. "You're making me crazy, really driving me mad, and that's alright with me," he hums and chuckles when he notices you blush. "You're my, my, my kind of woman," he continues. His chest is your pillow, your hand on it. His hand rubbing your back, "I will always love you, in this life and the other," he looks at the ceiling. "It's bizarre, to have the privilege many men kill for at the palm of my hands." He laughs. "Where I go, you go," he kisses your hand and combs through your hair.

Alejandro: A/N: this one is short, sorry and it's more oral than anything else… "Take it, cariño," his heavy cock leaking his cum, he pushes his cum back in with his fingers. "Ale…ya no puedo," you try and stop but all he does is shake his head. "No, no no, las niñas buenas no me dan excusas." His tongue on your thighs. He slaps your cunt and then grins when you whimper. "Asi me gustas," he kisses your cunt and in the process tastes himself on you. Your hands are tied to the headboard as he pushes his tongue deeper into you. His hands holding your squirming body in place. "Ya mi amor," his voice was so smooth and soothing.

"Ale, ya..please….I can't take it anymore," you close your eyes, tears running down your face. Your lipstick mark all over his face, an image he so proudly wore. The way he held your body, the way he so many times glared at someone who dared to judge the body of the woman who brought his children to this world. He looks at you, eyes soften, brown eyes staring into yours. "You know how much I love you? How much have I prayed with my mother for a woman like you? And mi amor, you are my moon and sun," he knows well that over the years you've grown insecure, but as he has your juices in his mouth, he can't help but love you.

Rodolfo: A/N: you know this will be mainly aftercare and so much praise and love bc he is my lover now…sorry Ghost… you're number 2 now..sorry…

You laid in bed, he between your thighs. His beard tickles your skin. You watch him with love drunken eyes. "Mi R/N, you can take it, no?" he kisses your thighs again. "Rudy, please…I need to come." Your hips are covered in his mess, he watches you squirm and then sucks on your clit. Your eyes roll back, the third orgasm of the night getting closer to the end. "Just like that, c'mon, mi amor, give it to me," he says as he eats you out. Your back arches and he smiles in delight. Your legs shake, to which he kisses them, then as he gets once more drunk on your juices he licks his lips and spits in your mouth. "Swallow it, mi amor," he whispers and watches you gulp in yours and his mess. "That's my good girl," he pats your head and kisses your shoulder.

Your body quivering and barely being able to handle all of this pleasure he has given you. "Calm down mi amor, I promise to be gentle now," he wraps his arms around you and repeatedly kisses your head. "You're an angel, an angel I tell you," he kisses your forehead and smiles. "Did you like it?" he asks you. "I did… I… I'm a little tired, that's all," you reply and he nods. "I just need to make sure, that's all," he kisses you once more and as the man you love, he chuckles. With the blankets covering both your bodies, he rubs your back gets a little excited and holds you close, squishing your body to his. "God, I just love you!" he chuckles.

A/N: it's now cannon that Rudy is Niall Horan coded…

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