&. ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐ญ ๐จ๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
( dialogueย promptsย takenย from the script ofย ย everythingย everywhereย allย atย onceย (2022),ย directedย byย danielย kwanย andย danielย scheinert.ย feelย freeย toย editย andย changeย asย youย seemย fit. )
โ you look really pretty right now. โ
โ stop changing the subject. โ
โ every day i fight, i fight for all of us. โ
โ what are you doing? what is wrong? โ
โ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. โ
โ you may be in grave danger. there is no time to explain.โ
โ we can make our own way. please, come with me. โ
โ don't even talk to me about this because i won't remember.โ
โ i am not your husband. at least not the one you know. i am another version of him from another life path, another universe. โ
โ iโm here because we need your help.โ
โ sorry, very busy today. no time to help youโ โ
โ all those years of searching have brought me here. to this universe. to you. โ
โ iโm here to tell you every rejection, every disappointment has led you here. to this moment. โ
โ i'm not ready to fight yet. โ
โ maybe we don't have a choice. โ
โ now, you can either come with me and live up to your ultimate potential, or lie here and live with the consequences.ย โ
โ i... want to lie here.ย โ
โ how often do people literally die laughing?ย โ
โ my husband won't even kill a spider. how are you the same person?ย โ
โ we are talking about infinity. if you can imagine it, somewhere out there, it exists.ย โ
โ how did i die? โ
โ i've seen you die a thousand ways. in a thousand worlds. in every single one, you were murdered.ย โ
โ what!? who wants me dead?ย โ
โ youโve been feeling it too, havenโt you? something is off. your clothes never wear as well the next day, your hair never falls in quite the same way, even your coffee tastes... wrong.ย โ
โ maybe we would have been better off if we had never gotten married.ย โ
โ i never said that.ย โ
โ you didnโt have to. itโs the way you look at me.ย โ
โ canโt you see it? how wonderful it would be if you came with me?ย โ
โ i saw my life without you. i wish you could have seen it. it was beautiful.ย โ
โ shhh, you're not thinking straight.ย โ
โ what is worse than death?ย โ
โ i saw your face on a billboard and โ this is silly โ i wondered if you remembered me... โ
โ is it that i canโt be here, or that iโm not allowed to be here?ย โ
โ there is no good, there is no evil. there is only โgoovilโ.ย โ
โ if you can imagine it, you have fucked it.ย โ
โ do not be so closed minded that you blind yourself from the truth!ย โ
โ donโt make me fight you. i am really really good.ย โ
โ you're capable of anything because you're so bad at everything.ย โ
โ you can't remember anything because your bodies were under the control of other universes.ย โ
โ you were like puppets. and you could do things you normally can't do. you were like, what's that movie... raccaccoonie?ย โ
โ how can you defeat her in every universe, if you can't even kill her in one?ย โ
โ the sacrifices necessary to win this war... i know all too well.ย โ
โ i cannot lose another loved one to the darkness.ย โ
โ i know you have feelings. feelings that make you so sad. that make you just want to give up. that is not your fault.ย โ
โ i'll see you again soon, somewhere out there in all that noise.ย โ
โ just think happy thoughts.ย โ
โ you okay? caught you staring off into space again.ย โ
โ i'm the one you've been looking for.ย โ
โ iโm the one who will defeat you.ย โ
โ youโre finally free, like me.ย โ
โ you don't have to choose anymore. between loving me or hating me. you can do both at the same time. โ
โ before, you were asking about "our daughter". it's crazy, but it really got me thinking. what if you had come with me all of those years ago? โ
โ all of this time, i wasn't looking for someone who could defeat me. i was looking for someone who could see what i see, feel what i feel... โ
โ oh, good, you're here too.ย โ
โ i'm sorry about ruining everything, iโย โ
โ we're all stupid. small stupid little humans. it's like our whole deal.ย โ
โ everything is going to be okay.ย โ
โ you think iโm weak donโt you?ย โ
โ when we first fell in love all of those years ago, your father would say i was too sweet for my own good. maybe he was right.ย โ
โ please! can we just stop fighting!ย โ
โ you tell me that it's a cruel world and we're all just running around in circles. i know that. i've been on this earth just as many days as you.ย โ
โ the only thing i do know is we have to be kind. be kind. especially, when we don't know what's going on.ย โ
โ i know you go through life with your fists held tight. you see yourself as a fighter. well, i see myself as one too. this is how i fight.ย โ
โ in another life, i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you. โ
โ you know what i say? cold, hysterical, unlovable bitches like us make the world go round.ย โ
โ you arenโt unlovable. there is always something to love. โ
โ even in a stupid, stupid universe where we have hot dogs for fingers, weโd all be very good with our feet!ย โ
โ in a universe where we both agree that no one could love you, if we look hard enough, something will prove us wrong.ย โ
โ we are all useless alone. so its good you're not alone.ย โ
โ maybe you win in this universe. but in another, i beat you. or we tie. or we eat crepes.ย โ
โ i don't want to hurt anymore. and for some reason when i'm with you, it hurts both of us.ย โ
โ out of all of the places i could be, why would i want to be here with you?ย โ
โ i still want to be here with you. i will always want to be here with you.ย โ
โ i will cherish these few specks of time.ย โ
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Send ๐ฅ (or โtoastโ, if you canโt see the emoji) to share a toast with my muse on New Yearโs Eve.
Send ๐ฅ๐ (or โcheers & kissesโ, if you canโt see the emoji) to share a toast and a kiss with my muse on New Yearโs Eve.
Remember to specify from which muse the meme is for if sending to a multi-muse and which of your muses the receiver should address if you are!
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Send me a โก plus a ship and I'll tell you...
๐๐ท๐พ ๐ฐ๐๐บ๐ด๐ณ ๐๐ท๐พ ๐พ๐๐ ๐ต๐ธ๐๐๐?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐๐ด๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ต๐พ๐ ๐๐ท๐ด ๐ต๐ธ๐๐๐ ๐บ๐ธ๐๐?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐ถ๐ธ๐
๐ด๐ ๐๐ท๐ด ๐พ๐๐ท๐ด๐ ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฝ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ด๐?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐ฒ๐พ๐พ๐บ๐ ๐๐ท๐ด ๐ผ๐ด๐ฐ๐ป๐?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐ท๐ฐ๐ ๐ฑ๐ด๐๐๐ด๐ ๐๐ฐ๐๐๐ด ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ผ๐๐๐ธ๐ฒ?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐ท๐พ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ท๐ด ๐ฑ๐ด๐ณ?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐๐ฐ๐บ๐ด๐ ๐๐ฟ ๐ต๐ธ๐๐๐?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐ผ๐ฐ๐บ๐ด๐ ๐๐ท๐ด ๐ฒ๐พ๐ต๐ต๐ด๐ด?
๐๐ท๐พ'๐ ๐๐ท๐ด ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ถ ๐๐ฟ๐พ๐พ๐ฝ?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐๐๐ฐ๐๐ ๐๐ฟ ๐๐ท๐ด ๐ป๐ฐ๐๐ด๐๐?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐๐ด๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ท๐ด๐ ๐ต๐พ๐ ๐๐ท๐พ'๐ ๐ท๐ฐ๐ฝ๐ณ?
๐๐ท๐พ'๐ ๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฝ ๐พ๐ต ๐ฟ๐ณ๐ฐ?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ด๐?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐ถ๐ด๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ด๐ณ ๐ผ๐พ๐๐ด ๐ด๐ฐ๐๐ธ๐ป๐?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ธ๐๐ธ๐ฐ๐๐ด๐ ๐๐ด๐?
๐๐ท๐พ ๐ฐ๐๐บ๐ ๐๐ท๐พ ๐ต๐พ๐ ๐๐ท๐ด๐ธ๐ ๐ท๐ฐ๐ฝ๐ณ ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ผ๐ฐ๐๐๐ธ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ด?
๐ผ๐ ๐ผ๐๐๐ด'๐ ๐ต๐ฐ๐
๐พ๐๐ธ๐๐ด ๐ผ๐ด๐ผ๐พ๐๐ ๐พ๐ต ๐๐พ๐๐๐:
๐ฐ ๐๐ด๐ถ๐๐ด๐ ๐ผ๐ ๐ผ๐๐๐ด ๐ท๐ฐ๐ ๐๐ด๐ถ๐ฐ๐๐ณ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ถ ๐๐พ๐๐๐:
๐ธ๐ต ๐๐ท๐ด๐ ๐ฒ๐พ๐๐ป๐ณ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ด ๐พ๐ฝ๐ด ๐๐ท๐ธ๐ฝ๐ถ:
๐๐ท๐ด๐ธ๐ ๐ป๐พ๐
๐ด ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐ด๐ ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐พ๐๐ณ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ถ ๐๐พ ๐ผ๐ ๐ผ๐๐๐ด:
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Sonic is somehow both super aroace and super shippable lmao
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Let's Play "Would You Ship This?"
Send in a pairing or two, and Iโll tell you if I would ship it.
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Draw your vampire and their lover like this challenge lmao
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send "๐" + a ship for me to fill out this. . .
combining this ship meme [ x ] with this ship meme [ x ]
FIRST DETAILS.
How did they meet?
Who flirted with who first?
Was it love at first sight or a slowburn romance?
Did they start dating right away or were they friends before things became romantic?
What was their first date?
Who kissed who first?
Who started the relationship?
NEXT STEPS & HARDSHIPS.
Monogamy or Polyamory?
Are they/do they plan on getting married?
Who proposed? Was it a yes or no?
Do they want kids? Who brought it up first?
Do they already have kids, together or from previous relationships?
How often do they fight? What about?
Have they ever broken up?
Messy breakup, amicable split, remain friends, ride or die or til death do us part?
SEX.
In the bedroom - Vanilla, a little spice, or kinky af?
For applicable ships - who tops/bottoms?
For applicable ships - who is more dominant/submissive?
What is their favorite sex position?
Do either of them enjoy bringing sex toys into the bedroom?
Favorite place to have sex?
Most adventurous place theyโve had sex?
Do they do anything else in the bath/shower other than wash? How often?
What are some of their favorite things about their partner sexually?
TOGETHER.
Do they have any routines/rituals in their relationship?
How do they take care of each other when they are sick/hurt?
Who is the better dancer?
How do they like to spend time together?
What are their favorite non-sexual forms of intimacy?
What are some of their favorite things about their partner?
How do they comfort the other when they are upset?
Who buys the other spontaneous gifts?
What position do they sleep in?
Do they bathe/shower together?
What are their favorite things to do on date nights?
Do they still go on dates after being together for a while?
What is their love language?
Whoโs a cat person and whoโs a dog person?
Who likes the outdoors more and who likes the indoors more?
Whoโs more social?
Who makes the bed every morning?
Who likes to keep the house cold and who likes to keep the house warm?
Who takes longer getting ready?
Who likes scary movies and who likes funny ones?
Who screams when they see a bug and who ends up killing it?
Who is more technology challenged?
Who would be more likely to burn something in the oven?
Who talks in their sleep?
Who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?
Who likes getting dressed up more?
Whoโs better at tying ties?
Who recorded the answering machine message on the house phone?
Whoโs better at planning romantic things?
Who takes up more space in the closet?
Who has more of a sweet tooth?
Who drinks more often?
Who is most likely to laugh during a serious situation?
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&. ๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐ช๐ฎ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
(ย aย mixย ofย angst,ย fluff,ย andย plotย focusedย dialogueย promptsย inย theย formย ofย questions.ย feelย freeย toย changeย howย youย seemย fit.ย )
โ what are you listening to? โ
โ canโt sleep? โ
โ how did you get this scar? โ
โ are you sure this is a good idea? โ
โ do you mind if i sleep here tonight? โ
โ what are you doing out here by yourself? โ
โ are you wearing my shirt? โ
โ donโt you know what you mean to me? โ
โ will i see you again? โ
โ are you comfortable? โ
โ are you trying to get us in trouble? โ
โ do you enjoy playing with peopleโs hearts? โ
โ donโt we deserve to be happy? โ
โ why canโt i come with you? โ
โ are you here to kill me? โ
โ you think iโm jealous? โ
โ do you want to share this? โ
โ is that blood? is it yours? โ
โ how do you know my name? โ
โ youโre an asshole, you know that? โ
โ like what you see? โ
โ was that your first kiss? โ
โ are you happy here with me? โ
โ sorry, did you want to be alone? โ
โ do you want my jacket? โ
โ how are you still alive? โ
โ youโre beautiful, you know that? โ
โ what are you so afraid of? โ
โ today isnโt your day, is it? โ
โ how does it feel to be in love? โ
โ youโve been crying, whatโs wrong? โ
โ do you remember when we first met? โ
โ isnโt this amazing? โ
โ did you miss me? โ
โ alright, who am i beating up? โ
โ that was a close call, wasnโt it? โ
โ am i worth so little to you? โ
โ how is it youโre never scared? โ
โ do you ever think about the future? โ
โ can you look at me? please? โ
โ you got me flowers? โ
โ well, how do i look? โ
โ what arenโt you telling me? โ
โ how about a kiss before i go? โ
โ you donโt know who i am, do you? โ
โ may i have this dance? โ
โ whoโs going to stop us, huh? โ
โ wait, youโre leaving already? โ
โ itโs my fault, isnโt it? โ
โ have you ever lost someone? โ
โ do you think iโm a good person? โ
โ what are you thinking about? โ
โ is it really you? โ
โ what if i hurt you? โ
โ if you wonโt take care of yourself, then who will? โ
โ have you come to laugh at me? โ
โ will you still look at me like you do now? โ
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Send โโค๏ธโโ (or โ<3?โ if you can't see the emojis) for the receiver to say if they can see a romantic ship happening between your muses
Please, remember to specify when sending to multimuse blogs!
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Send ๐๐ถ + one of my ships and I'll share three songs related to that ship!
If you can't see the emoji, send "love songs + the ship"!
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Anonymously message me one ship youโd like to see on my blog and why.
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this moment asf.
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Semi-Realistic domestic starters
Because it canโt be all sunshine and poetry
โSorry, honey. Iโm just not in the mood.โ
โYou said you were going to the store. What did you do instead??โ
โDo you want to go out tonight? I donโt feel like cooking.โ
โGood morning.... You passed out last night and I dragged your drunk ass home.โ
โHow are you feeling? I can heat up some soup if you want.โ
โHow did we dirty this many dishes?! Thereโs only TWO of us!โ
โIf you donโt get off the couch and help me, i swear to god-โ
โI love you.... But if you donโt pick up your laundry, weโre gonna have words.โ
โDude, itโs like 1 PM. Get out of bed.โ
โDo you think we could do a date night? You know, like we used to?โ
โWhat do you mean youโre going out with your friends? We had plans tonight!โ
โHaving a kid is a lot more work than I expected it to be.โ
โYou expected having a kid to be EASY?โ
โBabyโs crying again... Donโt worry i got it. You can get the next one.โ
โMove over. Weโre sharing the shower. But in aย โIโm late for workโ way not a sexy way.โ
โOh my god why are your feet SO COLD??โ
โWeโre married. Weโre supposed to be partners. You can talk to me.โ
โWhy would you just decide something like this without me?โ
โI also live in this house. You canโt just change things without telling me.โ
โSorry. Iโm not sure I wanna have kids.โ
โCan we get a dog/cat/(insert pet)?โ
โWhat do you say to turning the spare room into a home theater?โ
"We watched what you wanted to watch last night. Tonight Iโm picking.โ
โI definitely didnโt forget our anniversary. I just felt like getting you more things than usual when i just HAPPENED to run to the store tonight.โ
โYou ever think about getting married?โ
โIโm happy the way we are. I donโt know how getting married could improve it.โ
โI donโt need to marry you to prove I love you.โ
โIโm ready to marry you.โ
โYou want to move in together? You basically live here already and itโd be cheaper for us both.โ
โIโm pouring a glass of wine, running a bubble bath and Iโm gonna soak till Iโm pruny.โ
โSweetie, I love you, but Iโm never going to understand sports.โ
โHey, let me get that for you. You go sit down.โ
โIโll clean up, you take a break.โ
โWe canโt go out tonight. The babysitter canceled.โ
โI know you were looking forward to this but thereโs nothing we can do about it.โ
โJust dropped [child] off at the sitterโs. We have the entire night to ourselves to do whatever we want.~โ
โIโve decided I hate the color on these walls. Wanna go to the paint store?โ
โI definitely didnโt cut myself but just out of curiosity- Where do we keep the GOOD band-aids?โ
โHey- No, itโs okay donโt get out of bed. I just wanted to let you know that Iโm home. You can go back to sleep.โ
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