#shiptrash

[theviolenttomboy]

You know what would be hilarious, if the Pokémon scarlet and Violet manga went with Violet x Carmine. Also, call me shiptrash, but I think they might just be angling for Scarlet x Nemona.

Never thought about it, but Violet and Carmine interacting with be a riot.

The second Carmine starts yelling at him ("YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE TOURISTS, AREN'T YOU?!"), Violet's gonna cry in response. Carmine will have no idea how to react to that since most of the people around her know how to deal with her. She'd get flustered and try to get him to stop, and thankfully Violet would immediately do so and not hold it against her. So what starts out looking like a train wreck will slowly evolve into something friendlier in which Violet will be the first person Carmen will consciously try not to yell at and Violet will learn to have more tact and respect (because he totally would be one of those tourists).

Basically the opposite direction I imagine a Scarlet and Kieran relationship would go, lol.

And oh yeah, honestly kinda hard not to see a push towards Scarlet/Nemona, one-sided as it may currently be. Nemona's straight up fantasizing that a perpetual frowner is smiling at her, girl's crushing hard.

#ask tvt #channelsurfer02 #with heart eyes even! #pokespe

[duck-era-lexi]

im shiptrash

#ch60 #also i LOVE this part of the manga #i love todomomo's battle sm #bnha 2022 reread liveblog #update its me again n toga & dabi are here and its awesome theyre so cool

[nanakah]

Ishigami studying at the library out of his own volition.............

Miko playing games past her bedtime for class and being sleepy the next day.........

hehe boy

#ishimiko #DO YOU CARE THEM #i do more than i should #kaguya sama wa kokurasetai #kaguya sama #kaguya sama spoilers #shiptrash #S O O N #they are so cute #ishigamixmiko

[totalshiptrash]

Static In My Soul

Title: Static In My Soul

Fandom: Detroit: Become Human

Ship: Hank Anderson x Connor RK800

Style: PWF, Domestic / Established

Spoilers: Post-pacifist best ending

Setting: Hank’s house

Connor sighed heavily as he entered the house, the sharp thunk of the analog lock reassuring as he shut the world out of his personal sanctuary. No wonder Hank preferred not to upgrade it - there was something so visceral about the sound that it instantly lowered his stress levels at least 4% as he kicked off his shoes.

With more clicking sounds came even greater stress relief: Sumo had noticed his arrival home and was rapidly headed his way from the kitchen where he’d been napping. Connor felt a smile come to his lips as he knelt down to greet the huge dog in return, burying his face in Sumo’s soft fur as he scritched behind his ears and down his back.

“Jesus, Connor, you look like shit,” came a voice. The android initially sent by Cyberlife looked up, his pleasure at being home failing to hide the exhaustion in his eyes and the still slowly whirling yellow of his LED. Hank offered him a hand to help him up, which Connor gratefully accepted. The lieutenant didn’t release him as he stood, pulling him closer instead and wrapping Connor in a tight embrace. Connor sighed again, though much softer this time, pressing his forehead against Hank’s collarbone. “Really running you ragged down at the tower, eh?”

Now that the revolution was finished - finished, ha! - there was an incredible amount of what Hank termed “diplomatic bullshit” to wade through. Markus was the leader, of course, but with so many androids either so new to freedom as to be completely clueless what to do or simply unequipped to process the kinds of high level strategy, psychoanalysis, and legal intelligence required, it was no surprise that it fell to Connor to become his second in command. The Jericho crew assisted, of course, but none of them were as capable of navigating the tensely charged political tightrope the newly birthed android nation now found itself walking.

“You have no idea. I wish I could just stop running simulations and projections for five minutes,” Connor huffed. Hyperbole was another habit he’d picked up from Hank, but as the human often noted, ‘bitching may not solve a problem but it sure feels good.’ Connor didn’t truly begrudge the workload - he preferred having something useful to do, after all, and it was his duty to his people besides.

“Five minutes, huh? I think I could handle that, at least.”

Connor shuddered - Hank’s vocal tone had dropped down into that deep, husky range that made him incredibly weak in the knees, sending frissons of electricity down his spine. His slim fingers dug slightly into Hank’s back as the older man’s own thick digits slid down Connor’s sides, squeezing his hipbones slightly before ghosting across his ass to pick him up by his thighs. Connor reflexively brought his legs up, tightening them around the detective’s waist as Hank kissed the android on the temple and then edge of his jawline, pushing Connor’s head to the side for better access to his neck. Connor hummed appreciatively, eyelashes fluttering on his perfect, freckle-dusted cheeks as Hank carried him down the hallway to the bedroom, kicking the door shut behind them so Sumo couldn’t interrupt. For all the detective’s unhealthy habits, he’d been ridiculously fit in his prime and continued to be deceptively stronger than his slight paunch might indicate. He moved onto their bed, gently lowering Connor to the mattress as he hovered over him, one large hand cupped behind Connor’s head as the other worked industriously at the tie and shirt buttons covering the rest of the android’s nearly flawless skin while his mouth explored everything available, nipping at Connor’s jawline and gently teasing his earlobes before suddenly, hungrily devouring his mouth.

Connor moaned against his lips, spine arching up against Hank’s solid bulk and pushing them both into a sitting position, Hank straddling Connor’s waist and grinning wickedly as Connor pulled back slightly, shirt half unbuttoned and hanging loosely on his shoulders.

“You know my mouth is sensitive,” he said reproachfully, and the glint in Hank’s eyes proved that he did indeed know that and thoroughly enjoyed using it against him. Particularly since the blue of Connor’s LED betrayed that he really didn’t mind that much.

“Must’ve forgot,” Hank lied airily, both hands now pulling at Connor’s clothes, removing the white button-down and jacket in a few swift, practiced motions. He leaned forward to capture Connor’s lips a second time, the android’s eyes fluttering closed again before he scowled in mock anger as Hank smirked, noses still touching. “Whoops, forgot again!”

Connor surged forward, inhuman reflexes and combat training allowing him to grab the hem of Hank’s ratty sweatshirt and drag it up over his head to the exact point where his hands were still bound by the sleeves, twisting the shirt elaborately into makeshift bindings around them as he flipped his assailant cheeky partner right over, pinning him to the bed with his arms thoroughly trapped over his head. Hank grunted at the sudden shift in position, the flush in his cheeks and tenting in his pants showing Connor exactly how fucking hot he’d thought that was.

“Christ,” he breathed, and the look of unadulterated admiration and affection sent another warm surge through Connor’s circuits. Connor released his hands, Hank tugging free of the sweatshirt fairly easily and bringing his hands down to frame Connor’s face, pulling the android down to kiss his forehead gently. “Lemme take care of you, though, yeah?”

Connor nodded, averting his eyes down to Hank’s broad chest, running his fingers through the lieutenant’s chest hair as Hank undid the buttons on his pants, pushing his fingers under the waistband of Connor’s boxer briefs and sliding them down over his smooth, firm ass, leaving him in nothing but his socks and garters. He shivered slightly as Hank’s hands ran up and down his sides, rough skin and thick calluses dragging against his sensory inputs and causing his synthetic skin to fade in a trail of delicious tactile pleasure, tracing the touches across his body.

He gasped as the hands slid down to his ass again and began kneading and squeezing the soft pseudo-flesh there, pushing Connor down insistently until he was pressed right up against Hank’s body, his hot, thick length pulsing between them as Hank kissed the very edges of Connor’s mouth. He groaned, jaw dropping open, LED flashing yellow between the whirling blue and synthetic skin flickering in and out like vitiligo as Hank continued to kiss him, one hand coming up to tangle in Connor’s hair as the other felt blindly for the lube on the side table. He flicked the cap open and poured a generous amount between Connor’s asscheeks, spreading it thoroughly over the plastic with his thick fingers, across his ass and down the inside of his thighs. Connor whined desperately as Hank slicked his member between them, knuckles brushing against the ridge of his groin.

“Hank... H-Haank...” he pleaded, voice rough with static as his fingers spasmed against Hank’s chest and shoulders, hands bare and glowing as if he could interface with his human partner, the hairs on the back of Hank’s neck and arms rising in response anyway, his skin tingling with the faint electricity.

“I gotcha, Con.” His own voice barely more than a growl, the detective lifted Connor by the hips just enough to settle himself between the well-oiled thighs before he began thrusting in earnest, Connor’s legs clamped tightly together around him. Connor warbled with the sensory overload, made worse (better?) when the hand not still wrapped around his waist came up and pressed against the back of Connor’s head, pulling him back down for another searing kiss, leaving him moaning with the agonizing pleasure of it.

“H-Hank, a-aah, H-H-Haaank!”

“Ah, fuck, Con, you’re so fucking perfect. Fucking... fuck!” Hank panted, hips juddering and shaking as he lost his rhythm, coming with one final thrust up against Connor’s willing body, painting his thighs and ass with thick white ropes as he squeezed Connor tight against his shaking body. Connor shuddered as well, the sensory input nearly causing him to white out as he felt every inch of Hank against him and on him and around him. He nuzzled into the side of Hank’s neck, licking up a bead of sweat and shivering with the pleasure of it.

Hank grinned tiredly, nudging Connor with his chin, his beard coarse and bristly against the slow-moving blue LED. “Mission accomplished?” he asked cheekily. Connor merely hummed in response, eyes slipping closed as the edges of his lips ticked upwards in a small smile. Hank kissed the top of his head, his own eyes drifting shut. They’d clean up later - for now, he was content to enjoy their personal peace and quiet.

#hankcon #detroit: become human #dbh: hank #dbh: connor #shipfic #shiptrash #tstfic #pwf #they aren't even my favorite ship of dbh #tbh #but here we are #writing fic for them #after a million years #because they're That Good #please enjoy

[mimeaddict-blog]

Head Canon: Wigfrid Meeting Wes

Wigfrid met Wes as the tall mime was being chased by a pack of hounds, and had proceeded to beat the sludge out of the hounds. Surprisingly, their clashing personalities did not make things difficult between one another, but instead blossomed into a grand friendship, and in some cases...more then just friendship!

#shiptrash #Wes #wes the mime #Wigfrid #don't starve #dont starve

[zombiekittiez]

Cause I guess there weren’t enough in the world? About the 25th time I read deanpendragon’s “in which tsukishima and yamaguchi win ten points for slytherin” I decided I just needed to write my own damn fic.

#tsukkiyama #yamaguchi tadashi #tsukishima kei #haikyuu fanfiction #shiptrash #Harry Potter au #Hogwarts au #long reads

[elastaronicuted]

More ⭐️ fan art! ❤️❤️❤️

#starxmarco #starco #svtfoe #star butterfly #marco diaz #shipTRASH #star vs the forces of evil

[benevolenceborn]

random potentially-romantic ships I love for Ganyu:

Xiao - I'm a bit on the fence about whether I see them as more romantic or sibling-like, but either way I love them v much. Her gentle nature serves as a foil to his more violent duty and she could be someone he can let his guard down around

Keqing - They clash and have their disagreements, primarily in their opinions on the gods/Rex Lapis, but they still respect one another and are always willing to discuss and compromise which is so very important to a healthy, lasting relationship!

Beidou - They're already close friends according to in-game voicelines, to the point where Ganyu gets uncharacteristically harsh towards the people that dislike Beidou... I want to explore more of that and see how they get along! I think Beidou might be the only person that can get Ganyu to slow the heck down and ENJOY life instead of working all the time...

Albedo / The Traveler - I put them both here for similar reasons, since neither are ordinary humans, and that's something that might make Ganyu feel a little less alone in the world, and draw her to them. This one is definitely a bit lower on the list overall though, mainly because Ganyu has little cause to leave Liyue and get to know people from other regions. Interpretations of the Traveler vary, too

#i could prob add more because I'm hopeless shiptrash that will find chemistry with most characters... #but that's enough for now :3c #╯✧╭ 𝕙𝕦𝕤𝕙 𝕛 ⊧ 𝕠𝕠𝕔

[quackle]

Actually... Karen's got a point 👀

#jk #(maybe. idk. karen IS the no. 1 shiptrash for a reason yall) #kaguya sama #kaguya sama spoilers #kaguya sama love is war #kaguya sama wa kokurasetai

[microkittycosplay]

🔥 #missstealyogirl 🔥 #cinder #cinderfall #cosplay #rwby #doyoubelieveindestiny #pyrrhanikos #pyrrha #shiptrash #roosterteeth #rt #ecchii #katsucon #katsucon2017 #rwbycosplay 📸🙏🏻- @kareeminyocup

#doyoubelieveindestiny #rt #pyrrha #ecchii #cinder #cosplay #katsucon2017 #missstealyogirl #rwby #shiptrash #katsucon #roosterteeth #cinderfall #rwbycosplay #pyrrhanikos

[aslowknife]

ipad art tbh 🍥🍓✨

#especially made with my index finger #darlings #narusaku #sakunaru #shiptrash #sakura haruno #naruto uzumaki #my art #yolo #personal

[fanblot]

I was doodling these at work and my coworker snuck up on me and looked over my shoulder.  “Ooooooh... that’s... cool.” and I respond, like an idiot, “They’re... uh... figure studies...?” I don’t think I convinced her.

#dbz #dragon ball z #vegeta #bulma #vegebul #shiptrash #fanart #they're just studies...

[nanakah]

we as a society oughta stop ignoring Ishi's mom runs a flower shop he canonically helps her with and start indulging in flower shop AU/fanfic ASAP

I MEAN.KGJKHJK C'MON

his mom looks nice and i'm sure she'd love Miko. Miko is the sort of girl any mother-in-law would fawn over (small, cute, polite, big eater lol)

also that one of Ishigami's favorite anime is Your Name...................the POTENTIAL for ishimiko AU there, lads. Okudera even is like, the same character as our senpai. lol

#ishimiko #PLOT BUNNIES KEEP GENERATING EVEN MORE OF THEM #kaguya-sama #by the way both this interview #and the drunk twitter qa have veryyy interesting meta stuff #but that's for another time #i think i'll wait for s3 to roll around to unleash my dual confessions meta BWAHAHA #SHIPTRASH

[amdapori]

Everybody finds love In the end

#ffxiv #shiptrash stuff #caelia silverarch #terris blackthorne #this goddamn ship istg

[godblooded]

if you will not hear the truth then i will show it to you. there is still time to stop the key from turning , but first it must be found. you will search one likely spot and you will search another. FATE HAD US MEET AS FOES BUT THIS RING WILL MAKE US BROTHERS. 

#ooc. pinhead is my dad & pinhead is my mom & candyman is my dad. #[ARBITERINCHIEF IS MY SHIPTRASH ARBITERINCHIEF IS MY SHIPTRASH ARBITERINCHIEF IS MY SHIPTRA--]

[zombiekittiez]

Seeing a play version of Pride and Prejudice and now all I want to do is write a Haikyuu! AU. I mean, Tsukishima is Darcy af, discuss.

#tsukkiyama #night at the theater #nice looking stage set #literary af #pride and prejudice #Haikyuu #shiptrash #cultured af