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great, i’m crying now

#shit ava says #🫶🏼 #tommy the ball boy #thomas müller

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sorry but how can we win this if xabi is so hot

#shit ava says #like it’s over. he’s going to outsexy us and it’s done

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if this is true this is so ridiculous... kathleen doing her job. shocking

#shit ava says #i don't even have words. wtf is up with the club #bayern munich #fc bayern #bayern münchen #fc bayern münchen #fc bayern munich

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xabi's here just getting sexier and sexier and look at us. withering. embarrassing

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anyway, i'm proud of xabi. not every famous-player-turned-coach ends up successful so it's so nice to see him climb the ranks and now he's with leverkusen and basically comfortably at the top of the table. no fluke!

#shit ava says #i'm always wary of saying nice things because it ends up a jinx #and i never wanted to hype xabi as our future coach #because like. who knows! #but it's actually kind of cool to see him actually perform as a coach

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this is how thomas müller is spending one of his last seasons. kill me

#shit ava says #i think about it every fucking match

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where’s this match going guys haha where’s it goinggggg

#shit ava says #like is it time to rlly be delulu?

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I'M SORRY BUT I HAVE TO FUCKING LAUGH OF COURSE IT'S STANISIC

#shit ava says #that's karma.

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can someone grab a screenshot of thomas talking to a completely dead-faced guerreiro lmfao

#shit ava says #why was that so funny

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thomas is so vital to our team… don’t know how tuchel was benching him for weeks when he’s not only been involved in all our attacks thus far but leading them as well

#shit ava says #i know he’s started before but finally consistent playtime…

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but seriously guys when was the last time we’ve played this well? i cannot remember it feels so long ago the relief is so immense omfg

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i know manu’s sick of this shit

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thomas being a last minute sub actually makes me nauseous

#shit ava says #by nauseous i mean i feel like throwing up and crying and i’m having heart palpitations

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no hate to the clown music but sometimes i wish we'd switch it up and just blast a clip of jo letting out a guttural scream

#shit ava says #because that's how i reacted when serge just scored

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every time thomas has a post-match interview i remember he is close to retiring probably and i want to throw up all my organs

#shit ava says #just started tearing up watching the interview today like i'm gonna be SICK

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wow that’s so crazy... we played thomas... and then he scored? that is so crazy isn’t it tuchel!

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