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boanerges20 · 1 day

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Shit Happens... Andrea Dovizioso

#motorcycle #shit happens #andrea dovizioso #motolegends #sport bike #racing #motorsports #ride hard or go home #built for speed #experience speed #please reblog #moto love #lifestyle

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memyselfandtheemperor · 1 year

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httpiastri · 9 months

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happy to confirm that oscar still looks at lando like he created the world

just cuties being cuties 🫶🫶

ALSO im sorry but i genuinely started laughing when watching this because i remembered oscars comment back in that jack daniels video…. “my hands are too small” you’re actually delusional

#this debrief made me happy again #horrible day but now a liiiittle better #the way I said ‘best day ever!!’ yesterday #cant have too much fun in one weekend apparently #either wayyyy my take on oscar and carlos is #racing is racing #shit happens #🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ carlos’s lockup created a bad situation but it’s not like it’s the first lockup ever #sometimes you crash in racing 😶 it’s sad to see oscar dnf of course but tbh after the day i had in f2&3 i’d rather see something like that #instead of another strategy fail #carlos did u rlly have to tweet about it though 🫣#f1 #oscar piastri #lando norris #mclaren #belgian grand prix #belgian grand prix 2023 #osc hands osc neck osc arms

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doalkaynaksuyu · 6 months

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absolutely pathetic wet cat of a man

#digital art #digital drawing #my art #art #fanart #digital doodle #bsd #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #sorry guys i died for a while #seasonal depression hit just before the death of my dog and exam week #also art block #shit happens #but im alive

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tabieeee · 2 months

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what do u do if ur boyfriend casually takes his head on and off

#skibidi toilet #cameraman #speakerman #oc streak #speaker squad #myart #comics #i had this idea in mind for a while and today i got possessed to draw it #shit happens

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lousydrawingsforgoodpeople · 1 year

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#shit happens #we heal #starfish #doodles #bad art #lousy drawings #doodle #positivity #self love #healing #recovery #trauma recovery

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darkrebelkat · 21 days

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#OCD #lifestyle #shit happens #real life

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whatev-i-guess · 9 months

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Stay with me

Soap: Ghost! Fuck! Stay with me!

Ghost: Johnny... are you doing alright?

Soap: How can you ask that? How the fuck can you ask me if I am alright while you are bleeding out?!

Ghost smiles and closes his eyes: To know that you are okay makes it easier for me to let go.

Soap: Don't you dare to leave me! Do you hear me? Ghost, do you fucking hear me? If you die now I will haunt you forever!

Ghost chuckles quietly: I would be honored, love.

#ghost simon riley #soap mctavish #soapghost #ghost x soap #ghostsoap #call of duty #shit happens

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idk-my-4am-thoughts · 2 years

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basu-shokikita · 6 months

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Kloktober 2023 Day 29

So what happens after AOTD?

The best part about AOTD is the potential of what can happen next! And one of the parts I was looking forward the most was how the band would deal with what happened to Toki, so I took the chance to write a little about it today. And yes, it's Skwistok, lol.

Side note: This drabble takes place in the same timeline than all of these drabbles, yes (not that you need to read them for this one, though, just a fun fact!)

Drop.

Toki heard it the first time.

Drop, drop.

And the second time.

Drop…drop, drop.

And the third time too.

Drop.

He heard them all, he just didn’t know how to react. Skwisgaar had come by earlier and sat next to him, making no noise besides the fretting of his guitar, when suddenly tears started pouring down his face.

Toki could see him with the corner of his eye. He could see Skwisgaar wiping his face only for more tears to be shed. Silent sniffles and heavy swallows, Toki wasn’t sure if Skwisgaar wanted his crying to be acknowledged or not, so he pretended not to notice still.

He had an idea what might have been causing it, though.

After they defeated Salacia and successfully prevented the end of the world, things had been slowly going back to normal. Cities were being rebuilt, survivors were reuniting, governments were slowly reestablishing. Little by little, Earth was healing from its tragedy.

For Dethklok, however, things were a bit different as they were starting to recover memories they had no recollection of losing in the first place. And for Toki, well, it meant reliving his capture, his kidnapping. It was relieving what someone he thought of as a friend did to him. The countless hours he spent clinging to Abigail, not ready to die yet. The never-ending days he waited for Dethklok to come to him, only to fall asleep amidst dreams of their first meeting.

In all honesty, it hadn’t been as shocking as it should’ve. Maybe because of his childhood, or maybe because things hadn’t been entirely normal after he was back with his brothers. He kept having confusing, unsettling nightmares about being locked, about a dark scary figure, about feeling on the verge of death. So when he started recovering his memories, it was like the missing pieces in a puzzle finally fell in place.

As strange as it might sound, Toki found comfort in understanding what had happened, even if the truth was horrifying. All this time he had thought those nightmares were presages from the future, but turns out they were reminders of the past. That, he could deal with.

He was just…numb to it. Yeah, that was probably it. Not angry or sad, or even relieved. Just numb to it all.

Just that.

“Ams sorries…” Skwisgaar said.

Toki turned to him. “Whats?”

Skwisgaar’s face was soaking wet, yet he still managed to barely show emotion. “Ams sorries.”

“What ams you sorries for?” Toki was confused.

“I forgots everything.” Skwisgaar shook his head lightly. “I didn’ts…undersktand why you were so touchies and I was a dildos abouts it.”

“Oh.” Toki smiled and turned to look at the wall. “Don’t worries about it. I didn’ts really understands either. It ams okay.”

“And we should ‘aves…” He trailed off. “…dones somethingks…earliers…”

“It ams okay.” Toki repeated it, still staring at the wall. “You saveds me and ams glad you dids.”

“We were dildos about it.” Skwisgaar grumbled to himself. “Dildos. I was scareds-”

“Skwisgaar, it really ams-”

“I was scareds I’ds never sees you again.” Skwisgaar let out softly and Toki turned to stare at him, agape. However, Skwisgaar avoided his gaze when he continued. “I was so scareds I droggeds myselves all de times not to thinks abouts it.” His lip quivered. “De idea of losings you…” Skwisgaar closed his eyes, his voice breaking the next time he talked. “I couldn’ts takes it.”

Toki had known Skwisgaar for a long time. He was more aware than anyone else at how bad Skwisgaar was talking about his feelings. Often, he had gotten the short end of the stick because of it. Because of that, he knew it had cost him a lot to say all of that. “Does you want to know whats I thoughts abouts whens I was deres?”

Skwisgaar raised his eyes slowly, like he was scared to meet Toki’s. “Ja…” He whispered.

Toki smiled, already fond of the memory. “I thoughts of my auditions…playings with yous…whens you saids you wanteds me in da bands…” He looked down, almost ashamed. “I thoughts of everyones, of course, but I thoughts of you mosts, Skwisgaar…of us…it gaves me de strenghts to keep goings…” He shook his head. “Soes embarrassings, I know...”

Because Skwisgaar wasn’t saying anything, he glanced at him. Skwisgaar was looking at him, with something in his eyes that Toki hadn’t seen before.

“Skwisgaar?”

Wordlessly, Skwisgaar grabbed the sides of Toki’s face and meshed their lips together. It lasted for barely a second before Skwisgaar pulled back, seemingly disconcerted by his own reaction. “S-Sorries, Toke, I…”

Toki shook his head. He didn’t want Skwisgaar to apologize over that, but he also wasn’t ready to process it yet. Not right now. He closed his eyes and rested his forehead against Skwisgaar’s, who for once, didn’t try to put space between. Trying to collect himself, he inhaled deeply.

“I really ams–”

“Stops.” Toki said without opening his eyes. “Don’ts says anythings.”

He heard Skwisgaar swallow. “Okays.”

Toki smirked. “And holds me.”

Awkwardly, Skwisgaar placed his hands on Toki’s waist. “L-Likes dis?”

“Yeah.” They remained like that for a while. He could hear Skwisgaar’s labored breathing, it was a little funny. What was he so worked out about? “Skwisgaar?”

“J-Ja?”

“Don’t lets me go.”

“I won’ts!” Skwisgaar said a bit too enthusiastically. “I won’ts…” He repeated, more sober.

Toki smiled. He had a long road ahead and he knew it. And it wasn’t going to be easy. When had his life ever been easy? But he had a feeling, it all would be okay in the end.

“Goods.”

#kloktober2023 #kloktober #metalocalypse #toki wartooth #skwisgaar skwigelf #skwistok #it wasnt meant to be strictly skwistok but wooops #¯_(ツ)_/¯#shit happens #my writing #no beta we die like men etc

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dual-plunger-enthusiast · 6 months

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My sincerest apologies for this one, gang

#skibidi toilet #skibidi toilet art #skibidi toilet fanart #thumbs up #orange justice #shit happens #girl power

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boanerges20 · 5 months

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Shit Happens... Kevin Schwantz

#motorcycle #kevin schwantz #shit happens #suzuki #rgv500 #sport bike #racing #motorsports #moto love #lifestyle

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x-heesy · 1 month

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𝗗𝝝𝗡 𝝠𝗟𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗗𝝝: 𝗜 𝗖𝝠𝗡 𝗙𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗬𝝠 😂

𝗙𝝠𝗡𝗖𝗬 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗣𝝠𝗡𝗖𝗬 ⚛️

𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗨𝗫𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦 ☣️

𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗬 𝝠𝗦𝗦 ☢️

𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦 👽

𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗞𝗦 𝝠𝗥𝗘𝗡’𝗧 𝗗𝗘𝝠𝗗 ☠️

𝗠𝝝𝝝𝗗 𝗕𝝝𝝠𝗥𝗗 / 𝗟𝝝𝗩𝗘 & 𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝝝𝗩𝗘 / 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 & 𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 / 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝝠𝗟 / 𝗡𝝝 𝗚𝝝𝗗𝗦 𝗡𝝝 𝗠𝝠𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 / 𝗣𝗥𝝝 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗠𝗙𝗭 / 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝝠 𝗦𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗠 / 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝗬𝝝𝗨, 𝗬𝝝𝗨 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗡 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 / 𝗜 𝗗𝝝𝗡’𝗧 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝝠 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞 / 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗧𝟰𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗡 / 𝗙𝝝𝝝𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚𝝠𝗥𝝝𝗨𝗡𝗗 / 𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗦𝗛𝗠𝗘 / 𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗦𝗛𝗖𝝝𝗥𝗘 / 𝝠𝗡𝗗𝗥𝝝𝗜𝗗𝝠𝗥𝗧 / 𝗘𝗘𝗞 𝗣𝗘𝝝𝗣𝗟𝗘 / 𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝝝𝗥 𝗗𝗜𝗘 / 𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 & 𝗖𝗥𝗬 / 𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗠𝗬 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 / 𝗕𝝠𝗟𝗖𝝝𝗡𝗬𝝠𝗥𝗧 / 𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗬𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥𝗭 𝗡𝝝𝗧 𝗪𝗘𝗟(𝗟) 𝗖𝗨𝗠

#xheesy #glitchmylife #glitchmafia #artsyfartsy #artfuckery #expressyouself #iphoneart #popart #appforthat #punksarentdead #newcontemporary #worldoffmusicon #trallala #Digitaloriginal #photoart #photoartist #photoartwork @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @mr-e-gallery @inbetweenneeds 😂 #photoartistic #photoarts #blissfulphotoart #photoartistique #photoarte #photoartistry #contemporaryphotoart #photoartists #photoarty #photoartgallery #photoartspirit #urbanphotoart #darkphotoart #photooftheday #photographylovers #aesthetic #photographylover #ilovephotography #photographyart

Soundtrack: New God of Fuck by Don Yellow (stfu)

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cinno · 7 months

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trying to teach myself photoshop.. was messing around for a bit and somehow made a fake mock-up for a poppy war cover

#shit happens #the poppy war #the poppy war fanart #fang runin #r f kuang #books #tpw fanart

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notagaslightingcat · 21 days

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during these trying times (Ao3 is down for maintenance) i will be going through the five stages of grief, but stop at stage two - anger - and proceed to go batshit insane :3

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maryo274 · 4 months

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When you manage to snatch the one weapon capable of taking you out. 😅

It's not MCU but it's something that happened to my best friend that I've been wanting to post. 🤣

Sorry for the absence, guys, by the way. Life's been rough 😅.

Maryo274 ©

If you like my art support with a reblog, it is appreciated. And you’re always welcome to comment too.

#fun story #my stories #shit happens #arachnophobia #funny #comic art #my art

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