#shit my boyfriend says

[avovaimoke]

"Vihannes kuulostaa Johanneksen pahalta kaksoselta"

-Poikakaveri

#suomi #suomeksi #suomitumblr #shit my boyfriend says #finnish #finland #suomipaskaa #perkele #saatana #suomitumppu #suomiperkele #in finnish #vittu

[bihexualandferal]

this conversation between me and my boyfriend

Apparently he meant to say “the masculine urge to randomly tell you I love you” but he pressed send too early

Which is really sweet but I still think my reply was even better/funnier

#couple things #couple goals #funny relationship #text meme #text memes #funny texts #relationship #funny #shit my boyfriend says

[ghoulishblog]

"You look like a goth Chef Boyardee"

-my bf, who is blind without his glasses, upon seeing me in my satin bonnet

#shit my boyfriend says #boyfriend #bf #quote

[iijustneedapllacetorest]

Beelzebruh

#shit my boyfriend says #im crying #someone on his discord said sonething heinous and he answered with that #i had a visceral reaction #i cackled for like a whole 5 minutes #just. calling upon Beelzebub to call someone 'bruh' because they said such a shitty thing

[claraetoile]

Shit my butchfriend says №3

Even my cleavage has cleavage

#shit my butchfriend says #shit my boyfriend says

[351buttons]

me: “i’m gonna go upstairs and take @therealblogisreal with me. so you won’t be able to hear the ‘hot gos’ or hear us read the funny memes to each other”

@cringegod420 : “i don’t care, the only ‘hot gos’ i care about is Ryan Gosling”

#shit my boyfriend says #i’m dead again

[white-knight]

“Orange is just spicy yellow.”

#shit my boyfriend says #shitpost #memes #i would give you context but honestly there is none

[lightly-salted-sinner]

Is your sign of affection fisting?

#shit my boyfriend says

[ifeelsomucholdernow]

"the hippie carpet sht you put over your car seats" 😭😭😭

#shit my boyfriend says #he also said we're perfect for each other #he also said he wouldnt help if i got in a “situation” #he always runs into idiots in his lifeguard uniform on his way home from work #I am usually the idiot who gets into situations #its only a matter of time

[elk-crown]

Let's get your foot out of the darkness and into the other hello kitty rollerskate, okay?

#shit my boyfriend says #it was the most sincere and sweet thing but also i wheezed so fucking loud in response to it #i love him #polycule

[avovaimoke]

"Miksi sä kiroilet niin kuin merenneito?" - Poikakaveri

#suomeksi #suomi #suomitumblr #shit my boyfriend says #suomipaskaa #finnish #finland #perkele #saatana #vittu #merenneito

[bihexualandferal]

My boyfriend when he’s sick (chronic GERD): I’ve thrown up violently every day for years. it’s totally Fine and Normal

My boyfriend when I have a mild cold: Do you have Pneumonia??? Do you have to go to the Hospital???? Are you gonna DIE?????

#tw vomit #tw sick mention #tw sickness #vomit mention #sickness #sick mention #cw vomit #cw sickness #gerd #couple things #funny relationship #relationship #shit my boyfriend says #tw hospital mention #tw death mention

[ghoulishblog]

"The professional baseball players would want me to shit"

#shit my boyfriend says #relationship #boyfriend #text post

[iijustneedapllacetorest]

About Leon S. Kennedy: That's not a round house kick, that's a round Mansion

#shit my boyfriend says #art #autistic

[shitmyboyfrensays]

Honestly Athena has such bad bitch breakup vibes 💅🏻✨

#athena #bad itch #bad bitch breakup vibes #shit my boyfriend says #goddess or no? #bad bitch Athena

[in-your-sleep-you-said]

"The walking skills of a New Yorker!"

#sleep talking #shit my boyfriend says