I had two vaccinations today (Hepatitis A and B) … and I’m sooooo tired, I could sleep all day, my god. 😴

Uhm, btw, I’ll try writing new headcanons this weekend, so be prepared!

I don’t know what I will writing about or who I will writing about … but yes, be ready. xD

Take this poorly done shit post I made instead of actually doing uni work.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t even open a plastic water bottle on my own

@thetransnerdofbootleg Neito Monoma is just an anime version of Octavian

And you cannot change my mind.

people think im an adult who does adult things that’s at least funnier than Amy Schumer

We have your daughter?

So?

You’re…not going to do anything about it?

Nah, wait 5 minutes. She’s going to start talking about a damaged werewolf and his heartthrob gay lover soon enough

[5 minutes later]

Omg how do I make her stop?

My friend accidentally writes poems when he drunk texts me.

Can you believe it?

Too many of you are like:

And not enough of you are like:

Bottomless sides at Red Robin except when you order your second round, the server brings it to you with no pants on.

Steve. Did. Not. Erase. Sharon. From. Existence.

Nor is Sharon Carter, in any way, shape, or form, secretly Steve’s niece this entire time.

They make it very clear that time travel in this universe DOES NOT work like that.

It’s not a plot hole just because you don’t pay attention to what’s going on.

What is happening to me ??

ALSO QUACKITY PLAYING WITH DREAM LET’S GOOOO I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC

Me watching quackity without headset:

Quackity: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING / what the shit? / LETS FUCKING GO / FUCK YOU / holy SHIT / THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!

Me knowing my parents are on the living room: *sweats*

Forget the laws of humanity. Abide by the laws of nature. If a bitch is stupid snap they neck. Mother nature condones murder

x Thinking about when people used to make chipmunk ocs by coloring over the movie cgi

x If you know the song Malchik Gay…..how are you?

I’m so sorry dragon daddy

I miss Aidan Gillen

why does my cat look at me like I’m the weirdo when I lick them back