#shit talking

[sapphiclesbli]

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#✿︎li rambles #shit talking #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #i fuckin love women #femme lesbian

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

they dont even realise their own comedy

#shit talking #this post has over 8k notes by the way

[alexxlovergirlcom]

Farleigh Start..1

Tw:smut

Farleigh Start! Who the second he’s drunk or high, becomes a whiny baby. Begging for your attention, for you to touch him.

Farleigh Start! Who is also a little baby in the morning. Wrapping his strong arms around your waist to make sure you don’t leave.

Farleigh Start! With whom you have the deepest shit talking sessions ever. He knows every thing that’s going on in Oxford and will share it with you. You guys can spend hours spilling tea over who did what.

Farleigh Start! Who at the beginning of sex will only respond your teasing with quicks “yes” or “no” but once you start to fuck the attitude out of him he will be whimpering mess, begging, whining.

Farleigh Start! Who will try to dom you once in a while. But we all know that at the end of the day he’s a sub.

Farleigh Start! Who get off at you getting off. What get him the most is you riding his thigh. Just the sight of you going back and forth could make him cum undone in his pants.

Farleigh Start! Who definitely has a size kink. Wrapping his big hands around your throat, having to lean a lot just to be eyes to eyes with him, you looking up to him.

Farleigh Start! Who when someone does or say something you’ll talk shit about later, he gives you a little nudge followed by a certain look.

Farleigh Start! Who is the biggest party animal ever. On the dance floor you’re never alone, always with a tall curly headed boy behind you.

Farleigh Start! Who is a jealous man(no shit😨). Always asking “ who are you texting with that smile” like the mom of a teenager. What pisses him off the most is you dancing with someone else then him at a party. How dare you?! That’s literally HIS thing he does with you.

Farleigh Start! Who you begged to match outfits with. Once he accepted he loved it, everyone knowing you’re his. Not that he will ever admit it.

Farleigh Start! Who’s mindset is “ you’re with me or against me” at the beginning you two had a weird hate relationship always giving each other snarky comments. Until you realized how powerful you would be together and how much sexual pleasure he gives you.

Farleigh Start! Who’s always in the mood. If you’re horny so is he. All you have to do is ask, then boom he’s on his knees.

Farleigh Start! Who after you, his apparence matters the most. Always perfect hair, clear skin, he’ll spend hundreds of dollars on products if he has too. He use expensive parfum but the smell of his cigarettes overpower it.

Farleigh Start! Who in general is a shit talking cunt in public but a real clingy baby in private.and a sex god.

#i love him #archie madekwe #farleigh start #saltburn #farleigh start x reader #felix catton #in love #farleigh x reader #farleigh imagine #farleigh catton #farleigh saltburn #coquette #i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises #farleigh smut #farleigh x you #shit talking #boyfriend #iconic

[yes-these-obsessions-are-healthy]

I want to strangle people like this with black licorice vines

I need straights and gays to wake up and realize that this narrative we’ve had for the past near century that “the majority of people in the LGBT community are Gay/Lesbian“ is a lie. Most people are Bi/Pan. We’ve always been the majority, but even despite efforts by sexologists to introduce nuance into the conversations of flexible sexuality, the straights and the gay/lesbian community have consistently enforced the existence of an either-or binary of Homo | Hetero which has led to the false impression that Bisexuality is extremely anomalous even within the ‘anomalous phenomenon of queerness’. It isn’t, never has been, y’all were simply brainwashed just like straight people by rigid Western conceptualizations of gender and sexuality.

There being no monosexual (attracted to only one gender) companions is NOT ERASURE. Erasure is lying, censoring, ignoring, or attempting to re-explain the clear present evidence of someone’s identity. The companions are Bisexual/Pansexual from the jump, therefore there is nothing exclusively homosexual to erase. There is nothing in the game that indicates anything but perhaps a historical preference toward one gender over the other (i.e. Astarion making more observational comments about men than women that I’ve noticed) or known dating history (i.e. Gale’s relationship with Mystra).

I’m sorry if you want characters to be exactly Gay or exactly Straight, but when people complain about Bi/Pansexuality in media it stinks of the arguments once made by gay and lesbian activists until very recently that “Bisexuality is a political copout to appease the straights”, “Bisexuality is a lack of commitment to one side.” It’s the understandable fear that if Bisexuality is made more visible, then straight people will even more insistently weaponize our existence against gays and lesbians and argue “Well these queers can have relationships with the opposite sex, so why can’t you?” It’s not our fault as Bisexuals if the hegemony uses us as a weapon against our community without our consent, just like it’s not drag queens’ fault when the cishets use them to paint gay people as deviants.

Not only that but this insistence on these characters as being gay or lesbian is strictly due to this worship of gay/lesbian archetypes which are really just stereotypes. “Minthara is a lesbian because she hates men” is not groundbreaking girlboss empowering representation for lesbians, I don’t care what your little pink ribbon emoji handle has to say about it. “Astarion is gay because he’s flamboyant” wait until I introduce you to Lord Byron and Bi men who have freed themselves from the shackles of toxic masculinity. “Karlach is a lesbian because of that haircut and Mommy” Karlach is Karlach. She likes cock and cunt.

You can headcanon that these characters have a preference. You can even headcanon they are 99.99% into one gender and 0.01% into another. But no matter how many 9s you tack onto that .99% it’s still gonna be less than 100%. They’re still canonically Bi. Sorry that’s just how it is. That’s the reality.

#bg3 #twitter #shit talking #astarion #minthara #karlach

[tomkaulitzz02]

my fav shit talkers.

#kaulitz twins #tom kaulitz #bill kaulitz #tokio hotel #tokiohotel #tokiohotelmoots #2000s #georg listing #gustav schäfer #wattpad writer #tom kaulitz smut #shit talking #tomkaulitz

[cruella-radville]

femaLe

I’m just gonna let these screenshots speak for themself

#Yeah you’re TOTALLY not the same person who also sent me the anon about “cruella skinning puppies” #Lmao #shit talking #my post #ask

[that-one-girls-blog-posts]

mentally in a hotel, freshly showered, getting ready for dinner

#aa #this is what makes us girls #girlblogging #high maintenance #shit talking #shower thoughts #selfcare

[sn4pe]

i keep getting marauders fandom posts on my feed for whatever reason and dear god why r all their posts so fucking cringe. like they hit me with an incorrect quote that i think is gonna end funny and then it’s just. edgy and shit 💀 stop

#shit talking #pro snape #anti marauders fandom #y’all lack humour AND literacy skills

[sspicat]

Sometimes i don't understand Vega fr... This man literary hates everything and everyone in life. Vega is so hostile and cold heart with others, he might end up killing someone. For some reason Vega will end up making Arcturus CRY. look Arcky just want to be good friends with Vega but that ain't happening even Arcky beg Vega 100 times. All he cares about is his Flower Garden stuffs, Sorcerer Giana, and SUMMONER

C'mon man try to be a little friendly. Put some efforts in emotions. (Vega's whole entire personality change when he's ONLY with Summoner). He will be next sacrifice 😭

(For Summoner).... i'm not saying that i hate him. im saying that my brain cells don't work around him. idk if Summoner can fix Vega, but sure Vega will fix himself for Summoner...💀

#arcana twilight #shit talking #shitpost #arcana twilight arcturus #arcana twilight vega

[clericofinfamy]

damian priest - raw, march 11th 2024.

i swear he be doing the most to make good edits for me. thanks damien, keep up the good work 👀🖤💜

#yes please keep up the slapping #shit talking #and hair pulling #he’s unhinged and i’m feeling the effects #save me damien please #i need to be knocked out by him tbh #wwe #wwe raw #wwe smackdown #wwe edit #damien priest #damien priest edit #señor money in the bank #the judgement day #judgement day #rhea ripley #finn balor #dominik mysterio #jd mcdonagh #world wrestling entertainment

[yourfavanxioussunshine]

Added pink flowers in my hair

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[sapphiclesbli]

ovulation horny is a whole another type of horniness. like how am I horny non stop 😫😫

#lesbian #wlw #sapphic #sub lesbian #lesbian yearning #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #shit talking #talk

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

uhm yo is anyone else getting l*stelvenqueen vibes from this guy who only harrasses radfems and types like this or is this just a signature creep weirdo type of blogging

#shit talking

[moomoocowmaid]

.5 pictures are one of the greatest gifts to mankind

Can't take a photo of someone without holding your phone straight up, quite obviously?? Welcoming the discreet .5 lens!!!

#.5 #point five #discreet photos #shit talking #tea #gossip #literally #lol #funny #humor #evil #haha #original post #text post #freak #shit post #textpost #shitpost

[ariluna91]

Keep misusing tags like an asshole maybe you'll get the attention you crave when tumblr bans you. Idc about ppl posting horny crap online but dont tag your shit "cats of tumblr". Some of us have jobs and don't appreciate your tits popping up on screen w/o seeking it out.

sweetheart that tag was on a picture of my cats......... on a question of someone asking to see my cats.... its not my fault you went and looked at my whole ass blog, just block me if you dont wanna look 🤦‍♀️ and why are you scrolling tumblr and not working?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💋

#shit talking #why are you like this #dont be rude #rude #what a jerk

[adinafay]

Thank you for this fwoshy; even if I couldn't find a tumblr.

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#fwoshy #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 withers #astarion #Gale #lae'zel #shit talking #shadowheart #karlach