Elias Bouchard validates your gender ASMR
#shitpost
Happy spooky season!!! 🎃🍂🍁
i love being in the kirby fandom because i can call meta knight a dilf and watch everyone writhe
One of the most common arguments used against childrearing by people who have never had children of their own is “childrearing is hard, especially without diapers and bottles, because you’re just taking food from the earth and giving it back to nature, whereas when you do the same thing with alcohol, you’re just taking alcohol from the earth and adding alcohol to the food and then giving it back.”
Like, people really, really believe this
Catarina Loss has the coloring of a Smurf
blue skin, white hair
I loooooove the genre of witch’s heart official art that is just a big Claire surrounded by a bunch of very small characters
Fu Shen: *being high rank general, always using mannerisms typical for authority, been years on the battlefield, having the utmost respect of all people*
Yan Xiaohan: Look it is a baby. Very lonely and no one is taking care of him :( All I want to do is to wrap him up in a blanket and feed him some warm soup.
“For the record, I believe Nurglings have invaded Sigma-Omnicron 2315 of the lower cargo holds. I mean I’ve already taken care of it but I just thought I’d let you all know.”
It’s only been two days since I finished Avatar and I already have ideas for two fanfics that I’ll never write because I have too many WIPs already.
Yes the WIPs are sanders sides, sue me
When looking at something, move your eyes before you move your head! It looks very unnatural!
just drank my third cup of coffee of the day and feeling great 👍👍☺️
The Holocaust wouldn’t have happened if we’d’ve just painted “Nazis dni” on our front doors in lamb’s blood 🙄
val velocity was a party poison kinnie in denial pass it on
headcannon: undertaker eats entire jars of marmite at once and then cries in a coffin afterwards
imagine playing doubles and then two Steves just decide to put your teammate in gay baby jail
I just spent ten minutes zoning out to house of the rising sun on loop and I think that’s very sexy of me
If there was any confusion
When Cardi B said:
She meant this:
if she is your girl why is she helping me defeat my shitty dad and take over the world
probably should have prioritized paying attention to class instead but
Lahabrea needs a
