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dicapitoe · 3 minutes ago
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I do feel bad I don't care much about art anymore but frankly it's hard to be passionate about anything when life is currently a horror movie
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theshitpostcalligrapher · 4 minutes ago
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req’d by @pogaytosalad
oh. oh thas me
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cheeze-possum · 7 minutes ago
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welcome to random bullshit go where I type out random stuff my friends have said (and when I mean random I mean tumblr shitpost grade random)
"The voice rlly said 'fuck flick focus on me!'."
"I think i somehow accidentally turned your brain to mush- no take backs"
"Mmm C R U N C H Y W A T E R "
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onedforever · 8 minutes ago
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Andrew: Literally issues death threats
Neil: Aww how cute
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fonchi262 · 9 minutes ago
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peashooter85 submitted:
Well developed leg muscles
God damn it pea. 
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stillinthatweirdfaze · 11 minutes ago
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the biggest anomaly in our modern world is buffet style breakfasts. to enter into one as a small child or adolescent is to acquire a power that of a god, because there‘s just cupcakes and fondue and shit left over from the dinner buffet and no one’s gonna tell you shit if you just go up and eat it at 9 am on a Monday morning. To enter a breakfast buffet as an adult or (for some) a teen is to be immediately unsettled and uncomfortable for no reason at all.
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mr5-5-5 · 11 minutes ago
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This shouldn’t be as hard as it is.
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dragonborn-bhimbo · 15 minutes ago
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It's truly laughable that my dad wants to compare a 1-year-old kitten to a human child as though he has any idea how to actually nurture, support, or protect one
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jess-emurphy · 16 minutes ago
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I just know in his spare time, Chishiya would practice taking his hoodie down effortlessly enough to the point where it wouldn't mess his hair up
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memerson-barrett · 17 minutes ago
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To infini-titty and beyond
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suspicioustoads · 19 minutes ago
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If there's one thing I can be proud of today, it's that I'm really good at picking myself up and finding things to be happy about.
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heloflor · 20 minutes ago
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What Cavendish said : you doltish snack hound (derogatory)
What the fandom heard : you doltish snack hound (affectionate)
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a-weird-bean-bag · 20 minutes ago
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drew me @just-another-colin-kinnie and @dolphingal as wizard of oz characters lol
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trustworthy-liar · 21 minutes ago
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Unpopular opinion
I don't think Elias has interesting voice.
He maybe gets slightly more smug later in the show but over all richness of his voice is similar to rich taste of flour. I legit did not realize him as a character until the pipe murder lol
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bulbtree · 24 minutes ago
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Namiho and Namikaze don't deserve visit for special day and really failed
Thank you for coming to my TED talk 💦
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mrsscxrletwitch · 24 minutes ago
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y’all what if instead of an action movie the marvels was just a kardashians’ style reality show
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crowsking · 24 minutes ago
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i have final exams both today and tomorrow   ( sunday and monday )   and i will be on vacation from tuesday to saturday.      i have  a lot  of ims + discord messages that i’ve been neglecting. i promise you i am interested and i will respond when i have the time and energy.
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snekbyt3 · 24 minutes ago
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Ryuji: Dude! Stop spilling all the information to the cop!
Ren: Okay, first of all Ryuji, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Secondly, we really don't have anything to worry about, you guys. We haven't done anything illegal yet.
Zenkichi: (Did... did he just say "yet"?)
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starlight788 · 24 minutes ago
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Some idiot: “AnImE iS fOr ki-“
*teleports behind* *snaps their neck*
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