I do feel bad I don't care much about art anymore but frankly it's hard to be passionate about anything when life is currently a horror movie

req’d by @pogaytosalad

oh. oh thas me

welcome to random bullshit go where I type out random stuff my friends have said (and when I mean random I mean tumblr shitpost grade random)

"The voice rlly said 'fuck flick focus on me!'."

"I think i somehow accidentally turned your brain to mush- no take backs"

"Mmm C R U N C H Y W A T E R "

Andrew: Literally issues death threats

Neil: Aww how cute

peashooter85 submitted:

Well developed leg muscles

God damn it pea. 

Day 35

the biggest anomaly in our modern world is buffet style breakfasts. to enter into one as a small child or adolescent is to acquire a power that of a god, because there‘s just cupcakes and fondue and shit left over from the dinner buffet and no one’s gonna tell you shit if you just go up and eat it at 9 am on a Monday morning. To enter a breakfast buffet as an adult or (for some) a teen is to be immediately unsettled and uncomfortable for no reason at all.

This shouldn’t be as hard as it is.

It's truly laughable that my dad wants to compare a 1-year-old kitten to a human child as though he has any idea how to actually nurture, support, or protect one

I just know in his spare time, Chishiya would practice taking his hoodie down effortlessly enough to the point where it wouldn't mess his hair up

To infini-titty and beyond

If there's one thing I can be proud of today, it's that I'm really good at picking myself up and finding things to be happy about.

What Cavendish said : you doltish snack hound (derogatory)

What the fandom heard : you doltish snack hound (affectionate)

drew me @just-another-colin-kinnie and @dolphingal as wizard of oz characters lol

Unpopular opinion

I don't think Elias has interesting voice.

He maybe gets slightly more smug later in the show but over all richness of his voice is similar to rich taste of flour. I legit did not realize him as a character until the pipe murder lol

Namiho and Namikaze don't deserve visit for special day and really failed

Thank you for coming to my TED talk 💦

y’all what if instead of an action movie the marvels was just a kardashians’ style reality show

i have final exams both today and tomorrow   ( sunday and monday )   and i will be on vacation from tuesday to saturday.      i have  a lot  of ims + discord messages that i’ve been neglecting. i promise you i am interested and i will respond when i have the time and energy.

Ryuji: Dude! Stop spilling all the information to the cop!

Ren: Okay, first of all Ryuji, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Secondly, we really don't have anything to worry about, you guys. We haven't done anything illegal yet.

Zenkichi: (Did... did he just say "yet"?)

Some idiot: “AnImE iS fOr ki-“

*teleports behind* *snaps their neck*