Threatening those I care about to eat well or else I will go to their house and make them enough stew for 2 whole weeks. (As I have observed, normal people would rather die than eat the same thing 2 days in a row. I don't get it but whatever) (it doesn't work as a threat because none of us are normal) (I just want my friends to be well and healthy)
sorry your boyfriend uh. he wore his wedding dress. yeah. yeah. for that charlatan in red. now he's already lost lost lost. sorry. i only took my eyes off him for a minute i swear
ok so i was in the shower one time and my brain trailed off and i just started imagining what if the Enterprise got a distress signal that has been sent from the 21st century and when they look at it it's just stupid ancient meme shitpostery. like they think they've come across a really weird time-travelling anomaly and they put it on main viewer and they just get colossally rickrolled from 300 years in the past. it hasn't left my head for the past few days so now you must witness my vision
Data: Captain, it appears we are somehow receiving an unusual distress signal originating from the ancient year of 2024.
*Picard and Riker exchange looks*
Riker: 2024..? That's impossible.
Picard: Hm... Unusual indeed. Put it on main viewer.
Data: Aye sir.
and then the viewscreen activates and it's just this