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fallout-lou-begas · 10 days ago
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Diversity Win! The mysterious undead black horse with glowing red eyes associated with the Dark Brotherhood is transgender
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enigmasandepiphanies · 2 months ago
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The impulsive urge to be fluent in every language in the world so I could read their poetry and literature is back again.
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breezeinmonochromenight · 3 months ago
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Japanese game devs continually being surprised/amused at the things that scare their American colleagues is my new favorite thing.
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fallout-lou-begas · 8 months ago
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businesses: we’re doing COVID tests at the door!
the COVID test at the door:
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New Print Link Masterpost - Illuminated Shitpost Prints
Hey yall, here’s an updated link promo post for stuff on the store for shitposts now that ive phased some prints out and updated others. Spiders Georg will return in Avengers Endgame around the end of October at the latest so everyone’ll be able to get it in time for winter gift season. 
In any case here’s the long post with everything and all the links, feel free to press j to skip or blacklist the tag “print link masterpost” These links dont include commissions, there’s other listings for that, and I’ll be making another post for non shitpost print designs. Any pieces where the OG post is NOT my shitpost (and was not posted anonymously) I either got permission for them with the writer directly OR have a tracker that sends them a percentage of sales in payment for use. 
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1) Naval Seal Copypasta 
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2) Dummy Thicc Ventricles
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3) Thy Mother
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4) Limerick Rolled
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5) Descend Into Hell...
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6) Fireball
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7) Ronald Reagan’s Grave is a Gender Neutral Bathroom
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8) Man Door Hand Hook Car Door
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9) Welcome to Mcdawnalds
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10) Fuckin Love Coffee
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11) The Sour Hour (in reference to my post about eating lemons straight)
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12) My Immortal (first paragraph)
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a-list-of-moods · a year ago
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I wish I was a cat. Not, like, in a furry way though. Just in an “I’m sad and want to sleep in the sun and live in a bookshop and have no responsibilities” kind of way
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fallout-lou-begas · a year ago
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FOLKS........IT IS ONCE AGAIN....MARTY MONDAY
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findingjoynweirdstuff · 3 months ago
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So this is basically what happened, right
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theshitpostcalligrapher · 6 months ago
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HERE’S THE FINAL VIDEO OF THE COMPLETED NECROBEEMICON
i have yet to hollow it out to hide a dagger but thats gonna be done if/when i earn enough on twitch to commission a dagger
i fuckt up on music credit its manowar’s flight of the bumblebee cover
ty to my pal @god-o-biscuits for the vid editing job i would have put it off for WEEKS and not done as good a job otherwise
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fallout-lou-begas · 2 months ago
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a package courier chased off a cliff by trained dalmatians near Goodsprings has reportedly regained consciousness and made a full recovery
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