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why snakes are autistic

they are cute. autistic people are cute as well
can only be pet a specific way and gets hurt if pet incorrectly
samefoods (usually some type of bugs or rodent)
misunderstood
stims by wiggling tongue at things
likes warmspots
needs a VERY specific habit or it will die
comes in all types of sizes and colors but they’re all snakes
needs love
affectionate with specific people
can twist it’s body into the autism symbol :)

i present to you an autistic boy!!!!

#shitpost, #autism animal, #autism, #actuallyautistic, #aspergers, #snakes, #cute snake, #shitposts, #reblog, #follow

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the reason why i cannot leave tumblr is because i can say that John Green is the Taylor Swift of the YA fandom and it would make perfect sense here ykwim???

#Meg talks, #taylor swift, #John Green, #Shitposts

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camp campbell during the off season

#shitposts, #･⁎ ❅ *ﾟσυт σғ cσcσα «σσc», #please laugh

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Day 420

..blaze it

Bflsoxjabgxjcoshwvhd

#dailykeyboardsmashes, #memes, #meme, #shitposts, #shitpost

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hey! sub! piggy is always getting so many updates!

#shut up bandaid, #bandaid rambles, #roblox piggy, #piggy roblox, #shitposts, #no im not giving context

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me never showing my face online but hoping maybe one (1) girl has fallen in love with my personality enough to msg me and become my minecraft gf and maybe…….more 🥺

#lgbt, #lgbt memes, #shitpost, #shitposts, #sapphic, #bi memes, #bisexual memes, #but hey i mean, #if you like, #haikyuu, #fanfic, #john green books, #minecraft, #anime, #etc., #my date applications are uhhh open 👉👈, #i promise i’ll treat you right & you can name the minecraft cats

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Send and emoji and get an answer!

👋 You making a pass at me, sister?

🍳 Did those bullets scramble your egg?

😈 …or have you always been a naughty broad?

🧱 I hear “dig” from you, babe, and all I can think of is a shovel. How can this be?

🔄 Nice charlies. Give them a shake for the Ben-man, will ya?

💎 Where’d you learn that 18 karat trick with the heels of your feet?

#fallout new vegas, #fnv, #benny gecko, #shitposts

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korvo canonically fucks dead bodies and i think that’s important

#korvo, #solar opposites, #shitpost, #textpost, #textposts, #shitposts, #reblog, #follow

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okay but did you know that he didn’t mean it when he said forever and always?

#Meg talks, #it's nice to have a queue, #taylor swift, #Shitposts, #Forever and always, #Taylor Swift shitposts, #Taylor Swift fandom, #Taylor Swift memes, #Swifties, #Taylorlurking, #Taylurking

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Here have some bullshit prompted by a foolish person asking for Avon slipping set to ‘Stayin’ Alive‘ heheh

#blake's 7, #shitposts, #blake's 7 spoilers

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i hope no one ever forgets that oikawa is taller than iwa

#iwaoi, #hq shitposts, #shitposts, #but like, #the dynamic makes me so happy, #iwa is short & buff, #like a mushroom, #and oikawa is like a twig but ye he has some muscle on him, #don't forget it ok?, #have it reflect in your art and your writing, #bc it just makes me so so so happy in ways i can't explain, #im emotional, #don't look at me

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pants snatcher

#a hat in time, #ahit, #snatcher, #ahit snatcher, #the snatcher, #meme, #shitpost, #shitposting, #shitposts, #memes

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inspired by an all-time classic

#fallout, #fallout new vegas, #fnv, #vulpes inculta, #nipton, #shitposts, #from me

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If Spider-Man got his superpowers after getting bitten by a radioactive spider,,, does that mean The Winter Soldier got,,, radioactive frostbite??

#bucky barnes, #marvel, #bucky, #captain america, #the winter soldier, #winter soldier, #spiderman, #frostbite, #marvel shitpost, #shitposts, #shitpost, #caws, #ca:ws, #catws, #tfatws, #mcu, #marvel comics, #comics

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a crown of candy textpost meme: pc edition this time

bonus ruby, jet, and liam:

#dimension 20, #a crown of candy, #acoc, #a crown of candy spoilers, #acoc spoilers, #shitposts, #princess jet rocks, #princess ruby rocks, #count liam wilhemina, #sir theobald gumbar, #king amethar rocks, #chancellor lapin cadbury, #cotton candy temple cotton candy monk, #cumulous rocks, #tumblr hates images i apologize for the quality, #could NOT find a good one for theo on his own no matter how hard i tried

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I am going to take down god by swinging Wallace Pokemon at his head like a sword

#pokemon wallace, #gym leader wallace, #shitpost, #shitposts

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summer from the adult swim “rick and morty” is a redhead. her mother is blonde and her father has brown hair. if you remember your punnet square from science you would know that you need to have to parents with certain genes to have a certain appearance. jerry, summer’s father, is most likely a carrier of the MC1R gene that gives us red heads due to the lightness of his hair. beth, summer’s mother, does not have this gene because she is blonde. one MC1R gene will not give you a red headed baby, so the only way for summer to naturally be a red head is if she’s adopted. this, however is not the case. in the episode “Rixty Minutes”, we learn beth debated having summer aborted, meaning summer is beth and jerry’s biological child. so the only logical conclusion (other than the creators making a mistake) is that SUMMER SMITH DYES HER HAIR.

edit: this was disproven by a friend. summer is a natural red head. blonde people have the MC1R gene (i thought they didn’t, i was wrong).

#rick and morty, #r&m, #rick sanchez, #morty smith, #summer smith, #beth smith, #jerry smith, #shitpost, #sciblr, #science, #shitposts, #textpost, #textposts, #reblog, #follow

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Day 419

Ichismabzjaka

#dailykeyboardsmashes, #memes, #meme, #shitposts, #shitpost

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why the fuck are we like this @ discord chat @dorkylittleweirdo @dorkus-maximus @strange-the-tulip-trimmer @lattelesbean003

#n s f w, #sorry y’all we out here, #discord, #shitpost, #shitposts, #Evelyn shitposts, #it came out of nowhere?, #i mean off i go i guess sdlkjfls

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me, at 1 in the morning: blease,,,,I just want to Sleep

the horrible lump of electric meat in my skull: oh, ho! But have you considered: what if you fell into horrible financial ruin? now imagine that vividly for the next two hours.

#mood, #big mood, #gen z, #gen z humor, #gen z culture, #generation z, #relatable, #shitpost, #shit post, #shitposts, #shit posts, #textpost, #text post, #textposts, #text posts, #meme, #dank, #dank meme, #dank memes, #memes, #humor, #funny, #millenial, #millennial, #millennial humor, #millenial humor, #is it one n or two, #I'm too lazy to look it up

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